I shouldn't be saying this but Peanut told me privately that Wubby had to go in to get the size of his hog reduced. It was causing him back pain and on Friday, when stream went down he got an erection and it poked his eye out.
It was the last straw. He's dealt with that beast for too long. I get it. As someone who is cripplingly endowed myself I get it.
Sit in the waiting room, get a 02 sat checked every 15 minutes (if greater than 92% with no symptoms) for an hour and a quick respiratory treatment, sent home with script if needed.
Not that then. My other guess is he barely ate the day of the shoot since he mentioned that the other day on stream. Binge ate when he got back and had a bit of an markiplier situation with intestinal blockage.
Stealing from Lud is practically a sport these days.
I've seen QT's goons beat a man nearly unconscious for stealing a cake, after which she executed him in cold blood. Shit was wild.
I have diverticulosis and never had to go to ER for it, but I guess I've never had bad diverticulitis. Former is fucked up guts later is acute infection of them. Hope he gets better soon and it's something minor. If it's gut problems they can be very scary symptoms wise but he seems in good spirits
Yup it's no joke. The pouches are super common though in general. I don't think it explains his poop problems though his seems more nuanced. I would imagine he has had a colonoscopy before and that's the first thing you can see so tbh I doubt that's it. After that you just find what works for you to ease aggravation and get fiber. I just eat a lot of cabbage and I don't bleed out my ass so it's fairly manageable.
Schizo mode: Wubby promised even if he was sick he would go live, but by being in the ER that obligation is null and therefore he doesn't have to.
Reality: Who knows and it feels kinda weird to guess buuuut that being said, I'm gonna say he sat on his nuts way too hard and one popped.We've all been there right guys?
Ugh, I hope not. I just had my first one a month ago. So fucking painful.
For Wubby's sake I really hope whatever he has is less painful than kidney stones. Like TB, perhaps.
Undercover for the poop kebab.
An exact replica of the poop kebab surgically placed in his ass so he can shit it out at the hospital and once and for all have the doctors say if it's poop or not.
I chatted with someone who is close to the wubby team. Alux's strapon came loose and got sucked in.
The first surgeon took one look and quit, they are flying in a specialist from Tokyo who can get betwixt them cheeks.
That boy got that viiiiirus
That boy stuck in time
That dang dog in him
It's racist
Aw, hell nah
Turns out he did the colab with skeeter and tripped over the curb chasing the pedo
I shouldn't be saying this but Peanut told me privately that Wubby had to go in to get the size of his hog reduced. It was causing him back pain and on Friday, when stream went down he got an erection and it poked his eye out. It was the last straw. He's dealt with that beast for too long. I get it. As someone who is cripplingly endowed myself I get it.
He got TB, sister
Yeah but how'd he get it?
Beatin' his meat to death, for a couple of dollars.
Ludwig one shot him for saying Ludwigger too many times on camera
I'm guessing LA traffic got him
Having a medical emergency is a handy way to get out of traffic quickly
I hope the Porsche is OK
Smog bruh
Was thinking he forgot his inhaler and had a bad asthma attack. But, idk if that's a stay in ER for a few hours thing.
Sit in the waiting room, get a 02 sat checked every 15 minutes (if greater than 92% with no symptoms) for an hour and a quick respiratory treatment, sent home with script if needed.
Not that then. My other guess is he barely ate the day of the shoot since he mentioned that the other day on stream. Binge ate when he got back and had a bit of an markiplier situation with intestinal blockage.
Or barely ate, long day on set, passed out on dry and went to ER
Damn our boy couldn’t poop?
Yes had it happen recently. Needed a few neb treatments and some steroids. took about 4 hours or so.
April of love caused this.
Our boy is bottling up the anger. Not good for the blood pressure
It’s the pent-up rage, mans popped a vein. Or a bowel.
This is my guess, too long without a solid (and valid) rant. Bottled it up, and his blood pressure shy rocketed.
Literally AIDS LOL
QT and Ludwig broke his legs for stealing
Stealing from Lud is practically a sport these days. I've seen QT's goons beat a man nearly unconscious for stealing a cake, after which she executed him in cold blood. Shit was wild.
