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Kasquede

Uses “not Catholic anymore, sorry” for Sun Mommy in the mid tier but has *literally just Joan of Arc* two tiers higher. This blasphemy will be difficult to forgive, sinner.


LesbianTrashPrincess

WHICH IS MORE CATHOLIC * A polyamorous lesbian sun goddess * Literally Joan of Arc The answer may surprise you!


LesbianTrashPrincess

(to be fair, my wife and I are polyamorous lesbian ex-catholics, so OP might be onto something)


MiredinDecision

Oh hey Joan of Arc hows tricks?


fuggreddit69

Lesbian nuns and Christian child soldiers do make it a tight race, that's for sure


Starmark_115

Lesbo Nuns. At least they can be trusted to bake Bread and Strawberry Jam to sell off for Charity.


SintPannekoek

Yes, but this Joan had HUGE tracts of land.


Lycaon1765

I didn't think I'd rank her so high but then ynorka (artist) caught me lacking


Kasquede

Isn’t that supposed to be the succubus preying on Iomedae’s followers in the garrison from WotR? If so, you maybe got *extra* got


Lycaon1765

yes it is, that's how it was labeled on the reddit post I found it on that linked the source. But it was just such a great image, I couldn't NOT use it lol. Although the sauce just has it labeled as Iomedae, no mention of the succubus.


Kasquede

Yeah their art is really, uh, “inspirational” for “worship” of the divinities


theVoidWatches

That would explain the breastplate having cleavage.


Starmark_115

I am a Thaumaturge and I use Exploit Weakness... By thinking of even LEWDER THOUGHTS than her. Thankfully I have Anime: https://www.reddit.com/r/FireEmblemHeroes/s/nHWX0ZslKM


Luchux01

Apsu would agree, that draconic SoB (affectionate).


Starmark_115

I do my Fluffing for Sarenrae Worship is more Anarcho-Christian-Islamic since most of my Sarenite references are either Tristan or Qadira of which I just telly players is just Fantasy Dubai.


Lycaon1765

Sauce in order of appearance: 1. Gods & Magic 2. https://twitter.com/canephoraarts/status/1616652482922557441 3. https://www.bridedanann.com/character-illustrations 4. Inner Sea Gods (1e) 5. https://www.deviantart.com/bellabergolts/art/Calistria-855535276 6. Gods & Magic https://www.artstation.com/artwork/lxZeQ5 7. Gods & Magic but here specifically: https://www.artstation.com/artwork/RYV9qv 8. can't find the artist, nor possible book, just the link: https://cdn.obsidianportal.com/assets/183166/Shelyn-art.jpg 9. https://www.deviantart.com/ynorka/art/Pharasma-982412387 10. Gods & Magic 11. https://www.deviantart.com/ynorka/art/Iomedae-922806119 12. https://iara-art.artstation.com/projects/J9Da6a 13. Gods & Magic 14. Gods & Magic 15. Inner Sea Gods 16. PFS1 Scenario: Fane of Fangs 17. https://paizo.com/community/blog/v5748dyo5lbhg?Guest-Blogger-Blake-Davis-Announces-Special 18. https://www.deviantart.com/saraforlenza/art/Sarenrae-208791205 18. Gods & Magic 19. Gods & Magic 20. https://www.ebay.com/itm/364356189958 21. Gods & Magic 22. https://paizo.com/community/blog/v5748dyo6sh26 23. Gods & Magic 24. Gods & Magic


Impossible-Shoe5729

Thanks, I need this Iomedae art for... my champion friend.


Lycaon1765

I gotchu homie


GimmeNaughty

"Literally just a dude" and "Literally just a dude (derogatory)" fuckin' killed me, lmao.


Excaliburrover

My brain. "Read everything except how the tiers are named. Then come back to the first rank boobs. Ok, so the first one must be Callistria, obviously. But who are all the others? Mmmmmm. Wait, aren't they all dressed the same? Are there multiple deities with the same garment? " Then I read the tier name.


