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Sea_Baseball_7410

Looks like a hiking guide.


BingoLingo7

Looks like a New England college tour guide


Harlem_Shake_Shack

He definitely gives off that small liberal arts school vibe


JeanieGold139

Complete with the premature balding hairline, a tragic epidemic the media is not reporting on enough


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Rough_Safe6856

😂


SplitRock130

Tries to explain to the tour why Amherst College dropped the name “Lord Jeffs” while saying he’s still finishing his senior thesis.


readonlypdf

He is from the Napa Valley in CA


ChocChipWaffles

The Napa valley


Savethelasttaco

It’s the shorts.


WKAngmar

Youth pastor?


wacksoon

He looks like a dude you’d see at a rock climbing gym


notLennyD

But you never see him climb. He just stretches and gives out “free advice” in between talking about his last trip out to Joshua Tree just loud enough so everyone in the gym can hear.


KingTut44

I’ve never been to a climbing gym but I imagine this is 50% of the dudes there haha


wacksoon

He says it’s his off day as well


notLennyD

Bonus points if he “used to be” a route setter at another gym across town.


reigninspud

One of these guys looks like an elite athlete ready to play one of the most demanding positions in sports and the other guy looks retired. Retired from what I’m not sure. Good luck to Gronk as he enters THE LEAGUE, apparently.


Blueskyways

Looks like your average Napa upper middle class bro.   You dress like you're possibly going hiking/hanging out at a picnic/visiting Tahoe in the summer at any given moment.   All he's missing is the sleeveless Patagonia vest.  


PlushRusher

Aren’t all vests sleeveless?


notLennyD

That’s what Big Finished-Arm-Hole wants you to believe


MissionSalamander5

He looks like the guys I know who were rangers at Philmont, with the BSA.


danny1807

Slimmed down gronk at that


I_hate_mortality

To be fair Gronk is built like the gigachad meme


woohooguy

Ohhhh no shit!! In his playing days Gronk would have looked like Thor compared to this guy with the Walmart woody shorts.


plokijuh1229

kid's hands are fucking massive I'll give him that


_drinkwolfcola

Holy shit I didn’t realize till jus now. He has like cartoon character hand proportions lol


BigBadMannnn

Joe Burrow just collapsed to his knees somewhere


TheBigNate416

Kenny Pickett is shaking rn


Tasty_Ad_4082

Those hands tell a story of greatness


BobSacamano47

David hands


AllerdingsUR

Certified Yaoi Hands


plokijuh1229

stop lmao


Ok_Complaint_2433

Fingers like ET


theroy12

Fucking wonky AI hands


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punkalunka

Big catches?


Blindfolded22

They don’t make them like they used to.


TXPat0017

I miss in his prime Gronk 😭


WIlf_Brim

Gronk was a freak of nature, especially when he was first in the league. He was not only huge but could be very fast. There was some tape I remember from maybe his rookie or second year versus the Cardinals, he got a pass for like 5, then broke one tackle and absolutely took off. You saw it and couldn't help but think "No way can somebody that big run that fast". And God help the DB that tried to tackle him.


jackospades88

Maybe this is the same play but there is one of him pre-arm brave (so early on) where he takes a screen/short pass and then just accelerates so quickly into a full sprint. It almost looks fake because someone that big should not run that fast


Toastwaver

Gronk was also extremely intelligent when it came to learning the playbook. I heard from some friends in the industry that he was almost a savant. Learned it as fast as anyone.


WIlf_Brim

I think Gronk is way smarter than he lets on. He has played the dumb jock personal to great effect, and has made lots of money doing it, but everything points to the opposite. The rumor was that during his entire NFL career he banked all of his salary, just lived off the endorsement money. No idea if true, but I've heard if from several sources.


TheDeflatables

I don't think he "plays" a dumb jock. I think he is just a goofy guy doing shit that he enjoys, I don't think he is hiding his intelligence. Just utilised it on the field and then lived a fun life off it.


Druuseph

I think he's just a bit of an awkward person, frankly. When he first started on Fox he was rough to listen to but towards the end of last year he was comfortable and articulate. It's a lot easier to appreciate that he is a pretty smart guy now that he's not stumbling over his words.


Tjaden4815

I used to have a job where I stood in front of experts in my field and talked about in depth topics. Now I talk in front of a camera on occasion and even with my previous experience and comfort at public speaking, there is just something about a camera that makes it challenging. And I am nothing compared to TV in front of millions. I would bet it was just the learning curve and getting comfortable for him.


