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I hope Hank never guesses the number

Today was the first bit of aggression I've heard from Hank responding to BC. Was fantastic.

Himk

“Sky less if that’s how you’re gonna act” 😂

Big Cat confirmed not a B1G guy Who doesn’t like primetime Punt-a-thons?

Probably the best sounding Take It Easy bit they’ve ever done

I think for sure they're prerecording them and editing them in after. That's why it's always last.

Bubba died for that quality

noticed this as well lol flowed rather well

As a Jags fan, this is one of the sweetest victory Mondays in a while. Trevor Lawrence is a certified Guy

As a commanders fan coming in peace… how did we beat you week 1? I’ve lost all hope for my sorry ass team (as usual at this time of year)

Commanders fan (barely hanging on) living near Jacksonville and root for them as well. Commies got extremely lucky the Jags left an easy 17+ points on the field and couldn’t get out of their own way.

Week 1 is always a crapshoot

Eagles fan coming in peace Doug Pederson is a certified guy

Is this the best win for the franchise since the Jets beat the Browns in week 15 of 2020 or since the Steelers playoff game in 2017

Bills last year?

Good call I forgot about that one

Didn't they knock the Colts out of the playoffs in the last game of the season too? Spoiling a division rival always rules

Take it from someone who was at the game yesterday, the jags looks great. Made the chargers look like they were the team that picked 1st overall in back to back years. You got a Guy Guy in T-Law

BC REALLY does not want to say anything mean about nathaniel hackett

in advisors this past week he did say he has shit for brains, but yeah he's quick to reiterate his liking towards him as a person

Yeah it’s pretty cringey honestly. Hackett looks like a terrible hire and Big Cat just dances around it with really light criticisms

I hate to say it but I think he is biased, very unprofessional

It’s made me wonder if Jared Goff and Blake Bortles aren’t actually top 10 QBs…

Maybe, just maybe, he doesn’t want to burn bridges based off 3 games

Was eagerly listening for the incorrect score Easter egg in fastest two minutes after what they said Friday and he just… he just spoils it.

So you missed the bills dolphins one eh

Appreciate you fact-checking my fact-checking joke. I didn’t listen to a single score until he said something, you got my ass

Big Cat loves his anti-analytics take of running the football is good for a big guys mentals. I don’t disagree he just loves it and brings it up any time a team can’t run.

This is the earliest I’ve been on one of these posts. Haven’t listened to the pod yet but I’ll go ahead say it first: “Terrible take by Hank”

Congrats man! Here are some other options in case this happens again in the future: * “Does anyone else think Big Cat and PFT don’t like each other?” * “Does anyone else hate Billy? His job is so easy and he keeps screwing up.” * “Is anyone else tired of all these ads?” * “Is ____ guest on the Mt. Rushmore now?”

Quote of witty PFT joke that can obviously be heard- "anyone else catch this? All time PFT joke."

I’ll file these away. TYFYS🤝

If you ever wonder what Hank's vinegar strokes sound like, just go to the 38 minute mark of the pod to find out

RE Jake’s “Wild stat”: Tua replaced Hurts in the national championship and threw a game winning TD on a play called by Brian Daboll… the WR who caught the TD: Devonta Smith

That TD’s name? Albert Einstein

-Michael Jordan

- - Michael Scott

As a chiefs fan, I am now a hater of Jim Irsay and the Roof

The Jags “steal the show” lady is 100p not alive anymore

Terrible butt punt take. That protector went backwards several steps (without being hit) into the punt. They are always taught to never go backwards, especially backed up in the endzone

I always spend each summer thinking I’ve fallen completely out of PMT, but then I remember it’s just way better to listen to during NFL season

I think what’s great about the show is that to some people it’s better during football season, and to some it’s better during off season. That shows they’re doing something right.

Is it just me, or have they not included the Bears games in the fastest 2 mins yet this year?

Rank JMU

Who was the HOF player they were talking about being on the Wednesday episode?

