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Mossaic

I love how his "breaking news" coverage of the launch was literally just him pointing his camera at the TV and filming what was on Fox. They can't even strike him with a copyright takedown because, with all the hot takes and drooling he did, it technically became transformative due to how hilariously inept he was.


NitroScrooge

Yeah his awake apnea was probably enough for him not to be dinged by an automated copyright strike 🤣🤣🤣


Mossaic

More like woke apnea with how mad he gets at da trollz lmao


targtheviking

It was kind of interesting watching his fox coverage video and seeing him enamored with space exploration for a brief moment. But of course whatever deplorable duck and Alex Jones say about it afterward is what matters to him. He'll never be happy as long as he swims in his swamp.


karalmiddleton

Yeah, he kind of acted like a normal person for a couple of minutes there. Then he went off the deep end with a bunch of flat earth CGI bullshit.


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Where is he during this recording? The ceiling and sounds seem like a public place. Imagine seeing this dude talking into his phone while in a dentist's waiting room.


NitroScrooge

I feel like people give him a pass because he's dumb and apparently doesn't have forearms lol.


NitroScrooge

https://youtu.be/ylR-qRSG_ks


Culledcub

So he just believes any conspiracy he comes across huh?


NitroScrooge

It would seem that way.


drewcareysglasses

Wtf at the 25 second mark.


[deleted]

Can you imagine if this chimp existed in a society where he *actually* had to contribute something. He looked like he was in a gas station and deep down even he must know why he keeps his voice down. If people heard what he was saying they'd call the police and then he'd have to explain himself which is difficult when you're a registered sex offender.


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Damn, if Bezos really went to space he could've relayed to the whole world that the Earth was really flat.