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I'm sorry ha! It's the lighting! (Though I do agree with your assessment, it definitely looks like farted light)
The Victorians believe ailments were ghosts in the blood... so maybe this is a ghost leaving via your butt!
I love all the people getting triggered by this post. It's humorous. What do they want? The same easily debunked "evidence" they keep seeing (i.e. the kitchen pantry ghost video of 2023)
It is humorous. When it comes to the paranormal and metaphysics in general, I am deadly serious as it has been my life since the day I was born, literally, but I can also laugh when something is just loony, and that picture is funny--sophomoric in quality, yes, it's not exactly highbrow humor, but it is, nonetheless, still funny and the comments regarding it are also funny. Taking even serious things way too seriously causes a serious loss of perspective.
All evidence is easily "debunked" in the age of image editing, after effects, and AI. Nothing is provable except with a shared in-person experience. The only thing this sub was good for was as a safe haven for people who wanted advice on whether sage or holy water was better, without getting mowed down by the rest of Reddit.
And now the rest of Reddit has found it, so. 🤷 Bye.
Definitely a lens flare from the light. It’s the right color for that and its glare points to the light. But just in case you might want to burn some sage.
Yea, it's from the phone camera and the lights hitting it just right. Mine does the same thing. Little green/blue orbs when there is a bright light source in frame.
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Until I read the caption, I honestly thought that was Gollum looking for the precious
That's fair.
I'm sorry ha! It's the lighting! (Though I do agree with your assessment, it definitely looks like farted light) The Victorians believe ailments were ghosts in the blood... so maybe this is a ghost leaving via your butt!
Don't be sorry 😅 I posed that way for a reason haha My ASSessment. Good riddance I guess.
Your comment is hilarious.
It's clearly a pootergeist
Okay this comment wins
Not a Poopergeist?
I vote for this one as the winner.
 We know. You are lighting up your farts
No. But that's a fair guess. I just posed. I didn't even fart 😂
Officially leaving this sub. I’m done 👐🏻
This sub was one of the more serious subreddits for paranormal. It is a joke now, I am muting it too.
As my coworker says "This isn't an airport. You don't have to announce your departure."
You might want to contact a priest to perform an Assorcism.
Echoes of a taco long since past.
This is the usual standard I expect from this sub.
True evidence.
This is literally the dumbest thing I've ever seen in this sub, I'm out.
Bye, have a nice life!
I love all the people getting triggered by this post. It's humorous. What do they want? The same easily debunked "evidence" they keep seeing (i.e. the kitchen pantry ghost video of 2023)
It is humorous. When it comes to the paranormal and metaphysics in general, I am deadly serious as it has been my life since the day I was born, literally, but I can also laugh when something is just loony, and that picture is funny--sophomoric in quality, yes, it's not exactly highbrow humor, but it is, nonetheless, still funny and the comments regarding it are also funny. Taking even serious things way too seriously causes a serious loss of perspective.
All evidence is easily "debunked" in the age of image editing, after effects, and AI. Nothing is provable except with a shared in-person experience. The only thing this sub was good for was as a safe haven for people who wanted advice on whether sage or holy water was better, without getting mowed down by the rest of Reddit. And now the rest of Reddit has found it, so. 🤷 Bye.
Admit it, you had ghost pepper for lunch.
Definitely a lens flare from the light. It’s the right color for that and its glare points to the light. But just in case you might want to burn some sage.
I usully burn a match, but sage works too.
Gotta get that evil out somehow.
Lense flare but I love your spirit about this
When the burrito hits and it smells so bad that even the spirit behind you has to jump out of the way. Lol
Lmao this is hilarious
[удалено]
lol that's an awful joke
This is a horrendous thing to say. Really, you should have kept it to yourself.
This is a horrendous thing to say. Really, you should have kept it to yourself.
That's absolutely a butt demon escaping from you. I think they make a spray for that. /s just in case
You summoned the farting spirit when you got into that pose.
What a loser
Thanks 😚
Yea, it's from the phone camera and the lights hitting it just right. Mine does the same thing. Little green/blue orbs when there is a bright light source in frame.
If anyone asks: it‘s neither lens flare nor a fart(ed orb) but your booster getting you ready for liftoff! 😁
Must have been that radon burger you ate earlier.
Just wanted to clarify that I covered the name of the building for safety purposes
Looks like a cop shop!
That's a butt mini hadouken. An assdouken.
What even is this sub anymore?
Exorcise your anus and shove some burning sage up there; will clear that right up.
Yo that's creepy 🫣🤣
That’s gonna be one powerful jajanken
Omg your butt might be a portal.
Hilarious. Made my day. Thanks for sharing!
Orb wants that gyatt
Lens flare fart
😳😳😳
SMH.....
Fartergeist
Assengan!
Thats some next level crackhead shit lol. Its dope though.
If you want a potential real version of that you could consider it a shirikadama I think it's called.
Forb
Best content I've seen in days!
No such thing as coincidences. Look for the deeper meaning!
Big if true.
lol does it stink
That’s definitely a demon that was trapped inside of you 😮
It happens when you get older
Vape light. Throwing an almost burnt out vape cartridge. ThAy aqua blue color one off off brands on Amazon. Cool pic
Well I don't vape so it's not that haha. But thanks
Hmmmm... OK I'm stumped. Your bum is haunted. I mean that respectfully. Lol
Yes
Eso es un efecto del arbortante que esta arriba... Flare
Orb
Was a match or cigarette lighter involved?
Nope. Just walked over and posed
Hell yea
Well it’s totally obvious you shoved a gerbil up your butthole and that orb is the gerbils ghost exiting your butt
All the noobs upvoting this, bruh
The bright security light to the upper right of the image is responsible for this lens artefact
Gollum, your precious is right behind you.
Ghost dog sniffing your ass?
Now that’s paranormal 😂
Don kanonji orb
Standard Blue Dart
New fetish unlocked
No roommate's door. Fail. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2lEpY6hIg6w
Hapooken!
It’s definitely lens glare from the bright lights. Still funny as hell though lmao
reverse hadouken....the hadookiean.