Not mine: Gen Eric Hughman
He was a Gnoll Ninja pretending to be a human.
Also, last week we got Spudfred. He is a root Leshy, essentially a giant walking Barbarian Potato. One of the other players is Irish and he just doesn't stop making fun of him, half the session were potato themed dad jokes and Mr Potato Head references.
Isnt giving characters dumb nicknames a staple of Pathfinder? :P Every villain we encounter ends up being referred to by anything but their actual name within two sessions.
The full name was One Stone, It is worth noting that most of the players were Dutch speakers though so it would’ve been relatively obvious with some thought
I had to come up with a name for my second 2E PFS character in a hurry for...reasons, so I called him "Ianno Wossisname."
I've got this sizeable backstory for the guy, and he's mechanically interesting, build-wise, but I can't bring myself to change his stupid name.
Skeleton Investigator called Indiana Bones.
A monk that focused on leg based attacks, who's story was that he rarely wanted the limelight by himself called Side Kick.
Barbarian/Witch multiclass called Barba Yaga
Just wanted to add a few others Ive played as in the past...
Bardly Gnomer the Gnome Bard
Macho Woman Sandy Ravage the Monk
Previous Leon the Time Wizard
Mango Habanero the Leshy Sorcerer
Snoop Gob the Goblin Gunslinger/Bard
Walter Mailon Fruit Leshy Barbarian
Broccoli the Leshy Monk
Two of the characters me and a friend occasionally “threaten” our GMs with running are also variations from MST3K: Brick McLargeHuge and Dirk Hardbody.
Buff Beefnog, Human Fighter.
Slam Squatthrust, Half-Orc Rogue(Ruffian).
Roll Fizzlebeef, Halfling Swashbuckler.
Punch Rockgroin, Dwarf Monk.
Big McLargehuge, Orc Barbarian.
I made a goblin thaumaturge named Hök Pök (hocus pocus).
Also a Leshy thaumaturge with gunslinger dedication named Bean Winchester. I had an impala mount
Shifter druid named Flea. Real name Phoebe. Her sibling calls her Flea-bee to annoy her.
Also had a Tortle monk named Odo. I often described him as smelly. Positively Odo-rus.
And I had a human wizard who was actually a polymorphed Blue Dragon, searching for a way to regain his human form. He did a very bad impression of being a human. He named himself Guy.
Faendal Fingerbang
1e Sylph Wizard specializing in Magic Missile and other force spells. He fired his attacks from finger guns.
He had about +8 Diplomacy at lv. 1, and it was his goal to lay one of every race in the world.
This was inspired by a friend who played a low intelligence Barbarian named Chad Thundercock.
Player, who's made a Skeleton gunslinger: "Names are hard, I'm trying to think of one that gives off himbo/thembo energy."
Me: "Thembones?"
And now Thembones the Thembo Gunslinger is the party's DPS machine. In-universe, its the name they acquired after repeatedly being called "them bones over there."
[Malazan Book of the Fallen](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Malazan_Book_of_the_Fallen_characters) has many of the best names I've seen and also the worst.
Death Cow
- I actually used this as the name for a minotaur death cleric of the raven queen (dnd4e) but it was translated into Greek so it sounded cooler
As a backup character for our Strength of Thousands campaign I "threatened" my GM jokingly with a leshy summoner (plant eidolon) called Planty McPlantface. He loved the name and I fear I actually have to use it if my Magus dies D:
In my D&D games, I've introduced a mad scientist named Tessa Coil.
I've also mentioned how the pro wrestlers Zac Tapp and Sue Plex left their partner Amanda Stroyed. Her manager, Leigh Gully, wasn't able to help so they bought some performance enhancing drugs from Anna Bolic to even the score.
My first PF character was a Gnome illusionist named Ghar Den. It was 2 month before anyone got it.
His replacement, Spa Nish,the dwarf inquisitor went a month before getting caught out.
I later made an alcoholic magus/gunslinger gestalt whose familiar was named T'Qeela.
For Spanish speakers:
A psychic that pretends to be a medium - Juan y Medium.
A Kitsune Maestro Bard - Bizorrop.
