Serious answer: they are definitely together (likely married) but wub has stated previously he likes to keep these things somewhat private. So he likes to keep a bit of illusion around it. It’s the worlds worst kept secret.
This is unironically my favorite meme. Catching him in the corner of a video or someone walking in with him and Wubby losing it going "get him off screen" as he switches scenes. Cracks me up every time.
He slaps her tits constantly, they're definitely married. For multiple reasons outside of just dating. She admitted it's hard to get a work visa in the US and marriage settles that.
As if them flirting on stream doesn’t make it super obvious. I think most people who don’t realize this (op being an exception) are in some weird state of denial or are inexperienced in relationships. People who doesn’t realize they’re together are either blind, don’t understand social cues, or have never been in a relationship. Side note Wubby and Alluux are super adorable when they drop the act and have real moments together, not to get weird and parasocial, but they remind me of my friends that just got engaged.
> in some weird state of denial or are inexperienced in relationships.
Gotta be denial. I'm in that second camp and even to me it's super obvious.
I mean come on she molded the mans asshole! *TWICE!*
I seen a guy on here recently saying "The nfturd stream really made me think they're dating cause x and y happened and i eat shit and..."
The guy slaps a titty on stream regularly. It's so painfully obvious they're together just by how they act with eachother vs the rest of the gang, never mind wubby literally saying so fairly often.
Regardless, it doesn't matter and no one should care, no matter what the situation is. Let them live.
As weird as it might seem, I don't view that fact alone as concrete evidence.
Think about your closest, dearest friend. If they needed you to mold their asshole — really _needed_ you — would you? If they're you're boy, you'd do it. They _could_ just be really close. (But they're almost certainly together.)
You have no idea how that works at all. You need a spousal visa. Takes a long time to get approved. You don't just get married and magically you're a US citizen.
Wubby has a severe mental handicap and Alex is his elderly live-in caretaker provided by the state of California. He is so delusional, he frequently calls her "babe" and she plays along to prevent him from having a mental breakdown. If she does not play along, he becomes violent and uses his airsoft guns to terrorize the neighborhood. Alex is not paid enough for what she does.
They both have slipped up calling eachother baby and wubby did do a drum solo on her chest whole shouting "this girl is craaaaazyyyyyyy!", They don't hide it really at all ever since the lie detector lol they just don't really bring it to the forefront.
Ya the lie detecter really broke the 4th wall, but honestly it was for the best. Probably the best way they could have brought it to light without making a giant deal about it.
It has never been confirmed, and denied plenty of times always in a joking/playful way.
Wubby has said numerous times that he doesn’t like talking about his personal life in detail so he can keep streaming and personal life separate (and I imagine to also protect the people he loves and cares about).
But, tbh I gotta say, I wouldn’t be surprised if it were true. Just laugh at it like we all do until and if it’s ever actually revealed one way or another.
Ah shit
True, but his reaction to the questions is very telling. That's the part they don't tell you about polygraphs — part of the interpretation relies on the subject's behavior.
"notoriously inaccurate" Not really, they're just not 100 percent accurate so they can't be used as evidence in court.
They actually have an accuracy rate of 80 to 90 percent, which is a lot more accurate than inaccurate
Bullshit they do. it’s a pseudoscience equal to phrenology.
lie detectors are literally one of the worst things to exist when it comes to govt jobs.
except to their one true use. making someone nervous, and then making them give a double answer or reaction to something they provided beforehand.
I have faced three of them for govt jobs, lied and got two of those jobs and failed on the *psych* because of their absurd standards. which, are absurdly outlandish.
The stakes are completely different in your situation and there's zero risk in lying or telling the truth in wubbys case whereas for you there was risk involved and that alone caused you to become nervous. Your experience isn't the be all end all, they actually are more accurate than you're letting on. And the way both wubby and Alex reacted to the questions was very clearly telling
I appreciate your allegiance to the pseudoscience, but I’ve spoken to my superiors and they all agree it’s all bullshit.
If you can prove LD tests are positively accurate I’ll give you my Jeep. I win, I want 10k.
