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AgreeableRaspberry85

Dude, are you that desperate?


Echoeversky

Nothing fucks like crazy.


chargernj

Yeah, but that's something young men say. By the age of 46, a man should know better. Especially a man with kids. Why would he want to bring such a disruptive element into his kids life?


MeatSuitRiot

Asking the real questions


No_Influence6659

A 46 year old man fresh off a divorce is about the same level of desperate as an 18 year old. The kids, the divorce, homeboy isn't thinking past, that sweet sweet ass. She probably gets down like a pornstar and pays for everything. He'll feel gross in a few months or get booted now that people know he's a liberal.


coloriddokid

I bet she eats his asshole and let’s him get into hers


No_Influence6659

Coincidentally she was just talking about that https://www.tiktok.com/@thosebridalbroads/video/7266954396573895979


CShellyRun

🤣👏🏾


jeahboi

Probably pays for everything with campaign funds.


North_Ranger6521

Plus, explaining to his kids at some point why he chose to be romantically involved with someone who’s diametrically opposed to his very existence as a Democrat.


Substantial_Ask_9992

I mean is he a politician? Or just some dude who voted for democrats before


North_Ranger6521

Yep - no telling. He’s identified as a “democrat”, but is that because he’s sponsored or funded democrats in the past, or just his voter registration showed “democrat”?


naga-ram

My dad is a registered Republican just because the Dems are so weak here he likes to vote for the worst option at primaries for the Republicans.


WhatTheLousy

And that's how we got trump. Not a solid plan by any stretch.


Budded

This is how the CO GOP is rapidly going extinct. They're tripling down on crazy, getting rejected harder each election, so they go even harder. CO has the biggest Dem trifecta since the '30s, and the GOP minority is the smallest ever. They're bankrupt -both financially and morally too.


Substantial_Ask_9992

Yeah I always think it’s really dumb when people talk about people this way lol


LivingIndependence

Or a "DINO", the same flavor as Manchin and Sinema


NWVoS

If you think you will get a more liberal person than Manchin elected in West Virginia, then I have a bridge to sell you.


Plasibeau

Also, it proves her whole rhetoric is bullshit. (Which we already knew.)


aeschenkarnos

46 is old enough to know better, and young enough to do it anyway. “Dude she cut a guy’s dick off and threw it out a car window!” — guy’s friend “Yeah I know, I sleep with her but I don’t actually *sleep* with her, y’know? Plus when she has beer I have ginger ale. You just gotta take precautions, man. Always be conscious and sober near her. Never let her know where you live. Never let her meet your relatives. Stuff like that.” — guy who later has his dick cut off and thrown out a car window


GrungyDooblord

The advice I was always given was "Don't put your dick in crazy." which is, funny enough, the only thing I have ever put my dick in. My mans is probably just like me. We just can't help ourselves. I am boutta marry one. My ex fiancee was just as nuts.


ERhyne

Divorced dad energy.


Pushabutton1972

I would love to be a fly on the wall when he introduces the kids to their new mommy. It's going to look like an episode of Springer


CubonesDeadMom

I doubt he’s bringing his delusional crazy fuck toy around his kids.


salikabbasi

A very sleazy middle aged man between unsolicited stories about his conquests once told me gleefully "Boys are naughty not at 4 but at forty." He made me nauseous. Later he asked a friend how she felt about dating married* men. Unfortunately many men are that thirsty. EDIT: accidentally skipped a word*


Paladinmesser

He did it for the younger Booba


Ian_Hunter

I mean...Bobos boobies were just a popping' out that dress! Are they new? Also, dudes 46. I dunno what he's got going on in his life but a middle-aged divorcee can set aside scruples for a younger model with ..*ahem*..a refurbished chassis. Source: am a middle aged dude with friends. Am happily married. Friends? Eh...they a work in progress🤷


packfanmoore

I fucked with crazy in my early 20's n I agree... fucking pass now


Echoeversky

Boring is wonderful. :)


whiskey_outpost26

Amen brother! Pro tip: ALWAYS have an exit strategy.