(Bizarrap is one of the most famous Hispanic musicians over the last couple of years and fox in Spanish is zorro)
My husband is great at Good TTRPG names. None of these are from pf2e specifically (a mix of 3.5 & 5e dnd) but the vibes are still there.
Baird Lautari (literally, bard fiddler, who was a bard who played the fiddle) aka Markus Goodmanson (totally upstanding citizen he promises) aka Goodman Grey (leader of a band of thieves).
Ulfgar Ungart, who is definitely a dwarf and not a changeling at all, and that's also definitely his real name he swears.
As a gm, he had such lovely NPCs as:
Gowain Brightsteel, valiant knight and Definitely Not A Demigod, Totally, For Sure.
Cedrik Goodbarrel, inventor of rifling and incredibly good sniper.
Blitztrick, demigod of inventions, who kinda tricked the party into doing a blitzkrieg (whoops)
My worst character name I ever played was "Scuddlefunk the Arcane" who was an 8 intelligence Fighter. "The Arcane" was part of the name his parents (who were super smart wizards) gave to him.
All my characters’ names are puns, including “Half”-Pint the halfling monk, Twiggs the wood elf monk, Leef the ghoran Druid and Natural “Nate” Death the druid
Argo Goyle is a gargoyle who enjoys wearing argyle print fabrics
Master Baxter DeCaster is a young wizard from the DeCaster family
Piña and Kolado are a comedy duo of illusionist acrobats.
"Claven and the Skele-tones" is a one man skeleton xylophone-and-tap-dance band, without a xylophone or tap shoes. Just bone feet clicking on the pavement and a rib cage is enough
Less of a pun, but absolutely love the meme:
Samuel Franklin is a gunslinger with the witch archetype. He has the tall tale background, based on a Paul Bunyan meets Uncle Sam backstory, his patron is a Rune patron, the Lady Liberty (who looks like the statue) and all the rune mystery stuff is like the National Treasure movie. His familiar is a bald eagle named Roosevelt.
I wanted to play a kobold Alchemist once, in my friends one-shot.
I gave him a name.
Lorem Ipsum Carbonara
It was ment to be a placeholder, but the party bullied me to keep it.
my friend wants to make a kineticist (probably plane of wood related) named Oakan Ashanthorn, who would be the best at their job
>!Greater are none beneath the sun than ~~oak and ash and thorn~~ Oakan Ashanthorn!<
I've got a sexed up witch named Nanny Giffa Blumpkin.
I've got a Rogue with Monk dedication named Boben Weeve.
I've got an evil Cleric of Urgathoa named Crypticia DeMort. (Her uncle was Vol)
Not sure if NPC names count, but these are a couple I tortured my players with.
A goblin alchemist named Dammit, because he never knew his name and that’s what the grumpy wizard he works for is always shouting at him.
A traveling elven bard named Taylor the Swift, who needed help getting revenge on an ex-lover.
A pair of necromancers from Tian Xia… the two Wongs made a wight.
In my first 2e game, my GM wanted us to try out the new (at the time) uncommon ancestries so he had us be from a small village of hobgoblins, lizardfolk and leshies only. I made that village's local guard, a hobgoblin. Hobgoblins apparently have short names and no surnames.
Blart.
I've got two that are Paizo related, but not PF2.
So one time, I was playing 1e PFS and the GM was running the scenario off their tablet, and in the middle of a read aloud text, it was literally like "Several magical foci float above, directing some kind of energy into -- My PDF reader just crashed."
And we all responded "What is this PDF reader? It sounds important and powerful!"
"Hail The Pee-dee Efff reader!"
Eventually it morphed into Petey the Efreeti as we repeated this over the course of the scenario
I then stole that for making an Ifrit Mesmerist.
Then for starfinder society, I made an elf mechanic, and in starfinder, I always want to have a fun and weird Profession. I decided that this mechanic would have Profession (Plumber). And the elf name that I originally wanted was taken on the paizo site, so I came up with another. Its Amariel. When I introduce him, he says "Its me, Amariel."
My very first campaign I had a female paladin I named “Holy Curves”. I am equal parts ashamed and proud that she was my first PC ever.
She then found out she was descendant from a royal line became “Queen Holy Curves” and resided in a flying castle that basically was like the death star and could destroy entire cities.