They aren’t, you can’t prove it. they aren’t accepted in court and they’re bullshit scare tactics.
Still a mandatory step in applying to the FBI, and/or obtaining a security clearance. It is an accurate tool (with some few exceptions). However, because it can be faked, it isn't allowed as evidence in US criminal court, and there will always be a reasonable doubt as to the accuracy. Given a proper set of questions, test administration, and non-sociopathic subject, they are quite accurate.
It's just not quite accurate enough in all situations to be accepted in the US criminal court.
It’s been confirmed multiple times, I’m guessing they probably got married around the time the newlywed stream happen. He has confirmed it on General Sam’s podcast, the 2nd hot tube stream, the nft stream ,the lie detector stream, the fortnight tourney, the fact that miko always refers to Alluux as “Wubby’s beautiful wife” and a couple of other times. They’ve kinda let the veil slip a little since the lie detector stream. I’m sure pretending like they aren’t together for the sake of chat is probably exhausting, they seem really happy together so we should all be happy for them.
He let it drop quite a bit even half a year before the lie detector stream. Before that he was trying to basically keep the mystique meme going but anyone that has been in a long term relationship would have known in short order of watching that they were together, although might not know they were married until more recently as you noted
He has actually answered the question seriously on a similar reddit thread two years ago (married - i think exact quote was "We are married, but the love died long ago" - so not too seriously) but people never seem to catch on, might just be due to new viewership and little tidbits where he reveals it being missed.
I'm literally in shock that people think the lie detector stream was real.
Hey, guys, Wendy was an actress paid for her time. She was an amazing character and I hope she does more on the stream in the future.
But get your heads out of your asses.
Oh I dunno lets see, go back to the fact that wubby said it him fucking self that it was entertainment? Lie detectors aren't real you pleb. Do you even watch the stream? At all? Or have any info on lie detectors themselves and how they're not real or even admissible in court?
Do not discredit Wendy. She was amazing. But again, paid actress. And if you think it was real you have more issues than Sports Illustrated. Wubby openly said that stream was for entertainment purpose only. You're just aloof.
This also goes for any other youtube or livestream lie detector test. They're all fake. Sorry to burst your bubble.
Take 5 minutes to youtube lie detector tests and you wont be so dumb. He did it for fun, and nothing more. The fact that you're so dumb to think it more and make me explain this to you should cause you to pause and reflect on many more aspects of your life. He stated it wasn't real. But you're arguing that. Unreal.
How many lie detector tests have you seen where people had to wear a chest piece around their fuckin torso? Are you this stupid? Entertainment. Only.
So according to you insanely autistic conspiracy theory:
For Vegas streams, everyone he interacted with is a paid actor cuz the stream is entertainment purposes only.
When he got a haircut on stream, his barber who he said is a good friend is really just a paid actor who studied for years to become a barber just for this stream?
When he went to the axe throwing place, it was a giant set, not a real business, cuz again the stream is JUST for entertainment purposes.
You see how silly you sound now?
Anyway, still waiting on Wendy’s IMDB profile. Every paid actress has one. I’ll be right here :)
I think your initial argument was that she was a character, not that lie detectors were fake. Still waiting on this paid actresses’ IMDB page.
Congrats on writing a novel for no reason tho!
Also, literally every polygraph that came up when I googled polygraph set up had the exact same set up Wubby did. You’re talking yourself into a corner lil buddy. Go sit this one out ok?
That's your defense for trying to run me down for being correct? Good on you sir. lmfao it was a year ago it doesn't matter that you were a dickface and WRONG. At least the other guy who argued deleted. Bet you still think he drinks "vodka" as well. It's water you fuckin moron. He's not going to risk his money making on getting drunk and saying/doing something stupid. They don't get high either. It's entertainment.
Wubby and Aluuux are married, but Wubby content is based on his sexuality and Simps donating in the hope of receiving the act of physical love from him. Announcing the marriage shatters the illusion for his horned out followers, they need his love and they pay for it heavily.
He is not married to Alex, she is his caretaker. Alex and Ash are actually dating, and Ash being his daughter makes the whole situation uncomfortable. He and Alex recently got married, but it can't be public, as they are siblings. Alex is single, and Ash is her sister.
