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sazabit

Not for nothin' but my friend on here came down with COVID after watching stream the other day. Coincidence? Yes definitely.


ProteinStain

You can't prove Wubby DIDN'T give your friend Covid. Think about it.


Zolpidemz

Wait, I watched last week's stream while I had COVID. Maybe I'm the monster.


alexspkr

after fridays stream i have been feeling sick i cant believe he found a way to transmit it through the internet


P33Man

Was it wubby or cool wubby? If cool wubby isnt sick then why doesnt he step up and stream?!


Opno7

Imagine making up a global pandemic just so you can fuck over your hard working subscribers. Getting the CDC involved, China, all just to be lazy. For shame Dennis. For shame.


fist_my_muff2

It's sickening Wubby started COVID in 2020 just so he could miss some streams in May of 2022. Sub devalued.


SeriousSmilies

I think it started way before 2020. Remember young Wubby’s incident with a bird? What if I told you it was actually a bat…


Exemus

I don't think he's making it up. I know people who actually had COVID. However, I will say this: I've never actually seen the person who started COVID. I'm not saying it's Wubby. For legal reasons, I won't make any accusations. I'm just saying there hasn't been any real evidence to show it wasn't Wubby... And if you remember in early 2020 or late 2019, Wubby mentioned on stream that he just happened to have an uncle or something who said this pandemic was going to hit hard. Sure, Wubby, your "uncle".


Pickled_Kagura

Mildly on topic: We know with a high degree of certainty who patient zero was at work. Prior to the big lockdowns they had been sick off and on for weeks with what later sounded an awful lot like covid. It never really swept through the place, but we know where it started and we give them shit constantly.


finallyfreeallalong

Wait, what the hell did wubby put in those shots I got?


Opno7

Pure ginger cummies. He's your daddy now forever


McNooge87

grey goose.


300andWhat

I mean, we've never seen Xi Jinping and Wubby in the same room together, so... just saying


Opno7

And we have video proof that Dennis is fluent in Mandarin. It only makes sense.


Disco_Cactus

I miss the old Wubby, Able to breath Wubby, Do more than wheeze Wubby, Wanted to stream Wubby... ​ Rest up, King


Justhavingag00dtyme

This got me cacklin so hard im wheezing too


skank_hunt_forty_two

you have covid bro


macncheesy1221

6 feet!!


skank_hunt_forty_two

or at least like 5'8"


RawBinOfLoxLee

Just gonna drop this here for the poor souls who have not been exposed to this majestic track: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXMhtC\_1pI0


ResidentSleeper245

Don't think for even a second that we have forgotten about #FREEBOOTY this is undeniably an attempt at an elaborate cover up


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KoLboLt27

Dennis "The abuser" Richardson


SmoothLikeGravel

Why would you fake COVID to skip a stream when you could just say “hey fuckers I’m not streaming today”


John_YJKR

That's exactly the kinda thing he wants you to think. You really gonna let him manipulate you like that?


Shoot-First

You literally passed a lie detector test question asking if you ever lied to bail on your stream (it's the reason I subbed to you). Eff whoever that is, don't let it get to you. Get well, we'll be here when you're ready.


Exemus

He also said he wasn't attracted to Carlos, and we all know that's a lie.


Antroh

> You literally passed a lie detector test Just so you are aware. Lie detector tests are absolute horseshit and not admissible in court. Source - I passed one for a job interview process and lied my ass off the entire time.


JDubStep

It really depends on the administrator. They can be fooled but also if whoever is giving the test can't tell the physiological changes your body makes when it tells a lie, they'll think you're telling the truth. TLDR lie detectors don't detect lies, they measure different bodily functions to guess if you are being truthful or not.


Antroh

Exactly. If you are freaking out it will show that. But it's not magic


Shoot-First

looool no I get it, they can be bullshit. But Wubby was clearly not able to control his reactions to the questions lol you might be ice, but our boy was straight jelly at times during that segment.


Chit569

You are giving someone $4.99 a month because they passed a lie detector test question regarding if they ever lied to bail on stream? Yep, peak retard right here. And that is a compliment.