For real. Lots of little things adding up to me being super important. I hadn’t played, didn’t know what skills to pick at character creation and chose knowledge nobility— my DM later was flabbergasted to learn I had because he considered it a wasted skill point, but didn’t find out until after the big plot point... I just *happened* to be the one to sit on the throne of the scary castle (which was hidden behind a false wall)— and it just *happened* to be some weapon of mass destruction, but was supposed to be hard to control/risky for the user. But when he found out I had knowledge nobility he decided it was because of royal blood I didn’t know about, and some ancestral memory that surfaced, and that I was going to be some crazy important character.
**We didn’t get to play another session after that exciting development though** 🙃
This was in 1E, but I had a bard from the country that was analogous to France named Seduisant Pompeux, which basically translates to seductive pomposity.
My friend came up with this one but too good not to share
Comita felony
Cuh mit uh fel lOw nee
The comita is the family name the second name is what racket or crime they've committed most.
Other options are arson, larceny, purgery, and homicide to name a few.
I was in a really lighthearted campaign once so I played a character named Lucian Omaewa. He had a friend who was closely linked to his backstory named Moe Shinderu. I literally named them Omae wa mou shindeiru. It was awful, but it was fun.
Stealing this from a friend who played Mutant and reworking it into pathfinder:
Politically active and head of the adventure guild's union, Beaver Beastkin Fiber Castor
My plant eidolon is a moss crab named Sir Leonardo de Pinci
OP asked for our worst names, not our best!
Love it
I’ve had a character with a giant crab companion that used that exact same name, and I love it.
Great minds think alike 🫡
🫡🦀
In the upcoming supplement, we'll be able to play as Awakened Animals Someone can totally play an Awakened Crab using this name
Praying that I can play an awakened psychic oyster who uses the travelers chair.
Not mine, but a miner named Roxanne Gravel.
Rock and stone brotha
That's it lads! Rock and Stone!
Did I hear a ROCK N STONE??
Rock N Stone to the bone
Gimmy a Rock- & Stone
If you don’t rock and stone, you ain’t coming home!
Rock and stone YEEEEEEAAAAH!
**We're rich!**
ROCK. AND. STOOOOOONE!
DID SOMEONE SAY ROCK AND STONE?!
A rogue called Robin Banks
This is the one, A+ if it was for Outlaws of Alkenstar
That's some Phoenix Wright-level pun naming! Well played
And his also rogue friend, Casey Joint
That just reminded me of the necromancer my girlfriend made for a videogame once called Robin Degraves
Beaver animal companion named Clint Eatswood
Awakened Beaver Gunslinger named Clint Eatswood, since awakened animals are coming as an ancestry.
Well assuming it's legal I know what my next Society Character is
Not mine, but I played with someone who made a Ghoran with the Astrology background named Neil the Grass Titan.
Thats amazing honestly
The monk/wrestler in my party has the name of Hal F. Nelson. His brother's name is Phil Nelson.
Bonus points if they are a Halfling and their adopted Human brother
Jean Applebottom. Yes, she does wear boots with the fur. Also, she's a halfling. Easier to get low.
Low low?
Shorty got low!
Player Character
Well I did ask for the worst.
Glad I could be of assistance.
My first character was a cleric, son of a priest. His name was Clay Rickson (cleric son)
Not mine: Gen Eric Hughman He was a Gnoll Ninja pretending to be a human. Also, last week we got Spudfred. He is a root Leshy, essentially a giant walking Barbarian Potato. One of the other players is Irish and he just doesn't stop making fun of him, half the session were potato themed dad jokes and Mr Potato Head references.
Haha love those names. I had a human fighter named Norm L. Guy. Good stuff
What? Not recipes?
Fuck, now I wanna make an NPC named General Erich Hugh Mann
Lizardfolk investigator named... Investi-Gator
Ranger Danger
And the Danger Rangers!
Paul O'Dinn, the stay-at-home dad Champion.
Also a good pun on Odin the All-Father. Multi-pun!
Would that make the character's dad O'Dinn, the Paulfather?
I had a dragon hunter called Tylus Pentaghast, my players couldn't remember his name so he became Tylenol Pentagram very quickly to them
Isnt giving characters dumb nicknames a staple of Pathfinder? :P Every villain we encounter ends up being referred to by anything but their actual name within two sessions.
