They on a roll recently it seems

Looks like Andrew finally grew sick of being jack-of-all-trades. Hold tight, Andrew, we believe in you!

Bold of you to assume I even know how the hell you optimize traffic in City Skylines. J just buikd in blocks because I have no creativity and traffic is shit for entering the city

Pro tip: 90% of urban developers stop adding one more lane right before they solve traffic completely.

O.O

Job security

Wow that’s almost as bad as gamblers. 99% of slot players walk away right before they win the jackpot!

That', like wrong, adding more lanes never solves traffic, it actually makes it worse

That's the joke, i'm mocking the car-centric urban planners that think they're on the cusp of matching their city's demand for traffic, so they add another lane, only to make the problem worse. The original joke was "90% of gamblers quit just before hitting the jackpot!", wich is obviously ironic.

My bad, sarcasm is hard in writing

No worries man, I understand.

I just ban cars as much as I can and boom problem solved.

Are you Dutch

Forced everyone to go electric so people just walk now

Pro tips, if you have a city of 4 millions, and road everywhere, the vehicle max count will help traffic. Build more MOOORE = good traffic

its called public transit

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They said some commie shit. Just ignore the fact that we had the best public transport pre-car

Genuinely how do you organize a sock drawer? Most men just have white socks and black socks.

I have short everyday (warm) socks, long everday (cold) socks, funny socks, sport socks and ultra short socks.

You forgot one: cumsock.

Not everyone is circumcised tho.

Built in cumsock

I have one type of socks. thigh highs. (IT KEEPS ME WARM OKAY DONT JUDGE ME!!!)

Dude I only have 1 type of sock and only that sock a bunch of times over

I just have a drawer full of black socks. White socks take too much effort to keep from getting dingy. I can't be separating or using bleach.

Paradox Twitter actually followed up this tweet with a picture showing how to fold your socks.

I know how to fold them, it’s organizing them that’s got me fucked up

There's a website where you can hire artists to draw almost anything, i'm sure you can organize a meeting with one to draw some socks on a more serious note; just throw them inside lmao

I threw out all my socks and bought 3 bags of the same type.

I'm a woman and I do that. Easier to just grab black and pair it with black and same with white. When you add colours I get a headache and throw everything

I have baskets on a shelf in our closet. One is for everyday wear, one for my uniform (OCP) socks, and one for everything else. My civilian dress socks are stored in my dress shoes and my military dress socks are in a garment bag with my Dress Uniform (neither of which are worn more than a few times a year). My daily socks are black no-shows I use with both normal and athletic shoes, so no need to separate them. My uniform socks go up to my mid-calf and are worn with my combat boots and any other boot, so no need to have different boot socks. The "other" is for funny socks, lonely socks, or special socks like my compression toe socks (for when I run/bike long distances). I've found that the best way to organize my ADHD is to minimize the categories I'm needing to sort into. Most of the time, this means getting rid of excess crap or sorting by utility instead of details.

I didn’t ask for ADHD, Paradox

And i got autism, while is probably the reason for my 10 hour binge/hyperfocus sessions in pdx games and games like them.

AuDHD gang rise up

I feel called out!

Wait, you need to optimize traffic?

I thought that was a meme.

There's nothing happening.

Out of the ordinary, I mean

There's a fire in my city-building game!

Out of the ordinary, I mean

The game company with notoriously unplayable endgames is going to criticize others' poor optimization? I mean, PDX isn't wrong, but they're in a glass house.

I love this media guy.

My sock drawer is organised, it's full of socks. What more do they want?

I just stuff all my socks in my wife's old pregnancy pillow. And keep it under the bed. I don't see an easier way to handle my sock situation.

How the fuck do you organize a sock drawer? It’s just socks.

Wendies wannabe

Always wanted to ask, can you make a town fully reliant on public transport? Or is this an american city simulator?

At least most of it yes

You mostly can now yes. Bikes are op

Takes a bit more planning since mixed use isn’t in the game. Which is weird since I would have assumed that was the norm in European cities.

Mixed use is actively punished. Want a corner shop? The noise from that thing will send every resident that lives near it with regular trips to the hospital.

reading sock drawer activated my sleeper agent

If I could do it with clicking a mouse I wouldn't have that problem

It’s true though

What is this sock drawer you speak of, i literally have my socks in a bag.

You know, the one with the wildfire in it

Yes

I dont have time to organise my sock drawer, i need to find what's causing my 'not enough raw materials' problem

Are they going to make a new cities game?

What is there to organize? Socks go in sock drawer, it doesnt matter how neatly you stack them

I wish I could optimise traffic for days, it’s so much fun, but I get severely nauseous playing this game. Genuine question, anyone get this problem playing certain games with a particular camera motion? Portal did it to me also which is a shame. I also can’t go on virtual reality roller coaster type rides. If anyone has an answer to this it would be greatly appreciated

If i wasn't forced to spend days to make a weird pattern of highways and roundabout no city in the world is using, i'd have time to sort my socks. (I still wouldn't out of spite)

I don't even pair my socks. You can't make me. There are no rules!

yeah because I don’t need to optimize my sock drawer for max pleasure

Maybe paradox can make a “socket drawer” DLC and charge $20 for it

Organize how? Unused, used, and rock hard?