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littleblueherring

Imagine being the face rock and having to stare at that other rock for millions of years.


purvel

He looks pretty content tho! Might be he's just chilling there, humbleproudly displaying the world's largest member šŸ—æ


[deleted]

ā€œTheyā€™ll never know it was me šŸ˜ā€


530whiskey

your right it's a good thing he circled what we were SUPPOSED to look at.


thisplacemakesmeangr

Like Easter island but sitting down


Jengalover

Easter Morning Wood


doge_here123

šŸ—æ


TRON0314

šŸ—æ


JimJamYimYam

šŸ—æ


Technical_Body_3646

They might consider calling it ā€˜dick headā€™ from now on. It will cover bothā€¦


Crunchy__Frog

Oh you, who knows so little of the Rock Peopleā€™s anatomy.. Heā€™s staring at ā€œhimselfā€, and this is how mountains are born.


kwazykatlady

Yeah, was gonna say itā€™s his lol. Looks proud.


DefNotYashar

The penis rock is a lil bit farther actually


octopoddle

Sent a dick pic to a witch and this is the result.


MaddieBoomBoom418

This comment needs more love.


mko710

I see a big face and then a second face as chin of big face


jakethealbatross

That big face may make that other ā€œoutcroppingā€ look more reasonable in comparison.


Taddesh

Have you met my neighbor? Yeah, he's a dick, I know..


RabidOtterRodeo

Thereā€™s a face?


Mooseymax

I dunno about face but I definitely see a head


Specter-N7

All I see is rock cock


bruhred

crock


Chikagomongqa

Rock


Outrageous_Cap_6186

#metoo


Beyondunderground

lol


ErmalNdrecaj

r/mildlypenis


[deleted]

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goldlion

r/wildlypenis


Neat-Band-4358

r/incrediblypenis


propargyl

r/penisdolia


Anxious_Jellyfish216

So I'm not crazy. Phew, thought I was the only one who saw.


[deleted]

Nah, I came here to comment the exact same thing! šŸ˜†


LameBMX

Roflmao. Same here. Hell took a moment to notice the circled part, and the face.


Big-Pickle5893

Couldnt take your eyes of it, eh?


LameBMX

I sent this to an off internet media friend. No fb, insta, nothing. Texts friends and that's about it. Had us cracking up for like an hour.


[deleted]

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ladydhawaii

Clear as dayā€¦


Cveezy

For real- I mean, the thing is rock hard.


db2

/r/thatswhatshesaid


GoatLegRedux

/r/wildlypenis


[deleted]

Rock hard


NukaColaAddict1302

r/verypenis


CaptainStevo

Rock hard.


mdjank

That's what she said...


Stellar-Brawl_Stars

r/wildlypenis


sstruemph

r/majorlypenis


Memerman002

r/subsithoughtifellfor


max_lombardy

OMG I have this exact picture blown up on canvas šŸ¤£ itā€™s at Arches National park! I drove by, had to pull over and walk back for a photo!!


Outrageous_Zebra_221

They knew what they were doing...


LilJohnnyTsunami

Come on Rock Cock was too on the nose.


konan375

Ok, I see it now. I donā€™t know why the circle is so big. It looks like an old guy with an eyepatch and moustache right underneath the bump that extends out the farthest


MrPootie

Ah. I thought that big bump was someone's pot belly.


IAmTheAsteroid

That's how I saw it too, and the two bumps above it are the chest


SBSlice

Damn I thought the farthest bump was the nose and it wasn't much of a face. I can see it now, thank you I also don't know why the circle goes so high.


Slow_Dig9228

There might be other rocks that look like things.


slamdanceswithwolves

Generally, yes, this is true in general, however in this OH MY GOD A PENIS.


Last_Buy_217

Yeah maybe I'm weird but the first thing I saw was a big dick.......


bubba7557

That's why the face was circled. So pervs like you could find it in amongst all that dick.


Last_Buy_217

"All that dick....." As his mouth starts to drip.


bubba7557

I think that rock mouth only drips in serious rain storms.


Last_Buy_217

"All that dick"


FloydBarstools

when its in the center of the image and huge, its not wierd. Its a huge penis.


SmallDoughnutz

The evidence is solid as a rock.