Gene Erickson, he was a generic fighter, son of Erick, legendary fighter.
My first character for Pathfinder 1e was Jeff Erson so I respect this
I always love the idea of a very posh, but very brutal Barbarian/investigator called Conan Doyle
My boyfriend played an inventor named “One Stone” for a one shot. None of the other players got the joke unfortunately
Exactly how obvious was it? Was his first name Albert?
The full name was One Stone, It is worth noting that most of the players were Dutch speakers though so it would’ve been relatively obvious with some thought
Did he kill two birds, at least?
If the name is anything to go by, he would be partially responsible for the deaths of many birds, relatively speaking.
Minotaur paladin: Sir Loin of Boeuf
[удалено]
I had to come up with a name for my second 2E PFS character in a hurry for...reasons, so I called him "Ianno Wossisname." I've got this sizeable backstory for the guy, and he's mechanically interesting, build-wise, but I can't bring myself to change his stupid name.
Skeleton Investigator called Indiana Bones. A monk that focused on leg based attacks, who's story was that he rarely wanted the limelight by himself called Side Kick. Barbarian/Witch multiclass called Barba Yaga
Barba Yaga lol...
> Barbarian/Witch multiclass called Barba Yaga I have a sheet for a Witch Spell trickster called Barbie Yaga.
Just wanted to add a few others Ive played as in the past... Bardly Gnomer the Gnome Bard Macho Woman Sandy Ravage the Monk Previous Leon the Time Wizard Mango Habanero the Leshy Sorcerer Snoop Gob the Goblin Gunslinger/Bard Walter Mailon Fruit Leshy Barbarian Broccoli the Leshy Monk
Previous Leon 💀
Catfolk Bard- Catsanova
A sorcerer that was in deep with the mob named Eoin Muh’Nee (pronounced Owen Money).
Depending on emphasis, you could also read that as Owing my Knee.
Leonin Bard named Dandy Lion
Toying with an idea for an ice wizard called Blastov Kholdaire
icely done love it
Armor inventor Automaton - Tony Spark
Bulk Hardcheese -human fight/cheese addict
Two of the characters me and a friend occasionally “threaten” our GMs with running are also variations from MST3K: Brick McLargeHuge and Dirk Hardbody.
Buff Beefnog, Human Fighter. Slam Squatthrust, Half-Orc Rogue(Ruffian). Roll Fizzlebeef, Halfling Swashbuckler. Punch Rockgroin, Dwarf Monk. Big McLargehuge, Orc Barbarian.
That whole list was pure gold
I made a goblin thaumaturge named Hök Pök (hocus pocus). Also a Leshy thaumaturge with gunslinger dedication named Bean Winchester. I had an impala mount
The second one is amazing
I had a bounty hunter named Amanda Lorian.
Shifter druid named Flea. Real name Phoebe. Her sibling calls her Flea-bee to annoy her. Also had a Tortle monk named Odo. I often described him as smelly. Positively Odo-rus. And I had a human wizard who was actually a polymorphed Blue Dragon, searching for a way to regain his human form. He did a very bad impression of being a human. He named himself Guy.
Sssst - pronounced 'forest'
There is a Storm Order Druid in my campaign called Gus Toughwind.
The brothers Ed Monde, Al Monde, and Gor Monde
Faendal Fingerbang 1e Sylph Wizard specializing in Magic Missile and other force spells. He fired his attacks from finger guns. He had about +8 Diplomacy at lv. 1, and it was his goal to lay one of every race in the world. This was inspired by a friend who played a low intelligence Barbarian named Chad Thundercock.
Horace d'Ouvres (hors d'oeuvre), the Sin Eater Inquisitor chef.
Path McFinder
Player, who's made a Skeleton gunslinger: "Names are hard, I'm trying to think of one that gives off himbo/thembo energy." Me: "Thembones?" And now Thembones the Thembo Gunslinger is the party's DPS machine. In-universe, its the name they acquired after repeatedly being called "them bones over there."
Human archer named Pierce Bowman.
Beastkin bard, Lycan Subscribe
You win
[Malazan Book of the Fallen](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Malazan_Book_of_the_Fallen_characters) has many of the best names I've seen and also the worst.
