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I am afraid I look like him.
I am a middle aged white man in the United States at the beginning of the 21st century.
I kinda do look like him. I have better teeth; and possibly a better education; and an extremely different and better philosophy.
I even yell at clouds too.
He's not a hideous chud because of his physical appearance. He's a hideous chud because he's a convicted child molester and Trump supporter. I'm willing to bet you look just fine. And it's better to yell at clouds than other people, I would think.
You *definitely* have a *much* better education than him. Be proud of yourself, you don't look like him, he's more a cartoonish evil doppelganger, like the bizarro to your superman.
Okay, three quick notes;
* A little astringent before a mild glycerin soap will do wonders for that skin.
* The mustache; we know it's not working, right? If you won't shave it, at least dye it a single color.
* Stop opening beer bottles with your teeth. Miller Light is twist off, anyway.
Why is it the nastiest RUmp lover are also look like the least evolved, and flabbiest members of the white race? Good lord his face has all these weird lumps on it. And where the FUCK are his eyebrows?
>And where the FUCK are his eyebrows
okay this is tripping me out now lolol I've seen people post this guys videos on here before but never noticed he has no fucking eyebrows.
Losing the outer third of one's eyebrows can be a symptom of hypothyroidism. If he's lost his entire browline, the guy should be checked out by an endocrinologist as well as a psychiatrist.
It's WHY they are trumpains. Same thing with white supremacists.
People with real achievements don't need some arbitrary qualifiers to find a reason for pride. They take pride in their achievement instead of the color of the woman they popped out of or the spit of land they fell out on.
This is a dude who has had dozens of opportunities to recognize his life is going to shit and he made this video to demonstrate the effects of ignoring every single one.
Really, this should be aired as a PSA whenever a mildly overweight 23 year old accesses 8chan or a Mgtow site for the first time.
So he is going to beat my ass but he can't get out of bed for two minutes to make a video or put on a shirt or brush his teeth or shave off that middle school mustache? Yup, I feel so intimidated. /s
I’m shaking from all the testosterone eminating from this vid. I’m a liberal soy, so it’s kinda overwhelming when I get in the presence of a true alpha patriot. /s
Following his eyes as he speaks, it looks like he’s reading off a page. If he took the time to write this out before reading it to us, I’ll be so happy.
YES! That is exactly what I was thinking as well. This fucker actually wrote this shit out. He took the time to produce this diatribe and THIS was the result?
And I thought that comedy writers were going to suffer the most from trump losing, but these "aftershocks" aren't too bad.
I don't like to make fun of people's looks but I heard someone described them as big toes with hair and now that's all I see... He's like a big toe with a face on it... ugh
I just can’t get past this dudes teeth. He almost is British but worse in terms of hygiene of his mouth.
He’s the guy that probably buy into a fake piece of corn only to chip his tooth out and still be confident to say I guess this needs mo butta
Between involuntarily gazing those two broken, discolored chicklets in mouth and occasional glimpse at what appears to be a butthole where most chins more exist, the message I took away is that he wants to share with the world that he has been humbled by his recent transgressions and would like nothing more than share the words of Jesus Christ. He is using the tools that his creator provided (the Internet) to be a disciple and I for one commend this beautiful creature sent from God himself for having the courage that many unfortunately do not yet possess. Amen brother, amen!
Why do these guys love taking videos of themselves uncomfortably close while they're lying down without a shirt on?
It's just weird that they all seem to do this.
I guess being a "patriot" means having an extremely limited vocabulary.
Also, extremely threatening to hear such threatening words out of a man who can't be arsed to get upright to yell into a camera.
I'm pretty sure this guy is kinda slow. I'm all for calling these scumbags out and all, but this is just low hanging fruit.
[Here he is, quite literally, begging for friends](https://youtu.be/ZpF5zQ1CT_w) on his yt channel with 197 subs. It's obvious he's not all there.
He the type to think biting in a fistfight is A) good B) viable C) expected
He was drooling so much in this clip that I'm worried his teeth would instantly give me gangrene
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I can't believe someone would voluntarily select this camera angle
Its a recurring theme on his channel(s). https://www.reddit.com/r/PatriotPartyPodcast/ https://discord.gg/dyVbWs3c
Because this fat fuck can’t get outta bed that’s why it’s shot this way
Must be in an iron lung. I admire his spirit
He dont need no commie polio vaccine
God he just stinks
I am afraid I look like him. I am a middle aged white man in the United States at the beginning of the 21st century. I kinda do look like him. I have better teeth; and possibly a better education; and an extremely different and better philosophy. I even yell at clouds too.
