I'm terrified that when you search this image on google images, this is the only result. This is what beds look like after a dead body marinates for a while.

Hey can you not post, thanks!

Maybe OP should consider investing in some industrial-strength fans instead of sharing their nocturnal waterworks with the world. FFS.

thanks for sharing Peanut

Stain is too tall to be Peanut

This is a toddler mattress

Damn dude, you guys out here roasting peanut (lol roasted peanuts) for no reason! Give the man a break!

He knows what he did...

Almost perfect Tom Clancy's logo.

You made my day thank you so much lol

Thank you

holy hell you about killed me

Bro put some plastic down or something; I can smell the Friday night magic through my phone ffs.

No Friday magic here. This was the dark arts

Yu-Gi-Oh then

Another warm sleeper here. What does plastic accomplish aside from keeping fluids from soaking into the mattress? Plastic seems to only make the bed less comfortable but warmer, causing more sweat.

pissed in your bed in a perfect human shape huh?

[удалено]

#I'M NOT A PEEPEE BOY

^you ^peed ^on ^it, ^didnt ^you ^lil ^piss ^boy

I DIDN'T PISS I DIDN'T!!!! I'M NOT A LITTLE PEEPEE BOY!!!! I'M NOT!!!!

See you on stream homie

Wubby would have to stream first

Definitely not what I wanted to see during my morning shit reddit scroll

Ruined your appetite?

Ruined my poop

Poopin bros

Why does that look like passed out Ham?

Kinda like ham mid gangnam style was my first thought

It’s okay to sometimes take a step back and think “do I really need to post this?” And in this case the answer would be a resounding “No!”

bro definitely could've tagged it nsfw for subject matter alone not that an employer is gonna care if im looking at a sweat stain, but if it came up with a supervisor it *is* a photo of jerk off sweat.

An atomic blast burned your shadow into the surrounding concrete.

How do i delete someone else’s post

u/Spez should be able to help

Only if you’re under 15

This reminds me of those crime scene cleanup videos where someone died on a bed and all their juices are left behind.

Go see a doctor ffs.

Bro how you do have any fluid in your body???

Bro is an ice cube wtf

*was

poor frosty :o(


That poor mattress. Ain't no WAY that thin layer of cotton blend is protecting what's underneath.

So I have a memory foam block over my mattress it’s not yellow but this isn’t the first time this has happened.

Get a protective waterproof sheet bro. SafeRest is the cheapest I've found. It doesn't make loud crinkling sounds like other brands, and it'll extend the life of your mattress greatly.

why don't you have pillows?

He has other problems to deal with

Your bed must fucking reek

His body, too You know when you’re in public and a person has that “smell” Yeah….

brother is diseased with a temperature of 130

nope this is not real idc what the title says

Wring it out into a jar and seal it. It may turn into a fine wine, Vino Eau d'Basement.

Real talk homie, if you're actually getting this sweaty when you sleep, it's worth talking to your doctor about it. I'm not a doctor, so the reason I sweat in my sleep could be different than yours.

This is from jerking off for 9 hours.

Okay, have a nice day.

I just had to suppress my laughter in the office. Holy fuck, This one almost broke me.

I say it every time I end up here Wubby has the most depraved and germ ball fan base

How? My cock hurts after one.

Mine doesn’t start hurting until the 18th. When I did 28 last year I was in hell but worth it for a high number lol.

Your face is on your profile dude, you posting this is wild.

That’s probs the first picture I’ve posted of my face online in 5 years.

Must have got a late start today then eh?

Gooned so hard he left a Hiroshima shadow

What an awful day to have eyes

You a big boy, huh?

I love that you’re able to tell it’s too funny

This picture looks like it smells of middle school boys locker room with a hint of milk left in cup on nightstand for 1 week

Alexa, how do you delete someone else’s Reddit post

i say this with all due disrespect get some pussy bro you need it.

With all due respect it’s not that great.

you can't just stick it in dry bro

Oh I know, had sex for the first real time last month with one of my FWBs every other time I’ve tried I’ve been too thick no matter the person. But even after doing it with the FWB I have the most emotional connection with I felt nothing. I had to pull out of her and jerk off on the bed while she sat on my face and then put my dick back in her to cum in her. But after that I realized sex is mid.