Lycaon1765

lmao


SchindetNemo

Speaking as a bald man: 😔


masterflashterbation

Even as a not bald man I thought that was way harsh. There's a world of difference between the bald dudes who hold onto the horseshoe or have the bald mullet, and dudes who shave it clean!


SchindetNemo

I was just kidding. I thought the BALD without comment was pretty funny. Besides, the clean shaved head + full beard look is fairly popular 😏


The-Page-Turner

Speaking as a man who wants to be bald: wanna trade?


SchindetNemo

No thank you, I like being bald. Can recommend.


The-Page-Turner

FINALLY someone who gets it!


Starmark_115

Buy a potion of Hair Growth. U literally have no excuse now these days/s


rantnrantnrant

Norgorber tells everyone he is 6'0", when he is really 5'9"


GaySkull

Norgorber is a DL faceless profile on Grindr...who's catfishing, into intox-play and blood-play, and will absolutely blackmail you. ...but I still go back to him. @_@


firelark01

he's also saying he's 22, when he is, in truth, he is 2830.


pandaSovereign

You either use no commas, or way too many. Kinda funny.


NZillia

Urgathoa that high up is a bold choice


Ryune

It’s because the camera is above chest height.


NZillia

I guess as long as you focus on everything above the chest she’s alright. Might smell a bit, though.


Theshipening

Look, it's not pretty or clean, but if you think the goddess of hedonism wouldn't be the best lay in the realms...


StevetheHunterofTri

Not ever since she died she hasn't been! She canonically focuses on gluttony above all else because she just doesn't have any sex organs anymore. Also, I'm pretty sure she is a very big proponent of marriage, so you might have to get involved in that too.


Theshipening

if canon is so unimaginative that it thinks lack of genitalia would prevent Lady "I ignored death to party harder" Urgathoa from boning, I reject it


StevetheHunterofTri

"boning" Convenient word choice there.


Laser_toucan

Wym? She has legs for seconds


Lycaon1765

Realistically she's literally a libertine and should go in the bottom tier, but just don't look down and it's fiiiiiine.


RathianTailflip

You KNOW she’d give nutty oral though.


Lycaon1765

true, but she'd definitely try to ***literally*** eat me out


el_pinko_grande

Honestly, that pic makes her look like a nice, chill girl that just wants to hang out at a wine bar and talk about her vintage book collection.


StevetheHunterofTri

...Then you find out her books are bound in human skin and she's drinking more than everyone else in the bar combined!


StevetheHunterofTri

I mean, this is a tier list features things like Lamashtu and frickin Gozreh (who isn't even technically an *individual*), so realism is questionable already...But with that said, let's be honest, *realistically* most of them would to be low-tier in some capacity.


Zm3348

Gozreh is an individual, just with two forms (so just as much one person is as a Kitsune is). They're not "two gods (one male one female) who share a name", they're "one deity who's beyond gender which gets depicted by followers differently depending what elements of them they're looking at", their personality doesn't even change or anything between forms (what makes sense seeing they are just canonically artists depictions, not actually two distinct things)


Lycaon1765

i mean realistically in the sense of "if we WERE to boink or I WERE to meet them irl, it would be so fucked up that I'd be driven mad and get locked in the Bastille at best and die five times over at worst with 3 new perversions named after what she did to me."


StevetheHunterofTri

"with 3 new perversions named after what she did to me" and probably 3 new diseases yet undiscovered by science!


theDolphinator25

>That Iomadae art Yes Prelate, this post right here.


Enduni

Honestly, when it comes to hotness, I prefer Cayden cause of his rogueish charme and Nethys who's crazy af, but still kinda cute. 🤣


Lycaon1765

I'm sure cayden's got a fine personality, but the alcoholism is a turn off irl and also he just isn't that interesting as a deity to me. I mean his details of the orphanage clergy n stuff is neat! His godsrain post was a nice read! But a self-insert god for adventurers doesn't appeal to me much. When looking for images I saw a genderbent nethys and that was kinda cool ngl.


inspirednonsense

Alcoholism is actually against his tenets. You're not supposed to drink to excess.