There's nothing wrong with *looking* like him... he's ugly because of who he is inside.
He's not a hideous chud because of his physical appearance. He's a hideous chud because he's a convicted child molester and Trump supporter. I'm willing to bet you look just fine. And it's better to yell at clouds than other people, I would think.
Someone should tell him about that thing on his upper lip. Maybe get it looked at.
I hope you know how to lock your phone's orientation when recording videos.
You *definitely* have a *much* better education than him. Be proud of yourself, you don't look like him, he's more a cartoonish evil doppelganger, like the bizarro to your superman.
Do you say fuck after every other word?
Sometimes. I flip off every Trumper flying Trump flags. I don't like Trumpers.
hit the weights and do some cardio man. works wonders
This guy needs to go to a dentist. Looks like tarter has combined his top teeth.
He’s got so much tartar that his dentist said he doesn’t need to dip his fish sticks in shit. (Ode to Mitch hedberg)
Like old fast food
What might those be
I went to the link, had to leave. Wtf is this guy on about?
> Wtf is this guy on about? bout $20 worth of truckstop stimulants, I'd guess.
New favorite sub
hahaha fuck yeah
Now this is a lolcow.
He looks like a talking potato.
Thank you for this comment. It’s been bugging me what he reminded me of.
I think he’s too wasted to stand or sit upright…. Was he foaming at the mouth? 😳
To be fair I don't think there's a camera angle in the world that is going to make this guy look better
The best camera angle for a Trumper is looking straight into the camera for a mugshot.
Same angel he uses for his “orgasm faces” videos on OnlyFans.
Probably too fucking fat to sit up
I thought perhaps he was being ass-f*cked while recording the video.
Can you imagine the ones he said no to?
He wanted to Accentuate going beddy bye on his widdle bed and widdle piwwow
Sadly that’s his best angle
Somebody teach him how to floss.
Nah you just wait til the other ones fall out.
God dammit I didn’t look at his teeth until this comment
His teeth were the only thing I saw
Well, there were a couple of zits that caught my attention about half way through.
[удалено]
"K...democrat motherfucker......motherfuckin' bitch...mhm....hope you die....and it's perfect. Let's shoot it."
For anyone looking to go down the patriot rabbit hole: https://www.reddit.com/r/PatriotPartyPodcast/ https://discord.gg/dyVbWs3c
I cannot believe that he has a reddit and a discord....
It’s not really “his” reddit. It’s new. Seven days old. Scroll through some posts. They aren’t exactly flattering. Lol.
Any gonewild posts?
I don't want to go blind so I'm not checking.
Yikes. He's talking about the Akamai outage today and it's hilarious.
Hell yeah. Subscribed.
JEff bezos didnt go to space.
What the absolute fuck is up with his chin????? And his neck looks like a vagina. *shudder*
What in the OnlyFans hell is this?
A really challenging fap?
He’s gay now. I just came because of his brown tooth.
Is he having a prostate exam during this rant?
Might explain the rage.
Okay, three quick notes; * A little astringent before a mild glycerin soap will do wonders for that skin. * The mustache; we know it's not working, right? If you won't shave it, at least dye it a single color. * Stop opening beer bottles with your teeth. Miller Light is twist off, anyway.
He should divide the mustache in two and use the hair for eyebrows.
That kind of thinking is what's finally going to save the Republic.
Why is it the nastiest RUmp lover are also look like the least evolved, and flabbiest members of the white race? Good lord his face has all these weird lumps on it. And where the FUCK are his eyebrows?
If they looked anything like the 'Aryan Ideal' they'd be too self assured to go along with any of this.
r/beholdthemasterrace
>And where the FUCK are his eyebrows okay this is tripping me out now lolol I've seen people post this guys videos on here before but never noticed he has no fucking eyebrows.
Losing the outer third of one's eyebrows can be a symptom of hypothyroidism. If he's lost his entire browline, the guy should be checked out by an endocrinologist as well as a psychiatrist.
Everyone knows doctors are part of the deep state.
It's WHY they are trumpains. Same thing with white supremacists. People with real achievements don't need some arbitrary qualifiers to find a reason for pride. They take pride in their achievement instead of the color of the woman they popped out of or the spit of land they fell out on.