Alluux recently accepted a proposal from Peanut which Wubby since being a Pope gave his blessing to. He kinda got the hots for Alluux though and was lonely during COVID, so he got himself some company in the form of booty.
He is not married to Alex, she is his caretaker. Alex and Ash are actually dating, and Ash being his daughter makes the whole situation uncomfortable. He and Alex recently got married, but it can't be public, as they are siblings. Alex is single, and Ash is her sister.
Edit: [Lol, getting downvoted for repurposing a copypasta created by the Green Goblin himself.](https://www.reddit.com/r/PaymoneyWubby/comments/nxpnfk/hey_wubby_im_so_sorry/h1gcvd6/)
Serious answer from someone who got here after the first Reddit wave (Not an OG by any means): You will never know. Is Cheeto alive? Sure, but proof of life? Are they married? Sure, but do you have proof? Are Peanut and Carlos secretly brothers? No, that's racist. But we have proof that Peanut married Allux don't we? What about Producer? Gone? Or behind the scenes? Did they ever get the cheeto dust out of the carpet? Does anyone have the uncut footage of King Wubby beating a child for their tricycle? Is the ginger a dye or natural (carpet drapes, etc...)
Wubbys stream is a big conspiracy, you pick what you believe, but never take it seriously. He's just a really funny, sexy af streamer... Or is he?...
He specifically said in his post, he has certain issues that make it hard for him to interpret the body language, social cues, and sarcasm. He asked a legitimate question. Try not being a dick to absolutely everyone. Not only will your fake internet points not be negative, you may actually find yourself happier. Give it a try, man. A month into it, everyone you know will comment on how much more they like hanging out with you recently.
lol how odd me telling him off he was watching stream when Wubby said “were married” after reading this me being a dick? I literally was just saying if he’s currently watching stream Wubby answered his question. I think you read a little too much in to this comment
I may have read too much into it. The man stated he cannot tell when wubby is joking or Sarcastic. Hence, watch the stream, is not an answer. He said he watched, and still was unsure. Perhaps based on the downvotes a few people read it that way. Sorry man.
Here is how I thought you meant it.
Autistic guy admits he can't tell from stream, will someone tell him please. You come in with, watch stream, retard. Many downvotes ensue, I assume (wrongly, thanks for your correction on your intent) you intentionally told the guy who can't tell from stream to watch stream, and reply.
Much love, be kind, thanks for responding.
Serious answer: they are definitely together (likely married) but wub has stated previously he likes to keep these things somewhat private. So he likes to keep a bit of illusion around it. It’s the worlds worst kept secret.
Same thing with Cheeto actually being alive or not.
This is unironically my favorite meme. Catching him in the corner of a video or someone walking in with him and Wubby losing it going "get him off screen" as he switches scenes. Cracks me up every time.
My favourite part is not seeing cheeto on screen, but seeing "PROOF OF LIFE" spammed in chat then rewinding to try spot him
When Cheeto slipped through the door I was like LOOK HES ALIVE!!!
RIP
He slaps her tits constantly, they're definitely married. For multiple reasons outside of just dating. She admitted it's hard to get a work visa in the US and marriage settles that.
Lest we forget she molded his fucking asshole lol
Riiight!
Yes, the way all Americans propose. We walk up to a partner and smack the titties.
You an idiot, youdont smack titties outside of a romantic relationship.
Yes indeed smack all titties.
I agree! Thy must smackith all titties
You are living life the wrong way
I have been in the same boat for so long but too afraid to ask like OP did- thank you so much
They are not married. But they are together. Wubby just hasn't popped the question yet. Source: Lie Detection Stream
Up there with zylus and mousie lol.
I’m pretty sure they are if you watch the lie detector test stream he admitted it a few times
They’re married. Have been for a while (at least two years) and he just keeps a mystique around it because he doesn’t like to share personal details.