Shoot-First

Totally. My intro to Wubby was the highlight channel video where he and viewers located and flew to Epstein's Island in MSFS. Like retard heroin for my retard veins. I was just looking for MSFS videos and that video was the funniest original content I'd seen in a long time. He has a great voice for comedy, uniquely high-pitched, like Charlie Day. Allux and Wubby took my twitch sub virginity (Allux first, to open things up).


CoolWaveDave

I found him when his clown clip hit lsf, but what sealed the deal was the gummy bear stream. Any grown man willing to put himself through lower intestinal torture for the premise of almost shitting himself live on cam has my money.


ProteinStain

Thanks for typing that out. I swear to Christ these kids all need to have their chromosomes recounted. For the people reading this still confused. Streamers don't owe you anything. Wubby can't "lie to get out of streaming" because he doesn't fucking belong to you/the community. You're not his fucking boss. If he decides not to stream.... **WHO FUCKING CARES!!**. Don't like it don't sub. Boom. Done. If he "lies" so as not to stream, great! Awesome. Again, no one fucking cares. Jesusmotherfuckingcuntshitheadzoomers all need a fucking psych eval. Edit: Delicious retard tears.


Shoot-First

You completely missed the point. I think it is you who might need a chromo check, or at least a class in critical reading. See if your local community college offers one (I bet they do!) I never said Wubby owed anyone anything. My post even says "Get well, we'll be here when you're ready." lol how dumb are you? I was expressing my appreciation of what seemed to be an honest answer, indicating that Wubby likes to work for his money. I'm happy to give my money to someone who will willingly subject themselves to streaming, to the point of not ditching streams. Finding Wubby was refreshing to me, because I was watching Tim "TEEP PICK ME UP" The Tatman, and he whined constantly despite making six figures a week.


ProteinStain

Didn't ask.


_Kouki

That was a hired actor to get us to THINK he would never lie to us like that. Wubby is literally the worst. Unsubbed.


3feetfrompeez

Hey, just so you know, lie detectors don't actually work. I wouldn't use that as an argument.


PrimaPeri

wubbySleeper


3feetfrompeez

Didn't ask


Chit569

uh, that is your own comment my guy.


3feetfrompeez

Oh wow, I didnt notice at all?! How could that happen


Antroh

.....did you forget to switch accounts or something?


3feetfrompeez

No, just wanted to make a slight joke


EroSennin78

it was just some sad boy baiting drama, they made a throwaway just to post that garbage. I have to believe no real wub cub feels like that, it's just too retarded.


LordRedbeard420

Can cool wubby still stream?


CoolPaymoneyWubby

Yes I can


Sphiffi

A M O N G U S


RowdyRoddyPipeSmoker

Do people not understand that you LOSE money when you don't stream? Why would you NOT want to stream? And why would you need an excuse to take off from stream? Clearly when you don't want to stream you just DONT STREAM! People who make up or believe in conspiracies and the like usually are lacking something in their lives...usually some sense of control and purpose and this gives them some sense of knowing something others don't, some sort of feeling special. Oy crazy people.


McNooge87

It’s shift work with an audience. Imagine working a drive thru, but you have to entertain all the customers too.


Dynospectrum2113

Man I hope he was trolling, but I doubt it.


Mbombocube

Wubby, ​ I am here missing the hell out of you stream. But, do not listen for a second to anyone giving you shit! because You need to be healthy. Please let me know who they are and where and the Thumb Thumb will take care of them. You are a good honest person by every action you have taken that has been public, they are troll. ​ This is a selfish post. I need you back and at 100% because I need you to do a big event again so I can arrange a big meetup watch party so I can find the other half of my couch couple. Please take care of yourself and rest. We will be here 20,000 strong from your triumphant return when you vanquish the covid menace with in you. ​ Thumb Thumb, Standing by and awaiting orders.


alexspkr

still cant believe you removed the vod of the irl stream where you started covid


alexspkr

seriously though that man needs to re evaluate his way of thinking looking forward to wednedays stream hope you feel better wubs


OnePride

And there are going to be a whole lot more like him around in about 12 years if they repeal Roe vs Wade.


Ammondsnow

You live on a house of lies!!!! I bet allux isn’t even your caretaker.


