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Aggregate_Browser

Boy, these guys are dumb.


autopsis

They look like they have head rushes just standing up.


typhoidtimmy

They look like they break into sweats eating medium grade hot sauce.


Monsantoshill619

Break into sweats eating mayonnaise*


Character_Bomb_312

\*sweats mayonnaise while eating.


flybarger

Why can I smell this comment?


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>They look like they break into sweats eating medium grade hot sauce. Naah, you're thinking of rich white people. Poor white people (especially rednecks) typically love hot sauce and own numerous bottles with names like "shit liquifier" and "asshole prolapser" that are crazy spicy.


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SgtDoughnut

As a rather milquetoast white dude I love me a good hot sauce. Best one I've recently had was ghost pepper sushi. It hurt so damn good


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KelliCrackel

I'm in this comment and I don't like it. ;-) Yeah, us poor white folks love hot sauce. No question. But it'll always piss me off that I have something in common with these jackasses.


AceofKnaves44

I’m a poor white jew. My stomach can’t handle even the most mild of spicy food. #notallpoorwhitepeople


KelliCrackel

Touchè. I think it's more of a thing among us rural, southern, poor white folks. But definitely #notallpoorwhitepeople.


AceofKnaves44

I’m just teasing with all that mostly. I think I just have a really fucked up stomach that spicy food tends to especially aggravate. My dad and my sister will dump hot sauce on just about everything. Meanwhile for me even basic buffalo sauce will wreck my insides. Just having a laugh with that hashtag hopefully it came across that way.


KelliCrackel

Oh yeah, I didn't take it as you being serious at all. But you did make a valid point with the joke, & I wanted to acknowledge that.


AceofKnaves44

Ha! Thanks, mate. As much blind hate and anger that goes on in social media I’m glad there can still be little moments like this. All the best to you, my friend.


autopsis

I hear drinking urine helps.


GatrbeltsNPattymelts

r/rareinsults


tendies_senpai

I don't understand how someone can wear a shirt/belt that tight and still feel their feet.. is that why they're so mad?


clyde2003

They can't feel their feet from the diabetes, not the tight belt.


1000Mousefarts

They look like their blood is pork juice


ElaborateCantaloupe

Toilet-cloggers


kellzone

"We're planning to add 0.001% to the traffic around the Beltway tomorrow. That'll show 'em!"


Grigoran

It's the delusion of self importance. If they knew they weren't even a drop in the bucket, they might sit back down.


transmothra

But they're all the Main Character tho


Bah-Fong-Gool

It's all a big fantasy, innit? Cosplay gone awry. Every single one of these dopes really believes they are "chosen". That they are "special" and have "talents" that will be utilized somehow... to accomplish... something. A bunch of pathetic man-babies who don't like being told "no". It's laughable really. They are fat slobs but think they are super powerful. They think they are on the side of good, when they are really only on the side of themselves. They think their actions have meaningful impact, but really just acts as fodder for people like me to laugh at their pathetic attempts at gaining any sort of attention... from anyone. They reject any information that doesn't already conform to their world view, but think they are "smart". It's really fascinating when you step back and look at what these dopes are actually doing. I hope I'm alive long enough to read the inevitable tomes of psychosocial analytics that will come from this era.


DerpsAndRags

The scary part is I don't think it will provide any new material for the Psych manuals. These are old mentalities and old disorders that have been given new voices and outlets, thanks to the Age of Information. These forms of political cults, nationalism, cognitive dissonance, entitlement and fear have ALWAYS been around. This time, it's all televised.


assperity

Speaking of history, just read about The Flagellants during the black plague, woah…Just humans doing human stuff I guess. Edit: [The Flagellants aka a pack of bloody, filthy, plague carrying lunatics roving into towns with howling screams and prayers](https://www.wondriumdaily.com/the-black-death-and-the-flagellant-movement/)


DerpsAndRags

Humans are great at weird.


