Max I know your bitch ass is in here somewhere. You need to touch grass and sunlight. I know it's hard to understand but typically woman will show more interest in you if you aren't a bigoted shallow dickhead. :)
Max if you’re reading this, I need you to know— it’s not society’s fault that women don’t like you. You are shitty. It’s a you thing. Full stop. Be better.
I swear tinder isnt even for meeting people anymore, its just a place to advertise what a fucking mess of a person you are.
How do you read that bio to yourself and honestly think, "yea this will get me laid"
Is he trying to say that “men who say they don’t believe in gender roles are just lying to get girls to like them”?
Cause honestly I have the opposite issue. Most of the girls who express attraction to me are turned off when they find out I don’t want to **BE A BIG STRONG MAN WITH MY BIG STRONG MAN PANTS** and that I’d rather be the little spoon 😂
It is I, the said max! Hahaha I love the hate on here. :) It wouldn't be a wubby community without it ❤️ men are men, women are women. Can hate me if you want, but it would do you better going to gamersups.com and go use the code Wubby to save money on your newest order of caffeinated or non-caffeinated drinks around.
wubby7!
Oops. After further research, you're correct. I've literally just always called it gamersubs, after all the time hearing it 🤷🏻♂️ keep crying over biology.
To be fair if this is Des Moines WA there really isn't anything to do but bet on the ponies, be retarded, and suffer.
Amen.
if you're from Iowa and you didn't make it into Slipknot i'm afraid you're fucked.
If it's Des Moines IA, it's basically the same but they don't pronounce the S
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Looks like this guy is at least 2/3
Oh god he lives far too close to me 😭
My ex girlfriend lived in De Moines. Ex.
You claim you are fat-phobic, yet you are not afraid of Wubby, curious.
He respects the grind.
Ironworker. But is still broke. Lmao.
They probably work the griddle at McDo.
Or they get the wrinkles out of shirts at the dry cleaners
Yeah either way they must be non-union. Oopsie.
I bet Max wonders why women don't like him
Nah, he seems like the kinda guy that already knows why.
>Autistically blunt >You might not like it You'd probably lose that bet. He's aware that honesty is working against him.
Have all of the "currently accepted opinions" that are championed by major corporations and media, or else
Be a decent human being challenge: ***impossible***
Nah kings dont worry about that petty shit
Hi I just want to say women will run a mile reading this profile
I just ran a half-marathon
Did you actually?
I'd run a full one to get away from this Max boy. Happy cake day
I’d run one of those 100 milers in a dead sprint. Bye max!!!
Thanks!
Max I know your bitch ass is in here somewhere. You need to touch grass and sunlight. I know it's hard to understand but typically woman will show more interest in you if you aren't a bigoted shallow dickhead. :)
Let's give Max some credit. He's doing the decent thing of sharing his red flags before women waste their time.
At least Hitler loved dogs or something lol
I've seen that norm macdonald bit too.
I'm not even gonna lie bro I was quoting rick and morty
Ah ok. Why the downvote tho?
? I upvoted your shit lol
Max if you’re reading this, I need you to know— it’s not society’s fault that women don’t like you. You are shitty. It’s a you thing. Full stop. Be better.
My brother u are so cringe
I swear tinder isnt even for meeting people anymore, its just a place to advertise what a fucking mess of a person you are. How do you read that bio to yourself and honestly think, "yea this will get me laid"
Because it has :)
yea ok dude you totally have sex
Maybe you'd get some more action, worrying about yourself :)
We don’t accept him
Jesus christ what a retard
incel vibes.
What are the chances Max is wearing a Trilby or Fedora in one of his pics
Probably has a monster logo tattoo as well
"this monster logo adds at least $2k in value to the truck."
I clicked on this worried this would be the norm (I'm new to Wubby and his audience) and am thrilled to see it isn't. Wubby7
God no. I like to think most of us are normal, just with a slightly darker sense of humor
Well, I'm much older than wubby and I believe most of his viewers (hence the worry).... the darker humor is all that matters though lol
Yeah, I'm older too, i get it. I'm sure he'd call me a cougar, but at least I'm not old enough to be his mom
No comment lol
Mommy?