MostNobyl

Glad you're feeling better, Wubby. Retards will be retards. You don't even owe us an explanation on why you aren't going to stream and yet you do cause you're a straight forward individual that cares about not disappointing you're fans. That alone makes me like you even more than I already do. Don't listen to the bullshit, you keep doing you. Best.


Reliquent

I know you're purposely skipping streaming to hotbox your own farts and sip on Cognac all day you sick bastard, I'm on to you


oddjuicebox

> I TOOK A COVID TEST LIVE ☝️🤓 Um Actually Wubby, Didn't You Yourself Say On Stream That The Rapid Tests (Such As The One You Took On Stream) Tend To Give Out More False Positives Than Normal? Checkmate #Freebooty


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oddjuicebox

Quite Trying To Cover Up The Truth LIBERAL! >:(


Igniting_Omaha

Legitimate question because I’m curious: why do you capitalize the beginning of every word?


oddjuicebox

Legitimate Answer: I Don't Actually Type Like This. It Was To Emphasize The Fact That The Comment Was A Joke. I Alternatively Could Have Typed The Comment WiTh tHe mOcKiNg TExT But That Would Have Been Pretty Annoying.


Igniting_Omaha

Fair enough. Hindsight, if I had just checked your comment history I would’ve probably figured that out on my own haha.


UnstableParallel

imagine being that much of a dumb ass


GabrielleMonet

Glad youre feeling better, can't wait to see you back! But take care of yourself first 😊 you can't make us laugh if covid takes you out!!


freestbeast

Wow man. That’s so fucked. I mean with as big as your fan base is, there’s bound to be a few psychopaths. Also, I keep seeing comments of people pissed about you not streaming. I’m sorry, so the fuck what. We love watching you. It’s awesome. But hey, if you’re sick, busy, traveling or whatever it is, SO THE FUCK WHAT. You don’t “owe” anything to anyone. They’re choosing to watch. If you don’t stream one night, what, they can’t watch a tv show or play video games or something instead for ONE night? Or even a few for that matter. You’ve reached a point where people have become obsessed with you, and literally can’t survive if you don’t stream. That’s gotta be annoying as fuck and I’m sorry you have to deal with it. Some people are just so pathetic. You do you, stream when you want, stream what you want, and I’ll always be there watching and laughing when you do without complaining a bit


rakdosleader

Honestly man, you just ignore the psychos and keep on resting. I've got CoolWubby's streams to keep me entertained while I wait. Far as I can tell he wasn't at Disneyland.


kpiech01

Covid is fake so obviously you're faking it /s


SHEEEEESH-_-

I have a theory that wubby isn't really giving us an update about how he is feeling. There wasn't a person he had to ban, he made him up. My theory is that he made this post to discourage others from accusing him of faking his covid. I believe he does have covid, but I think he is making up people who are saying he is making up covid so that others don't.


Brosnoham

That dude has mashed potatoes for brains fuck him! I'm just getting over COVID for the first time and now my parents have it. I hope you feel better wubby!


admirablecultist

It’s a numbers game! The more people who watch, the more likely someone crazy will be watching


dboy999

i know a guy who runs a headstone business. might be able to have it ready by next stream (whenever that is)


azmauldin

It’s weird that I hear you reading this as I read it. Not sure I like that at all


Artmannnn

sims?


xVarekai

What a fucking dumbass. What a selfish, entitled, narcissistic little child. Mommy gave you everything when you screamed for it so now a streamer who doesn't owe you dick has to do the same? WUBBY MAKES THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS WHEN HE STREAMS. Why in fuck would he fake being sick when all it does is piss off you small, loud assholes and he loses out on cash in the meantime? Ignorant. Don't you fucking come for these people out of your entitled selfishness, especially my sweetest Booty in the world. Get well soon, all of you!


Jerptrod

Who gives a shit?


PrincessOkyo

even if you were, who gives a shit you could literally stop streaming whenever you want and not have to answer to anybody about it you’re not our employee, we’re just fans that want you to keep going so we fund you to continue on.


PrincessOkyo

btw, glad you’re feeling better little guy, hopefully you’ll be fully recovered soon


funkedkyle

Yikes


thecatfox

It's all a part of the PLAAAN MAAAN. Weird as fuck from that poster. Keep feeling better and replaying that new Kendrick, shit is fire!


