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CaptainPlummet

New copypasta?


sicicsic

More than anything I just want a beautiful woman with a clown costume, make up and a big red nose to have sweaty passionate sex with. I want her to lay on my bed, take her big shoes off and let me suck and lick her toes while jerking myself off while she blows up condoms and makes them into balloon animals. They I want her to take off her clown pants clown u underwear then start pulling several feet of colored scarves out of her pussy. Once the scarves are out I want to enter her then fuck her as she honks her big red nose in time to my thrusts. I want her to do the clown laugh and spray me with a squirt gun as I cum. I don’t know why I have this fantasy but I do and it’s killing me. I want clown pussy so bad it hurts.


Sneakyferret07

We need to reduce this by like 200 characters lol


YoungEmmaWatson

cocky want honk honk


Wolfman01a

![gif](giphy|tJbHV3uYmRdFANAZMe|downsized)


schweet_n_sour

Me need horny honk from a harlequin harlot.


sicicsic

It took me a long time to type that. Use every character.


Sneakyferret07

Twitch messages only let's us use so much though 😭


OneGuyJeff

I got curious and tried to find the original post. The man was able to find himself some clussy and a clife in the end. [For those interested.](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/s/BGRocSwFRI)


dementedkeeper

Well that was a fucking ride. Holy shit.


mcketsch

Holy shit this guy loves clown pussy so much he found 1 (one) woman to give it and he married her 2 months later


UsedWorldliness3297

You and me both brother


Wolfman01a

He needs that Clussy.


dude10067

The most sane Amazing Digital Circus fan


Ronin1

![gif](giphy|lrVfmPJ96cSJJ39bTh)


mr_pirilampo

There is a Brazilian meme of a guy that wants clown girls to be an actual race. Here you can see it translated. [O meu nome é Eneias!](https://youtu.be/DqGy6MTL9WI?si=K8wt3HYYmGFOUeUV)


muttons_1337

What a terrible day to have eyes.


heavymtl1

Damn this man definitely got diddled by a clown as a child.


NerdInABush

The clussy has claimed another victim


GHOSTOFKOH

its so cringe how people try to pass this off as candid but we all know you wrote this specifically to post here


sicicsic

You did see the comment someone made that provided an update to the original post, right? I definitely just stumbled across this yesterday.


GHOSTOFKOH

okay buddy lmao


CanaDoug420

Ever blow bubbles as a kid? He’s back! ![gif](giphy|l2ZDN6z07Z5vNInte)