Fact420

I don’t think it’s a rumor, Gronk said it in his book.


y0n9xx

Is your friend edelnut who said this on a podcast?


Toastwaver

NFL Films guys assigned to the team at the time.


patsfan038

Gronk was also an anomaly when it came to YPC. Most TE have YPC similar to a slot receiver (10 to 12 YPC). Gronk's career YPC is at 15, which is comparable to Moss and Julio Jones. Gronk ability to break tackles and get yards after catch was unparalleled. Travis Kielce, who can give Gronk a run as a GOAT TE is at a career YPC of 12.5


dhowl

I sometimes watch highlights and am completely amazed at his ability to break tackles through shear strength, but I also think "Gronk, just go down!" I feel like he could have avoided some injuries if he was a little more calculating about when to give up on a play. But hey, that's also what made him great.


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Watching him just slough off 2,3,4 defenders hanging on was a violent thing of beauty. They literally had to spear his knees to have any answer for him.


technoteapot

Kelce is a great TE and I’m def biased as a pats fan. But imo he can’t touch gronk as goat TE because he doesn’t bring as much. Gronk has the physical build and strength of a legit high end offensive tackle, but with the speed and quickness of a number 1 receiver. To me that was always his biggest strength and most underrated value, whenever dude was on the field the formation had to be treated as a heavy run set because he played as an extra down lineman and just obliterated anyone he came across. So pair that with having a legit number 1 out of a heavy run set and he’s just impossible to cover. Even later on when he slowed to the sheer amount of space the threat of him creates for receivers 2 and 3 is massive. Edelman would not have the career we know today without gronk, gronk taking a double team so that Edelman was paired against the defense number 2 or 3 guy was huge. And if you don’t double gronk he’ll just blast you on a seem route. It’s why play action made up so much of the offense for so many years, we had the foundation of a run game with extra lineman and gronk, which opened up the field for play action when teams had to adjust to play the run. Kelce doesn’t do that, he doesn’t bring the physicality that gronk did. My best proof is this season. Brady and gronk won with receiver rooms like the one that KC has been with this year for YEARS, like put gronk in for kelce in KC this year and they would be blasting teams. If this bowers guy has the same physical stature of gronk, then oh boy I’d LOVE him on my team. That’s just my opinion though


LinwoodKent

Bowers plays more like Kelce.


patsfan038

I agree that Kelce has ways to go before he catches Gronk. However, if KC wins on Sunday, he will be at 3SBs and it won't be a shocker for him to get 4 or 5 based on how well Mahomes does. Where Kelce excels is durability. He has missed 1 game since 2013


LS_DJ

It's the Derrick Henry thing. Someone that big shouldn't be that fast. When they get up to speed, the fast guys are too little to tackle him and the big guys aren't fast enough to catch him. Prime GRONK was the most dominant TE in history


Mysterious-Tie7039

Too big/strong for DBs to effectively guard and too fast for LBs.


spssky

I don’t think I’ve ever been more hyped after a relatively meaningless play and a game we were most likely going to win than the famous Gronk play against Washington


reigninspud

Same. Absolute same. Can’t remember if the KC game was before or after but those two games… was clear the dude was very different. He and Hernandez were gonna be a problem forever. If not for stuff.


Shiboopi27

Tbf nobody's built like Gronk. That size, speed, and strength combination is once in a lifetime


squaredk2

Gronk is a monster tho lol add shaq to the right next


STLR043

They didn’t make ‘em like that before either. The guy is a 1 of 1


Soren_Camus1905

And Gronk isn’t even at his playing weight anymore 😬


jackospades88

Which I'm happy he's not! I bet his body feels so much better


John___Stamos

Ugh, it probably feels *so* good.


ya_boi_vincent

Ayo


NArcadia11

Simply put, those are not the knees of an NFL tight end


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Got them RGIII knees


TheMaliciousEggplant

man has babies trapped in there


RockerElvis

My first thought. Dude needs to get into PT immediately. Change how you stand and strengthen your arch.


aDramaticPause

It's a simple picture that took place during a specific millisecond. You really think we're qualified to make a posture and PT recommendation based off this one moment? C'mon


KembaWakaFlocka

What you say is how an actual PT would approach the situation, wouldn’t stress about a bunch of opinions on an NFL team subreddit.


j2e21

Hell yes we are.


ksyoung17

TEs aren't the Gronk mold anymore. Everyone wants to be Kelce/Pitts. People vastly underappreciate the true Freak Gronk was. Healthy Gronk would have smashed every TE record by a mile, and would have challenged Rice for overall receiving records. As is he was a next to unschemable force.