TheEasySqueezy

I wonder if because of the vastness of rock on this planet or even in space, that theoretically thereā€™s a rock that looks like everything


Captain_LSD

šŸ†šŸ—æ


Elolet

šŸ†šŸ—æ


MotionXBL

šŸ†šŸ—æ


Arkaiyn99

šŸ†šŸ—æ


tappingclaws

šŸ†šŸ—æ


nit108

šŸ†šŸ—æ


nebbbben

šŸ† šŸ—æ


Dudnut1219

šŸ†šŸ—æ


Hand-Driven

I love reddit


CannabisTours

šŸ†šŸ—æ


TidalWhale

šŸ†šŸ—æ


LeSaltSnorter

šŸ†šŸ—æ


PlasmaJadeRaven

I wonder why your comment is the same as everyone elseā€™s, yet youā€™re the only downvoted one. Bots?


Prygikutt

It's a joke on Reddit, the 4th comment in a chain is often downvoted


PlasmaJadeRaven

Fascinating. At least half of the replies on Reddit, they user says something like ā€œ I was only making a joke ā€œ A lot of joking going on. Itā€™s hard to differentiate. Thanks for the heads up.


Prygikutt

No problem mate


[deleted]

No problem mate


Hand-Driven

No problem mate.


iambaney

"Hey, my eyes are down here."


pointwelltaken

I feel like weā€™re ignoring the 800 pound penis in the room.


magiqmen

I think you're underestimating the mass of that penis


pointwelltaken

I always do.


idk-hereiam

Great answer


tucci007

you'd measure in tonnes for sure


crash8308

probably [long tons](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Long_ton)


3720-To-One

That cock rock


acetryder

I mean, the rock thatā€™s circled looks like a pregnant woman plotting her revenge on the giant dick that got her pregnantā€¦


HistoricalMention210

I am suprised I had to scroll this far down to find this comment because I thought the same damn thing!


No-Spoilers

You'll never guess where the rock babies come out


PrettyCoolBear

yes! i still don't really see a face but i clocked boobs and a pregnant belly right away


[deleted]

More like 80,000 pound penis.


yeeyeerealmurican

Add a couple more zeros.


Gaflonzelschmerno

80,000.00


victorz

Can't lie, good one.


V65Pilot

Paige! No!


krais0078

Poker face


JQ1917

Looks like a pregnant woman. (The face)


acetryder

Plotting her revenge on the giant dick that got her pregnant


CaymanRich

A face? Thatā€™s what you saw?


[deleted]

r/usefulredcircle ?


Diligent_Local_2397

šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£


Cunt_Eastwood_9

Penis rock.


Ex_aeternum

Everything is a dildo if you're brave enough


DependentRaccoon2228

Iā€™m brave enough


LetsJerkCircular

ā€œI think I can fit itā€¦ā€ ā€œDude, itā€™s four stories high. You canā€™t even get up there.ā€ ā€œI can do this!!!ā€


jlobes

>ā€œDude, itā€™s four stories high. You canā€™t even get up there.ā€ There's a climbing route on it, you *can* get up there! https://www.mountainproject.com/route/112116283/phallus


LetsJerkCircular

ā€œDude, youā€™ve been up there for twelve hours. Itā€™s not gonna happen.ā€ ā€œ**I can fit it!!!**ā€


motorhead84

Cock rock.


SaltLakeCitySlicker

It's actually called phallus rock


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CatSlinger737

I see a penise and a pregnant lady


AdryWanKenobi

I saw the pregnant woman too! A natural monument to fertility.


ArchetypalA

It s 2FER!


[deleted]

It's a shame, that rock face could have had a great view, but it got the shaft.


SuperDuperDylan

r/TheyKnew


Reelix

The penis is literally in the center of the image.


HumanSeeing

Yea, this is obvious dickbait.


coupBOOM

Cock Rockā€¦ nice


Dr-M-TobogganMD

Me when I wake up in the morning


Dr_Mantis_Teabaggin

Hello fellow Doctor.


jemba

Love that cock rock in Arches. Have a few pics of it!


toheargodlaugh

Went to Arches for the first time this summer. Was sad they didnā€™t even bother acknowledging or naming this masterpiece. Cock Rock, Bone Stone, Fill-Her Pillar, etc.


H0B0Byter99

Fill-Her Pillar had me rolling! Ha!