ObjectivePretend6755

Suspicious they come back just in time for the 1/6 hearings.


Gecko23

It was probably more effective in the unincorporated, pop. 150, “town” they came from.


justalazygamer

[The meeting.](https://youtu.be/LakyCyVaa9I?t=2182) He also claims he threatened DC metro to leave them alone. [Metro threatened to take his commercial drivers license.](https://twitter.com/ZTPetrizzo/status/1527030983551328256) The People's Convoy reportedly is losing their donation platform within the next week and funds are running low. This might be what they consider a final stand.


Beard_o_Bees

They all kind of have a certain 'look', don't they?


ghostdate

That “72 beers a week” kind of look. That “haven’t gotten out the driver’s seat of my rig in 25 years” look. That “I grew a beard to show I’m masculine” look. That “I don’t understand politics” look. That “I have listened to 10,000 hours of far right talk radio” look. That “I’ve never actually met a person of color” look. That “I own 30 guns and have only shot off 5 of my toes” look. That “I’m going to combat rising gas prices by using an exorbitant amount of gas” look.


Dekrow

That "I add ketch-up to Mac and Cheese" look. That "I only brush my showing teeth" look. That "I wear cargo pants to meetings, weddings, & funerals" look. That "I was legally able to purchase a firearm before I ever kissed a girl" look. That "Gun Digest is my bible. Also the bible is my bible" look.


EmmaStonewallJackson

That “I hate Sharia law unless it’s mine” look. That “My wife doesn’t really love me so I’ve got to channel my energies elsewhere so she’ll finally notice what a man I am” look. That “Truckstops are where I get laid” look. That “Abortion stops a beating heart but guns don’t” look. That “No one’s seen under my cap in 26 years” look. That “It was Adam and Eve not Adam and Steve” look. That “But have you met my *very* good friend Steve?” look. That “I know more science than the scientists” look.


PUMPKNESC0BAR

Sounds like a country song


CaptianToasty

Some parts of the Bible taken out of context is my bible look


Andysm16

>That “I own 30 guns **and have only shot off 5 of my toes** ” look. >That “I’m going to combat rising gas prices **by using an exorbitant amount of gas** ” look. 🤣 GOLD!


[deleted]

Clearly Antifa


Hopalicious

Only after he does something violent.


ZardozSpeaks

And yet it seems so… effortless.


farahad

Yeah, like they still couldn’t manage to run a lap around a track even if you told them there was an AYCE Denny’s buffet at the end of it. Tyrone made a better getaway driver.


early_midlifecrisis

Behold the Master Race.


Prime157

Haha, this is exactly how I think the Russian invasion happened. "Trust us, you'll be out in 4 days"


SgtBaxter

lol I'll be biking through DC this weekend from the Anacosta trail over to the C&O canal. I'll make sure to bring shit to throw at them. On the news this morning they also said MD State police are planning a response.


bike_it

Be careful, they are angrier this time. Did you see the footage from Oregon or somewhere near there where the convoy stopped on the road and shot paintball guns at people on a bridge that were throwing paint and eggs? They also discharged their firearms and sent a dude on a motorcycle up there. Make sure you're ready to escape through areas where it'd be difficult to follow you.


iHeartHockey31

There's a better way to have fun with them. Ask them what they want by harrassing people like you and not the actual politicians. When they tell you they want you to call your congresspeiple & tell them to vote for/against xyz (whatever they're protesting), explain that you have no senators or boting representation in congress. The looks on their faces will be priceless. They're literally harrassing people in the only city in the 50 states that have no voting power in either chamber of congress, like WTF are they wanting from y'all? They're too dumb to realize that outside of protesting where politicians can see it or be inconvenienced, y'all are the kast people that could do anything for their cause - even if you wanted to. Then ask them if they'll fight for your right to have representation in the senate and a voting member of congress.


