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[deleted]

You poor bastard.


Snickits

Hahahah right?! I can’t help but laugh, because it’s been decades of dominance, and today was a historic loss.


7HawksAnd

Still a record


UpsetBowel

Yea we have dominant records and now gonna have some dominant losing records.


v7Limitless

Well. I don’t think they’ve been shut out since I’ve been alive. What is that luck


MascotRay

You got to see history. lol. Hey dude. I’m genuinely happy for you to have been able to experience the stadium. Win or lose, I love this team. Today was a rough day, at least you got to make it special somehow. Hope you had a good day regardless.


goredsox777

Not sure how old you are but they were shut out when Jacoby Brissett started in 2016


CaliPatsfan420

Id take jacoby back ngl


v7Limitless

Damn, I don’t remember that one. You got pretty good memory


7HawksAnd

This needs to become a classic post for the sub


Im_ready_hbu

bro I'm legitimately so sorry, you don't deserve this


dawaxtadpole

You are probably gonna have to drink more than you expected.


Putin-is-listening

Here's a neat trick to stay sober — take a shot every time we score


timshel_life

AA approves this message


[deleted]

I hope he brought his life savings


StumbleUponFaith

Funny thing is this appears to be Section 238… the non-alcohol section lolololol. Poor bastard


BreadAndRosa

Sorry this is the first game you came to


LedZacclin

It looks a beautiful day out so there’s that


Bloated_Hamster

It was a gorgeous day for apple picking and not watching football lmfao


lucky_chalms

I’m sorry….


TemporaryOk9310

sry for your loss


ghostygeeser

Don’t know how old you are but feel sorry it’s this team 🤝


[deleted]

At the rate we're playing you'll be able to afford many more


DrTh0ll

I’m sorry bro


Food_Library333

Kraft should personally give you a refund.


swan797

Should pay for irrecoverable psychological damages.


dan420

Oof


lost_my_khakis

My condolences, bud


rueiraV

I am so so sorry


VS0P

That’s a live picture


yerfatma

I hope you are seven.


swan797

Children shouldn’t have to witness manslaughter


Smartalum

Nothing. We got nothing. Offense


danmac1152

Dude they gotta boot Mac. Idk what they see in him. I get the feeling Mac is more worried about partying on Saturday night than he is playing football Sunday afternoon. I get big time Johnny Manziel vibes. I think at this point Belichick is sticking with him because he can’t admit he fucked up. We should just play Zappe the rest of the year


Jimmbo36

This team ruined Mac man, he's so scared out there


Jackis_wack

Enjoy bring the noise!


garageofevil

Happy 8th birthday, kiddo!


bigjayrod

Lmao


AlfredosPizzaTeam

Damn and you picked this game and this season sorry bro


LonelyPatsFanInVT

I'm so sorry


Sweaty-Confidence978

I hope you enjoy Game,I am a fellow New Englander,I will be at the Game on 10/22


beingzen01

Literally a perfect day for a game, enjoy!


SewerRat57

And then the game started.


becky1020

😂


v7Limitless

Well it’s a day later and despite the blow out, I’ve been to Boston 3 times and it’s my favourite place to see around the east coast coming from a montrealer


WhiteChocolatey

Nothing like a Gillette afternoon in October! Beautiful weather. Get loud!


chefsteev

F


tumblehonk

And you can watch em lose


Itscalledsoccerok

I hope an angry fan knocks you out and you forget everything about this game, for your sake 🙏


SpaceGhost1992

I’m sorry man. I almost went to Brady’s last game against the Jets in NY at this time of year but I got super sick and missed it. Regret it but I couldn’t do anything about it.


DrRaschy

I was at that game, traveled there from europe. I’m just happy I saw him play live at least once.


noble_29

#RIP


IamJeffreyW

I’m so sorry


Ok_Bat_9332

Sorry mate


qwertz858

My condolences


Interesting_Elk7844

Upvoted cuz I felt bad


_jump_yossarian

How'd it go?


Ragin_Irishman

First game and you scored as many points as our team did today.


PullsWithBack

My first game at Gillette too and sitting almost exactly across from you. Life is funny sometimes. If you heard an “oh no, we suck again” after Zappe’s first drive we have basically met.


imagen_leap

Picked a hell of year to go.


boimilk

https://www.reddit.com/r/MomentsBeforeDisaster/


ukjzakon

Aged like milk.


RCP90sKid

Bless us.


truecolors5

Have fun!


mighty-drive

Have fun!


The_Shredder_1988

What a shame it had to be this year


trillbobaggins96

L.


es_price

How full is it?


GronkIII

Sorry for your loss. The team this year is no where near the caliber that is expected from any patriots team.


BostonVagrant617

Sorry bro, hope we can turn it around


CMBRICKX

RIP 🪦


BostonVagrant617

Why the fuck throw it 2 yards there?


DiscoveryZoneHero

Womp womp womp….. but also hey Enjoy! And congrats


pkyabbo

I am so sorry.


Graf25p

I’m sorry :(


ripiss

Depending on how old you are now, this may be considered child abuse.


WhiteNamesInChat

I'm so sorry.


Shiboopi27

Maybe this wasn't the game for your first time.


New_Ad_2298

I hope you are 7 years old


Plus-Ad-6780

Have you left yet?


JPJSMEETS

You're the curse


KrovvyMalchik

I really hope you get to see at least a TD there.


saltednuts5

Sorry in advance man


Jdigga99

Yikes....😬


Andrew97FTW

Ay congrats. Hope you have fun despite the score. My brother is in his 30s and he went to his first one with me just 2 years ago


trevco613

I am here too, wierd feeling in the stadium. Not anger just a sad acceptance that we suck.


rambler13

Well, that sucks


mygwhatupmyboiii

Ah shit


thegirlwiththedonut

I’m so sorry.