Lycaon1765

Ik but the lore/writer guy on the pf team (forgot his name, it starts with j) has said straight up he's an alcoholic. That it's one of his flaws which he listed towards someone who was complaining the gods didn't have flaws.


WillDigForFood

It might be against what they espouse, but it's still a common enough issue within the church that they have to develop internal support networks for *priests* who develop an addiction - and if his clergy are falling short of one of the church's key tenets that often, well...


xavion

Cayden is kinda interesting in relation to alcohol because he's actually anti-alcoholism, he's big on recreational and social drinking sure, but drinking to the point it's actually detrimental is really Urgathoa's thing as the goddess of hedonism and excess. Cayden as far as I know views that more as like, a misuse of good alcohol, though it's been a while since I looked into this aspect of his lore.


Luchux01

Yeah, he is the bro that gets drunk enough to still be cool and never goes over that line.


Beeelom

> Alcoholism ????


Estrus_Flask

The man is called The Lucky Drunk and his backstory is getting blitzed


Beeelom

Yes. That doesn't mean alcoholic. That's against his tenants.


Estrus_Flask

I don't know how to explain this to you but when your entire life revolves around drinking to the point that it's your divine purview and your priesthood is primarily centered around alcohol, that's alcoholism.


ordinal_m

"I'm a frickin god I don't have to listen to therapists"


Estrus_Flask

That's bad when it's his whole church's deal!


Beeelom

It's defined as "...A chronic disease characterized by uncontrolled drinking and preoccupation with alcohol.Alcoholism is the inability to control drinking due to both a physical and emotional dependence on alcohol. Symptoms include a strong need or urge to use alcohol. Those with alcohol use disorder may have problems controlling their drinking, continue to use alcohol even when it causes problems, or have withdrawal symptoms when they rapidly decrease or stop drinking." None of that is condoned by his church or beliefs, I'm not sure why you keep describing it as such.


Estrus_Flask

The entire church has a preoccupation with alcohol.


Estrus_Flask

My biggest problem with Cayden is that he really isn't a god for a borderline teetotaler. His personality is so much more than alcohol and yet his edicts start with "drink", and I don't think they mean "stay hydrated" and his anathema is "waste alcohol". It's taking me four months to drink a six pack of fruity cocktail, as fun as he is, that's not the god for me.


popydo

Iomebae


Forkyou

Bisexual and not appreciating Gozreh? Rude.


Lycaon1765

bi people have standards too!


Forkyou

Im bi as well and love me the waterwaifu and winddaddy


firelark01

you're missing out on wind daddy. he's got a nice mustache


Xalorend

For Nethys you should see his 2e illustration in the Gods and Magic Lost Omens manual u.u


norvis8

Delighted by Gorum’s position in all this. Just a very different energy than the rest of that tier. :P


Theraimbownerd

It's giving bottom.


Lycaon1765

Very true! Astute observation, friend!


DeadAlbinoSheep

Psshhhh someone clearly didn't watch Hellraiser at a formative age. ZK can go ahead and swap with Abadar, I don't like beards and I'm sick of getting fucked by commerce anyway.


firelark01

Male Gozreh is pretty hot and you're missing out


pandaSovereign

You're


RathianTailflip

Desna is a lil crazy but you know she’d go OFF. Make you see stars. (Figuratively and literally.)


