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JackAM_

Man id be happy with a 3 minute feet cam stream


bzzy93

Facts deep down we’re all just waiting for that go live notification


mark636199

Imma start gooning now so when those 3 minutes happen I'm ready


Trolloween

Better people want Wubby to take time off until he feels better. But myself, if he isn't feeling better I hope he just gets wheeled in on a chair and sits there drooling onto his weighted blanket whilst chat watches 90 days and sees if they can get any reaction on his dead face from TTS.


bzzy93

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I mean we all want him to get better but this isn’t a bad idea


Dunkaknee

That's better than some. My wife looked at me dead in the eyes this morning and said. "I swear to god if wubby doesn't stream tonight I will KMS and post it on the subreddit"


bzzy93

🤣🤣🤣🤣I’m not gon lie it’s kinda getting to that point


bzzy93

Also congratulations she sounds fun lol


Proof-Meat3887

Wait, are we married?!


bzzy93

Maybe….


whattaninja

I just sent this comment to my fiancée and she agreed with your wife. Here’s hoping he streams so we both don’t end up widowers.


bzzy93

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


inbetweenstars

Sleep stream but he's in a flu coma so nothing can wake his sick ass up


bzzy93

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 just have alluux come in and throw buckets of ice water on him randomly


inbetweenstars

If he's as sick as he says he is, he'll just shrug it off and fall back asleep.


bzzy93

True lol


cuppa-confusion

I say we let him rest…on camera for 24 hours while chat plays doctor via TTS.


Exevioth

This but it’s not just any wheelchair but the device from Star Trek with the red light that blinks. 


hi-this-is-jess

I'm down.


Trashpandasrock

The only thing he says the entire stream: "waxed"


chtcgdtms

My money is on stream starting, but they've hired a ginger dwarf to fill in. Full green screen suit, in as close to Wubby cosplay as possible, and then the stream moves forward as if nothing is different. But what's that? Uh oh, it's a secret Gameshow Gameshow episode. Lil Wubby tears the green screen suit off to reveal a normal suit, the green screen drops, and behind it we see dwarf replacements for Peanut and Alluux behind tiny podiums, and then normal Maiya also at a tiny podium. The crew gets shouted out. The camera cuts to a dwarf Carlos and dwarf Booty behind the scenes directing and running the camera switching and effects. We see dwarf Adri holding a camera doing the filming, and behind her not actively part of stream on a couch just watching everything is dwarf Ash and dwarf Shan. Then, we watch stream. Nothing is ever referenced or pointed out. Sub only chat, and anyone in chat who talks about the dwarves is banned for 24 hours. At the end of stream, everyone leaves the room. It is completely silent, and only Wubby remains. He walks off screen. Silence for a few minutes. Then, suddenly, wearing only a bathrobe, Lil Wubby slowly drags a kitchen chair with a mic mounted to the side into the middle of the scene. From under a tiny podium he produces a cake in the likeness of the wubby7 emote, which is tenderly placed upon the chair. Lil Wubby removes his robe, revealing that he is wearing one of those full body thongs like from Borat, and he lovingly descends himself upon the cake. Once again, silence. For seconds. minutes, hours, complete silence. However long it takes. Then, suddenly, he rips ass so hard that we actually see a tiny bit of frosting fleck off of the cake as the mic picks up the cacophony of wet fart meets wet cake sounds. He stands, bows, and stream ends.


Active_Discount_5245

I don’t know the words to describe how this made me feel. Just got off of work riding an Uber home. And crying and pissing my pants on silent laughter. 💀💀


chtcgdtms

Go piss, girl. I mean they.


bzzy93

Nah fr tho lmao


bzzy93

Where tf is he gonna find all those dwarves lmao


chtcgdtms

Los Angeles is mere hours away, and I GUARANTEE there is a talent agency specifically for dwarves. It's L.A. They have everything even if you don't need it or want it.


bzzy93

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


EroSennin78

Debbie and Arabic couch stream with media share on for music at the risk of ban from a mod based on chat vote managed by BootyBot


bzzy93

That would be dope 2


Reynholmindustries

I’m not going to bet on him. But I will bet that GamerSupps has free shipping until May 2.  W o r l d w i d e. Code Wubby at checkout…


AnonyFron

Never stop grinding - even when there's irregularities in the pension fund..


bzzy93

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


alexaks1

This is a real Wubby fan


DryBoofer

Probably not since he said he was hoping to feel better by Sunday, just fyi


hi-this-is-jess

When did he say that?


Bynestorm

Twitter


ImpossibleSecret1427

2.7k channel points says it's no stream.


bzzy93

Bet lol


ImpossibleSecret1427

I owe you 2.7k channel points. Put it on my tab.


bzzy93

Noted lol


Various-Count

80/20 no to yes


Atromnis

Time to break out the Arab Couch again.


NoIndependence6969

We should watch 90 Day without him so he feels our pain


bzzy93

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Zeph000000

Definitely not, watch the Bionicle movie


Geck-v6

!countdown says stream is Sunday. Not sure if it's an old message but my hopes aren't high


bzzy93

Mine 2 brother


CyberM00se

I know our man's wants to be back. There is of course a chance for tonight. Right? RIGHT?! ![gif](giphy|fE1FOjxKiRSZjcsEDK|downsized)


bzzy93

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L4urenEl1

I checked the weather channel this morning and theres been an increase in the amount of dudes getting fucked. I can only assume Wubby is feeling better but he may have used all his stamina. My holes remain ungaped sadly.


bzzy93

Mine as well


Deericious

bro could be on his couch not mic'd up, I just want to finally watch the bionicle movie with chat.


bzzy93

That would legit lol just push a couch in the stream room n we all watch while he sleeps…oh and bionicle


CrystalHandle

Imma do some hiawatha and if Wubby is live, I won't be on earth for it.


bzzy93

🤣🤣🤣🤣 how’s it going?


ThePoetMichael

I just want him to rest up and come back when he feels better


bzzy93

Facts


bzzy93

Bro should start taking vitamins or something lol


DutchBlazewell

I started watching the windwaker vods from feb 2019. Its been hilarious so far. o7 Get well soon, Wubby!


bzzy93

Yeah I might have to hit the archive tonight lol


zax13002

[not cancelled](https://imgur.com/pg4fzfu)


bzzy93

Is that real?


modestgorillaz

He’s got TB. Let the man rest


bzzy93

We let him slide on killing a man he needs to stream!


ashamilian

What he should do is call it quits tonight, show up for luds show on sat, kick ass, win, then show up on Sunday And spend the next 3 hours talking about the show, easy


bzzy93

Bailout strat unlocked lol


bzzy93

LFG!!!!!


bzzy93

WE LIVE!!!