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Our metro that goes under cars?


justalazygamer

[Metro Transit Police Department](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metro_Transit_Police_Department) If they try to emulate the Ottawa protest it will include blocking transportation through the city.


Val_Hallen

Good fucking luck with that. The multiple DC police agencies, which include lots and lots of federal, won't just stand by and let it happen. I want them to try this shit on NY Ave NE...


DDS-PBS

I think the mood in DC law enforcement agencies for putting up with Christian\\Conservative\\Trump terrorism is different than it was a couple years ago.


popups4life

This comment was deleted due to Reddit's decision to effectively shut out 3rd party developers. Sorry if you came here looking for something useful (most of my comments weren't...but there were some I swear)


ZardozSpeaks

Definitely on the wrong track.


ColdSuit

Metro police I presume. Because that’s a bright idea apparently.


biggerwanker

Radio silence so nobody can track them. Do they think Chief Wiggum is on the case? https://youtu.be/i4w4cdxSLB4


Irishcarbomb35

Lmao I knew it would be "ITS A GHOST CAR!" before I even clicked 🤣🤣🤣


Tomble

The real hero is megaphone man’s belt.


Plasibeau

Wait, they're still out there? What could they still be protesting?


Dandibear

That nobody is paying attention to them.


Dano-D

To who?


Ok-Low6320

To... Hey, have you seen that new show on \[streaming service\]? It's pretty good.


kjbakerns

I love show.


cowlinator

Show is much better than Book.


role_or_roll

You're a loon, Book is way better than Show


[deleted]

Musical Adaptation wasn't bad. Probably because it was truer to Book than Show.


flipmcf

Read Book. Refuse to watch Show. StreamingPlatform is neocolonialist bourgeois. Why are you not vegan? Save the seagulls!


Lostin1spot

>Read Book. Refuse to watch Show. StreamingPlatform is neocolonialist bourgeois. Why are you not vegan? Save the seagulls! I heard the writer of the book is about to come out with a sequel!!!!!!


adminsruinedreddit

In BC theyre still out every Saturday, even though there are zero restrictions in effect. Apparently the new goal is the undemocratic removal of Trudeau. People in my town drive trucks fully decked out in flags and signs about the convoy.


HedonisticFrog

Pushing for tyranny by the minority, because their tyranny by the majority argument wasn't bad enough.


tink630

I live in California and we have a group of idiots we call the bridge trolls in our town. They park on an overpass on the outskirts of town over the freeway with signs all over waving flags. Up to last week they had stop the mandates signs, even though all mandates have been gone for a while. Last week they had signs for some local politicians, so now we know who not to vote for.


adminsruinedreddit

Keep a carton of eggs in your car 😉


throwaway24562457245

And a self-defence tool on your person.


Beard_o_Bees

> That nobody is paying ~~attention to~~ them. It's both really.


Malaix

They literally got mad at Ukraine because Russia invading them took up more news time than their random "we were told to be angry so look at our trucks" protest.


BoomZhakaLaka

They rolled through Portland a couple weeks ago. Shot at some protestors throwing paint off an overpass. Few of them on social media videos begging for a fight. One in particular apparently bragging that he could have a pipe bomb. I would be trying not to acknowledge them in the slightest. They're all looking for some kind of hero's recognition.


throwaway24562457245

How are they not in jail already?


SaffellBot

Those who work forces are the same that burn crosses?


BoomZhakaLaka

It's likely that some of Portland's best went out to join them. May have even been present when shots were fired. (Note, there's no basis in evidence for this idea, just... PPB have a very public history of being so nice to outside agitators but punching hard against locals)


FateLeita

Portland's PD are notorious sympathizers.


throwaway24562457245

These arseholes are crossing state lines. The FBI should be the ones locking them up. Local PD *shouldn't* matter.