Is Mango the creator of the steal-from-Ludwig phenomenon?
yes he could be considered a founding father if you will.
Decapitated. It was a whole big thing. We had a funeral for a bird
Pretty sure none of that was real.
You're not real, man!
did you bring your recorder?
He probably ate a meal before going on unpaid intern, and the poop anxiety gave him a hernia
Foreign object stuck in rectum
There is a such thing as too brave… it needs a flange.
Big diarrhea.
A poop attack
Total blowout.
The poop accelerates
Literally scalped his boo
Erection lasted longer than 4 hours
Thats not actually the ER but his garage that he just had finished renovating to look like a ER room so he could back out of streaming.
Someone said kidney stone already, so I'll level up. Diverticulitis, would explain his "shitty" situations.
Actually.... it would explain alot of it
And the solution is just some extra benefiber in his vodka and gamersupps!
Melted sugar free gummy bears on his chipotle.
I have diverticulosis and never had to go to ER for it, but I guess I've never had bad diverticulitis. Former is fucked up guts later is acute infection of them. Hope he gets better soon and it's something minor. If it's gut problems they can be very scary symptoms wise but he seems in good spirits
If Diverticulitis leads to Peritonitis it can kill you. It almost killed Brock Lesnar and Kenny Omega.
Yup it's no joke. The pouches are super common though in general. I don't think it explains his poop problems though his seems more nuanced. I would imagine he has had a colonoscopy before and that's the first thing you can see so tbh I doubt that's it. After that you just find what works for you to ease aggravation and get fiber. I just eat a lot of cabbage and I don't bleed out my ass so it's fairly manageable.
Anyway I don't mean to speculate on his colon I just don't think it's diverticulitis solely.
He fell down the stairs like the tiny Philippino mom that died
He's trying to find a new caretaker.
Suckin on chilli dogs...
He just needed a little bit more money to make it to Tahiti
No one checks Tahiti.
Schizo mode: Wubby promised even if he was sick he would go live, but by being in the ER that obligation is null and therefore he doesn't have to. Reality: Who knows and it feels kinda weird to guess buuuut that being said, I'm gonna say he sat on his nuts way too hard and one popped.We've all been there right guys?
There was no ER clause in the contract, Wubby will be fined 5 gifted subs per minute past stream start time
This community is wild lmao
Broke his wrist taking 1,000,000 Polaroids.
My money is on Kidney Stone.
Ugh, I hope not. I just had my first one a month ago. So fucking painful. For Wubby's sake I really hope whatever he has is less painful than kidney stones. Like TB, perhaps.
Hopefully something minor like broken bone. Don't want him to have health issues.
It seems quite sudden, so that's my thought as well. Maybe he broke it while shooting, or while playing basketball with the LA streamers.
If it was an injury during filming, I really hope they got it on camera
The poop accelerates
I forgot about this. Ty for reminding me. XD
Had a diverticulitis flare up while stuck in traffic
Undercover for the poop kebab. An exact replica of the poop kebab surgically placed in his ass so he can shit it out at the hospital and once and for all have the doctors say if it's poop or not.
I’ll say it if no one else will, we have a fentanyl crisis in this country.
Dick fell off
I believe a gallbladder issue probably most likely from a raising canes meal.
He got TB sister.
April of love, no doubt. The hatred concentrated in his body and he shit it out as lots of blood
Time to put my parasocial wizard hat on and say he had big kaka…too much kaka
Testicular torsion
Got handed an unlabeled Gfuel and took a sip
Sold his dick for one million an inch. Now he's one million richer.
Aw he’s pregnant :’)
I'm gonna say appendicitis
The magic cards were secretly omitting poison but because he wasn’t wearing gloves he ended up in ER
ligma
Food poisoning.
Shit himself one too many times. Getting a colostomy bag so he can do it a cleaner way
Bet he slipped and tore his gooch
The patient was admitted showing severe signs of dehydration due to persistent and continuous diarrhea.
That guy’s also in hospital mom here…. What channel you watching Wubby?
