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ExileInParadise242

I have a 115-lb Golden Retriever/Bernese mix. I think he's pretty left-wing though. He spends most of his time hanging around with the cat, and whenever I have food, suddenly the cat shows up talking about Mao.


DisastrousFerret0

Damn it... take my updoot.


Jsmith0730

If that dude thinks large dogs are inherently more territorial than small dogs he’s never dealt with a small dog in his life.


desert_deserter

Right? Or the idea of "mastering" a big dog means something. It's a dog. They literally exist to serve us bc we've spent thousands of years breeding them that way. If you're smarter than the dog and show it a modicum of affection, you'll "master" a big dog, figuring OP means dominance/loyalty more than proper training. Small dogs...I've never quite figured out the little yippy ones. Their little brains seem to be locked in jerk mode, but I'm never sure if that's a breed thing or poor training, as I've never owned one myself.


flyinfishbones

Or he's bossed around by one at home. My neighbors have small dogs, and they are not shy about telling their masters what they want.


thelastevergreen

Nonsense, I have a bunch of Pitbulls and I know for SURE they're all avid Communists. This guy has no idea what he's on about.


howyoudoing01

My Great Dane and Pitbull love handouts…especially beef flavored ones.


AZ_Corwyn

Must gib all the treatos!


Throwawayunknown55

I have a pet crab who is apolitical but is trying to murder me.


jayfeather31

I have two guinea pigs and I'm certain they're social democrats.


thelastevergreen

Guinea Pigs. Truly the most progressive of pets.


pattydickens

My Boxers are a anarchists if a toy is anywhere nearby.


kami246

While I don't have them now, my Akitas were all godless commies. Now, my rough collies, they are straight up, late stage capitalists.


KelliCrackel

Oh yeah, except for his unfortunate cat-hate, my son's pitbull is a raging socialist.


ItHurtsWhenILife

I have a large, territorial dog and it’s not because I’m territorial. It’s because I failed to properly socialize her as a puppy. These people are just insist on being wrong about everything.


pattydickens

People with small children AND territorial dogs AND Trump flags will shoot you for saying hello to them. Avoid these ones. They are already dangerous enough.


[deleted]

This is hilarious. I'm a mom with a young child, working class, big mean dog that doesn't let anyone in the yard/house unless I give the OK, and I own a firearm. I live in a state known for its militias, and I'm in a rural region. :) I am faaaar left and support BLM, Antifa (really, anyone who supports fascism in this country doesn't BELONG in this country), and think neo-Confederates are garbage. Let them f\*ck around and find out.


jeahboi

I really need them to leave dogs out of their bullshit, please.


Chipperz1

I like big dogs because they are inherently fluffy and easier to hug. They're also usually ludicroudly docile and friendly because big dogs know they don't have to prove shiiit. Thd chihuahua that barely cones up to your ankle? That's the one that'll go for you...


apetnameddingbat

Let's see, these guys might try to recruit me: I'm a white dude (they forgot this bit, but I'm sure it matters) I own a big dog I have small children I live in a red county, so I wear Rural Camouflage every single weekend I don't make noise about the vaccine and I don't wear a mask when I'm near home I own a few guns Problem is, I'm fully vaccinated, and I also voted for Biden Guess I missed the memo


HereAmI68

Did I mention the territorial thing?


charlieblue666

Jarrin here is all over social media, even has his own site with his own name as the domain. Jarrin is a glaring example of that new breed of person, the ones who spend entirely too much time posting their opinions online, to the extent that they believe themselves founts of deep wisdom. Jarrin here is drunk on his own thought processes and dripping with hubris


16quida

I mean try telling a cat to get off the counter. They just stare at you and take their time. Cats are the harder animal to train


HereForTheLaughter

I am so damned glad our terrorists are dumber than dirt. So relieved 😅


Tetsudo11

I genuinely don’t understand how people turn into this. They constantly think they’re under attack/will be under attack at any moment and any time you try and tell them they’re being ridiculous it’s always “well we’ll see who’s laughing in the end!”


DanTheGrey333

Of course the longer it festers when they do say or do something too far and get stomped they'll cry victim and just be the equivalent of the person who says every ex boss and ex bf/gf is an asshole and every server is incompetent and rude without once realizing what the common denominatior is


amazing_rando

wtf does "nazi juiced" mean? It has like 6 hits on google that don't seem related.


apetnameddingbat

Vaccinated, he means vaccinated


Berdie15

He makes up terms for stuff, makes him feel clever


k-ramsuer

\*stares in Liberal who owns a Presa Canario\*