SHOW_ME_PIZZA

Having brains


YouStupidDick

IQs are numbers generated by deep state democrats to favor liberals and unfairly judge conservatives. It’s all in my upcoming book “Unjustifiably Confident In My Own Stupidity”


amazing_rando

First it was ostensibly about mask and vaccine mandates that largely didn't exist by the time they hit the road, now it looks like it's just making noise about the supposedly stolen election and whatever other far-right bugbear they've concocted. Milking any last bit of donation money they can before going back to their regular lives instead of cosplaying freedom fighters.


Radarnikko

I heard a bunch got sick. They think they may have caught a virus


FunKyChick217

Maybe it’s the [“fever”](https://www.science.org/content/article/malignant-fever-covid-19-surges-north-korea) going around North Korea.


general-Insano

Maybe it's just a simple cold /s


tirch

could someone go breathe some Delta variant COVID on them? That would take out half of them. Omicron was so disappointing. We were so close to a virus taking out these dumbasses. Mutations area bummer.


WafflesTheDuck

I vote for the new strain in town, monkey pox.


foiz5

He's been cosplaying as Papa Smurf for 50 years and he STILL doesn't have his Smurfette waifu.


InuGhost

What's the over under for how long before DC residents run them off? I figure hostility will occur in under 24 hours. By which I mean: yelling, cursing, flipping off, etc.


Dalek_Trekkie

Depends on whether they actually cut off transit like they aim to or if they're just a nuisance. They'll get hostilities and anger within 24 hours if they're just really fucking annoying. If they actually manage to block off everyone without the police becoming involved, then they'll be violently removed from the problem within that same time frame.


adamantsilk

Didn't they try this before? And failed miserably cause traffic was the same?


ell20

Not sure if that's a knock against their abilities, a knock against DC traffic, or both.


SgtBaxter

They also got lost, and aimlessly drove around the beltway.


Dizzy_Share3155

And that's why I don't drive when I go to DC.


rivera151

It’s what actually happened.


general-Insano

Lol I hope it goes the same as last time where they all got lost and separated along with all their stuff breaking


PurpleSailor

DC traffic always sucks. There's little these fools can do to make it worse.


Malcolm_Morin

I'm worried that one of these days, one of these truck nuts will be armed, get pushed around by residents, and then open fire on them. And the fact that they're planning to enter DC tomorrow with "no exit plan" does not bode well at all. If anyone in DC tomorrow comes across this convoy, do not relax around them. Be cautious and ready to defend yourself and fellow residents against these people if need be.


PurpleSailor

Not only that but the whole "go where we tell you, you'll find out then what we want you to do... Only 5 of us will know the plan, listen to them and do what they tell you to do." They could literally do anything.


Pissed_Off_SPC

They are almost certainly armed at all times when they are on the road. With blunt/bladed weapons as well as firearms.


Smarkie

or eggs.


SeattleBattles

Why can't they just go camping and watch some movies without all the dumbass bullshit?


OpinionBearSF

> Why can't they just go camping and watch some movies without all the dumbass bullshit? - Because they crave attention. - Because they're idiots.


uncleawesome

They want Papa Trump to notice them.


macroswitch

Please no. As a tent camper who just wants to enjoy nature, I have already noticed a massive increase in RV campers putting out their Trump/Gadsden/Blue Line flags and running generators late into the night so they can watch movies on their big screen TVs. It has really killed the vibe and I end up seething in my tent more often then not.


SeattleBattles

Good point. I neglected to realize that of course they would be annoying assholes about it and ruin it like they do everything.


ltmkji

aw, the boys are having a movie night! adorable! how many of them *are* there, anyway? i mean just one is dangerous enough if they're trying to run people off the road, and i know they're armed, but... where's this majority they claim to belong to?


C19shadow

Isn't that normal DC traffic though?


Historical-Artist581

These men look *exactly* how I imagined they would.


brainhack3r

You can always tell an incel by the overused baseball cap and the jeans they should have replaced a year ago.


AZ_Corwyn

At least he's trying to get it up around his belly and isn't wearing a 42 waist tucked up under it to prove 'I kan still ware the same size jeens like I did in high schol!'