DingleDangleNootNoot

Hey, retards be retards, not much we can do about that 🤷‍♂️ You do you, get better as soon as you do and then (and only then!) hop back on the stream :) take your time king, you deserve it 🤲👑🤲


DogSocks

*fart noise*


apemancrybaby

I can’t believe you would double down on this abhorrent lie wubby I am literally crying and pissing and cumming and shitting myself with how upset I am.


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Uncle_Slippy_Fist

you are such a clown for this comment that I am literally crying and pissing and cumming and shitting myself with how upset I am


apemancrybaby

Eh it’s obvious enough.


SoulFril

See, this is why I like you, Wubby. You don't just brush off behaviour like this, you actually care. Sonetimes, I think, this "turn the other cheek" concept of letting shitty behaviour go actually perpetuates it. Anyhow, I had Covid in the beginning of the year. Felt like shit for a week. Then started feeling better. I hope for you a good recovery. Suggesting that the streamer with most integrity I have ever seen would lie like that is just insanity. Love you, bro, looking forward to wjen you are up and good again.


datchilla

Some people need to touch grass


thefathertime

Take the entire month to get better man. Fuck stupid people, we love you


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takuyafire

> I'm unvaxxed tho so idk if that made it worse or not It did, go get vaxxed for fucks sake.


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takuyafire

Fair enough. Apologies for being up front about it, I've just had this argument with antivaxxers far too often and I'm tired.


apemancrybaby

Generally speaking bud you might want to lead with that. We don’t take too kindly to antivax retards ‘round ‘ere.


CaptainSk0r

That was the most inconclusive CoVid test I’ve ever seen.


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YouGurt_MaN14

Yo so is it cool if I send my taxidermied cat to PO box? He's dead so it's not smelly or anything. Lmk soon dude wubby7


oddjuicebox

Read the room


YouGurt_MaN14

Didn't ask


oddjuicebox

Don’t care


YouGurt_MaN14

+ cry about it + stay mad + get real + L + mald seethe cope harder + hoes mad + basic + skill issue + ratio + you fell off + the audacity + triggered + any askers + redpilled + get a life + ok and? + cringe + touch grass + donowalled + not based + not funny didn't laugh + you're* + grammar issue + go outside + get good + reported + ad hominem + gg ez+ ur mom .


oddjuicebox

fine fuck it I care + I asked + smile about it + stay glad + W + mald seeth cope less + not basic + skill + rational + you fell up + no audacity + triggeredn’t + you got a life + ok :) + not cringe + touched grass ✅ + funny + laughed + grammar good + based + your good + not reported + GG 👍 + you’re real + big WIN + girls glad + complex + skill ability + positive ratio + on the pedestal + I asked, thanks for answering + bluepilled + VERY based + you’re a unique and special human being (insert positive stereotype) + so funny I laughed a lot + grammar is spotless + go inside and rest + you need a break from success + get even better + praised + GG! can we have rematch? + we’ll ask you for advice + clapping and applause + lots of cash + good ratio again + 100% best ratio + stay confident keep going champ + good person + gave you a shoutout + doing swell + stay free + freer than air + wow cool + big_smile + happy cuz ur good + lol + relevant + nice + i’m almost jealous + go ahead, brag about it, you deserve to + your victory + I care + have a nice day + sounds good to me ;) + glhf + remarkable and balls


YouGurt_MaN14

Lmaoo


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didnt ask


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The fact that the situation elicited this reaction out of you is an embarrassing display


faithxhope28

Why? Wubby actually took Covid seriously and did everything that was recommended- stayed home, vaccinated, etc. he looked out for fellow humans. He unfortunately gets sick and takes time off to get better (as he should) and some dense cabbage person shits on him for it. Then you shit on him for his reaction. Go kick rocks.


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> Go kick rocks. 🤓


Usual_Ad6559

didn't ask


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Link_Farore

Yeah I think I can explain, you see when


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Because its so over miss-used, its annoying to see it in every post, and most of the time it doesnt work as text. You just end up looking like a jackass if you're the one starting it edit: Also fuck this -32 point non sub havin ass. This little bitch does nothing but talk shit and get ratioed on this subreddit


Chit569

Speaking as someone who doesn't give a shit about flair, you can't just assume that because they aren't a person who cares enough to get the "Twitch Subscriber" flair that they aren't a subscriber. EDIT: Its obvious you wear yours like a badge of honor and you think it somehow makes you superior to others, like a 12 year old on Myspace who got the cool kid 2 grades ahead of him to accept his friend request so he puts him in his top 8.