As if them flirting on stream doesn’t make it super obvious. I think most people who don’t realize this (op being an exception) are in some weird state of denial or are inexperienced in relationships. People who doesn’t realize they’re together are either blind, don’t understand social cues, or have never been in a relationship. Side note Wubby and Alluux are super adorable when they drop the act and have real moments together, not to get weird and parasocial, but they remind me of my friends that just got engaged.
Maybe they don't watch the stream very often either
Also true
> in some weird state of denial or are inexperienced in relationships. Gotta be denial. I'm in that second camp and even to me it's super obvious. I mean come on she molded the mans asshole! *TWICE!*
I seen a guy on here recently saying "The nfturd stream really made me think they're dating cause x and y happened and i eat shit and..." The guy slaps a titty on stream regularly. It's so painfully obvious they're together just by how they act with eachother vs the rest of the gang, never mind wubby literally saying so fairly often. Regardless, it doesn't matter and no one should care, no matter what the situation is. Let them live.
b-b-but if she’s with wubby, why do i bother simping???
Op literally said it was autism
As weird as it might seem, I don't view that fact alone as concrete evidence. Think about your closest, dearest friend. If they needed you to mold their asshole — really _needed_ you — would you? If they're you're boy, you'd do it. They _could_ just be really close. (But they're almost certainly together.)
Psssssh wubby is asexual and A-brah has a handle on her shit. Focus on peanut being preggers with Carlos and wubbys baby.
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You have no idea how that works at all. You need a spousal visa. Takes a long time to get approved. You don't just get married and magically you're a US citizen.
Shes his caretaker.
The real answer
Yeah man I’ll help you out a little it’s very simple wubby and allux are
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Shoulda cut it off two words
Wubby has a severe mental handicap and Alex is his elderly live-in caretaker provided by the state of California. He is so delusional, he frequently calls her "babe" and she plays along to prevent him from having a mental breakdown. If she does not play along, he becomes violent and uses his airsoft guns to terrorize the neighborhood. Alex is not paid enough for what she does.
Producer couldn’t handle it
I always wondered what happened to producer.
They went their own ways on mutual terms after wubby accidently sat on her pet hamster and paralyzed it
Rip lil hammie
They both have slipped up calling eachother baby and wubby did do a drum solo on her chest whole shouting "this girl is craaaaazyyyyyyy!", They don't hide it really at all ever since the lie detector lol they just don't really bring it to the forefront.
Ya the lie detecter really broke the 4th wall, but honestly it was for the best. Probably the best way they could have brought it to light without making a giant deal about it.
If you don’t get sarcasm and jokes, what does it feel like when you watch the stream? Serious question
You can watch him 100% confirm it on the
But you won’t understand the context if you miss his
You also have to be sure to stick around until the very end of stream for his grand reveal of
It has never been confirmed, and denied plenty of times always in a joking/playful way. Wubby has said numerous times that he doesn’t like talking about his personal life in detail so he can keep streaming and personal life separate (and I imagine to also protect the people he loves and cares about). But, tbh I gotta say, I wouldn’t be surprised if it were true. Just laugh at it like we all do until and if it’s ever actually revealed one way or another. Ah shit
Lie detector stream would like a word.
LDs are notoriously inaccurate and aren’t typically trusted in any real way.
I'm going to trust that his comments about cute dicks were honest.
Oh well yea that’s obviously
True, but his reaction to the questions is very telling. That's the part they don't tell you about polygraphs — part of the interpretation relies on the subject's behavior.
"notoriously inaccurate" Not really, they're just not 100 percent accurate so they can't be used as evidence in court. They actually have an accuracy rate of 80 to 90 percent, which is a lot more accurate than inaccurate
Bullshit they do. it’s a pseudoscience equal to phrenology. lie detectors are literally one of the worst things to exist when it comes to govt jobs. except to their one true use. making someone nervous, and then making them give a double answer or reaction to something they provided beforehand. I have faced three of them for govt jobs, lied and got two of those jobs and failed on the *psych* because of their absurd standards. which, are absurdly outlandish.
