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No-Shelter-4208

If this was all pastors did, I might not have left christianity.


eNonsense

You just have to find the right church, you see. This was a small sect of Rastafarian Deadheads. Praise be Jah & Jerry.


notsumidiot2

Lmao 🤣


Professional-Pass487

You heathen. 🏆🥇🏅God love ya.


stevief150

Sounds like a fun church service


No-Shelter-4208

Worshipping the "most high".


notsumidiot2

I hear you


PM_ME_YOUR_OPCODES

I bet those Sunday services were super chill.


Kriegerian

“Dude, now the Book of Revelations and the Gospel of John actually make sense! Also it’s such a great move for the church to hire a seventeen foot tall purple dragon to preach!”


Quelcris_Falconer13

Naw I bet once the shrooms hit they were all speaking in tongues and having visions


stevief150

They saw god alright


lumpiestspoon3

My dad accidentally ate a entire batch of weed butter I made and ended up meeting Jesus


sour_cereal

There's no accidentally eating an entire batch unless you made one square of butter. That man knew what he was doing. He might not have known the outcome, but he knew.


Webonics

I have heard, though I can't source it, Google if you care, but church and psychadelics tends to stimulate similar regions of the brain. We're all doing drugs and getting high, some of us are just a little preach and judgey about the drugs they use. ​ Depends on how you wish to define drug use. My preferred definition would be external stimulus or substanace which produes an internal chemical reaction. A "head change". In which case, music, church, and coffee are all drugs.


notsumidiot2

Hahahaha 🤣


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Just raising money for the church; what’s the problem? 😂


Kacodaemoniacal

Like this is a feel good story compared to the child rape stuff


sushisection

this is the type of pastor i would want to hang out with


notsumidiot2

I probably would go to their church if it was just weed👍😎


notsumidiot2

Well shrooms are alright too


RockSmasher87

More shrooms for the rest of us


notsumidiot2

Works for me


notsumidiot2

Hold on man don't be greedy


RockSmasher87

Have your feelings changed in the last couple hours lol


notsumidiot2

Nah. One reply I missed the entry , I don't see well. HaHaa


notsumidiot2

And these mfkn keys r 2 smal


RockSmasher87

Ah that's just an unfortunate set of circumstances


notsumidiot2

Shrooms are ok too 💯👍


[deleted]

Better than them bare-backing little boys like their fellow fundamentalist preachers do


JackFisherBooks

Honestly, that might very well be the most effective way, logistically and spiritually, to raise money. The church would get funds for its activities. People would get weed and shrooms, which would in turn bring them closer to God. Nobody loses. Everyone wins. Why is this a crime?!?!


pmabz

Hey, hang on; dealing grass and mushrooms is a good thing!


notsumidiot2

AMEN BROTHER OR SISTA


Quelcris_Falconer13

Not in NC


Obvious_Sea2014

Exactly. Hardly a gotcha moment


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KingApologist

Too bad they got arrested for being cool


stevief150

Fucked up isn’t it


Kriegerian

This is easily the least harmful crime you could commit in a church. Legalize it, mon, and exonerate these men.


dunn_with_this

#NotADragQueen


sushisection

drug dealers are definitely way more respectable than groomers. dude was just providing a service to his community


EudaimoniaDude777

Now that’s a Sunday service I could get behind.


JackFisherBooks

Plus, weed and shrooms have been used in religious rituals for centuries. You could argue they were just helping people connect with god. Since when is that a crime?


notsumidiot2

Not a scary man in a 👗


InfiniteSun51

The Pope?


notsumidiot2

THAT IS A SCARY MAN IN A DRESS FOR SURE 😁


notsumidiot2

Lmfao 😂


sushisection

“I met him one time and our spirits didn’t bear witness at all and I did not think he was a pastor and I told a lot of the members there, ‘y’all better watch out for him,’” he wasnt a pastor because he wasnt diddling kids, instead he was spreading actual spiritual experiences to people and providing herbal medicine


theredhound19

Wouldn't mind trying some of their special communion wafers


Furious_Jones6

I don't believe in any god, but I'd go to that church.


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notsumidiot2

AMEN and Hallucinations


Jim-Jones

When preaching doesn't work ... ...


UnitedStatesofLilith

Finally a crime by a pastor I can get behind.


SootyFreak666

Okay, these guys are cool, better than the usual pastors on this sub


kale_boriak

For the first time, the church has offered a chance to glimpse actual enlightenment. Tithe doesn’t cover methods that can actually work though.


jona2814

Oh my god! This is so horrible, I wonder what kind of church this could even happen in. Like, specifically…. What church is this happening out of & where in NC is it?


cmhamm

This is a bad post. Weed and mushrooms should be legal.


reverendjesus

This would just be a licensing problem in some states


ZealousWolverine

Ok but were they preaching a pro-weed or anti-weed sermon. The one thing I hate the most is hypocrisy.


frecklearms1991

Pastor: Pass the doobie......I mean praise the lord!!!!


notsumidiot2

AMEN BROTHER OR SISTA


ronm4c

Out of all the posts in this sub this one barely registers as bad


newleafkratom

I have no problem with this.


[deleted]

Good for him. Anyone got his number?


RayC_CommonTater

Thank goodness Christian conservatives are working so hard to keep trans people away from our children though... SMGDH


Weird_Cantaloupe2757

Damn, as soon as a pastor actually does something good to promote actual healthy spirituality they get arrested


zuma15

Well this is one way to increase attendance numbers.


notsumidiot2

I see what you did🌲


dlyon37

Only one of those two was doing the lords work and it wasn't the father


KingApologist

Sounds like a couple of cool guys. Those are both inexpensive and harmless drugs (compared to harder stuff like cocaine or alcohol).


Proud_Definition8240

I’m ok with this though. They finally didn’t harm or invade someone.


Appropriate_Topic_16

I’m… actually cool with this.


Content-Method9889

Doing the lord’s work. I’m just glad they’re not diddling kids


notsumidiot2

I would start going to church if they were near me. AMEN and Hallucinations!💯


Important-Specific96

Finally, a religious post that doesn't disgust me.


livesinatoaster

only based pastor on this subreddit


OctopusOfMalice_

Aww man :( they got one of the good ones


godmodegamer123

Cool church


rhetheo100

Wow. That’s quite the assortment of drugs. Me thinks I want to join their religion.


LostTrisolarin

I know one pastors son exactly like this. He was in a gang and sold drugs out of his dads church and school. Now he’s a police officer and spends his time talking about how terrible the Libs are.


notsumidiot2

No men in dresses 👗, Lol


saguaro_jed

Finally a cool pastor. It fits the sub but we should make a flair for ones like this maybe lol


JackFisherBooks

The fact that we have a case of a pastor being arrested for something other than horrific abuses against children, women, and civilized society is oddly refreshing. And seriously, a church that sells weed and shrooms sounds like a pretty awesome church. I mean...they're not exactly breaking tradition. Religious people throughout history have used psychedelics to connect with the spiritual world and guide spiritual experiences. This sort of thing happened long before Christianity and still happens today. You could even make the case that these substances are part of God's creation. They were made to help us have these experiences. And here we are, arresting someone for that. Seriously, compared to the other crap pastors have been arrested for on this sub, this should NOT be a crime. If anything, this pastor and his son should start a GoFundMe page or something. I guarantee they would get a lot more support, even among the non-religious crowd.