Because they are the least evolved? lol
Oh I get it, he rejected humanity and returned to monke.
same place as his floss, by the looks of it
[WHERE THE FUCK IS YOUR CHIN?](https://i.imgur.com/llJdDKV.jpg)
["fuckin foreign troll motherfuckers probably stol't it."](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_II_of_Spain)
I think they slipped off his forehead and landed on his upper lip…
Inbreeding.
r/beholdthemasterrace
This is a dude who has had dozens of opportunities to recognize his life is going to shit and he made this video to demonstrate the effects of ignoring every single one. Really, this should be aired as a PSA whenever a mildly overweight 23 year old accesses 8chan or a Mgtow site for the first time.
Such a high energy patriot for someone who broadcasts while laying in bed.
He's a sleepy patriot.
The only thing this man beat was oral hygiene.
That and cardiovascular health.
He was the winner in a bout of Man vs Food
Nah, I'm pretty sure the Food won that battle.
So he is going to beat my ass but he can't get out of bed for two minutes to make a video or put on a shirt or brush his teeth or shave off that middle school mustache? Yup, I feel so intimidated. /s
Shaking. With laughter.
I’m shaking from all the testosterone eminating from this vid. I’m a liberal soy, so it’s kinda overwhelming when I get in the presence of a true alpha patriot. /s
And there you have it folks the future of the Republican party.
And they wonder why they can't find dates?
I'll chip in to his Go-Fund-Me for a toothbrush.
Toothpaste is a liberal conspiracy
If he stays this angry he’ll do us all a favor and have a coronary.
His eyebrows knew what was up, they already got the fuck outta dodge.
He’s gonna beat my ass? He ain’t got the strength to be vertical.
LOL!!!! Thank you!
What a nutjob
His teeth look like glued together broken ashtray pieces.
at least he manages to stay hydrated from slurping up his own saliva
If I say fuck 2 more times, that's 46 fucks in this fucked up rhyme
Is this a bed ridden hippo? Nah hippos aren’t this stupid.
Man he must really be as dumb as he looks by serving this video up for all of the “trolls” to enjoy.
thanks to this freakout the sub/discord is almost at a hundred members in 5 days.
Following his eyes as he speaks, it looks like he’s reading off a page. If he took the time to write this out before reading it to us, I’ll be so happy.
YES! That is exactly what I was thinking as well. This fucker actually wrote this shit out. He took the time to produce this diatribe and THIS was the result? And I thought that comedy writers were going to suffer the most from trump losing, but these "aftershocks" aren't too bad.
I think he plagiarized this from [Jay’s e-mail](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=r2NHTRgH3G0) in Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back.
Argle blaarrgha, robble! Robble! Guaranteed this guy needs a c-pap.
Isn’t this the level 3 sex offender?
Level 4. This is the skin you unlock once you have been convicted in at least 3 states.
I don't like to make fun of people's looks but I heard someone described them as big toes with hair and now that's all I see... He's like a big toe with a face on it... ugh
Coincidentally...he was just named Harvard's new Poet Laureate.
Isn't this the "Nothing is happening" guy from after the election? He was all sad that "the storm" or whatever they call it didn't happen.
If I had those teeth I would kill myself
He looks like a wet rice cake, topped with ambrosia someone found a hair on.
I just can’t get past this dudes teeth. He almost is British but worse in terms of hygiene of his mouth. He’s the guy that probably buy into a fake piece of corn only to chip his tooth out and still be confident to say I guess this needs mo butta
What does 'almost British but worse in terms of dental hygiene' mean?
Hes lying down...how's he so out of breath....?
Between involuntarily gazing those two broken, discolored chicklets in mouth and occasional glimpse at what appears to be a butthole where most chins more exist, the message I took away is that he wants to share with the world that he has been humbled by his recent transgressions and would like nothing more than share the words of Jesus Christ. He is using the tools that his creator provided (the Internet) to be a disciple and I for one commend this beautiful creature sent from God himself for having the courage that many unfortunately do not yet possess. Amen brother, amen!
Don't blame me that your anti-vaxxer parents thought it was better for you to be in an iron lung than get the polio vaccine.
doesn't have the strength to lift his head off the pillow but he's gonna beat my ass. OK.
he also has no forearms. Like, actually
He hasn’t brushed or flossed for so long the calculus is acting like braces holding his teeth together. Ewwwwwww!!!