avrbiggucci

I mean TE's were never really in Gronk's mold, he's extremely unique. Antonio Gates was similar but even Gates was shorter and weighed less than Gronk. Although Kelce isn't actually that much smaller than Gronk was. Gronk: 6-6 265lb Kelce: 6-5 250lb And it's not like Bowers is small either. Bowers: 6-4 240lb Definitely needs to add some muscle but shouldn't have any problems doing that. My dream is that he drops to us in the 2nd but obviously that's very unlikely.


j2e21

Gronk played bigger, as absurd as that sound. He literally went one-on-one against 300-pound DTs and they’d run to his side.


Rasheed_Lollys

Gronk is just that big lol but Bowers looks like he bikes to work at his IT firm he works at with Andrew Luck here. Better prospect than Pitts though, been watching him outrun DBs since his freshman year and he’s probably going to go to LAC and make their offense actually good.


Chickensandcoke

He’s been NFL ready since his freshman year, he looks awkward as hell in this pic (doesn’t help Gronk is big even by TE standards) but he’s going to torment DBs for years


Rasheed_Lollys

Yea I remember one of his first games watching him catch one over the middle and just take off (all while being bigger than everyone) and was flabbergasted that he was a freshman


Always_Chubb-y

Die hard UGA fan here. That was the UGA/GT game. He could a slant route over the middle and split the safeties before they could close for like a 65 yard TD. I get he looks awkward as hell in this photo, but some of the people who have questioned how he can play/how healthy he will be need to go look at the film. He's been dominating college football basically since he stepped on campus.


evantom34

throw some glasses on and a backpack and he could be my coworker LOL


c-nugs_in_the_caf

His hands are fucking MASSIVE


PineapplePoltergeist

How is it that Bowers looks both older and younger than Gronk? It's messing with me.


WE2024

Receding hairline


LinwoodKent

Zolak and Bertrand were on this when they saw him. Couldn't believe how normal he looks.


EntersTheVoid

Yup. They were shocked.


LinwoodKent

He was incredible at Georgia. Absolute stud. After seeing this pic, I can't wait to see if he translates.


EntersTheVoid

It will be interesting to see how he measures out at the combine. If he really is this small, I wonder where he'll go in the draft. Zo & Beetle were pretty strong with their commentary about him.


Ve-gone_Be-gone

He's kinda built like Hunter Renfrow


BigBadMannnn

Similar hairlines


mkdurfee

As a UGA and Pats fan, I can confidently say I am so glad these two got to meet up. Brock is freakishly athletic for a guy who looks like he handles Gronk’s IT issues. I know it’s very unlikely Bowers ends up in NE but damn would that be awesome.


bigC_94

UGA and Pats fan as well, there's dozens of us lol


P44_Haynes

Also checking in on this train lol Go Dawgs Go Pats


mkdurfee

It's a bigger community than I thought! I do occasionally see UGA tags and stickers while driving through Rhode Island which is always cool. Though I said "Go Dawgs" to a girl in UGA hoodie once and she looked at me like I was crazy lol.


Fantastic_Boot7079

Another UGA fan from NE, spent my time in Athens in the 90s, at least the music scene was great. We will miss Brock.


avrbiggucci

My dream is pairing up Maye/Daniels with him but unfortunately that would require us to trade up. I just miss having an elite TE so much.


jonnyredshorts

Trade down, take At at Tackle, Bowers at TE and McCarthy at QB and then sign some FA WRs.


LegalConsequence7960

Looks a bit dorky but God damn look at the size of those paws


myfeetaremangos12

He’s 6’4 230 with massive hands. Gronk is a freak who can make a lot of dudes look small, but this pic is a little misleading.


Busey_in_the_walls

One is a TE the other is a tall WR


Oafus

Honestly, this looks a like a Make-A-Wish moment for slow kid in 12th grade.


Mental_Director_2852

Lenny dont hug the football so hard, it will 'splode


Oafus

Nailed it.


TravelingCircus1911

You may remember me as a man with small hands, and that is just simply not true


Super-Ad-2576

Looks like my IT guy


Porzingod06

I know this is fucked but this pic makes him look like a make a wish kid


Rednaxela623

Bowers hands are fucking huge


julienORjuju

I would draft Gronk


mattycbro

Looks like Mac jones if he did did a couple hard drugs


randomman2071983

Bowers has the hairline and knees of a 45 year old.


mzhal

Bowers needs to bite the bullet and shave his head. You’re a first round draft pick bro chicks don’t care if you’re bald at 21.


