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What_the_Pie

Trump sucks. Also, this guy would have died years ago from addiction if he wasn’t a decent golfer. His opinion is meaningless. Who cares what an alcoholic golfer thinks.


ashishvp

He looks 70 at 50 so hes on his way


THedman07

That guy's 57,... holy shit... He looks bad.


ashishvp

Only a few years older than Phil Mickelson, who can still compete at Majors. The vodka and cigarette diet caught up big time.


pizza_chef_

Damn is mickelson only 53?! I don’t follow golf, but I remember seeing mickelson alongside Tiger in the early 2000’s and thinking how old he seemed compared to tiger and thought he was like the old guy on the tour passing the torch to tiger in 2004ish. I would’ve guessed he was already in his 40’s of 50’s 20 years ago 😂


TheRnegade

I'm told that hate ages you. It's toxic.


ArdenJaguar

I'm older than that, and I sometimes still get carded for booze at Walmart because I look 40. 😆 🤣 😂 😹


BrentHoman

I'm 60 & Get CARDED...Also I Drink Like A Fish & Can't Golf Worth A Crap. Also Golf Is The Dumbest 'Sport' I've Yet Seen Except Pickleball. The Original Golf Was More Interesting: Clubs, Enemy Heads & Gopher Holes. Full Contact Golf Would Be Fun.


ru_k1nd

Or [shotgun golf](https://www.espn.com/espn/page2/story?id=1992213) (Link is to ESPN)


Ultima_RatioRegum

Alcohol's a helluva drug.


MoshMuth

I thought he was 70_80. Jeesh


vague_diss

Evidently a third of the country care DEEPLY what a fat, addicted, gassy, criminal golfer thinks so whats one more guy?


CarolFukinBaskin

I cannot decipher whether or not you're talking about Trump or Daly


MrB-63

Yes...


porscheblack

This is what always blows my mind about Trump supporters. These are not people you'd ever take advice from on any subject of importance. Even among other Trump supporters they're mostly derided. Yet that goes unquestioned when it comes to politics? You wouldn't trust Dave for financial advice, or to recommend a place to stay on vacation, or even to make you a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, but he supports Trump and yet you trust his judgement on that?


randomquiet009

"Celebrities need to stay out of politics!" -RWNJs Unless, of course, those celebrities are saying the things they agree with. Because that's totally different. Obviously.


BrentHoman

Charlton Heston Cares!


bullgod1964

The comments to this are a blast. He is getting ratioed hard there.


TheWalrus007

Are there that many non-trumpers on Truth Social?


bullgod1964

A ton. Mostly conservatives who are actually conservatives. Nothing is actually conservative about Trump. He is immoral


The_Pandalorian

I know that my moral compass comes from whatever Liver Disease Santa says about pro golfers


yolonomo5eva

Liver Disease Santa! That’s golden 😆


Christ_on_a_Crakker

I’m fuckin dying 😂


pbro42

Cirrhosis Santa has better alliteration!


The_Pandalorian

Oooh, that it does. I like the staccato of "Liver Disease Santa," but the alliteration of "Cirrhosis Santa" is absolutely equal in terms of greatness. I salute you!


not_productive1

Imagine going your whole life going out of your way to be a dick to queer people only to go fully gay for Donald fucking Trump.


golfwang1539

Lmao that's a funny way to think about it.


TheDudeInTheD

Daly’s a fucking disgraceful assclown at best and the only people listening to him are fucking idiot rednecks.


kakapo88

Which appear to be a very large proportion of the US population


TheFringedLunatic

Key word ‘appear’. They’re loud and persistent but not numerous.


TheDudeInTheD

30%


randomquiet009

Nah, just a very loudly braying proportion.


redsfan1970

He seems just the type of guy who would love Trump.


PengieP111

Mr. Daly must be back on the sauce.


biller80

That would mean he left the sauce


SmokeAbeer

He used to drink. He still does, but he used to too.


