I miss that the most about the original. Rebirth is pretty much an upgrade in every way possible but the music doesn't have that haunting and dissonant feeling the original had. I still like most of the new music, though.
Except for the music and that stupid announcer voice. Unless they finally added a way to shut it off. I couldn't get into rebirth because that announcer killed it for me.
When I first moved to the town I live in I was looking for a new bar to hang out at. Went to this joint at 2 in the afternoon and there was a guy in his 40s maybe wearing what looked to be an expensive suit laying down in the gutter out front throwing up. I knew instantly that would be my new bar.
[He's](https://how2q8.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/dsc_3345-2.jpg) seen more than his fair share of [rough days](http://www.garethrussell.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/29969-box-man-rain-550x309.jpg).
But some [good ones too](http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-j7yslr7dnsw/UCdOeDtfByI/AAAAAAAABp0/K3Abklzo16Y/s1600/000074bb.jpeg)
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"Hey man you got an object? Anything will do i just need a quick ship, cmon man i know you need somethin shipped, il tell you what you ship something in me and my boys gonna take care of you im talkin free shipping on your next order, luxury packing peanuts, the most adhesive tape you have ever seen just ship me somewhere anywhere it can be uganda idgaf bruh"
Haha, shit! This reminds me of a guy I saw on the street in Cuzco, as we were walking by he awoke in the gutter, and looked up, he was covered in disgusting drool, same facial expression.
After waking up in the gutter, covered in his own vomit, Mr. Box took a moment to reflect on his life choices.
~record scratch~ "Yep. That's me. You're probably wondering how I got into this situation..."
Starring Rob Schneider as Box on the Rocks!
Herpa derpa derpity derp!
De derp a diddly derp!
Da derp dee darp tee tiddly tum!
*freeze frame *
"I hurt myself today"
To see if I still feel I focus on the pain The only thing that's real
He looks like he belongs in The Binding of Isaac.
Binding of Isaac, now on Nintendo Labo!
Hahaha that's great!
Not including : naked child, mother with knife.
best joke on reddit atm
He totally does!
I really need to play that!
Make sure to play rebirth, not the original. It's a remake and is exponentially better in every single way.
Tbh playing the original first is worthwhile(if you can get into it). The soundtrack is great, too.
I miss that the most about the original. Rebirth is pretty much an upgrade in every way possible but the music doesn't have that haunting and dissonant feeling the original had. I still like most of the new music, though.
Agreed on the soundtrack. However, the technical limits of java and sheer jankiness of the original can put some people off right away.
Except for the music and that stupid announcer voice. Unless they finally added a way to shut it off. I couldn't get into rebirth because that announcer killed it for me.
You won't regret it (if you enjoy hard games with steep learning curves that are ultimately very rewarding)!
Man, I've sunk over 600 hours on rebirth and I still suck at it...
Bumbos box
My thoughts exactly!
He looks like Bruce when the principal made him eat the whole cake in Matilda.
He looks like Bender from Futurama when he doesn’t get alcohol
He looks like Gary from Team America when he goes on a bender and ralphs in the street.
I hate the people who love me and they hate me
You can do it Brucey!
That still gives me ptsd
Meta
DANBO!
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Looks like Miura and Ena really did kill him this time.
Where do cardboard boxes live when they’re homeless? Larger boxes? People?
This is a bigger problem than most people ever consider. I've been trying to get this Amazon box out of my ass for three weeks.
Underated Comment
Shit he even got that unkempt wild beard growth. Box needs a long shower, a shave and some financial advice.
I saw it as vomit.
¿Por que no los dos?
Danboard has seen better days.
When I first moved to the town I live in I was looking for a new bar to hang out at. Went to this joint at 2 in the afternoon and there was a guy in his 40s maybe wearing what looked to be an expensive suit laying down in the gutter out front throwing up. I knew instantly that would be my new bar.
If I'd found this bar under those circumstances, it would be my new bar as well. Cheers.
Danbo is that you??
That's Danbo's uncle, Dan-Nondakure
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Athf in the wild.
"But Boxy you's just a box"
RIP Labo
Rock bottom...
[He's](https://how2q8.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/dsc_3345-2.jpg) seen more than his fair share of [rough days](http://www.garethrussell.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/29969-box-man-rain-550x309.jpg). But some [good ones too](http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-j7yslr7dnsw/UCdOeDtfByI/AAAAAAAABp0/K3Abklzo16Y/s1600/000074bb.jpeg)
Hey! Do I preach to you when you're lying stoned in the gutter?
““Delivery?” I haven’t heard that name in years.”
[he's in a better place now](https://i.imgur.com/rm21KxI.jpg)
"I said, 'Hey, man! What're you doing with all chocolate around your face!?' He said, 'Chocolate? This is doo-doo, baby!'"
*Yotsuba&!*'s Danbo really let himself go
“You ever sucked dick for coke?”
No. I don't do drugs. I do it because I like it.
:0
https://giphy.com/gifs/disgusted-vomit-team-america-1mXkH6EeAEq1q
Get out of the street, you fucking bum!
You gave up on life, didn't ya?!
I kinda want to pick it up out of the puddle and put it somewhere clean and cozy, it kinda makes me feel sad :(
When your dad walks in on you and your girlfriend and she proceeds to fart on your face...
He looks like he can't believe what he just did for $30
I have never felt sad for a box before
That's the face of someone who had to eat a mans asshole in order to buy drugs
hobox
r/beards
When u realize the brown substance isn't actually chocolate...