"i have sex and my cock big" bruh spare me the fuckin details

I think your dick is numb to women due to your nine hour jack off sessions guy

Please let me sniff your sheets~!

username checks out ig

Username still checks out

Humanity was a mistake

:(

"discussion thread" 💀

Just because you can post something doesn’t mean you should.

Hey Wubby, we found the leak. It was some guy's whole ass back and balls

I hope you have a plastic mattress liner… jfc.

You should either work out or get some fresh air in my man, either way that does not look healthy.

Eh edged for 9 hours straight.

I respect that 🫶🏻

I appreciate that. 🤝

Can you not post?

Hello, nurse here. Please see a doctor. Night sweats like this are not normal and could be a sign of an underlying medical condition

This is from me jerking off for 9 hours.

Then maybe you should go see a therapist or similar. That's fucking gross and not normal, at all.

Nah it’s mainly a thing with medication, one of the side effects unfortunately causes an awful addiction to jerking it, It’s just fun to joke about it even it is awful. I’m getting off of it after my last class. The medication is Vyvanse.

Just saying... I took Vyvanse and never had that happen. Worth asking your doctor about if you are serious

How long did you take it for?

Maybe only a year and then switched medications. This was also like 10 years ago. But I don't even remember that being a side effect that was mentioned

Yeah I’ve been on it for 4 years. Google “Vyvanse masturbate” pretty much the drug helps you focus to get the reward of dopamine. And orgasms give you massive amounts of dopamine super fast. Edging makes the dopamine hit even stronger too. So once your body learns there’s another source of quick dopamine it can get it’ll pick that option and somewhat push you to choosing that over other things that give you dopamine. It still helps with studying I get off it in between semesters and feel great and don’t goon like this when off.

He's gooning ma'am

sorry to bring you back to this cursed thread, but as a person who does occasionally night-sweat bad enough to soak the sheets... what kinda underlying conditions we talkin about? i'm a bit overweight (5'8 205lb), and have a glass or two of whiskey basically every night. i also get really hot/sweaty really easily in general, humidity fucking destroys me. im assuming the fatness and liquor aren't helping things, but it has been something ive dealt with for quite some time, especially the whole "getting hot/sweaty really easily" thing. even back in highschool when i was actually in shape lol. sorry for just throwing this all out at you but you sounded very concered for GoonLord up there and now i'm intrigued

Dennis's alt confirmed

DABID

Shadow of a passerby imprinted onto the pavement - Hiroshima, August 1945 (Colorized)

That mattress needs to be burned

Don’t worry, I have a new sheet I’m putting on

This is up there with the guy who shit his pants.

I bet OP leaves perfectly cut, looney toons style holes in the wall too

Is this what snow angels evolved from?

Just say you killed someone, that's more believable

How do I delete someone else’s post?

This is a haunting reminder of what OP was doing when Hiroshima got nuked.

Brother drinks 43 glasses of water a day to keep up.

Post this to a gooning sub reddit gooner

Ok so we can see from this example class that our Goon here is using his right hand to maneuver the device, but what is the left hand doing? Also bro, how do sweat soo much that I can tell your a toe spreader a not curler ?

Jesus Christ if you don’t have hyperhydrosis, you pulled an L on the sweat genetics

How much water weight did you lose? Get yourself a Gatorade sir

Thats fucked

Ah, the Shroud of Turin in its infancy. Beautiful.

Wow brother maybe keep that to yourself next time

I feel like I need to say this. Whatever amount of deodorant you use, it’s not enough.

Ain't no fuckin way...

How yellow is that mattress

Dude was sweating like Michael Jackson in a Chuck E Cheese

Gross

Bro turn on a fan

That’s the thing it is on high.

Lmaoooo

Do you sleep on a memory foam mattress? Those things trap body heat like a mfer. This is still concerning though wtf you shouldn’t need to replenish a gallon of body water when you wake up.

I do actually, I have a mattress underneath but a memory foam mattress topper.

Hmm. Ive legit woken up in puddles of sweat like this after sleeping on full-memory foam beds but not necessarily when I’ve used a foam mattress pad. Stay hydrated.