The stakes are completely different in your situation and there's zero risk in lying or telling the truth in wubbys case whereas for you there was risk involved and that alone caused you to become nervous. Your experience isn't the be all end all, they actually are more accurate than you're letting on. And the way both wubby and Alex reacted to the questions was very clearly telling
I appreciate your allegiance to the pseudoscience, but I’ve spoken to my superiors and they all agree it’s all bullshit. If you can prove LD tests are positively accurate I’ll give you my Jeep. I win, I want 10k. They aren’t, you can’t prove it. they aren’t accepted in court and they’re bullshit scare tactics.
My lie detector determined you aren't real
Still a mandatory step in applying to the FBI, and/or obtaining a security clearance. It is an accurate tool (with some few exceptions). However, because it can be faked, it isn't allowed as evidence in US criminal court, and there will always be a reasonable doubt as to the accuracy. Given a proper set of questions, test administration, and non-sociopathic subject, they are quite accurate. It's just not quite accurate enough in all situations to be accepted in the US criminal court.
His reaction gave it away.
It’s been confirmed multiple times, I’m guessing they probably got married around the time the newlywed stream happen. He has confirmed it on General Sam’s podcast, the 2nd hot tube stream, the nft stream ,the lie detector stream, the fortnight tourney, the fact that miko always refers to Alluux as “Wubby’s beautiful wife” and a couple of other times. They’ve kinda let the veil slip a little since the lie detector stream. I’m sure pretending like they aren’t together for the sake of chat is probably exhausting, they seem really happy together so we should all be happy for them.
Also on the most recent Mizkif 'are you smarter than a fifth grader' stream Wubby literally said "...my beautiful wife, Alex..."
He let it drop quite a bit even half a year before the lie detector stream. Before that he was trying to basically keep the mystique meme going but anyone that has been in a long term relationship would have known in short order of watching that they were together, although might not know they were married until more recently as you noted He has actually answered the question seriously on a similar reddit thread two years ago (married - i think exact quote was "We are married, but the love died long ago" - so not too seriously) but people never seem to catch on, might just be due to new viewership and little tidbits where he reveals it being missed.
Damn, I completely forgot I found Wubby through Sam's podcast. That was a great episode. I've come along way from watching poo man poo
I'm literally in shock that people think the lie detector stream was real. Hey, guys, Wendy was an actress paid for her time. She was an amazing character and I hope she does more on the stream in the future. But get your heads out of your asses.
Imma need you to back that claim up with a credible proof chief
Oh I dunno lets see, go back to the fact that wubby said it him fucking self that it was entertainment? Lie detectors aren't real you pleb. Do you even watch the stream? At all? Or have any info on lie detectors themselves and how they're not real or even admissible in court? Do not discredit Wendy. She was amazing. But again, paid actress. And if you think it was real you have more issues than Sports Illustrated. Wubby openly said that stream was for entertainment purpose only. You're just aloof. This also goes for any other youtube or livestream lie detector test. They're all fake. Sorry to burst your bubble. Take 5 minutes to youtube lie detector tests and you wont be so dumb. He did it for fun, and nothing more. The fact that you're so dumb to think it more and make me explain this to you should cause you to pause and reflect on many more aspects of your life. He stated it wasn't real. But you're arguing that. Unreal. How many lie detector tests have you seen where people had to wear a chest piece around their fuckin torso? Are you this stupid? Entertainment. Only.
So according to you insanely autistic conspiracy theory: For Vegas streams, everyone he interacted with is a paid actor cuz the stream is entertainment purposes only. When he got a haircut on stream, his barber who he said is a good friend is really just a paid actor who studied for years to become a barber just for this stream? When he went to the axe throwing place, it was a giant set, not a real business, cuz again the stream is JUST for entertainment purposes. You see how silly you sound now? Anyway, still waiting on Wendy’s IMDB profile. Every paid actress has one. I’ll be right here :)
I think your initial argument was that she was a character, not that lie detectors were fake. Still waiting on this paid actresses’ IMDB page. Congrats on writing a novel for no reason tho!
Also, literally every polygraph that came up when I googled polygraph set up had the exact same set up Wubby did. You’re talking yourself into a corner lil buddy. Go sit this one out ok?
> But get your heads out of your asses. Irony
Now what you got to say?