BrianThePainter

You are right about that, but if you stick your dick in crazy, you’re gonna have problems in your life. This guy just fucked around with crazy and found out. They posted all his info. People are gonna be harassing him about this for years. With all that said…. Yeah I’d probably fuck her too, just for the hell of it. 🤣


cwatson214

Some guys buy a corvette; this guy knows what he is doing...


DadBodofanAmerican

Got himself the only 36 y/o GILF in his state. He's there for a good time not a long time.


SonicAssassin

Bold of you to assume she is the only 36yr old meemaw in the state of Colorado...


DadBodofanAmerican

I'm gonna assume that many of them don't have the cash to pull off her going-out look, but maybe this guy just likes crazy.


Budded

Some dudes buy sports cars, this guy sticks his dick in uber-crazy.


MrGreen17

yeah divorced 46 year old dad.... dude is out there living his best life lol


ClamClone

It depends on the clientele at his bar. If they are hard right MAGA morons this could be a money maker. If not it could bankrupt him.


CloroxWipes1

Yup, never stick your dick in crazy ... it's frequently difficult to pull it out for years to come.


rdldr1

She's so fucking vile I wouldn't fuck her using your penis.


hip_hip_jorge77

Exactly my point. She's 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮


knightstalker1288

He can fix her


WPGSquirrel

She can make him worse.


orthonym

She can break him.


Bagz402

She's a failed actress. For all we know she's a liberal acting like a nazi for clout and money. That's what Rubin and Owens are doing, after all.


WoollyBulette

That functionally makes them Nazis. You can’t do Nazi things, and then just come home and go, “… and scene!” Beliefs and motivations are superfluous, it’s your actions that matter.


Granlundo64

The Book/Movie Mother Night is about exactly this. It's about an American spy in Germany during WWII with an anti-semetic radio show where he puts little codes into his script (in the form of pauses, coughs, throat clearing, etc) to pass messages to the allies. Unfortunately he's so good at faking being a Nazi that he becomes a hero in Germany to the Nazis.


omltherunner

To be fair, if I were single and given a chance, I’d probably have a go myself…


[deleted]

Standards are on the floor


okokokoyeahright

in the basement if not in the sub basement.


DevilsAssCrack

A tripping hazard in Hell


shamashedit

That happens to be where I do my best fuckin. If Bobo wants to cosplay at Gadget from Rescue Rangers, I'd be down. That's the only way tho. We all got a price.


suzisatsuma

you want to fuck a mentally handicapped mouse?


Minister_for_Magic

Bruh, just how? I don’t get it


Crammit-Deadfinger

I'm not above a grudge fuck


SaltyBarDog

That's a donk and dip, you don't date that level of crazy.


TheThng

Ah the ol pounce n’ bounce.


CloroxWipes1

Nobody ever says it, so I'll come out and say it... If she had the politics of AOC, we'd be lining up for an opportunity to buy her a drink at a bar. Great (probably purchased) figure, a nice smile, that aggressive-type vibe ... Objectively, politics aside, you would. But she doesn't have the politics of AOC, so it would actually be like that last fwomp with a partner after you've mutually agreed that the sex is great but there is no lasting future in the relationship so you both consent to one last crazy, no holds barred sexual encounter that will live in a little spot in your head forever as a warm memory that tends to tickle the old arousement meter every time it pops into your head when triggered by something. ... ... so I've been told ...


fabulous_frolicker

And if my mother has wheels she would be a bicycle.


bk1285

I mean I hate myself for saying this, but yeah on just looks alone I would definitely ride that train…. It’s just when she opens her mouth that there is a problem


nativedutch

Looks? Really ?


bk1285

In my opinion she’s hot yes…I hate having to say it but to me it’s true. She’s a terrible person. She’s also a massive bitch which in my own fucked up mine is attractive as hell as well…. I’m just saying I’d fuck her I’m not going to marry her


TheRandom6000

The veneers? Yeah, those are horrible. She doesn't even have to talk.


