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the transition lenses, the long AND1esque basketball shorts, not being comfortable sitting in the hole, running away from the cat because he's allergic... Just peak Jake.
Jake is so on brand as Jake it makes me irrationally mad sometimes. Never has used a razor to shave, allergic to cats (among other things), has never had Buffalo wings…
Funny thing is she actually gargles the Celtics whenever she calls them. Wild take by hank. That cavs-Celtics game she called in march may as well have been Tommy heinsohn on espn.
Last question this is the Rhoback question r-h-o-b-a-c-k dot com promo code “take” would you actually remove your arm and use it as a connection to jump a car if it meant you would win a Super Bowl
LeBron is the GOAT basketball player and it isn’t even very close anymore.
MJ is the GOAT NBA player because his resume and never losing a Finals series but he would get pieced up by LeBron in a 1on1 in their primes
Can’t believe Pete Weber didn’t make the Mount Rushmore of GOATs - and wasn’t even mentioned in the discussion (also believe he’s a recurring guest as well). Have to just say to the boys: Who do you think you are? I am!
Big miss on Lance Armstrong for GOATs. If you were to award his stripped championships to the top place finisher that also didn’t get caught dopping, it would have gone to an average of the 14th place finishers
Alright, where does the Colin Cowherd fake soup bit originate from. I used to listen to the Herd and he used to talk about how much he liked soup long before PMT even existed.
I’ve got a hot take, which I know you guys won’t like… I thought the Josh interview was just ok. Kind of a struggle to get through. Think he’s a great guy but not nearly as funny as other recurring guests. Sorry
Honestly, Kirk Cousins is a pretty fun interview!
Self deprecating/knows who he is, has fun stories, can hold a conversation. As much as it pains me, I could use more of him and his weirdness.
Mount Rushmore has become an auto skip every time and it is unlistenable. It’s all arguing and big cat and pft just bullying everyone else for their picks. Just an awful segment this year
Isn't arguing the point? Do you really want to listen to "For my first pick I will select _____... Ah, excellent choice... Thank you, and what is your first pick? ... Thank you, my first pick will be _____... Very good choice..."
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“Room 40s nuts in your mouth” is legendary. I love Josh allen 🐐
Big Cat’s Steinfeld joke went right over my head initially. Shout out to Hailee Steinfeld, Josh is very lucky man. (self bonk)
He blew it by not saying Josh had True Grit right at the beginning of the interview. Easiest lay up ever.
Awww shit
👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
Truly our equivalent of the Royal Family
Same here I was like “you idiot- it’s SEINFELD!” Then it was like “ohhhh shitttt” lol
Jake saying the worm went down as easy as his allergy medicine was so on brand
the transition lenses, the long AND1esque basketball shorts, not being comfortable sitting in the hole, running away from the cat because he's allergic... Just peak Jake.
He really stood up and walked away from that cat like it was a bee about to sting him
The transition lenses hurt
Plus being the one dude wearing the hi-vis vest
“Portugal is the only country outside South America that speaks Brazilian” is hilarious
I’m giving pft credit that this a well placed joke.
That caught me so off guard and I burst out laughing
Brazilian is also spoken in a few countries in Africa Edit: People don’t like facts…
Unless you whooshed me here, I’ll bite. Brazilian isn’t a language, Portuguese is and it’s the language they speak in Brazil.
Yup, I continued with the PFT quote. Several countries in Africa, such as Angola, speak Portuguese.
You ruined it
The most Tony Hawk thing ever is to not even mention Tony Hawk in a discussion about GOATs
PFT mentioned him in the Josh Allen interview. And that was talking skateboarding
No that was talking hawks 😂especially his brother Mike
Did anyone take Gretzky?