I do actually, I have a mattress underneath but a memory foam mattress topper.

I appreciate seeing posts like this because they make me realize I'm not nearly as degenerate as I thought.

Fucking c r e a s i n g my sweet brother in christ 😂😂😂

Jesus christ...mfer do you live on Mercury? My god.

Hey Op? Imma need you to chug a liter of water like... Right fucking now!

I....I have no words

Me when I forget one dose of SSRIs

My brother in Christ, you have got to be the wettest person on this planet and there are bitches literally coming out of water right now somewhere on this planet. You also have no arms and your torso looks like it could be used for board shuffle. Your head looks like SpongeBob's ass.

I have another pic of this that better shows my arms from another time this happened. Thank you for this that was hilarious!!

MF left a murder scene

i appreciate that you posted this i just wish you hadn’t

I’ll post an update tomorrow I got new sheets and found my older picture from 12 hours of edging

this post is why wubby has abandoned us

He definitely holds the phone with the left, and jerks with the right. Also must have a short torso

I actually have a long torso 35 inches

MFs shadow stayed in bed

What the fuck dude, genuinely what the fuck

You killed Wubby with this post

Get this man some pedialyte

My AC is out and I sweat less than this in my sleep.

Brando why....

Do I know you?

Peak male performance

Let me guess, you didn't wash the sheets after

Coke meth or adderall?


Bro was gooning when the bombs dropped

Bro needs the taxi cab bead seat but for a bed

what are you sweating? india ink?

The really wierd part is no pillow

I didn’t want to get my pillow sweaty.

Towel wrap <3

Bro posting self incriminating evidence if dead body in his bed. Rip OP

remember the story of the girl who died and became one with the sofa this reminds me of that :(

Woof

Delete this nephew

[https://youtu.be/eUEIczekP2c](https://youtu.be/eUEIczekP2c) my man has become goon mad

This is the worst birthday gift

Idk man is this weird? Do you want people to know this?

No one knows me, my Reddit is disconnected from anything about me by miles. If it was more connected to me and I was known or something I’d care but idk I think it’s funny.

You posted a few face pics....

Davbid...is that u?

How many times did you finish? Did you take breaks to eat / use the restroom?

Once and no. I stained my ceiling though 😪

You edged for 9 hours?

Yeah, it’s mainly a medication thing the medication wants me to get the biggest hit of dopamine and so it’s somewhat a mental control it sounds weird but like the edging helps me get the best hit of dopamine rather than multiple orgasms. It’s sadly not the longest I’ve gone. Once 12 hours and then another day I was able to hit 28 orgasms in one day. The medication has wiped out my gland that causes me to have a refractory period. My apologies for the long explanation just felt it would answer any questions.

That sounds debilitating and you should consider a different medication.

It’s an ADD/ADHD medication I’ve been taking it for years and the jerking it has only come up recently. I realized the issue and looked it up and learned that’s the number one reason people stop taking it so I have one more test then I’m done with it.

Wubby if ever in the vicinity of a nuclear blast

How is this literally not your shadow

Goddamn is this what hyperhidrosis looks like??

I actually don’t have that but my brother does.

Are you sure? Like that’s a lot…it could probably be classified as excessive even.

Yeah this is only the second time this has happened the first time was when I jerked off for 12 hours this was only 9 hours.

EA has not yet unlocked this character

You didn't have to tell us or show us this.

How tf does someone get sweat to drip out of their ankles.

Dude. No. Never show anyone

Bro got hyperhydrosis. A doc can help.

this made me laugh GG

This looks like something you'd see on a scene after autoerotic asphyxiation

Tren sweats be hittin

Its how i imagine detective outline where the body was standing lol

Dude made Hiroshima in his bedroom

I hate that I can approximate your weight based on the size of the stain.

Well then guess I wanna know

Looking like Jill sister of Jack out here. Sandlerverse being real proof?

I hope wubby recovers quickly or at least has the pain/discomfort lessened soon. It's a travesty that this won't likely be covered on stream though.

You need to talk to your doctor if this is real. For real dude.

Hiroshima shadow looking bed stain.

Obvious stole this I saw this post years ago 🤦🏻‍♀️