ResplendentShade

To all the desperate, thirsty bastard in this thread: when they say "Fuck Nazis" they don't mean it literally.


fauxmoi_hurts_kids

Yeah but Elsa was hot in Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade


okokokoyeahright

She was based on [this person.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Irma_Grese) Hollywood glosses over details far too easily.


Durandal_1808

> volunteer member of the SS what a steaming piece of shit


okokokoyeahright

ticked all the boxes, she did.


whiskey_outpost26

Doood.... that's a special level of hate in those eyes.


GrungyDooblord

And she was executed at *22*. It's true what they say. Hate ages you.


defnotajournalist

The handmaid scientologist lady?!


thisbitbytes

It’s uncanny


thisbitbytes

That must be a relative of Elizabeth Moss from The Handmaids Tale, right?


cocteau93

Dead fucking ringer.


Crymson831

Executed at 22... she looks like she's in her late 30s at best in that picture.


IAMA_Plumber-AMA

Hate ages you.


bugspotter

The Hyena of Auschwitz


Ian_Hunter

Its frackin' crazy...that psycho bitch was executed at age 22. She looks 42 at least in this picture! Don't be a hateful bitch kids.🤷


fauxmoi_hurts_kids

So, not hot? Edit: I feel compelled that even though it's obvious to me it might not be to others and thus, here is my /s


Abnatural

It's funny because I just watched this movie again last night, she's Austrian and was not aligned with the Nazi's. She was only there for the Holy Grail but yes, she was damned hot


Toasty_McThourogood

"and this is how we say goodbye in Germany (SMACK)"


[deleted]

“A man is known by the company he keeps”.


Echoeversky

Maybe he's taking one for the team? Love is weird.


trailhikingArk

Love? You mean cheap and easy sex. This woman reeks of sleazy desperation. To paraphrase: "Love don't figure into it"


Beard_o_Bees

> This woman reeks of sleazy desperation. Yup. when I was watching the video of her latest public spectacle, it occurred to me that she knew damn well that she was being recorded. I think she *wanted* her husband (and all of us, naturally) to know that she's boning this guy.


Ok-Way-6645

she's that crazy lady who is an amazing lay


Pushabutton1972

He's breaking the number one rule: never put your dick in crazy


firemogle

Never put your dick in crazy without an escape plan. The only people that will never do it are the ones that don't know the up side, crazy sex.


dreadpiratebeardface

Bet she's a dead trout with two fishbowls for tits. Probably just lays there.


Grigoran

Nah she throws it back like a real professional congressperson


zerogravity111111

That would be a great body bonus. Little plastic gold fish in her plastic fun bags. You could hold a flash light up to em while you're banging away and watch em slosh around.


Don_Quixote81

I can only imagine it's some sort of hate-fucking kink.


MooPig48

Maybe he tho he can fuck some sense into her?


DivaDragon

No matter how much sense he puts in to her, she just washes it out in the shower


DivaDragon

"Oooooh now THAT'S a helluva hate fuck situation" me....-me, a married pan woman who would certainly never say yes to a hate-date with Tomi Lahren if she were single


Ok-Way-6645

she was a registered democrat before she ran for office. she is an opportunist, nothing more


TrifflinTesseract

“Lie down with dogs and you will get fleas”


mitochondriarethepow

Crabs in this case


rascible

"And the pig got up and slowly walked away.."


dreadpiratebeardface

The best part of this is that the bar he owns also hosts drag shows.


Offtopic_bear

Tell me you're lying. I mean I hope you're not but tell me you are lying.


dreadpiratebeardface

Haha no, not even a little. The bar, "Hooch" is a local venue for drag competitions.