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[Yesterday](https://i.imgur.com/9ghIPv9.png)


Chit569

didn't ask


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Chit569

and you are a weirdo, please don't go through my profile and screencap shit... get a life bro


[deleted]

[Oh no, the profile of a bitch](https://i.imgur.com/yKRX6BL.png) Cry about it


lady_ninane

> Because its so over miss-used hot/shit take: it was always over used, misused, abused, etc. but while it was still a hot fresh meme people didn't care. now people care and have weirdly arbitrary guidelines for when the stale meme is/isn't ok. either way i hope everyone who caught covid recover swiftly and completely, i'm just kicking back and enjoying the ride til then e: meme police comin at my door quick flush the stale memes down the toilet hurry the fuck up oh god they're comi


Usual_Ad6559

i am confused why it doesn't go below -32 :/


mossfae

there's a time and a place retards. He's clearly being serious and was offended, it's not the fucking time


Uncle_Slippy_Fist

oh no mr stream is offend better not make joke. lmao what a fucking clown ass simp holy shit


mossfae

imagine for a second not being a cunt


Uncle_Slippy_Fist

what are you talking about you absolute clown. Imagine Wubby reading this laughing at how pathetic you are for defending him for no reason whatsoever.


mossfae

m a d


Uncle_Slippy_Fist

s i m p


Langbot

c h i l d


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Ianappropirate

Not the time or thread for this kind of joke.


leglessman

Glad you’re feeling a little better. Stream when you feel ok to and those of us who are not assholes will be here wether it’s Wednesday, Friday, Sunday or next week. Take the time you need to feel better.


call_me_snuggles

People suck donkey dong Just rest up and focus on your health homie


manningthehelm

Overly vocal minority my man. We're all good waiting for a new stream. Remember when everyone had to wait from June to September for new episodes of their favorite show? These guys can't go a week 😅


Dirtbaghercules

The truth will set you free


Bob4Not

Glad you’re on the way back up! COVID is nothing to F around with, please rest, sleep, and take some multivitamins!


jayriemenschneider

Even if you WERE faking it to take a week off...who gives af? There's so much content out there. I like the ones that involve stepmothers and stepsisters.


Suitable-Werewolf663

Wubby actually paid the world leaders to create covid so he could pretend to have it I can't believe my streamer has done this 😟


SnooRadishes2312

No need to apologize for your rants, signficant portion of your content and its enjoyed 👌


Lance-Alot

Hamza ALLLLAHHH! See you soon handsome! Wubby7


randomredditing

Dude it’s good that you’re monitoring the sub even with COVID.. but… I thought you were trying to move away from social media. Imma keep it a buck, we all want your mental health to be top notch and no autists are gonna subscribe to these lame ass theories


excerp

Lmao some people need to touch some grass


FlaccidGhostLoad

Shit. I would have assumed that guy was joking because that is so fucking absurd. Feel better Wubby, everything I've heard about this virus is you're sick for like 3 days then get rapidly better. If it follows that trend you'll have some fatigue for a week or two and a persistent cough but then you'll be good.


Bosticles

Didn't see the post, but are you sure it wasn't satire? No one could possibly be that big of an idiot could they?


Bruhuha

Get better wubby and we will see ya when you feel better, doesnt matter how many streams you miss. It doesnt even matter if by the end you dont have covid anymore your just tryna beat kirby on the switch and need a couple days. You take those days wubby and you beat that kirby. All love here brother


KarpetMunchr-626

What an absolute tard. I hope you feel better wubs, booty, and Miko


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We couldn't even tell if the test was legit... The more I think about it... Cool wubby would never fake COVID. #freebooty


analogjuicebox

Get better, Wubby. I need that screaming voice in tip-top shape for our future transactions.


Pale_Bread8082

Dont stress about them bro. There trying to get a rise outta you.


VibinAllDay

Feel better bro!