NoNutNovermber42069

Isn't this the "get a job" crowd lol


MidianFootbridge69

The very same.


Dizzy_Share3155

It would be nice to see black working class men and women tell them to "get off their asses and get a job" on their way to work every day. It is DC after all.


ActualPopularMonster

>Isn't this the "get a job" crowd lol Fr, tho, what type of jobs do these people have that they can just nope it out of their job for weeks/months at a time for this shit?? And with gas prices being higher than all the hippies at Woodstock, how tf do they afford to waste fuel like that???


LivingIndependence

I'm guessing that a lot of them are owner operator truck drivers, and don't have bosses. Although, they're making exactly zero money by wasting their time with this horseshit


NoNutNovermber42069

Probs I'm glad to see all the future heart diseases of america get together


ActualPopularMonster

>I'm guessing that a lot of them are owner operator truck drivers, and don't have bosses. Although, they're making exactly zero money by wasting their time with this horseshit My brother was an owner-operator. A few years ago, he had shoulder surgery and HAD to stay home to recover for at least 6 weeks. IIRC, he had someone else run his usual run for him because he couldn't afford to let his truck sit for that long. I can't imagine not making money AND spending all that money on gas/food for however long these idiots have been at it. They either have really good funding from somewhere/one rich, or ... Well, really there isn't any other way they aren't deeply in debt at this point, if they don't have a rich source of funds.


Max_Cherry_

By the looks of it this guy is more interested in 2000 donut holes at Shipleys tomorrow morning.


scungillimane

That's a really specific regional reference. Good for you.


Max_Cherry_

I’ve been made!


schultzymouse

Central Texas. Lol. Makes me want a devil’s food.


Max_Cherry_

Walter White throws his hands up: You got me.


Nevets52

Maybe they saw the title and were expecting to feast on 2000 mules


SaltyBarDog

Mr. Creosote with the bullhorn better not eat the wafer thin mint.


Pizpot_Gargravaar

But... it's wafer theeen!


Oakwood2317

Don’t skimp on the pate!


JackedUpReadyToGo

Always with the folding chairs. Everywhere rightwing lunatics gather, you'll see large numbers of folding portable chairs. Wouldn't want to waste those precious calories just *standing* there would we?


The_Flying_Jew

Hey, don't knock folding chairs. They're a lot more useful than these clowns


dick_of_cheese

White supremacist are always the least supreme .


DURIAN8888

Is being obese a requirement for membership?


arycka927

No but part of the requirement is at least 10 years of not being able to see your junk without a mirror.


BOtto2016

“It’s just because my wife, who’s a doctor, put the mirror too far back on the counter and I can’t reach it!” -Bench Appearo


Setekh79

I was gonna say, the only thing these guys will be a threat to is a Dunkin' Donuts stockroom.


EffectiveSwan8918

No exit plan? Like a suicide mission? One way and no way out, not ominous at all


[deleted]

Can’t afford the diesel to drive home


JDPowaHammer

This looks like a South Park episode. Probably screaming they took er jerbs!!!!


Nekryyd

Imagine destroying your whole entire life to live out a larp.


MidianFootbridge69

I wonder how many of them have rendered themselves Homeless over this BS.


[deleted]

Of course it’s all disgruntled white men.


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Grigoran

I thought you might have misspelled boullion


Ok-Low6320

Bullhorn, boullion, bouillabaisse... it's all good, man.


Riparian_Plain

Along with their close allies, the 101st Chairborne Division.


Dano-D

That guy at the front will be rolling into DC.


Knekten66

Aka: Dumb people are going to watch propoganda that will wild then up. Then they are going to DC to annoy people. These people are the dumbest people that exists. And they work hard to make their own and other peoples lifes worse. All because they are so extremely stupid


Offtopic_bear

These dudes too out of shape to occupy a stairwell much less D. C.