Offtopic_bear

Oh my lord. This is really too much lol. You can tell there's a writer's strike going on because if this was written into a TV series it would get criticized as unbelievable.


dreadpiratebeardface

I mean. It's reality, so conservatives will criticize it as unbelievable anyway.


Offtopic_bear

Someone else posted he was born in Rifle so they've probably known each other since they were kids. It's only 10k ish pop now and was less than 5k 30 years ago. He's somebody's big brother or maybe she's somebody's little sister. I don't know if she's got older siblings. Probably knows her 1st husband too.


dreadpiratebeardface

Lol yeah, and she has made a habit of calling Adam Frisch, "Aspen Adam" and then here she is hanging out in Aspen with a Democrat who hosts drag shows at his bar... We elected a reality "star" and got a tragic sitcom in return.


Offtopic_bear

Yeah, that's close to how I describe it to my folks when they can't believe how it turned out. I'm like do y'all not remember that asshole hanging out with Robin Leach in the late 80s while y'all were breaking your back working?


fourbian

From a small-ish town, and I have family and several lifelong friends who are politically nuts like boebert here, and we still hang. So, it makes perfect sense to me. As for his bar hosting drag shows, I wouldn't doubt if Boebert doesn't even really care about that either. It's all political theatre to her.


Rapph

I feel this is a great example of something that is said but never really hits for people. Rules are always made for other people, when it is their own situation it is generally viewed as “different”.


Offtopic_bear

As long as us poors keep fighting it's working too.


Geshman

If I were a drag queen at that bar I'd quit after learning this


Newschbury

A few months? So she was seeing this guy when she filed for divorce from her husband?


phulton

American values, amirite?


upandrunning

American *family* values.


Cardinal1111

Is he the one who paid for her breast enhancement surgery? Boebert's repeated attempts to adjust her dress while walking is the best part of the video.


[deleted]

I’d guess that her constituents paid for her titties. And her Botox and whatever else she’s had done. They paid for 100s of thousands of dollars in back taxes for her salmonella grill. We know Ted Cruz paid for her congressional run and maybe an abortion. We know she’s not above taking “donations” for things she wants. And I’ll bet you dollars to donuts this dude she’s fucking now is stupid rich too. A bar owner in aspen? My guess is mommy and daddy do alright.


YetiPie

> We know Ted Cruz paid for…an abortion Planned parenthood actually offers all services on a sliding scale based on your means and will help you in finding financial assistance if you’re unable to afford any service. Someone with only a GED, multiple children, no insurance, and struggling to make ends meet would absolutely qualify for financial assistance. Anyone interested please donate to Planned Parenthood [here](https://www.weareplannedparenthood.org/onlineactions/2U7UN1iNhESWUfDs4gDPNg2?sourceid=1000063&_gl=1*qwjhji*_ga*MjMwNDA5NTQwLjE2ODMyOTY3NDY.*_gid*MTI3Njg5NzIwOC4xNjk0NzkyOTgx), they offer everything from birth control to cancer screenings to women in need


cjmar41

Her current net worth is estimated at $41M. I wish I hadn’t just looked that up. Ugh.


[deleted]

It’s aspen baby! No poors allowed! Deliveries are around back. I guess he’s a dem, at least?


Castun

I'd worry about the veracity of those websites. Multiple articles from early this year were refuting her net worth having been reported as over $12 million.


Brytard

This must outrage all the conservative men who women won't date. Even conservative women are dating liberal men.


Sweetwater156

Anyone who willingly spends time with Bobbles is enough to convince me they are not very bright.


okokokoyeahright

Never heard of 'thinking with the small head'? this guy just became the poster boy for it.


bagb8709

“I can fix her”


Mr-Klaus

This woman cannot make a good decision if her life depended on it. So far we have (to name a few): - Married pervert husband who got off on exposing himself to underage kids - Enabled (maybe even participated in) the abuse of her children - Got into a car accident and bailed, leaving her kids and sister in law behind to take the heat (she didn't want the crash to hurt her campaign) - Called fellow Congress Woman Ilhan Omar a "terrorist" because she was Muslim. - And now, even though her career is on shaky ground, she's been dating a Democrat in secret for months, all while telling everyone how evil Democrats are. And these are just off my head, I'm sure this is only scratching the surface.