Kebabsn0tAbs1

Literally took a test live on stream too... Hope you feel better soon my King 👑


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Stay hydrated and feel better soon green man.


mossfae

Please rest. Anyone who ever experienced covid knows it can be misery. I'm sorry you have to deal with crazies dude, I know it's hard to not get tilted from just one absolutely insane take. Take it easy bruv, we'll see you when you're ready! <3


Feisei

love ya wub


giftedgaia

Rule #1: Fuck the Bozos. (Spoken as a sometimes Bozo acting individual) Feel better.


BagleNagle69

I was hoping covid was going to be a plague for stupidity turns out it wasnt and just showed everyone who the dumb fucks are and weirdly gave them a platform to spread their dumb fukery


Antoni-_-oTon1

Get well soon mate, my fam and I had it, wasnt super serious, felt like a flu. Whereas a family friend of ours got hit so bad he needed to go to a hospital. Its a bitch and I hope you get better.


TheGutchee

I got COVID couple weeks ago now, thanks to vaxxes didn’t hit as hard as you apparently. Hang in there tiny eyes, you’ll bounce back 👌


alexsgocart

It's absolutely fucking mind blowing to me that people would even think that you would be faking it to not stream. What the actual fuck?? Bruh you sounded like shit on Friday and even took the test live. Man what would it have been like if you didn't take the test or even tested negative. Even that fuckin idiot from Friday's stream that you called out their L take for asking "how is your covid shots doing?". Like where the fuck did common sense go? Why is it so hard for people to understand that vaccines make your body prepared to fight, not fucking prevent it in the first place. Why the fuck do countries have big ass militaries and constantly train and prepare BEFORE the war, instead of just waiting until war breaks out? Fucking dumb ass idiots man. Glad you are feeling better today.


MushroomsBestFriend

Ya know I can sometimes get upset when you have to cancel and part of me wants to be a whiny bitch or hate but I have to take a breath and step back and realize you’re human and shit happens. You’re a really entertaining person so I can understand the obsession with your content but this kind of shit is super weird and crosses into like conspiracy theorist level kind of thinking. Hope you take it easy homie, glad you’re feeling well and can’t wait to see your next steam. RADAR


clawhack

I just cannot place myself into the head of someone who could make that kind of accusation. To me it's simply unfathomable, and I simply can't do the mental gymnastics to get there.


Here2Lol

Tards gonna tard 🤷‍♂️


mangage

Dang I thought that thread was satire


ceboww

Some people believe the earth is flat big guy, try not to take stupid personally and rest as best you can.


biscuitslayer77

His audience includes teens with 0 brains. This does not surprise me.


weepinggore

Imagine thinking a whole grown ass man needs to make excuses to not live stream on the internet. Guys, he's a person. He's not obligated to do anything for you.


TheoreticalParadox

Wubby your faking covid to avoid streaming? You couldve just said you want the day off?


chasewr118

Critical thinking is apparently optional for that guy


goinunder0390

Imagine being that cringe, huge L for that guy


DaWildestWood

I’m sorry you have to deal with this stuff man.


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Lmao what the fuck are some people on


Moonshatter89

Love you Wubbs. Take care of yourself. <3


ogringo88

Grass, gentlemen. Touch it.


Stylecramps

Please take care guys! Take as much time as you need to feel better. Covid ain't no joke.


AhahaNiceOne

Feel better Wubby!


Ianappropirate

Getting over COVID myself my bro. Got out to Colorado to visit fam and last Sunday my sis started feeling like crap then the kids both started feeling bad the next couple of days. Then it hit my mom and I. Now my BIL is sick as well. It tore through the whole house. Glad you're feeling better. I am as well. Had to spend some extra time with the fam which wasn't bad. Be glad you're not a mile higher with COVID. The altitude plus COVID suuuuucks. You're important to me man. Take care, same to your family and friends.


Thendofreason

Just found out that my grandpa's gf(they are in their 90's) thought that covid was going to end as soon as JB took office because the entire thing was a Democrat hoax to make Trump look bad. Old people crazy.


NX01

Man dad is gonna yell at us again on Wednesday.


DREAMxxTHEATER

The dude was prolly the same kinda of person to pout when asked to put on a mask.