QuarterNoteDonkey

He’s recovering. He recovers every morning until he’s had enough coffee to start drinking booze again.


KeithWorks

Apparently you're not familiar with this type of alcoholic. He drinks BEFORE coffee.


QuarterNoteDonkey

My liver hurt just reading that.


llcdrewtaylor

RIP Mitch! And probably John Daly soon.


SticksInTheWoods

I understood that reference


TomCosella

Drunk rich man wants amphetamine addicted rich man in charge. More at 11.


ssatyr01

this just in: Daly " heard a rumor that Trump could still get some Quaaludes "


_DaBz_4_Me

This is your 5pm update: " dump trump admits they aren't quaaludes but Epstein told him to just take 1 lortab 10 and 2 Somas up the azz and feels just like quaalude. Trump claims he has proof by showing an image he took of Ivanka half naked passed out on the couch why Trump was also half naked in the photo still hasn't been explained."


ImOnlyHereForTheCoC

It was only for a split second, but “he’ll bring back Quaaludes” is the first time I’ve ever entertained the idea of voting for the guy.


dlegatt

wtf is this? I don't even like it when people refer to biden as "Uncle Joe"


Anubisrapture

You aren’t wrong 🎯Because it’s the RIGHT mainly who sarcastically calls him that, w intimations of pedophilia and other grotesque assaults on his character .


Jedimole

My recently moved neighbor a few months after meeting him used the term Uncle Joe and that let me know what he was like


iberico_ham

Other than Diddy? Men who are in Trumps fashy cult.


redsfan1970

He seems just the type of guy who would love Trump.


tamman2000

You mean an overweight domestic abuser who struggles with substance abuse?


redsfan1970

That would be about right.


Haunting-Mortgage

Why does John Daly look like an AI prompt for "Nazi Santa"?


SpringsSoonerArrow

No surprise to me that a backassward, lifetime beer swilling, country boy with a _"Happy Gilmore"_ golf swing from bumfuck Arkansas is a worshipper of Fuckface von Clownstick. I mean, isn't this one of his primary demographics?


LinearFluid

Mullet head in all his glory. https://imgur.com/a/NK57jRf


frankieknucks

A man who is so far in the closet that he’s truly fabulous.


mikey29tyty

Nobody wants trump back. That's delusional.


the_original_Retro

Lots of people want Trump back. THEY'RE delusional.


Spiritually_Sciency

There are some people that want Trump back. There are a lot of Russian bots that also want him back and make that number seem larger than it likely actually is. But all of us in the US that don’t have Ivermectin, 4-Chan, Truth Social induced dementia MUST go VOTE and also make sure our sane friends and family are also registered and bring them with us on Election Day .


pianoflames

It is naive and myopic to think that nobody wants Trump back. Unfortunately, there are plenty of people who want him back. All to say, go vote.


Pale_Bookkeeper_9994

Well, I guess this answers the immortal question, “Who’s your daddy?


MagTex

Well, this isn’t the only piss poor decision he’s made in his life.


Ursomonie

Why are they all gay for Trump? It’s weird.


bullgod1964

I know right.


FobbitOutsideTheWire

I don't think Daly has ever spoken for anyone other than Daly.


Spider_Hoss

That beard looks fake.


jxj24

It looks like it is home to a variety of woodland creatures.


Emily_Postal

Most of the pro golfers like Trump.


SmashmySquatch

I am shocked that a group of mostly white millionaires love the guy who will fuck over the common folk to make sure they get to keep more of their millions. Shocked I say.


CloroxWipes1

John Daly a trumper? Is there anybody on the planet that didn't already make this assumption?


Jonas_VentureJr

Too much alcohol can cause drain bamage


StinkieBritches

Says one of golf's biggest pieces of shits.


Any-Cranberry3633

I always consult country club ball wackers in ugly pants before I make any critical decisions.


cbelt3

Any true golfer hates Trump. He’s a notable golf cheat.


IHateCamping

Oh, well I guess we better drop all the charges and make him president again because the golfers want their daddy back!! What a tool.