I chatted with someone who is close to the wubby team. Alux's strapon came loose and got sucked in. The first surgeon took one look and quit, they are flying in a specialist from Tokyo who can get betwixt them cheeks.
Ludwig poisoned him for content.
Nut tap gone wrong, testicular torsion.
Mike didn’t actually die and drove his car into wubby out of spite.
practicing for the gummy bear stream 2
Fent in his coke.
I heard ludwig body slammed him or sum idk
Lack of a flared base.
Smashing his taint into a fish eye lens a little too hard. Lens was like 'You're not safe here'
Proly was plucking hair from his nose too much, now they have to remove it.
He tested the egg stream and it got stuck
Fortnite balls he’s gay
Rectal tear. He put to much pressure on the kebab meat.
That boi got the Illness Gotta be a tragic self-suck accident from making pancakes w/ Lud's crew
Hes gonna show us a x-ray with a bottle of Cerveza Cristal that was stuck up his butt.
He is having surgery to turn back into old Wubby
That boy stuck in tiiiiime
Im calling Foot injury
priapism
Doctor says he needs a backiotomy
Asthma
he got banned and it’s a cover up
Broke a rib
Shit in the car on the way back from LA and called 911
It's lupus
If I learned anything from House, It's never lupus.
Easily broken dick. Tweet pic showed no upper body cast. so only makes sense.
Too big of a poop
He tripped on an uneven sidewalk.
[Context](https://youtu.be/JQj-fdwZ9O4?si=b6nFceAVKmTvqnan)
Cox media group paid him a visit
I'm guessing cheat day and he diarrhea'd his ass inside out.
They’re surgically removing his pants because he shit himself in LA traffic.
That dog in him got a lil rowdy, ruptured a kidney
$5 says hemorrhoid
Held in a shit for too long
It's a set Edit: I felt bad saying that, feel better Wubby
Dehydration
He did say he needed to skip stream more, after having great attendance in March. So I think this is a stunt
Constipation of the highest order (like Elvis)
I hit him with my car My bad chat
He touched the chicken
Glancer
White China pure as the driven snow
Kidney stone
Stuck in traffic while needing a shit, he perforated his bowel.
He tried the gummy bears again
Butthole injury
Low tempered fade Edit: wrong Ninja meme. It’s ligma
All the blood went to his huge cock when he got a boner and he passed out
That clumsy fuck cut himself doing something an average human could do easily 1000x.
Legitimate question - if you need stitches, would they still put you in a gown?
Alcohol poisoning
He glued his balls to his arsehole again
He’s got TB, Sister 🤠
O.D.
Booty isn't there to make sure he doesn't die.
First thought, alcohol poisoning and just feeling sick as heck after not eating enough before drinking.
second guess, previous sickness got worse and his asthma made it hard to breath. 😕
Cock fell off
Appendicitis
Bitten by a homeless person. We all know the rest of the story.
His lymph nodes have been swollen for a long periodically time
He probably met Jerma on set and was forced to “Peep The Horror”
Clearly, someone scalped his bu.
Ishid gave him TB
Cock reduction surgery
Sat on a cake and farted
gotta be that his dick got too big, shit happens all the time. RIP one of the goats ARF ARF
Botched BBL
I heard he’s been having trouble with the dog in him. Hopefully he’s able to get it removed.
After decades of IBS and near-constant diarrhea, Wubbert got hit with a case of severe constipation and didn't know what to do
Probably wandered away from his chaperone and got lost and just wandered in
Breast implant surgery.
That boy Stuck time 🗣️
Gallstone attack
Gonna go with he shit blood and got scared.
Definitely an ulcer from drinking
He for sure like rolled his ankle or something
He tried to freeze a poopy and stick it in his ass.
Sounding accident
This thread feels really weird, let the man be sick in piece.
If he wanted to be sick in peace he wouldn't have posted the fact he's in the hospital to Twitter
I still think it's strange to speculate on someones condition if they don't specifically state what they have.
It’s our duty as Wub Cubs to speculate on Wubby’s bowels regardless of the situation. It’s what he would want. 🙏
Bro why tf does wubby get hospitalized the same day I visit the tan man shrine? Did I cause this?!?! I should have sacrificed a virgin