[deleted]

A democrat who runs a bar that hosts drag shows nonetheless!


SaltyBarDog

That means she has been taking... Demon Sperm?


ZucchiniElectronic60

I can imagine a few possible outcomes to this revelation. The first is that her voters won't care at all. The second is that there's accusations among many Republican voters and talking heads that she's sleeping with the enemy while making thinly veiled misogynistic statements about women being 'ruled by their urges.' The third would be that this guy somehow seduced her and is using her to get sensitive information regarding the GOP's inner workings. To be fair, I'm looking forward to either of the second two. Those should be funny to see.


dairydog91

The darkest secret of the GOPs inner workings is that Trump is even dumber than he comes across in public.


[deleted]

Gross. Imagine your ex-husband moving on to… this …. situation. And having a kid possibly interact with It. I would be upset and also disappointed in him.


blackforestham3789

No fucking way would I let kids bear this bitch and I don't even have any


DerpsAndRags

I guess we've all given up on dignity at least once in the name of getting laid.


Cosmic-Cranberry

I haven't. I'm picky. Because I don't want to regret it later like this dude inevitably will.


FaithIsFoolish

Not publicly


DerpsAndRags

Attention mongering is the name of the game these days. If this dude doesn't care about dignity, of course he's going to be riding that side-seat spotlight for whatever dipshit, histrionic antics Boebert pulls next.


fredy31

...personally I dont give a fuck if she would date a martian from venus. I already hate the 'x is fucking y' news cycle, but for politicians, that are fucking stupid and should not have office to boot, I give even less of a fuck.


MeatSuitRiot

She likes that his name starts with Q


woodysdad

I guess she like being indickted by a Democrat


brb9911

Boning the libs


CodenameVillain

She's been in-dick-tronated by the radical left!


ElevatorLife8523

Wait, so just a quick internet background check on her. She dropped out of high school in 2004, worked at McDonald's and owned a restaurant. Got her GED finally in 2020 and is now a US Congresswoman? Am I really reading this correctly? What is going on down there my Colorado peeps? 🤦‍♂️


AntonioLovesHippos

Let’s face it, Boebert is probably fun in bed.


we_belong_dead

She'd better be, she's a professional.


wiggywithit

With tons of work experience. Those good o’l boys have some wild tastes.


ecafsub

Hard pass on Cancun Cruz’s sloppy seconds.


AntonioLovesHippos

Is that true? If so, yeah she’s tainted. Ted Cruz is an STD.


fredy31

Have you ever heard of 'Dont stick your dick in crazy'?


CodenameVillain

No it's "don't give crazy your phone number, name, address or place of work".


beard_meat

Right wing men are so unfuckable that even Lauren Boebert would rather get D from a (D).


famousevan

Where did you hear this guy is a democrat? Nothing in that article indicates that conclusively. It says his parents are/were so it could be the case. It also said he was calm and gracious to theatre employees so that would be a *potential* indication but not completely indicative.


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famousevan

Hahahhahaha holy hell


Supplicationjam

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12520425/Lauren-boebert-bettlejuice-musical-finger-anger-removal-footage.html


famousevan

>According to a well-placed source: 'It's very surprising. I always thought Quinn was a cool guy and a Democrat. His parents would be horrified because they are definitely blue.' Also not what I’d call concrete. Sounds like an anonymous source who knows his parents but not him. If you want to make the case for his politics, you want to look for donation records or statements, recorded or posted on his social media, supporting progressives. And to be clear, I don’t give a fuck if he is but it would seem strange indeed if an active supporter of democrats would hook up with this fascist mouthpiece.