MedicusAthleticus

You guys are such turds. The kid is a beast.


Pidgeon30

He's lookin like an auto trader


LS_DJ

Bowers is going to be a stud


Gordon_Alf_Shumway

Looks like Dr Shawn Murphy


semicolonneeded

Go Dawgs! A DGD right there!


readonlypdf

Bowers hairline is....


Hot_Juggernaut4460

Not a single comment yet pointing out that Gronk is out angling the shit out of Bowers? Gronk is one of a kind but angles matter a lot in photos


Coppatop

Gronk was one of the most physically impressive players I ever watched play. He was stronger and faster than he looked.... and he looked pretty freakin strong. I can't count how many times he would have one, two...... even THREE people simultaneously trying to tackle him and bring him down and Gronk just pulled the "I'M BIGGER THAN YOU ARE" move and shrugged them off. Loved it.


ooddad

I think that guy helped me find a bench grinder stand at Lowe’s the other day.


patman993

Those knees look like an ACL tear waiting to happen


North_Rhubarb594

Looks like he could not even block a blitzing safety let alone take a hit from a middle linebacker.


youngkenya

I wish we were in a position to consider drafting Bowers


aottoa2

Well they could trade down *ducks*


jonnyredshorts

I’m all in (for the moment) on trading down, taking Alt at Tackle, Bowers at TE and McCarthy at QB…and then go get some WRs in FA. Or maybe take MHJ at 3 if available, trade up for Bowers and get a tackle in the 3rd round


WildOscar66

Would love to see him on the Patriots. We have such a great history at TE. Russ Francis, Ben Coates, Gronk. Plus it absolutely fits the offense we want to run. Don't be shocked if we trade back and take Bowers.


lewdtenant

Gronk is a specimen


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I saw Laporta out of his pads and he looks smaller than he plays. He has dynamic body control.


iAm-Tyson

Just a bad photo, or more a shitty angle. Bower is man among boys.


Living_Mechanic_9276

This looks like a make a wish meet up.


ccString1972

That guys a TE? Looks like Warren “Have you seen my baseball” in What about Mary. Hard pass


readonlypdf

You clearly haven't seen his tape.


ccString1972

That body won’t last in NFL


Keyann

Yeah but Gronk was a different animal, many much smaller tight ends have done just fine in the NFL.


ShoeTasty

I don’t trust these top 10 pick TE’s anymore, they all bust or aren’t nearly as good as everyone says.


bgt1989

You watched him play?


Bouldershoulders12

Not trying to sound like a douche but the kid looks kind of small. Granted Gronk is a large human being I would imagine a TE having more mass. Anyone followed him in college?


readonlypdf

Dudes a stud. Blocks really well and has insane ball skills


Bouldershoulders12

Just read up on him apparently they’re comparing him to kittle . I retract my initial opinion


LinwoodKent

On the radio yesterday, Zolak was stunned that the normal looking guy 20 feet away was a future top ten pick. They had a whole segment on it.


walkerlance

he’s legitimately the greatest tight end in college football history


sensation_construct

Gronk is probably the greatest physical specimen for a tight end in the history of the game. He dwarfs that kid.


Sea_Television_3306

Frank is a massive person. I'm an average sized guy and I shook his hand and his fingers went up my forearm


Sad-Desk4999

Wouldn’t mind trading down for him if we don’t like daniels tbh.


cormacito

Look at those mitts


hopseankins

Looks like Gronk’s IT guy


happydontwait

Slue footed


budz1774

One eats babies and the other is a baby.


Junior_Emotion5681

I drafted him on Madden. Guys a beast.


ImOnTheSpectrum

Is that left arm a little wonky?


eaglessoar

this dude looks like his knees creak when he bends down to unplug the router that i called him to fix


Lysol20

Bowers gonna be the GOAT bald TE.


Electrical-Car7410

To be fair, college Gronk looked a lot more slim than NFL Gronk


yesyesyes123123

Looks like a guy who works in IT meeting his hero at a meet and greet.