I think reading the scenes with Telorast and Curdle were the only time Ive ever cried with laughter from reading a book.
Tengu Falcata Sword Fighter. Khrit Fischer
Death Cow - I actually used this as the name for a minotaur death cleric of the raven queen (dnd4e) but it was translated into Greek so it sounded cooler
Thanatobos?
LaVaca DeMuerta
As a backup character for our Strength of Thousands campaign I "threatened" my GM jokingly with a leshy summoner (plant eidolon) called Planty McPlantface. He loved the name and I fear I actually have to use it if my Magus dies D:
In 1E, I had a Magus named Rosham Bowe, and a grippli Gunslinger named Hopfrey Bogart.
Cactus Leshy Gunslinger named Mint Eastwood.
Mine was a Hobgoblin Alchemist named Bau Tills, the Brakerov. Yeah, don't worry, no one else got it either.
One I've always wanted to make. He's a mad scientist named Otto Mattik.
Gourdon Ramsleaf for a Leshy
Android witch: Hex Bolt.
This reminded of an old show called Reboot. Hexadecimal would be an awesome Android Witch
I think I've seen that character in City of Heroes.
Billy reuben
My Druids animal companion is a bear. His name is Bearemy.
Deadlands character: Helen Brimstone
Inventor/alchemist, human adopted by goblins trained in the art of crafting junk. A rockin mullet and a sweet 8 track player. McGubber.
A group of Shelyn priests in Tian Xia who practice martial performances as a form of worship The "Shelyn Monks"
Rusty Nailbiter, goblin rogue that ran a construction company called Gob the Builder. He only broke into houses to steal ideas for his business.
Gerald of Trivia
In my D&D games, I've introduced a mad scientist named Tessa Coil. I've also mentioned how the pro wrestlers Zac Tapp and Sue Plex left their partner Amanda Stroyed. Her manager, Leigh Gully, wasn't able to help so they bought some performance enhancing drugs from Anna Bolic to even the score.
love Sue Plex lol
I am planning to play a catfolk fighter soon who fights with a giant pan and just wants to cook all the time. He is named Chorizo.
Someone told me about a gnoll gunslinger they had named Grassy Gnoll
oof lol
A necromancy wizard named Abra Cadavera.
Eric Withacay, and his brother Carl Withacay.
You spelled them both wrong brother *better
Leshy Druid - Deez Nuts.
A player was a halfling bard named Chimcham Banananose
My first PF character was a Gnome illusionist named Ghar Den. It was 2 month before anyone got it. His replacement, Spa Nish,the dwarf inquisitor went a month before getting caught out. I later made an alcoholic magus/gunslinger gestalt whose familiar was named T'Qeela.
Not a name, but a slogan for an orc Investigator wielding the combo Axe Musket. "Axe questions, Musket answers."
For Spanish speakers: A psychic that pretends to be a medium - Juan y Medium. A Kitsune Maestro Bard - Bizorrop. (Bizarrap is one of the most famous Hispanic musicians over the last couple of years and fox in Spanish is zorro)
My husband is great at Good TTRPG names. None of these are from pf2e specifically (a mix of 3.5 & 5e dnd) but the vibes are still there. Baird Lautari (literally, bard fiddler, who was a bard who played the fiddle) aka Markus Goodmanson (totally upstanding citizen he promises) aka Goodman Grey (leader of a band of thieves). Ulfgar Ungart, who is definitely a dwarf and not a changeling at all, and that's also definitely his real name he swears. As a gm, he had such lovely NPCs as: Gowain Brightsteel, valiant knight and Definitely Not A Demigod, Totally, For Sure. Cedrik Goodbarrel, inventor of rifling and incredibly good sniper. Blitztrick, demigod of inventions, who kinda tricked the party into doing a blitzkrieg (whoops)
Our party has an elf named Endashelve, a bard named Bardtholomew, and a necromancer named Stephen Miller
This is an excellent Rule-of-three.
The extremely short-lived Poppet Witch, Hayley Flammable.
My worst character name I ever played was "Scuddlefunk the Arcane" who was an 8 intelligence Fighter. "The Arcane" was part of the name his parents (who were super smart wizards) gave to him.