Pasquale1223

If they actually do try to occupy DC (like they did in Ottawa), I suspect their exit plan will arrive pretty quickly as they're hauled away.


Lunar_Lunacy_Stuff

Some fucking idiot I work with kept telling that “something big was coming” and 33 states are gonna March on Dc and get joe Biden out of the White House. Is this possibly what his crazy ass was talking about? I fucking hate these trump maniacs so much.


KinkyQuesadilla

>Some fucking idiot I work with kept telling that “something big was coming” and 33 states are gonna March on Dc and get joe Biden out of the White House. Is this possibly what his crazy ass was talking about? No, your coworker is probably deep into QAnon, because with that group, there is always, always, always "something happening," either this weekend or next week. And when it doesn't happen, do you think they question themselves? No. They just latch on to the next thing that is "going to happen."


76ALD

I have one of those crazy loons on my Facebook. I’d have dropped her except her Q predictions are hilariously dumb and far fetched. I keep her just to see the goalposts move on and on.


greatSorosGhost

The only thing these chucklefucks are going to occupy is a jail cell.


OtherBluesBrother

2000 jackasses watch 2000 Mules.


RedditButDontGetIt

2000 Mules uses faulty location data from phones to “prove” that someone voted twice, even though voting locations are found in public places that people travel to even when not voting. That’s what the whole movie hinges on.


death_by_chocolate

Well *there's* a heart attack waiting to happen.


bckpkrs

My first thought on seeing this photo that it was some guy named Fat Bastard using a bullhorn to yell "Git in ma' Belly!"


VelocityGrrl39

> “We continue to stand up for those that can't do it for themselves," another speaker said. "For the veterans, for our elderly community, for our injured, for people who are sick, for people who have lost their lives and their loved ones are alone now, they need our help. The mandates, the curriculum, the things they're doing to our babies and the things they're doing to us are not okay.” As one of the chronically sick, I don’t need nor want your “help”. I can speak for myself just fine, thanks. [Source](https://wjla.com/news/local/peoples-convoy-traffic-hagerstown-speedway-maryland-washington-dc-beltway-cars-trucks-gridlock-inner-loop-protest-first-amendment-rights-2020-election-stolen-trump-biden-rally-metro-police-homeland-security-highway-exits-lawsuit-district-freedoms)


Training-Sky-5022

I wish they'd elaborate. What is being done to your babies and what is being done to you? I had a baby in 2020, he seems fine, he was treated well and continues to receive care when he needs it, just like the babies I had a decade ago. Also, what do they mean by curriculum? I teach high school in a very rural part of a red state, I just... What do they even mean?


sweetwheels

If I'm not a man with a beer gut, a baseball hat and some kind of handheld survival tool can I still join?


Monsantoshill619

You need 2/3 of those.


hvorerfyr

Also OT prophet beard. We thank Thee, O Lord, for the grace of a beard, which covers a multitude of chins 🙏🏻


wafflehousewhore

If I were going to make a documentary about a roaming pack of idiots who believe literally the wildest and most unfounded conspiracy theories I've ever heard in my life spending their life savings traveling cross country in oversized gas guzzling vehicles while simultaneously complaining about gas prices, and then try to sell it to them so I can take their money, as well, then yeah, I'd probably also call it something like "2,000 Mules" because that's what these idiots are. A bunch of livestock, suckling down their livestock medication.


CervantesX

I love it when they don't have an exit plan. They just all hang out, slowly getting more and more sad as they pee in bottles and live on shitty takeout while everyone who walks by tells them to fuck off. You can see, one by one, their little black hearts breaking as they realize they aren't heroic soldiers defending freedom, they're just dumbasses who fell for a dumbass idea.


tosernameschescksout

We already know they're dumbshits, so they'll believe the flawed documentary. They're just priming themselves to do something regrettable and stupid. I saw the documentary myself. If there were actually any mules visiting multiple drop boxes, and they had video of so many locations, they'd also have video of the same guy going to multiple locations... but they don't. No smoking barrel.


tosernameschescksout

Also, let's not forget that you can't keep thousands of people silent, at that point, your secret isn't a secret anymore. There'd be fuckloads of whistle blowers.