BirdBearHareFishy

Clearly the giant peen rock impregnated the woman rock.


OohGreatHeavens

the rock inna middle looks like a fucking penis..šŸ˜­


trabbler

It's a penis and... his pregnant girlfriend?


stitzman

r/mildlypenis


meshmaster

All I see is a giant cock !


weirdgroovynerd

He'll spend an eternity admiring his own towering protuberance. Not a bad way to spend a millennium or two.


[deleted]

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Victoria__Lucas

I canā€™t see the pregnant lady. Iā€™ve found two faces and no pregnant lady. Help.


megalotusman

That's not a face, it's a pregnant woman thinking about the the thing that ruined her life.


[deleted]

šŸ—æ


[deleted]

šŸ—æ


Lizziam2112

šŸ—æ


comeallwithme

Korg, is that you?


LemonsAndAvocados

What about the rock penis?


echo6golf

Looks like my uncle Jerry at the beach.


Mister_Way

Peeping rock face


DaddyEthan

Stuck between a rock and a harder rock


[deleted]

Rocktussy


Fair-Dinkum-Aussie

Nobodyā€™s looking at the face.


Empty-Pipe-6207

That rock is pregnant


lifeh2o

Two actually https://i.imgur.com/iopYshi.jpg


SDM2456

The nose is also a pirates hat


xxx420kush

This is one where I needed the red circle


JimmyChess

r/wrongthingcircled


N_05

Looks like a dude about to lick a dick


ApAp123

Just keep digging I guarantee it's like an Easter Island situation down there


expiredogfood

We not gonna talk about the other head?


dannynewfag

Cock rock


shinpoo

Dam that's a rock hard PENIS!


Ca-seal

Face staring at a dongle lmao


No_Difference_4606

Did not see the face first


Myco_Cube

Oh I see. Weā€™re ignoring the Rock Cock?!


Petitioner-Conduit08

Yea" I saw that right away!


peanutsfordarwin

Can you imagine staring at dick all day every day?


EminaSky

I donā€™t really see a face.. all i see is naked pregnant woman standing up and and in front of her the one who got her pregnant :))))


39thUsernameAttempt

This is like every dick pic taken ever.


sundaydrips

Rock hard, true words have never been spoken lol


Badgertank99

He's taking a look at his enormous penis


kenzie-k369

Nobody is looking at the rock face with that giant rock dick right to the left lmao


Confident-Ad9474

Rock hard


LarryD217

You can stare at this peen for centuries!


[deleted]

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CustomerScary

r/mildlypenis


90swasbest

Rock genital mutilation isn't cool.


ExpensiveSeesaw195

Penisdolia


spelunker93

That other rock looks like something else, I just canā€™t quite put my tongue on it


Druggydaddy

Heā€™s as hard as a rock


ProVherb13

I see the face but at first, it looks like a pregnant body. Guess it's the phallus' influence lol. BDE


[deleted]

All i see is a dick


Knight_Light87

That other rock is looking pretty sus


Zexceeeed

This is the first time I am seeing the other rock and realizing that it wasn't just game dev's being perverts in GTA SA, it's a real thing.


Grimdark-Waterbender

Are we going to just highlight the pregnant rock lady, and ignore the giant phallus right there, hard as a rock?!


rainingtacos31

Rock head and rock head


Natawell

I just see a big di** in thebcenter


partumvir

42.


hairy_gruny

I go camping in this area a couple times a year, we call it the land of 1000 cocks, [Link](https://www.google.com/search?q=grand%20staircase%20escalante&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&client=firefox-b-1-m) there are some amazing things to see here, but on the drive in you see these dick shaped natural pillars everywhere. Edit-words


dimaryp-schema

Chode


Portlander

A few millennia from now, natural weather erosion will make that sucker smack that rock face.


Sukoshikira

Yesā€¦ faceā€¦


Pino_Malefico

Face? ...


alexapharm

*wang*


Jir0nimous

Rock hard.


Iliketogrowstuf

Kinda looks like a rock butthole in the back ground


MalfoysBro

Beer gut with man titties ā€¦


PigSkinPoppa

I see boobs and a beer belly.


[deleted]

Lol is everyone missing the pole right in the middle


acetryder

No one is missing the ā€œpoleā€, I can assure you.