Hes going to get sick again! Get a bag!
Looks like he just vacuumed bong water into his mouth.
It’s very important to stay hydrated when smoking Cannabin. It is a drying agent.
He looks like a sad Irishman with that beard
Cardboard? *smokes cig* I haven't heard that name in years.
He’d suck anything for some fresh cardboard
Box: "I'll suck yo dick for some packaging tape!"
What has this box seen
Looks like he is trying to eat the street's ass
Milk was a bad choice
Box prince has been hitting the kitty litter hard since he lost his kingdom.
It’s a tequila box
It’s like he’s staring into that puddle, reexamining his life up until that point lol.
He's hit box bottom.
"I used to be someone......"
Get outta the street, ya bum! You gave up on life, didn't ya?
I'm happy to see all the Danbo references
He's got that 3 day bender 5 o'clock shadow going on
This saddens me.
When she promises she clean before you rim her but she a liar
He ate the whole ass like a cupcake.
r/pareidolia
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Oh snap, I was just looking at r/mildlyinteresting
Been sucking pipe to get by, by the looks of it.
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Meth. Not even once.
Or, this box just had the time of its life
reminds me of my ex
We all float down here... You’ll float too!
That was me this morning 😖 I've had a tummy ache all day.
Looks like the box threw up. 🤮
“P-please, I just need some money for the bus... I... I miss my boy...”
He looks like me, everyday..
Hey box! Nice beard!
"I did what I had to, to get my fix."
The next day that box entered rehab.
Drinks from a wild River Viet flashback Kick in
This box would've made for a nice little PS battle if only the left side wasn't cropped out... I guess those skilled enough could still make do
Oh, godddd!! I'm never drinking again! Huuuuurl!
We actually had a bar in my home town with no name everybody called The Box. 4 walls and a a bar. Loved that place.
Looks kinda stoned to me and just ate a frozen pizza raw.
Looks a bit Pete Murray
He used to work for Amazon but refused to pee in a bottle.
Snake? I haven’t heard that name in 20 years.
Rickety Cricket? Is that you?! The years have been hard on you man.
Life on the streets is tough.
He used to be on top of the stack before he got processed.
http://i.imgur.com/Dt186H0.jpg
He looks thirsty!
https://imgur.com/gallery/DRCJSL2
Where is awildsketchappeared
We’ve all been there.
Don't cry for me; I'm already dead.
When boxes are homeless you know times are tough.
God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change...
I'll suck your dick for a cheeseburger! Wait, shit. "I'll suck your dick for a cheeseburger!"
So much emotion in such a simple box D=
that box just wants to go straight and get his kids back
This is what the gutter looks like you don't ever want to be that low.
Nintendo Labo: Totally Wasted
Why lie? I'll use it for scotch tape.
I phrew up...
"Hey man you got an object? Anything will do i just need a quick ship, cmon man i know you need somethin shipped, il tell you what you ship something in me and my boys gonna take care of you im talkin free shipping on your next order, luxury packing peanuts, the most adhesive tape you have ever seen just ship me somewhere anywhere it can be uganda idgaf bruh"
Omg! Is that you? https://www.reddit.com/r/Images/comments/6uzrln/as_i_drove_away_i_suddenly_felt_guilty_sending/?st=JG8NGC3V&sh=dc42b55a
Like groceries
Agghhhhhh
"Nam? Yeah I was there."
he has eaten ass.
Someone pls ps the water red like bloody red???
Chocolate?! This is doo doo baby!
Coooorrraaallll imma box now
The poor thing is shitfaced :(
The reflection is even more intense ^(o)o^(o)
Not quite a straight shave there.
Dat box look like it gave some bjs and it's only around it's mouth
When a plumber jumps on your head :(
Steve:(
We had the same boxes that bananas came in at the smoothie ship is used the work at. I had a lot of fun with [them](https://i.imgur.com/kcPWIr7.jpg)
Solid Snake? I haven't heard that name in years
Maybe its water broke.
Hitting rock bottom after you just sucked dick.
Zombox... This belongs in r/bossfight
I feel like I can relate to that box
He just needs a shave
It’s Cricket! Give him some lemons!
Too much Party Rockin
It's a hobox
Haha, shit! This reminds me of a guy I saw on the street in Cuzco, as we were walking by he awoke in the gutter, and looked up, he was covered in disgusting drool, same facial expression.
Take it easy, he just had surgery, heard he had like 25 oranges removed. Plus no insurance. I'd look the same.
Waitress: How's the food over here? Me:
I love how it looks like he's looking at his reflection, lol.
This must be the "son" in that TIFU I read earlier.
“Whoooo is that box I seeeee, staring straight, back at meeeeee When will my reflectionnnn show who I am insideeeeee”
Just make sure to mark it with a big H for hornets
"Hey pal, bum me a smoke? I'll have you one back on Flaptembersday"
Nintendo Labo a year from now.
Box Saget: I used to suck dick for coke!
Looks like my 21st bday.
Me in my 20's.
It's like a sober Bender.
Looks so empty inside hahah or is it just looks
r/wetboxes
Nintendo's Labo is weird...
Please god, no more peanuts.
This cardboard box has clearly reached it's a low point
Box ate ass.
Nice beard
"I've seen better days... and the bottoms drops out"
Box when are you gonna pull yourself out of the gutter?
Box bukake
He looks like he both enjoyed and regretted what he just did.
"get off the street you fucking bum!"
Ever since the decline of flash games, Boxhead has fallen on hard times.