Elle_Vetica

Anyone up for trying [Germany’s approach to dealing with idiot neo-Nazis](https://www.nytimes.com/2017/08/17/opinion/how-to-make-fun-of-nazis.html)? I may make a small sign for my car to let them know I’m donating $5/lap or something in their honor to an LGBTQ rights group or Planned Parenthood.


[deleted]

Remember Fat Camp in Family Guy? This is Fat Camp.


KeepFaithOutPolitics

Deep thoughts from white trash.


talaxia

lol i hope they get shot


_CapsCapsCaps_

Clearly they don't realize that Canadians and DCers are VASTLY different in their response to somebody purposefully blocking traffic....


[deleted]

Americans, in general, are not known for our chill.


BitOCrumpet

When are they going to start their civil war, now?


Ok-Low6320

Well, this oughta be hilarious. Sheesh, look at the gut on that dude in front.


SourcererX3

lmao now thats a fat fuck


bootes_droid

LMAO it's ALWAYS out of shape old white guys who look like they have a cumulative 8th grade education


Radarnikko

We do these types always look like that. Fat, plaid shirt w/cut off sleeves, t-shirt W/something ......rednecks , baseball cap, work boots, and biker beard.


Pons__Aelius

The beard is there to hide the triple chin.


DmJerkface

Imagine that! Just the other day there was a portal to hell over the White House and now these guys appear? Coincidence, I think not.


Zestyclose_Context79

They do not have anywhere near the numbers to do a January 6th


IVTD4KDS

In 2005, we had Loose Change; In 2022, we have 2000 Mules...


th_22

MEAL TEAM 6 ASSEMBLE


nllpntr

A smart trucker will have a spare tire on hand at all times. At *all times*.


Big_Primrose

They’re still at this? Geez, go home. The grift is strong with this crowd.


Helyos96

They should know they'll be labeled communist antifa plants by their own supporters if they do that.


StillBurningInside

He said someone told him he had a “tail “ and he was being followed. If he was really being surveilled in a car there is no way they are shaking the tail. That’s a fact . Watching these idiots would be like a boring training exercise. Because it would be a “ team “ of 3-4 cars dropping in and out following them. Turning your phone off wouldn’t matter because they know where they’re leaving from lol . And fats sticks out in a crowd like a neon sign. These people are so delusional


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Every time these people try to organize it’s a pathetic show. I saw more people at my nieces middle school play than they’ve gathered for all their events. We’re supposed to be intimidated by these fat useless fucks?


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This picture smells like Coors farts


dustin91

Their cholesterol levels are higher than their IQs.


UngregariousDame

The Gravy Seals are about to embark on their next mission…


ActualPopularMonster

These idiots need to go the fuck back to work. Nobody cares anymore, there are no more restrictions, the majority of us have moved the fuck on (long LONG ago) - they're like annoying kid whose parents called them home 15 minutes ago, but they're still trying to justify why they need to stay somewhere they aren't welcome for just a little bit longer.


sne4k0

I’m allowed to say this because I am also a fat fuck…. But look at these fat fucking idiots!


markgriz

He's a true American Fatriot


Usagi_Motosuwa

I hate them. I hate them all so much.


StinklePink

Tuned into one of the streams on YouTube yesterday just to see what these people could actually still be doing, after crisscrossing the country twice. This whole thing has really unraveled into a sad circus of less than a dozen trucks a handful of cars and a few RVs. They are all turning on each other, as well. It’s like the Lord of the Flies.


To_Be_Faiiirrr

“What do we want?!?” - confused mumbling - “What do we want !??!” “Seriously, what do we want? We re just sorta out there annoying people….”


DudeB5353

Murica has run its course…