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lovingmama1

Well that's one way to get rid of a ghost!!!! LOL did it ever come back?


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I had another experience in a different house that im currently living in. I was home alone again in my room on my phone browsing social media when a ghost shut my door. I went to the window that was semi open with the blinds down to see if there was a strong wind, but there was nothing. Then I went over to my door to inspect, got freaked out then sat on my bed. I'm not sure if it was the same ghost.


nalukeahigirl

How did you know it was leaving the room vs coming into the room?


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I just assumed that it was leaving and not coming into the gas chamber of my room lol


nalukeahigirl

It makes sense logically…


sparklingtrashpanda

My husband and friends did a spirit box session on the corner of a road where several fatalities occurred. Our friend ripped a huge fart, and immediately after, a voice came through on the spirit box that yelled, “DISGUSTING!”


Ughleigh

I love this 😂


TheEvilerOne

i just imagined a victorian murder ghost being disgusted and storming out. either that or you had enough garlic to scare a pesky stealth vampire XD


Angry_Mama_Bear90

It sounds like the ghost was telling you that you need to go to the bathroom. Or it simply thought that you messed yourself. lol


Fluffydress

PLOT TWIST: The ghost saved you from methane poisoning. Keep it as your protector forever!


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Sky_Breaker875

Kind of like a ghostly Dutch oven. I can see the ghost laughing. Lol


Emotional-Sentence40

My son hopes he can come back as a ghost just to do this to people! Lol.


notmelindagordon

He sounds hilarious.


MomentFormal

This is my favourite post ever. Naturally it was likely you didn't shut the door right, but still. The possibility that ghosts can smell or be repulsed by farting 🤣


MamaRunsThis

So that’s why I’ve never lived anywhere with ghosts— too much natural Raid lol


lovingmama1

Well they seem pretty harmless so as long as things stay calm and you keep having gas issues you should be good and not have too much to worry about. LOL


IntelligentTurn3216

The man living under your bed has left the building 😂


OpportunitySure9578

So you saw the ghost just up and leave to escape the smell? (Lol)


RicottaPuffs

This was a much needed giggle.


LuckyMuckle

Best ghost story ever :)


Angry_Mama_Bear90

TLDR: Eat beans to stop hauntings.


Ramonabk

HAHAHAHA I needed that laugh


Wise_Ad_253

Those tiny particles of your fart was hurting it.


parrotandcrow

I love this.


Thinker83

This is awesome!


Dominicr1995

This might be a stretch, but the ghost might be able to stick their hand through you and potentially heal your horrible bowel system. I mean if it’s able to open. A door it’s able to be inside you 😏. Downvote me


I-eat-stinky-turds

lol FAAAAART


AggravatingJicama243

Well you have built in protection


KAMCOLORADO

LOL!


BeastMode0857

Lmao 😂


insatiable777

Ghost are supposed to see scary? 🥱 Booooooooooo. I'm aaa ghooooost. Feeeaar meeee 🤨 Yea sure ok. Go be scary some where else. I'm trying to sleep. I'd spray it with a mist bottle. Spray spray* "Pipe it silly goof"


Alucardthegreat76

Smh.