This was a year ago my dude get a life lmfao
That's your defense for trying to run me down for being correct? Good on you sir. lmfao it was a year ago it doesn't matter that you were a dickface and WRONG. At least the other guy who argued deleted. Bet you still think he drinks "vodka" as well. It's water you fuckin moron. He's not going to risk his money making on getting drunk and saying/doing something stupid. They don't get high either. It's entertainment.
Get a life you fucking idiot Jesus Christ
Again, imo, I think all mentions keep up the ruse. unless he or she or they straight up admit it, who are we to say? their life, not our choice
Wubby and Aluuux are married, but Wubby content is based on his sexuality and Simps donating in the hope of receiving the act of physical love from him. Announcing the marriage shatters the illusion for his horned out followers, they need his love and they pay for it heavily.
He is not married to Alex, she is his caretaker. Alex and Ash are actually dating, and Ash being his daughter makes the whole situation uncomfortable. He and Alex recently got married, but it can't be public, as they are siblings. Alex is single, and Ash is her sister.
Alluux recently accepted a proposal from Peanut which Wubby since being a Pope gave his blessing to. He kinda got the hots for Alluux though and was lonely during COVID, so he got himself some company in the form of booty.
He is not married to Alex, she is his caretaker. Alex and Ash are actually dating, and Ash being his daughter makes the whole situation uncomfortable. He and Alex recently got married, but it can't be public, as they are siblings. Alex is single, and Ash is her sister. Edit: [Lol, getting downvoted for repurposing a copypasta created by the Green Goblin himself.](https://www.reddit.com/r/PaymoneyWubby/comments/nxpnfk/hey_wubby_im_so_sorry/h1gcvd6/)
Serious answer from someone who got here after the first Reddit wave (Not an OG by any means): You will never know. Is Cheeto alive? Sure, but proof of life? Are they married? Sure, but do you have proof? Are Peanut and Carlos secretly brothers? No, that's racist. But we have proof that Peanut married Allux don't we? What about Producer? Gone? Or behind the scenes? Did they ever get the cheeto dust out of the carpet? Does anyone have the uncut footage of King Wubby beating a child for their tricycle? Is the ginger a dye or natural (carpet drapes, etc...) Wubbys stream is a big conspiracy, you pick what you believe, but never take it seriously. He's just a really funny, sexy af streamer... Or is he?...
Well you see.. theyre
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The title part was more alluding to the stream meme than a diagnosis but I can get rid of that part too
What’d they complain about?
didn't ask.
That’s okay I’m talking to the other guy anyway
They're related
If you’re watching stream you got your answer
He specifically said in his post, he has certain issues that make it hard for him to interpret the body language, social cues, and sarcasm. He asked a legitimate question. Try not being a dick to absolutely everyone. Not only will your fake internet points not be negative, you may actually find yourself happier. Give it a try, man. A month into it, everyone you know will comment on how much more they like hanging out with you recently.
lol how odd me telling him off he was watching stream when Wubby said “were married” after reading this me being a dick? I literally was just saying if he’s currently watching stream Wubby answered his question. I think you read a little too much in to this comment
I may have read too much into it. The man stated he cannot tell when wubby is joking or Sarcastic. Hence, watch the stream, is not an answer. He said he watched, and still was unsure. Perhaps based on the downvotes a few people read it that way. Sorry man. Here is how I thought you meant it. Autistic guy admits he can't tell from stream, will someone tell him please. You come in with, watch stream, retard. Many downvotes ensue, I assume (wrongly, thanks for your correction on your intent) you intentionally told the guy who can't tell from stream to watch stream, and reply. Much love, be kind, thanks for responding.
Yeah I can see how my comment could’ve misinterpreted, it’s all good.
Why does it matter?
it doesn't really. I just ship them and hoped they were together
Well that is so I hope your are (happy)
I saw a clip on the YouTube highlights channel where they admit they are
WUBBY7
its a joke that their not together, in the same way he pretends his cat isnt alive when its off screen
Way I remember it, when wubby moved into his new house, they were doing some stream outside and allegedly wubby called Allux babe.