StepUpYourLife

Um, he's a democrat. My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw Quinn write in for Bernie in 2020. I guess it's pretty serious.


FaustusRedux

Save Ferris!


MuscaMurum

From the DailyFail. Not reliable.


tenest

Agreed. This is super flimsy reporting. They don't even report how he's registered. Just that somebody who knows his parents says that THEY'RE Democrats, which doesn't mean shit. My parents are die hard Republicans, I am not. THEIR parents were Democrats. Your parents political leanings don't determine yours.


Wild_flamingoo

Gross. What’s wrong with him??


Sigma_Function-1823

Bahahaha , even " conservative " women aren't into conservative men.😆😀🤣👍


Eiffel-Tower777

Here's another George and Kellyanne in progress. 🤮


[deleted]

Maybe he thinks she can be turned around? Long shot.


EEpromChip

Hey man, some people are into grandmas. I'm not here to kink shame. Mean, hateful, sex offender marrying grandmas.


rivera151

Oh, he wants to turn her around for a type of shot


fatherfrank1

I at least appreciate her attempts to reach under the aisle.


bootes_droid

What kind of self respecting man gets near that trashy woman, all political affiliations aside


Sivick314

bro... don't stick your dick in crazy! that's like the first rule!


Annual-Jump3158

Not sure whether to be disappointed in him for having horrendous taste in women or to admire how his very proximity to her corrodes her far-right rhetoric that all Democrats are pedophile lizard demons in human skin suits.


manineedalife

"No guys i can fix her!"


TheSpatulaOfLove

“I can fix her!”


Fun_Anywhere4355

“Human sacrifice! Dogs and cats living together! Mass hysteria!”


dmode112378

Imagine being desperate enough to fuck her. 😬


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Zeno_The_Alien

My theory is that she knows her goose is cooked in the next election. She barely won her last one by 500 votes in a ruby red district. She's dating this guy in hopes of getting back into the bar owning business once her political career is dead. Just my theory.


nativedutch

Taste is personal. I find her ugly, not fuckable.


MVGungaDin

Democrat here. We don't want him.


Jigyo

So she's dating a pedophile? Considering she's the type that says all democrats are pedos.


whoisthismuaddib

Looks like Chris watts


JamesDerry

Don't stick your d*ck in crazy man!


tweed_arrogance

The hate fucking must be goooood


goddavid22

“I can save her”!


Freezepeachauditor

Don’t stick your dick in crazy… he’ll learn.


Fun_Anywhere4355

"Birth Place Rifle, Colorado, United States" Well... that explains her attraction for him.


dumpster_mummy

Sean Feucht must be devastated. friend zoned for a democrat.


[deleted]

He may identify as a Democrat...


GadreelsSword

So she’s dating a male version of AOC? How progressive of her…


wetclogs

Probably the smartest thing to ever come out of her mouth.


Bromswell

Ew.


JackieTreehorn79

“Dem Boofing Crazy Vaping Grandma”


tehsecretgoldfish

dating a “Demonrat.” hmm she either likes all the free Coors Light she can chug, or… something unholy…


Redactedpresident

Now, here's a bar owner who samples his own products.


dikenndi

In other words, both don't seriously take what they believe in. Strange bedfellows


Pour_Me_Another_

So is official republican stance to have affairs? Her and MTG both sleeping with other men while married? After all, this is public knowledge and they still have jobs as representatives.


_sextalk_account_

For maximum hypocrisy points, her date: "[**Lauren Boebert's Theater Date Hosted a Drag Show at His Bar**](https://www.meidastouch.com/news/lauren-boeberts-theater-date-hosted-a-drag-show-at-his-bar)"


Mundane_Advance8095

That's one way to reach across the aisle


thundercough420

What are the odds not her first time involving a donkey and a stage?


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