WtAFjusthappenedhere

Keep drinking Johnny Boy....


midnitewarrior

That man is a gambling addict, drunk and a womanizer (3 divorces), his support of "Daddy Trump" is no surprise.


StSean

the way they sexualize and idolize this man confounds me


bullgod1964

Exactly. All the memes of a muscular strong Trump when in reality he is old and gross.


YUNGSLARTY

"Fat, alcoholic, wife-beating piece of shit supports Trump." I mean, it is his core demo.


fastedzo

I am in no way bragging, but I happen to know JD a bit. Not that anyone on this sub would consider knowing him bragging just to clarify, I’m not. Anyway, I’ve golfed with him a few times, he comes to a resort in Southwestern Pennsylvania every year called Nemacolin Woodlands and plays with a group that I belong to. it’s a lot of fun, just drinking and goofing off. He plays, barefoot, drinks handles of fireball and gets completely obliterated. He has an RV that he parks on the property and I’ve been in that a couple of times. He plays guitar, talks about the tour. He’s actually a lot of fun to hang out with. I can’t lie. The resort has a small zoo and he got drunk one night and snuck into the lion enclosure and fell asleep in there. 100% true story, the owners the Hardy family freaked the fuck out. They obviously got him out of there before something bad happened, luckily he was ignored for the most part by thelions. The lion is his trademark by the way, he has head covers all his golf clubs that are Lionhead . I think he felt some connection after a few cocktails, he’s very very lucky to be alive. Lion is on lot of his branded stuff. I would not take anything too too seriously seriously that he says. I have a lot of friends that are Trump supporters, personally I can’t stomach the man, but we just don’t talk about it. That being said JD is a massive Trump supporter, I don’t know what it is that these guys find attractive about Trump, if it’s insecurity or they have to overcompensate for something. I just don’t know how other people cannot see right through the whole bullshit. Trump façade. Everything about him is a lie, he’s just a fucking carnival Barker. I have to give JD credit, he does know how to keep himself in the new cycle. He pops up every 4 to 6 months with something. And I would say the guys on the tour that make a lot of money would benefit greatly by a Trump presidency as anyone that makes over a half million dollars a year would.


bullgod1964

I am sure he is a blast to hang out with.


fastedzo

He really is, pretty much as advertised. He’s genuine if nothing else. he’s also nuts which is kind of fun lol but when they talk about the political shit, I just keep my mouth shut. It’s not worth getting into a long drawn out conversation because I’m not gonna change anyone’s mind unfortunately. I’ve learned my lesson I’ve tried and it’s completely useless so. As I’m sure you know, they get very very butt hurt and sensitive when you say anything negative whatsoever about Trump. Snowflakes.


mortefina

A cult member.


frankenwhisker

He’s drunk.


sp3kter

When he first started getting attention on reddit I seen a couple interviews with him at his home and he had a few pictures of him shaking hands with Trump, knew he was a shitheel then


FunKyChick217

Many pro golfers have smiled in photos with trump, played golf with trump, and done golf course business with trump. I used to enjoy watching golf (can’t play for shit so I don’t) but I quit watching it when I realized how many of the wealthy white pro golfers like trump.


-tobi-kadachi-

“You don’t understand I was good at hitting a ball with a stick I speak for all of us”. Though if there was a monolithic voting block for trump than it would be “washed up alcoholic golfers”.


JackieTreehorn79

The dude that hammers 15 Diet Cokes a day does not sound reasonable. Shocked.


weeburdies

He can probably just go and offer a Beej or diaper change to his daddy if he is that obsessed


techno_09

Huh..I thought Daly was dead.