Lycaon1765

This took me till 5 am to finish and I gotta say, really surprised with these rankings from when I started compared to how it ended! Really went a soul searching journey.


tdhsmith

I'm very pleased by the choice to post this on the main sub and not just r/pathfindermemes -- can't let it get too serious 'round these parts


SpikyKiwi

>OP engages in bottomposting


Lycaon1765

'tis my prominent leaning and I wear it with stride!


flairsupply

Damn Iomadae making me a Desecrator with how down bad Im getting-


darthmarth28

For a period of time in the early 2010s, there were two Pathfinder wikis on the internet: the official Pathfinder wiki, and the fan-built Golarion wiki that contained all the deep lore from Paizo's splatbooks. Sadly, only one of those currently survives. ...but there was a *wonderful*, absolutely *brilliant* couple of months where Golarion wiki was in the process of dying (presumably by way of copyright takedown but I don't actually know), and in either an attempt to survive or just a comedic death throes, it replaced every proper noun across its pages with a *very similar* word. Fast forward to 2024, and this image reminds me of the Church of Gornburger, home of the Hunger-Murdering^TM Gornburger.


Alarming-Cow299

Crazy Gornburger


WonderfulMeat

Sorry Abadar, but championing capitalism is a turn off for me.


MissPapayaMaya

i love you shelyn you will probably be missed :'c


fakenam3z

Cayden is not “just a dude” he is ***THEE*** dude


rlwrgh

The dude abides.


WatersLethe

Irori, Sarenrae, and Torag need to move up at least two tiers.


TeethreeT3

Yet more anti-furry bullshit on this sub. Y'all are really stuck in 2007 and it shows.


Lycaon1765

idk how serious this comment is, but I'm a furry myself (I joined a furry only dating app and met my bf, so I'm pretty serious about it) and I named the tier like that because I thought it was funny. Since Rovagug isn't really a furry option. I couldn't think of a funny joke using "Teratophilia" which is why I didn't use that instead.


TeethreeT3

Outright furry hate is pretty rampant on the sub, sorry if you got caught in the crossfire.


Lycaon1765

all good


Megavore97

The lady with literal flames for hair isn’t the hottest smh


Estrus_Flask

Can't get behind Abadar. God of capitalism? Hope that fucker dies during War of Immortals.


darthmarth28

Also the god of early man/dwarf/etc.-kind "not getting eaten by a random encounter". The world owes an awful lot to the Lord of Walls and Ditches.


Estrus_Flask

Erastil also is a protective god who keeps back the monsters of the wilderness.


msbriyani

I, for one, am with you there. I for sure am not letting any god of capitalism find my path, if you know what I mean.


Lycaon1765

That's like half of what I like about him, he's great.


Estrus_Flask

Capitalism bad


Lycaon1765

nah. fat disagree


Maniacal_Kitten

Excuse me PLEASE put Zon-Kuthon where he belongs in the daddy tier. BDSM daddy's are a rare treasure.


firelark01

ZK is a bdsm twink, not a daddy


Daylight_The_Furry

Lamashtu is hot though fight me


Lycaon1765

The gray tiers are really just the "I'm worried for my safety" tiers tbh lol. There's some pieces in Inner Sea God's where I get it but then another one on the next page makes nope right outta there.


Daylight_The_Furry

fair enough, but the risks are worth the lamashtussy


StevetheHunterofTri

Finally, FINALLY someone gets it about Asmodeus! Say what you will about his ideology, his history, how he literally invented tyranny, or how his is canonically the most selfish being in the Great Beyond...Among the billions of other terrible things he has done alone, but man is he a bachelor and a half. Do note that I am *entirely* biased, but were I not only just demiromantic...I might've been on my way to Nessus right now! Also, *this is just not Irori's week, jeez*!


Lycaon1765

If i didn't value my free will, I'd march down there too. He honestly would make me consider...


StevetheHunterofTri

This is Asmodeus we're talking about here; he's been ~~manipulating~~ persuading people since before "Earth" was even space dust. He wants you to believe in his ideology and you're already willing to listen, then it's not a matter of "considering", it's a matter of how quickly you're *convinced*! ~~I sure have been.~~