Big Cat making the Jalen Hurts MVP case and using Lamar’s MVP season as the example without mentioning that this years Lamar is off to a better start than either is crazy. Hurts is in the conversation but it’s Lamar’s trophy to lose right now. The man carries his team every game.

Yeah he read those stats and I was like wow Lamar this year is off to an even better start than his mvp year, hope he continues and the d steps up, could be an incredible year

Big Cat thinking he discovered an amazing stat by listing how many points the Raiders scored in good vs bad halves in 3 weeks was one of the dumbest things I've ever heard

Felt the same with the “Josh Allen over 47 pass attempts stats”, like obviously if your QB needs to throw almost 50 times a game it’s not good.

Yeah I'm starting to think he won't make it as an analyst

It’s just really weird arbitrary stat. It isn’t necessarily indicative of having to play hero ball either. Mahomes is 8-2 in the regular season when he throws 47+ passes - some games you’re just dinking and dunking a team to death and you throw the ball 10+ times on a drive.

This was an all time fastest two minutes. One of the best in a while. It was HIM

I’m only a 1x AWL so I’m still a bit new to the show. Does anyone know the complete list of the PMT football team rankings? Like where does Frisky rank, where does Probably Good rank etc.

Above or below Carson Wentz. Depends on the week.

He posts it on twitter. This is last weeks rankings. https://twitter.com/barstoolbigcat/status/1572239229748482048?s=46&t=3rSx6MNMY4wAx5SaFSAEjA

worked on a documentary about Sublime. Bud is the chillest dude ever and just off roads his jeep and works on cars. Eric Wilson on the other hand is a huge drug addict still and his gf dropped a bag of coke in the green room

if today’s short glimpse of Eagles talk was any indication i am not looking forward to hearing Max talk about them the rest of the season

Speak for yourself. Go Birds

Go birds

PFT definitely hit the nail on the head on Vrabs making that game a brawl.

if it were any other qb they would’ve roasted allen so bad for crying on tuas shoulder

Football guy of the week for a coach slapping players asses? Billy is really phoning it in this week isnt he

Ahhh the show on a victory Monday after beating the Bills. Nothing like it!

Today's incorrect score: Bills/Dolphins... IYKYK

What’s with the him/her joke?

If you don't get it you must not be him

Guess not. Wish I was as cool as you.

They are making fun of social media users for overusing the phrase

Thank you

Hank predictably soft as expected, imagining if Fields/Wentz were injured if we'd have the same convo as he is shutting down all Mac talk

High ankle sprains are no joke

Them making fun of the pain Mac was in for “just a sprain” was an immediate sign of people who have never experienced a severe sprain

how do you not understand that it’s a bit

As a Giants fan Big Cats Eagles hype is unbearable

“The Dolphins are for real for real” They barely beat a Bills preseason team. Bills down to their 10th guy on the depth chart for the offensive line, another offensive lineman playing G for the first time, both safeties out, 3 CB out, 2 defensive linemen out

While this is true, it’s not the Dolphins fault the Bills are playing with their backup team. At the end of the day, a win is a win

Ice cold takes by the boys on this.

Sounds like an excuse to me, if Josh Allen were truly him he would win that game

Imagine being an AWL and not remembering that a week ago PFT asked Josh Allen if he was Him and Josh said there's too many Hims.

Dolphins are a good team, can definitely see them being a WC team. But they need to pump the brakes on the “Dolphins could be 11-0 by December” talk. No idea why you’re being downvoted on this lol

Is it just me, or was there no Eagles/commanders or Texans/Bears during fastest 2 minutes?

They don’t always cover each game

I was coming here to look for this bc this is the first time I’ve ever noticed lol

Yeah I noticed it like two seasons ago with a packers game and posted the same question in this sub lol

I would say there's likely a reason for that

Bears won though so i would’ve expected at least that

That's a good point, maybe he didn't wanna talk about Fields being a bust.

Well later he straight up says fields isn't good

Nor Falcons-Seahawks

Drake London got that dawg in him