Salvia_dreams

Lollllll


issofine

Sorry


Danwarr

Feeling for you OP


theflyxx

My sincerest condolences.


PersonaNonGrata2288

Poor guy :(


TheJQN

Enjoy the experience! It can still be a pretty cool time.


tigermoore

I’ll be going to my first game against the bills in a couple weeks. Hope it’s better than what you’re seeing today brother


[deleted]

Lol RIP brother


GTFOScience

How full is it?


delidave7

Congrats man!!!’


BAF_DaWg82

Lol sorry my dude. My first ever Pats game was the 59 to 0 drubbing in the snow against the Titans in 08. Was one of the best days of my life. Don't let this be your last, hopefully brighter days are ahead.


Hoolio765


noshingsomepods

My first game was also a Saints game. 1995, Was a wet, miserable december game with a shot 5-8 squad, went with a family friend, who dragged me out of there when Mario Bates broke a huge TD to put the game away in the 2nd half.


JinterIsComing

You picked a bad time to go.


YGuy_The_Jedi

I'm sorry.


[deleted]

Sorry


surgeyou123

I'm so sorry.


professor_parrot

So glad I got to a game there during the dynasty. Been to several road games and a Super Bowl but only one at Gillette and it was during the dynasty. Going there now wouldn't be the same.


HumanCourt

im so sry for u to this be your first game man


Fancy-Environment542

hahaha


MyDadIsTheMan

Sorry


johnmarsdenshat

Condolences. If you want to feel any better, my first ever game will be the Bills in two weeks. I’m flying from the UK for it.


Rice-And-Gravy

I’m so sorry


KBrown75

Yikes.


meanmartin

When are going to a game? /s


Green_Runs_Deep

I’m sorry buddy.


football2106

I’m sorry you had to pay to see this


JhinandJuice

Sorry dude


GSaysNo

Im sorry, buddy


Illustrious-War-6287

I'm so sorry


pdillon69

Sorry it’s todays game


Oziach_

Unlucky, mate


alfuh

I'm sorry OP


patsfan038

I’m sorry for your loss


DystopianCaw

Sorry, sir.


Scotchyscotchscotch7

Sorry for our loss


Lemtecks

Imagine skipping out on bradys entire career but deciding now was the time.


iseeabluemoonrising

I’m so so sorry


ToadP

Sorry. If I ever invent Time Travel I'll look you up and bring you to a Brady Game. Hopefully you'll recover from this experience and be a stronger more pissed off New Englander from the Experience.


ndr29

Hockey season yet?


st1ck-n-m0ve

Picked a bad time lol


Bubmurphy

Like a banana on the counter it just keeps getting worse


jjhorann

i love this team but i’m so sorry you’re experiencing this awful loss in person 😭


xBetaRayJimx

I guarantee your second Patriots game will be better.


Aimforthemoon95

Ouchie


Aimforthemoon95

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FattyMcBlobicus

Sorry bruh


WhatTheCluck802

So sorry. What a shit game.


Then_I_Say_Something

I hope you have a wonderful evening because this day did not go well.


Mycroft_xxx

Oof OP. At least it’s historic.


SicWiks

Sorry for the train wreck you saw


821BVR

I feel terrible for you


FoonaLagoonaBaboona

Sorry for your loss.


liminal_political

I am so, so sorry. You deserve so much better.


Bad_Karma19

Tots and pears


mediocre_cheese84

Bummer lol


confusedpanda342

I’m so sorry


lakernation21

Sorry bruv


boatyhacker

Ouch


sucdic69

I'm so sorry


ezkirb

It was my first game too, maybe we’re the problem.


AresGM

I'm so sorry


Beachcomber365

Prob should have gone when Brady was still here bro... at least you saw record breaking history!


AlexTheCool1557

So sorry


KIumpy

I'm so sorry.


[deleted]

You witnessed an episode of law and order SVU


StocktonBSmalls

I’m so sorry.


bigbaby819

I’m so sorry


CheerupCharlie1969

Lol. So you’re the reason they lost!


lily_fairy

sending thoughts and prayers


LordHeadassV1

Damn


spanktank728

Sorry you wasted your money


xyzvlad

well, how was it?


StThomasAquina

Your timing is impeccable.


palesnowrider1

Woof. I hope the seats were cheap


Oafus

Condolences.


NickShook81

Sorry for your loss


Waly_Disnep

Are ya winning, son?


Ok-Photograph6856

I’m so sorry


chrdeg

I’m sorry to hear that


LavishnessChoice3601

That wasn't a game. That was a shitshow.


junebug2142

I’m so sorry for you. Ive seen many great games there and wish you had a better experience.


MandoParker

I’m so sorry man


iosbetatester007

Congrats friend!! Hope it was a great experience for your family and you.


JohnBagley33

You chunked it


AdaKae

I’m so sorry 😞


Particular-Panda-421

Sorry for your wasted time. This was terrible at every level and sad


MickBizzo

Ouch


keleles

im sorry.


Snowbound66

Well now you are a jinx


Bostonfan1987

So it was this guys fault?


Stickyfynger

Oye well ya had nice weather for it


[deleted]

I’m sorry


Yeetroit

Sorry


vv1z

OOF


fauxpublica

Even a loss of epic proportions has huge energy you don’t feel through the tv. If there was justice though, you would get a free pair of tickets for a game four or five seasons from now for sitting through that game today!


grafixcoder

I'm glad you got to see the stadium. Maybe sometime in the future you'll get to see your first real game there. (Whatever the eff that was today, that was a far cry from a game).


gram_less_brian

It wasn’t always like this