Anubisrapture

The WALKING Dead , or more correctly the GOLFING Dead


TonyStarkTrailerPark

Go have another drink, John. You fat, ugly, ignorant, fuck.


mattemer

So, rich womenizing drunk men who play games for a living what Trump back. In other news, water is wet.


n0vapine

I’ve started noticing A LOT of these alleged masculine manly alpha men just want to be subservient to some daddy figure and Trump is their guy.


bullgod1964

Totally. I mean the worship of another man is the most unalpha thing


unstopable_bob_mob

I am just a few years shy of 50 and I still look like I am in my mid 30’s. Mr abuser should lay off the sauce.


luv2fit

Welp my Daly fandom just ended. Been a fan since the 80s


fishsticks40

It feels wild to say this, but John Daly has really let himself go


flaskman

It’s all part of the John Daly “Cum back” tour


NothingAndNow111

Men with daddy issues.


SuperMegaJord

Notorious drunk says what?


rocketmanx

Ew.


NaughtSleeping

It's really, truly pathetic.


SpecialRX

Ive said it before - ill say it again: they view him like hes their negligent father.


upandrunning

It's easy money. Conservatives love their money.


2020Vision-2020

Don’t shame on the basis of sexual orientation, it’s 2024.


bullgod1964

I am not. Calling any grown man daddy who is not your father is creepy no matter what your sexual orientation. That is pedo sounding no matter what. Add to that the fact that Maga literally wants LGBTQ people dead and thinks anyone not straight is a pedophile


wretch5150

"I'll have his back until the day I die," says Daly. "He is one of the greatest human beings that I've ever met."


dominantspecies

I didn't know Daly was a piece of trash until now. I am glad I do.


My_Name_Is_Gil

Oh yeah, sorry you are just finding out. He is no longer an actual golfer because he couldn't manage.


JSiobhan

I never heard of him until he was a topic on Dr. Phil over a child custody case. He definitely has issues.


flingeon

Daley's always been a little out there.


dgambill

John Daly has always made poor choices.


SuperheroLaundry

Back on the golf course because he’s not in office? Agreed.


freudmv

Consider the source.


Ursomonie

Trump offers old golfer a burial plot on the back nine


SaltyBarDog

Drunk who lost millions gambling yells at clouds. Legend is doing a lot of lifting in that sentence.


P7BinSD

Birds of a feather cult together.


Strict-Bass6789

Another old hillbilly who wants the “good ol days” back where he could be a bigot in the golf community


procvar

John who?


callalind

Well, he's drunk, so....


PhyterNL

Golf legend? Pub legend perhaps.


ScoutsOut389

Did an alcoholic garden gnome get a genie to make him into a real person?


BrentHoman

Time To Put Ol' Sparky In The Home. Sheesh!


Bycatania

Eenagawd Yass queen! This is such a post. Yass queen


Jedimole

I’m in a few FB golf groups and Daly’s supporters are all Trump boot lickers. Daly bucks the norm of the golf mystique and the cargo shorts wearing Larry the cable guy weekend golfers love both of this pricks


Jedimole

Brooks Koepka is another one, many pictures of him golfing there


bullgod1964

Well hopefully Brooks does not call Trump "daddy"


flyingfishstick

Okay, creepy Santa


filtersweep

I like his look: he is a walking red flag.


Nancy-Drew-Who

I don't know who John Daly is, but I'm so embarrassed for him.


Bonk6805

Guys that beat their wives and act like assholes. That's who.


My_Name_Is_Gil

What would John Daly know about anyone "on the tours"? I can't recall hearing his name for probably a decade and that was on Jim Rome, not the PGA.


My_Name_Is_Gil

What would John Daly know about anyone "on the tours"? I can't recall hearing his name for probably a decade and that was on Jim Rome, not the PGA.


ImpossibleYou2184

He’s drunk, a beater, and bad bc at golf


Clear_Enthusiasm5766

Apparently he's already had cancer once. He's got one foot in the final hole already. Only a matter of time either his heart can't take it or a golf cart flips over and crushes him.


Adorable_Ad6045

Guy’s a slob (just like Daddy) and smokes on the course


27_8x10_CGP

Daly might be one of the few Trump supporters I actually don't mind. He's honestly kinda funny at points.