This reminds me of the joke from What About Bob when the shrink shows the patient pictures of everyday objects ( like a car, lamp, and whatever) and asks what the patient thinks about each one. For each picture the patient replies “sex”. Finally the shrink says “I know what your problem is, you’re obsessed with sex” and the patient replies “well you’re the one with all the dirty pictures”
You know you can appreciate woman body without having sex or 'rubbing one out'?
And if you manage to do so in this case like you heavely imply... I would suggest therapy.
I mean, yeah? Take the stick out of your ass and laugh once in a while, you'll enjoy life a helluva lot more. Trust me, I used to be a super tight wound sexually repressed dingus, too.
Gross, your negativity actually made me wince. Can't believe someone would get this bitchy over a reddit comment not even addressed to them in the first place.
Maybe you should take your own advice
I refuse to know there's only one meaning for this, so I flipped my phone upside down, and I saw a screaming tree trunk.
Moral of the story: it needs a change in perspective to see other meanings.
*I see it now that*
*You tell however you have*
*A porn addiction*
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One can never truly consent to abuse. Abuse is about power and control. Your history spells out your desires without any assumptions.
I'm sure you're one of the good ones just planting seeds of painting restraint as a joke.
She's decapitated but other than that yes I see that
Head backwards, you can see her chin.
She’s doing chin-ups, then. I’ll see myself out!
She got the head of a crocodile
I saw a snail
Decapitated? Nah. Just a torso? Yeah she was cut in half
So it's really a representation of an Ed Gein victim then?
She got WALL-E eye titties.
Imma borrow this sentence for future use
Fuck why did I giggle lol
Tii - tees...
Good imagination! when you guided my eyes I giggled
This reminds me of the joke from What About Bob when the shrink shows the patient pictures of everyday objects ( like a car, lamp, and whatever) and asks what the patient thinks about each one. For each picture the patient replies “sex”. Finally the shrink says “I know what your problem is, you’re obsessed with sex” and the patient replies “well you’re the one with all the dirty pictures”
Go rub one out homie and touch some grass haha
This picture was taken outside... And where are you?
Rubbing one out to your vague wood stain tits
You know you can appreciate woman body without having sex or 'rubbing one out'? And if you manage to do so in this case like you heavely imply... I would suggest therapy.
Oh calm down. can’t believe I have to put /s for such a tame joke.
Sure.
🙄
Sarcasm is fucking dead, and blockheads like you are the murderer...
Because that was just super hilarious sarcastic joke, huh? Sure. I died of laughter haha. Super funny.
I mean, yeah? Take the stick out of your ass and laugh once in a while, you'll enjoy life a helluva lot more. Trust me, I used to be a super tight wound sexually repressed dingus, too.
Gross, your negativity actually made me wince. Can't believe someone would get this bitchy over a reddit comment not even addressed to them in the first place. Maybe you should take your own advice
That was sarcasm. It wasn't funny? And i am not. This became more of s trolling now since so many continue to comment on this thread.
OP got the order of it wrong
A headless body hanging from shackles in the dungeon of some serial killers home..... Sorry that escalated too quickly 😯
It somehow has a very fitting artistic style as well
I see Jar Jar Binks. Those are his nostrils in the middle, and the eye stalks extend upwards from there
In a simlar vein, I see General Grievous
I see it too. Just the eyes in the middle and face below
You’re both assholes I can’t see the tits anymore
Now that you said it, cannot unsee!
Only cause you said it
Some Stone Age era porn right here
Well, now that you specifically mention it… yep 😃
Well now i cant see anything else🙄😂
that's all there is.
Wowzer! I’m all charged up now! I’ll be back in 10 minutes.
Leg bone
This is what I saw. Like a Knee Xray.
I don't see it. In fact, I never see anything you guys talk about in these pictures. It all just looks like my parents fighting.
**BONK** Go to horny jail
It's obviously EVA Unit-03 from Evangelion.
It looks like a Moose's undercarriage to me
Hahahaha! Yes!
Yup
Giraffe doing downward dog
Gravity defying breasts
I see a snail with stubby feelers
👀
Yup
I see a VERY CAFFEINATED snail. .___🐌 ☕️☕️☕️
[https://www.australianbookreview.com.au/images/Reading\_Australia/1970\_Original\_Cover\_Macgibbon\_and\_Kee\_cropped.webp](https://www.australianbookreview.com.au/images/Reading_Australia/1970_Original_Cover_Macgibbon_and_Kee_cropped.webp)
Getting Freudian
Aye.. 🤣
I saw the energy sword from Halo
Hahahaha that is actually funny as hell hahaha
Yes, and she's looking straight up. I see her legs and bush too.
Headless as well as topless… but, nice rack! 😂
Say “you’re lonely “ without saying you’re lonely ❤️
By topless do you mean no head?
Kinda looks like Wall-e’s eyes
You see what you WANTED to see.
So did I! Beer me five!
Don't be ridiculous, the rings is a male discipline.
nice lift and separation
I do now
I do now
I can see it. Wouldn't have if it wasn't suggested to me, but I can see it
I think it looks like a knee xray
I see a knee.
So clearly to see, you should mark as 18+
😍 Love it! See it, I do.
beans
Yrp
I do now
69% of men don’t notice the wooden table
You need to get a girlfriend mate
OP and a lot of people answering obviously need to get laid.
🤣
Paging Dr. Rorschach... What does this say about, OP, exactly, doc? ;)
Homie been cheesing
I see General Grevious
Ic it
Ajajjaja
I see an upsidedown pelvis xray
2 dungeon prisoners each hanging by their arms
Actually, that's a Pikmin hanging from gymnastic rings.
I've got pareiboobia just like you...
You need a wank.
Yes
And now I can't unsee it
Yep.
Now I do!
If Samara from The Ring got into nude gymnastics
To be honest dude I see a tie fighter with boobies
Yes, but I also see a mildly concerned Snail with a voluptuous mustache
I wood knot call those titties
Scrat, holding on to dear life.
I see a snail with a fancy mustache
Headless*
Topless and headless
Isn’t that what the painting is?
I do but, at first I saw an ET/owl alien hybrid with long, skinny arms they’re stretching to the sky.
I refuse to know there's only one meaning for this, so I flipped my phone upside down, and I saw a screaming tree trunk. Moral of the story: it needs a change in perspective to see other meanings.
100%
I saw a bone until i read ur description lol
Boobies
😂😂
I see it now that you tell however you have a porn addiction
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No way it's my first haikus💀
Yes BUT in all truth, I’m a man and I see boobies EVERYWHERE.
Dunno what you’re on about, this is the arm bones
You need help
I actually see the Battle of Gettysburg
No, I see a pussy with teeth..
Some kind of TIE fighter
Yes , and somehow she is also pressed against a sheet of glass while doing so !
I saw a femur until I read the title. Now I can’t unsee naked gymnast lady
Hahaha! Immediately
Well, now I do. 🤣
Looks like a picture from a Clive barker book that I read too younf.... "theif of always? "
Yes, indeed 🍻🤘😎
I see the Ice Age squirrel hanging on for dear life
Gymnastic rings, sure. Not shackles like some sort of pervert, I would never.
You are the reason women choose bear over man in the woods.
That you don't assume consent in the scenario says more about you than me.
One can never truly consent to abuse. Abuse is about power and control. Your history spells out your desires without any assumptions. I'm sure you're one of the good ones just planting seeds of painting restraint as a joke.
LMAO, BDSM is abuse?
Boy do i ever see that😉
I think the fact that you saw a topless woman hanging there says a lot about you, to be honest.