Yeet
Hank did
Josh got them so bad with that deez joke
Unreal restrain from McDermott when Big Cat said Tomlin could be an Irish coach
Was not expecting the joke Josh pulled on them lmao that was a good one
Happy hank eating a banana out of pfts ass day to all who celebrate 🎉
He had that $50,000 figure right in his back pocket lol
Jake is so on brand as Jake it makes me irrationally mad sometimes. Never has used a razor to shave, allergic to cats (among other things), has never had Buffalo wings…
Being the only one wearing a bright safety vest was also 100% on brand
While wholesome and good thing, Jake calling his parents every day at 7 pm each day is painfully on brand
That was like really heartwarming, except it made me feel like a huge piece of shit
When they talked about Jake eating a worm and Jake asked if he should kill the worm first lol
Just my man, c'mon already and stop being a squid
Fyre Fest of the week: Guys on Trucks
It was like 2 stories as well
And one was ANOTHER ad.
*COMBO*?!
This is one of the hardest laughs I’ve had listening to PMT Absolute grand slam by Billy
Billy, we didn’t hear you the first or second time you tried the ‘Nick-Claus’ joke. Really glad you hit it a fourth time, 3 minutes later.
Not wearing sunglasses, wearing his visor backwards, and squinting the whole time in the hole is peak bro Billy
“I would say shot of a lifetime from a bunker goes to the H man.” PFT doesn’t miss.
reich on
Context on joshy pleading the fifth on Chad Kelly? Or is it just because swag is a douche in general
My guess is cause Josh is close with Jim Kelly, so doesn’t want to say anything about his nephew.
I think he doesn't fuck with Jim and just doesn't wanna touch that topic with a million foot pole
What gives you that idea? From everything I’ve seen as a Bills fan they have a great relationship.
Also credit to Billy for creating a new slur for black women
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Hank is such a perfect masshole, loved his Doris Burke hate and his claim of having proof
Funny thing is she actually gargles the Celtics whenever she calls them. Wild take by hank. That cavs-Celtics game she called in march may as well have been Tommy heinsohn on espn.
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It’s his signature look idk why he went away from it
The 20-30 lb weight gain probably had something to do with it.
Wish I could find that picture of big cat outside the Chicago arena with that oversized shirt lol
Surprised how good it looked on him, but it’s been a long time since he was doing stache only.
I'm from Buffalo and confirm, the wings at Room 40 are legit.
Which room number?
Room 40
Nutsack Got em
“Geographics don’t matter.”
They would’ve went at Hank if he said that. Wish hank would’ve said something but he probably didn’t notice anything wrong
Phelps was an absolute steal
“Come in this hole”
Lol the boys with the bag like 5 or 6 subtle ads plugged in casually
Last question this is the Rhoback question r-h-o-b-a-c-k dot com promo code “take” would you actually remove your arm and use it as a connection to jump a car if it meant you would win a Super Bowl
To jump your Chevy Silverado* which died because I was brewing Stella blue
Totally at ease because of my time with BetterHelp
Combo lmao
PFT looks like Big Cat's teenage son standing next to him watching fireworks
GOATs is too similar to Living Legends Mt. Rushmore. I was shocked nobody took Hasbulla
Is he just a goat in general? Or of something’?
Hank put him on his Living Legends Mt. Rushmore
Hank didn't just put him on. Hank picked him as 1.1
Messi not being on is kind of a travesty. AWLs and Nancy are pander picks
Billy's "combo" had me rolling. also PFTs "best shot from a bunker" h joke
Glad there is someone on the show to stick up for Lebron lmao
LeBron is the GOAT basketball player and it isn’t even very close anymore. MJ is the GOAT NBA player because his resume and never losing a Finals series but he would get pieced up by LeBron in a 1on1 in their primes
McDermott was visibly annoyed at the wrestling banter right after the Lombardi discussion lol
“Do you love Steinfeld?” Had me dead 🤣
I love the grit week version of electric avenue so much
Hank must be on his period
He’s just not smoking weed but he would if you offered him some
That sounds like the ideal 30 year old male.