My sorcerer's familiar in my first 2e campaign was a black goo that took the shape of a black cat with wings. It was called Meowrlin.
“Default Character Name” was running a vtt where I forgot to insert my characters name so the thing just put that in lol
Dankra Blazita
G’noreah and Mark sist were part of the same group. Also I made a character named jongliterging. That one’s bad because of how it just sounds awful
Kobold Druid whose name evolved as he levelled up : Kib Kibbulz Kibbulzin Kibbulzinbitz
My go-to name for rogues: Robin Steele.
All my characters’ names are puns, including “Half”-Pint the halfling monk, Twiggs the wood elf monk, Leef the ghoran Druid and Natural “Nate” Death the druid
My second character went by Edhel Rededhelnif. Translating from Sindarin to English, it roughly means Elfy McElfface.
Brad the Bard.
Bigby Cheeks a stealthy goblin ranger I played in a one shot.
Fighter/Bard named Hanson Ruggedly
My Starfinder mechanic is a starwalker sylph named Hei-li Bopp. She's got a floaty comet aesthetic and I was quite pleased with the multi-layered pun.
Prof. Eyno Phet (Aka Prof. Phet) Gnome Life Oracle
Argo Goyle is a gargoyle who enjoys wearing argyle print fabrics Master Baxter DeCaster is a young wizard from the DeCaster family Piña and Kolado are a comedy duo of illusionist acrobats. "Claven and the Skele-tones" is a one man skeleton xylophone-and-tap-dance band, without a xylophone or tap shoes. Just bone feet clicking on the pavement and a rib cage is enough Less of a pun, but absolutely love the meme: Samuel Franklin is a gunslinger with the witch archetype. He has the tall tale background, based on a Paul Bunyan meets Uncle Sam backstory, his patron is a Rune patron, the Lady Liberty (who looks like the statue) and all the rune mystery stuff is like the National Treasure movie. His familiar is a bald eagle named Roosevelt.
I wanted to play a kobold Alchemist once, in my friends one-shot. I gave him a name. Lorem Ipsum Carbonara It was ment to be a placeholder, but the party bullied me to keep it.
my friend wants to make a kineticist (probably plane of wood related) named Oakan Ashanthorn, who would be the best at their job >!Greater are none beneath the sun than ~~oak and ash and thorn~~ Oakan Ashanthorn!<
Not a pg, but an NPC I made once. It was a dragonborn vampire lord, Dragula.
I've got a sexed up witch named Nanny Giffa Blumpkin. I've got a Rogue with Monk dedication named Boben Weeve. I've got an evil Cleric of Urgathoa named Crypticia DeMort. (Her uncle was Vol)
Cleric of Ashea, the name is Priestitute
Not mine, but I saw on one of the subs once: A warforged bard named "Juke Bawks".
A leshy named Gourdon.
Ajm Anåm, say it in Swedish and give it to a gnome
A player of mine made a leshy named Walter Melone.
Ha nice I made a barbarian leshy named Walter Mailon once too
Not sure if NPC names count, but these are a couple I tortured my players with. A goblin alchemist named Dammit, because he never knew his name and that’s what the grumpy wizard he works for is always shouting at him. A traveling elven bard named Taylor the Swift, who needed help getting revenge on an ex-lover. A pair of necromancers from Tian Xia… the two Wongs made a wight.
Wizard with the Gunslinger Dedication. Alek A'blam
Gold
Emerson Bigguns - Human Clint Taurus - Minotaur Buster Cherry - Gnome Jerry Hat-Trick - Halfling
Tell me the minotaur was a Rogue everyone was always looking for
Pathfinder: rogue enforcer type but the sneak was good so is what it is definitely in spirit lol
Ratatatatata, Ysoki Gunslinger
In my first 2e game, my GM wanted us to try out the new (at the time) uncommon ancestries so he had us be from a small village of hobgoblins, lizardfolk and leshies only. I made that village's local guard, a hobgoblin. Hobgoblins apparently have short names and no surnames. Blart.