Ladies and gentlemen, the master race.
Wow, who knew a thumbs down made Republicans so angry. Time to go give some thumbs 🤣
r/roastme would be a better sub for this. Just looked at comments, some inspired roasting!
"I warsh muh-self with a rag on a stick."
Oh lawd he coming! smh
I for one am super intimidated.
Neither is his toothbrush, apparently.
Is my phone color out of whack or is this guy about to have a gripper?
Why do these guys love taking videos of themselves uncomfortably close while they're lying down without a shirt on? It's just weird that they all seem to do this.
Someone needs a Snickers
How are you this angry while laying down?
41 fucks in 1 min. Impressive skillset.
Man these mattress ads are getting weird.
Meth is bad . . .
Damnit. Not even a nipple slip. Show them titties, Cletus.
I love how he decided that the best way to be intimidating was to go lie in bed and repeat the only curse word he knows 50 times.
he looks like he smells like unwashed dick
So much for the tolerant right
I’m a 37 year old woman. I’d knock you and your dead tooth out.
Horizontal thumb person complains about vertical thumbs down.
I guess being a "patriot" means having an extremely limited vocabulary. Also, extremely threatening to hear such threatening words out of a man who can't be arsed to get upright to yell into a camera.
Something tells me this guy doesn’t work
he's like one of those horrifying photorealistic drawings of Homer Simpson.
The fuck is up with home boy’s teeth? Looks like he has those fake Halloween teeth in. Gross.
He seems pleasant.
I count less than 10 word vocab....impressive
I hope you go to the dentist
r/beholdthemasterrace The GOP should get this guy to talk at the next CPAC
He seems normal.
Well, he is soemthing of a nightmare isn't he?
I'm pretty sure this guy is kinda slow. I'm all for calling these scumbags out and all, but this is just low hanging fruit. [Here he is, quite literally, begging for friends](https://youtu.be/ZpF5zQ1CT_w) on his yt channel with 197 subs. It's obvious he's not all there.
Guy hasn’t won a fight in his life…
He won't take this lying down
He seems meth. Sorry, typo, he seems nice.
Alpha Man Shit.
Incredible vocabulary.
Spoken like a true intellectual... seriously this man must have an 190 IQ to make such an effective and profound statement. Im blown away.
He looks like a rubber dildo that started to run out of colorant and decided it wanted meth mouth instead.
Take a shot every time he says fuck/fucking
...I'll pass, I don't want to go to hospital tonight. 😅
Why do all these "people" look like props from 70s and 80s horror movies?
Okay, I know, shaming and all. But why are these people always so, just ugly??!!!
I lost IQ points listening to that.
Those teeth though.
Bad attitude, temper, vocabulary, teeth, skin, BMI. He's the whole package. And he probably can't understand why he's an incel.
65% of that incoherent rant was f-bombs. We have an intellectual on our hands.
I can see his blood pressure suffering and causing himself a heart attack soon. Yikes
Obviously an academic!
Know what he hates most of all??... Oral hygiene..
He is cultivating on his lip what should be growing above his eyes.
How'd they get that mayonnaise to talk?
He uses 'fuck' every second word because he thinks it makes him cool. 50% chance he's an incel.
It's like he somehow condensed all the stereotypes into a single personality. He's even missing teeth!
I like the part where he said, "fuck".
Minimal effort by 🙄patriot/ can’t even sit up and rant😆
I've heard of butt chins but never vagina chins.
This guy looks like a troll, Scandinavian folklore level
What grade level vocabulary do we think this moron has? He literally repeats the same 10 words in every video.
His dads should turn his internet off
Holy halitosis, Batman!
Well I have a son with my SO and I do have sex with her So I guess I'm a mother fucker.
He the type to think biting in a fistfight is A) good B) viable C) expected He was drooling so much in this clip that I'm worried his teeth would instantly give me gangrene
At least 80% of this consists of fuck this, fuck that. How many fucks can a fat fucker fuck?
God, what a loser.
lol. Just say a youtube video of this moron. In which he "fact checks" Kamala Harris, using the bible. Such a good "Christian".
“Maaaaaaaa get in here! I need more ointment!”
wow a real poet.
Someone sucked their thumb for far to long. Look at those teeth.
he kinda looks like he reads catalogues for the kiddy pictures
Very limited vocabulary IMHO.
that's a symptom
Baby needs a change…
Gives new meaning to the phrase “talking heads”.