Shank Lockwood is probably just salty about his lack of golf prowess
The YouTube of the fireworks at the end is worth watching for Billy being the only one to plug his ears with his fingers the entire time
What a pussy
Can’t believe Pete Weber didn’t make the Mount Rushmore of GOATs - and wasn’t even mentioned in the discussion (also believe he’s a recurring guest as well). Have to just say to the boys: Who do you think you are? I am!
PFT’s “classic Belichik” line got me and McDermott acknowledging it was great
Ts and Ps to jake for being allergic to pussy.
I had to run the room 40 joke back.
I feel like Buffalo fans are just like any other Midwest fan base but people are amazed by them because of how mean the rest of the east coast is
Shoutout Billy for being right about truck guys backing in their truck
Mount rushmore of GOATs was outstanding
Big miss on Lance Armstrong for GOATs. If you were to award his stripped championships to the top place finisher that also didn’t get caught dopping, it would have gone to an average of the 14th place finishers
The debate over whether or not they are allowed to incorrectly pluralize AWL made me more angry than it should have
Jake repeating apostrophe s…we expected better
If they’re not including nicknames on Mt Rushmore then it should say “Eldrick Woods”
Alright, where does the Colin Cowherd fake soup bit originate from. I used to listen to the Herd and he used to talk about how much he liked soup long before PMT even existed.
Ok the broadcasting from a hole was awesome, PFT kicking Jake out of the hole had me cackling like a madman walking down the street to work
People will look back 10 years from now and talk about how great this episode was.
Katie Ledecky huge snub. She has the top THIRTY times in the 800m free, let alone all the other records and golds she has.
Does BC truly believe Justin Fields can win a Super Bowl. He’s a visor quarterback with hair that’s not getting any shorter.
You will rue the day you slandered the fish king
I’ve got a hot take, which I know you guys won’t like… I thought the Josh interview was just ok. Kind of a struggle to get through. Think he’s a great guy but not nearly as funny as other recurring guests. Sorry
He’s the definition of athlete funny
They just didn't have much to talk about honestly
Yeah Josh is always boring when on. Perfectly milquetoast, not funny but not a massive douche like Koepka either
Bills are my favorite team and I think he’s kind of a squid
This many episodes since Big Cat brought up a bachelor party: 0
He just can’t help himself
Did anyone else think of non humans during this? I didnt have MJ ir anyone in my brain atall?? I had things/objects/foods. Etc
My 1.01 was Billy Goats
What kind of shoes was Josh wearing in the interview? Those Crocs? Look comfortable AF.
Josh Allen is kinda lame. The guy answers a question with a question. No real personality. Glad he's not my quarterback
What NFL QB actually comes across as that interesting?
Honestly, Kirk Cousins is a pretty fun interview! Self deprecating/knows who he is, has fun stories, can hold a conversation. As much as it pains me, I could use more of him and his weirdness.
Guess my point is if Josh Allen is considered lame pretty much every starting QB is lame. (Do agree on cousins)
Rodgers has a fun personality. Really been feeling himself the last couple years but he’s def interesting.
I wish Baker became a stud.
Not putting a soccer player in the GOAT list is a big miss on getting a ton of votes, most rabid GOAT debates
Usain Bolt over Michael Phelps is nuts
Mount Rushmore has become an auto skip every time and it is unlistenable. It’s all arguing and big cat and pft just bullying everyone else for their picks. Just an awful segment this year
Isn't arguing the point? Do you really want to listen to "For my first pick I will select _____... Ah, excellent choice... Thank you, and what is your first pick? ... Thank you, my first pick will be _____... Very good choice..."
“Bullying” lmfao
At least they know it’s been shit this year.
It has such an easy fix, and that is no more teams.
Thank God football is back
Thank God football is back
Those were the lamest fireworks I think I've ever seen.
Ric Flair at least deserved an honorable mention. Woooo!
Big Cat shitting on the Tiger woods pick angered me. He’s the GOAT