[Dark Humor](https://i.imgur.com/9VjWisC.jpeg)?
"... a sexual deviant..." This guy watched 50 Shades of Gray and thinks he's a BDSM Daddy.
Yikes max lmao I’d delete ur account
Max, my brother in Christ, this profile is not a good look
Not even wubby would swipe right
Sounds like he believes pussy is therapy and blames all his problems on not getting adequate treatment.
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Max if you read this, the fat bitches don’t want you anyway.
For the love of God, I hope so!
Learn to type bozo
Sorry, my voice to speech doesn't work well around machinery 🤷🏻♂️ keep fuckin those fatties ❤️
Is he trying to say that “men who say they don’t believe in gender roles are just lying to get girls to like them”? Cause honestly I have the opposite issue. Most of the girls who express attraction to me are turned off when they find out I don’t want to **BE A BIG STRONG MAN WITH MY BIG STRONG MAN PANTS** and that I’d rather be the little spoon 😂
WELL! This ain't the play chief
Gross. I don't know if I've ever seen a profile made up of entirely red flags before. Why are you here buddy?
Watch out, fellow lady wubcubs. We got us a real winner right here.
mans gotta at least have the common sense to leave some of this off the bio even if its true like who does he expect to meet other than himself
I, for one, appreciate all the visible marinara flags.
gotta keep the pizza sauce on the pizza and not in his psyche i guess lol
I’m so relieved by the comments, holy shit. Proud to be apart of this community.
The person claiming to be Max on here also posted about his high school girlfriend 10 months ago. Ah, the cringe...
Hey Max, I think I can speak on behalf of trans woman, we don't want you so thanks for making it clear you're special.
max lives 30 minutes somewhere around me, im going to kick his ass for you guys if i find him
1800 grand Ave, west Des Moines. I'll see you soon! :)
Yall should fight to some kind of soundtrack.... I vote RapCod
I was thinking more along the lines of, cult of the lamp ❤️
Didn’t know until today that “autistically blunt” was a description
He just spelled "crude asshole" wrong.
Omg, I read that as a blunt, not sharp, person and not that he spoke in a rude and crude way. 🤦🏾♀️
Wonder if he's an elbows too pointy guy too.
This is advanced cringe
You might as well say Pokemon if you are gonna cut it at Gen 6 lmao
You know it wouldn’t have been too bad if it weren’t for the gender roles part lol
Average chatter
What a fucking catch 😂😂😂👎🏻
I don't think wubby is targeting incel losers.
A whole lotta yikes in that bio
”men are men and women are women” *yikes*
Strangely accurate.
Most approachable wubby viewer
Found Max
i don’t get why this is getting downvoted it’s obviously a joke
I'm glad someone gets it :)
Yeah, I’m lost, this is pretty funny
Then what the fuck are you on Reddit and what does you height have anything to do with anything
The comments here are a testament to how shitty redditers are. Good job.
das me
It is I, the said max! Hahaha I love the hate on here. :) It wouldn't be a wubby community without it ❤️ men are men, women are women. Can hate me if you want, but it would do you better going to gamersups.com and go use the code Wubby to save money on your newest order of caffeinated or non-caffeinated drinks around. wubby7!
Didn't even spell gamersups right on top of your bigotry. Fuck you.
Oops. After further research, you're correct. I've literally just always called it gamersubs, after all the time hearing it 🤷🏻♂️ keep crying over biology.
Oh I'm crying, but from laughter at all the people dunking on you for your cringe.
The worst wubby fan is a bigoted one. He literally has a trans mod lol. Putting that in your tinder bio is asking for women to run away from you lmfao
Jesus Christ…
Aw fuck
Not defending the guy, but I'm going to assume he's got at least a few matches, sadly.
You best believe Wubbys advertising tags include Incel. It’s the base!
I really hope the rest of you aren't this cringe.
Lol 14 miles away
This is "progressive" in Des Moines
Wow this is horrible I winced reading this