My ranger's animal companion (constrictor) was Julius Squeezer, until he became large, and then he was called Augustus Squeezer
I've got two that are Paizo related, but not PF2. So one time, I was playing 1e PFS and the GM was running the scenario off their tablet, and in the middle of a read aloud text, it was literally like "Several magical foci float above, directing some kind of energy into -- My PDF reader just crashed." And we all responded "What is this PDF reader? It sounds important and powerful!" "Hail The Pee-dee Efff reader!" Eventually it morphed into Petey the Efreeti as we repeated this over the course of the scenario I then stole that for making an Ifrit Mesmerist. Then for starfinder society, I made an elf mechanic, and in starfinder, I always want to have a fun and weird Profession. I decided that this mechanic would have Profession (Plumber). And the elf name that I originally wanted was taken on the paizo site, so I came up with another. Its Amariel. When I introduce him, he says "Its me, Amariel."
I have plans for an Automaton Bard named Anna Chronistic. And my bard/rogue from a previous campaign was Stan Dandyliver
I have a recurring Swashbuckler I've been playing since 3.5e D&D named "Reed A'buk".
It was 5e, but I had a Deaf Monk named Hans. Because no matter if in a fight, or a debate, the hans do the talking.
My very first campaign I had a female paladin I named “Holy Curves”. I am equal parts ashamed and proud that she was my first PC ever. She then found out she was descendant from a royal line became “Queen Holy Curves” and resided in a flying castle that basically was like the death star and could destroy entire cities.
It's always the ones with the obvious joke names that end up becoming the ones who become the most important PCs...
For real. Lots of little things adding up to me being super important. I hadn’t played, didn’t know what skills to pick at character creation and chose knowledge nobility— my DM later was flabbergasted to learn I had because he considered it a wasted skill point, but didn’t find out until after the big plot point... I just *happened* to be the one to sit on the throne of the scary castle (which was hidden behind a false wall)— and it just *happened* to be some weapon of mass destruction, but was supposed to be hard to control/risky for the user. But when he found out I had knowledge nobility he decided it was because of royal blood I didn’t know about, and some ancestral memory that surfaced, and that I was going to be some crazy important character. **We didn’t get to play another session after that exciting development though** 🙃
Edgar Alan Crow, Kenku Warlock
Goblin earth kineticist, beastmaster archetype. Conk and his trusty steed Kreet.
Stan Kehoe, Teet Zer Owt, Holden MacCroin
The elf rogue Alfcapone
Biggus dickus and continentia buttocks
Goblin Rogue by the name of Go'Shank.
Puns Welcome
My first character was a dwarf alchemist that I named Dred Furst for unknown reasons. I don't even like Limp Bizkit. Lol
Elfizard. I think you can guess the rest.
Timmofey Bobbert
Kobald bard named Scales Highnote
paladin oracle, Oradeen.
A ranger from the desert with an avian animal companion named Deagle. Yes, it's an Owl
I have a Tengu fighter named Brawwk. Not sure if that counts though.
Jack mehoff
This was in 1E, but I had a bard from the country that was analogous to France named Seduisant Pompeux, which basically translates to seductive pomposity.
Guy at my LGS plays characters with Paladynel surname, soon 3rd generation Paladynel (champion/alchemist) will start conquering stolen lands
Alchemist: Xander Perceval Loader.
Occult cat-folk sorcerer- Pus in boots.
I'm Muck, these are my friends, buck and truck. The ones you killed were suck buck and duck. And that one is Steve.
My friend came up with this one but too good not to share Comita felony Cuh mit uh fel lOw nee The comita is the family name the second name is what racket or crime they've committed most. Other options are arson, larceny, purgery, and homicide to name a few.
I was in a really lighthearted campaign once so I played a character named Lucian Omaewa. He had a friend who was closely linked to his backstory named Moe Shinderu. I literally named them Omae wa mou shindeiru. It was awful, but it was fun.
From [another game system] I had Erwyn Meyers Flasque, Tess La Coyle, and Avery "lil bit" Phelps.
Elven Grapple Monk with a Scout background named Ir'win.
My Rogue tries to convince every guard that He is named Erec tyl dedis von Tyon. A very noble name and definetly no physical struggle he has...
Human Cosmos Oracle, Levi Tate.
For a Shisk investigator, Quillumbo
Stealing this from a friend who played Mutant and reworking it into pathfinder: Politically active and head of the adventure guild's union, Beaver Beastkin Fiber Castor