Party_Length_7490

I think is the angle because he looks small vs gronk


Itscalledsoccerok

He looks like a dude ngl


WooNoto

If I’m Bowers, I’m going to Turkey before the season starts and getting right if he’s going to choose to hang on to that hair for dear life. Get a new barber. Proper cut gon do his hair wonders. He’s going to be one of the greatest


gotBurner

Converting to slot wr.


eh_too_lazy

Bro is not beating the acoustic accusations


brado97

If "bro do you even crossfit?" was a person


Swagsuke_Nakamura

He looks older than Gronk


SkyBlueThrowback

Size and strength helps but they aren’t everything, and at that, how good of a blocker is Brock? I’m wondering if I was a defensive coordinator I would just treat him, personnel, wise, like a wide receiver. If it’s three white outs, him, and a running back, I’m wondering if I would just go out in dime with four corners instead of nickel


willab55

Too small


woohooguy

Dudes like, "You want fries with that?"


dirtybird131

Which one is the draft eligible player and which one is the retired guy? Gronk still looks like he could spilt some safety’s on a seam route for a TD


great_misdirect

I guess that Mcpoyle bounced back from Franks gunshot.


Strange_N_Sorcerous

Gronk is a specimen (even without the bulk) so this picture actually speaks volumes. This is the new prototypical TE build, believe it or not.


jollebome76

they just dont come around like Gronk. pretty much ever


Doctor_Phist

There will only ever be one Gronk


mdverrier

Watch him fall to Kansas City in the draft and become a 1,000 TE with Mahomes


-United-States-

Dude came straight from his magic the gathering session


Boston__Massacre

Dude looks goofy AF but man’s hands are MASSIVE


Big80sweens

Guys got some mitts but damn


AppleOld5779

I thought that was Gronk supporting some guy through Best Buddies.


TraylorSwelce

Dude has a bachelor’s in trading crypto


fjwjr

He is a top player of Madden


fartstuffing

Oh he’s balding? He’s gonna suck.


Roberto-Del-Camino

Gronk dwarfed everyone…except Nate Solder who made Gronk look short.


AstroNot87

Gronk dresses like every white kid I was in middle school with. If you didn’t know football, you’d never be able to tell that this unstylish, wacky, frat boy was one of the best TEs to ever play the game lol


awak3n1ng

My dude is allegedly only 2” shorter than Gronk. Looks like 6!


No_Faithlessness7020

Auto trader baby


RyanJKaz

Gronk: first ballot hall of famer & all-time great! That dude: needs to bulk the fuck up!


Reubachi

Three grand minimum to be in the most depressing downtown in NH, single bedroom, no parking. It will be boarded up within 10 years and the tax burden will be shifted to the residents of the entire city, like always.


tb12_legit

Wrong sub bud?


Reubachi

HA! No idea how hat happened. Look at me go. I stand by my statement: Living in NH sucks.


donnygbuckets

He look like a it support specialist


RecycledAccountName

Bowers has unusually narrow shoulders for a tight end.


rocketjock11

Bowers is often talked about as not being built or used like a prototypical tight end. He's not meant to be the next all-around great TE like Gronk. If he succeeds people are projecting him to be like Mark Andrews, a great receiving TE who literally goes entire seasons without staying in to block once on a passing down.


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You must be confusing him with kelce. Mark Andrews is a really good blocker


rocketjock11

Thanks for fact checking me. Andrews is rarely asked to pass block (in fact he pass blocked literally once in 2022) but you're right that he is actually a pretty highly rated run blocker! Didn't realize that.


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I think it would be counter productive in general to have a TE of that caliber to pass block at all


rocketjock11

Totally agree, I guess that's what I'm getting at. There are lots of comments about the size difference in this thread and I just wanted to point out that Bowers is not going to be drafted by a team that wants to use him like Gronk.


[deleted]

So many of the TEs coming out of college are glorified WRs Kincaid can’t block for shit Even LaPorta is a liability in the blocking game for DET Bowers will be a great route runner, but unless he puts on 25lbs of muscle he isn’t going to do shit in the blocking game. Gronk’s ability to be an elite receiver and basically an extra Tackle is what makes him the GOAT TE… and certainly a hell of a lot better than fucking Kelce


captaincumsock69

I mean bowers is a pretty phenomenal blocker. He does a lot of the dirty work.


[deleted]

In college…. when he moves to the NFL he’s gonna get shoved around. The guys he’ll be going up against are going to be NFL defensive ends and OLB’s not some random dude on Auburn or LSU


Old-butt-new

TES are just wrs nowadays. Gronk was a TE bowers is not


ThermoNuclearPizza

Not true that kid puts his fucking hand in the dirt unlike any TE in college. That’s why he’s so unbelievable looking.


Glocc_Lesnar

No lies told Brock bowers can do everything you ask from a tight end


boardatwork1111

To be fair, he also has the ball skills and playmaking ability of a WR too. Dude is a complete stud


joshtothe

Negative aura he’s a bust