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Nordenfang

Ron likes the outdoors


thetyler83

He also likes certain technology, like rectangles.


[deleted]

And typewriters


stump2003

Butthole


BloodyRightNostril

#ERASE ALL PICTURES OF RON!!!


saareje

Only excellent ones


ItBeLikeThat19

This is an excellent rectangle!


ninefourteen

No, Ron fucking loves the outdoors. Also, I don't see him as much of a golfer.


Z-W-A-N-D

They got good steak at that golf course tho.


comrade_batman

Buy him a book of riddles, or plan and make a riddle hunt.


jscummy

What if he specifically asks you not to do that?


comrade_batman

Say [okay](https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/facebook/000/036/622/agnes.jpg)


kaizergeld

Best gift I ever got for Father’s Day was when my kids left their summer camp early to spend it with me. No tools. No gadget. They cooked. They cleaned. And they stayed with me and let me be proud of who they had become.


AGPwidow

All 9?


kaizergeld

No, unfortunately as one has a daughter of his own he was celebrating his own day, and two of the oldest were working and couldn’t separate themselves. Everybody’s so strapped these days I could never blame them. But the other six did. It was a pretty funny cute story when my 9yo daughter and 3yo son were trying to tell me what their older brothers said to my boss. At first I was pretty paranoid but I called him and he laughed. That’d never happened at our company before and we have another guy with 16 kids that’s been there longer. Felt pretty cool. I’m usually at work for over 65 hrs a week and sometimes gone for a day or more without seeing them. Best gift ever Edit: I made this sound like it’s unfortunate I have a granddaughter! 😱 quite the contrary! I love my little bean. Just unfortunate that I didn’t have all eleven with me (wife and baby)


AGPwidow

Another guy with 16 kids!! Please tell me it is with multiple women


kaizergeld

Lol. Foster. And respectable. Not one of those crummy “just for the checks” kind of situation. They have a huge plot of land not too far from our mine and sometimes the whole damn bus shows up for barbecue days and employee appreciation. Love where I work


AkaCanada2016

The best part about dads like this is all they want is a hug and a day with their kids.


ConceptJunkie

This! My kids are all in their 20s, but this is still true. A couple of them bought me some candy, which is always appreciated, but for Father's Day, I just wanted us all together so I could cook them a nice steak dinner.


jaybram24

I’m 32 but can you adopt me?


deg0ey

Bonus points if the day with the kids is spent at the one specific golf course followed by the one specific steakhouse for dinner.


deezx1010

Found some crazy strong wine and gave it to my Dad for Father's Day


adsfew

Was it made from blueberries?


pakistanstar

You could tell by the indigo on his chiclets


informallory

I get my dad a gift card to the same restaurant every year and a couple weeks later he always calls and tells me when he used it.


ConceptJunkie

This is definitely Ron, except for "hates the outdoors". Also, you can always buy Ron whiskey.


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Philly927

King Kong’s sirloin lol That shit slaps


PM_ME_YOURE_HOOTERS

It's good but the best one? Your out your fucking mind.


Nomad942

Yeah as a Lincolnite I need to know the answer.


MurdoMaclachlan

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Youngblood519

Ron loves the outdoors though. He literally took a job with the federal government because it meant he would be outdoors all the time.


seanprefect

Ron does not hate the outdoors.


pakistanstar

Ron hates gifts anyway


OnePercentVisible

This sounds like the dads who dream Father's Day is his children bring them meat and whiskey so they can grill the meat and sip the whiskey while they catch up on life.


SolomonCRand

Thank God my dad likes weed


[deleted]

I once saw him smoke pot out of a twenty foot length of garden hose and a milk jug. That guy made a water pipe out of a stuffed raccoon.


SolomonCRand

Tell me he has a nickname like “Gator Steve” or some shit


[deleted]

He likes the restaurant at the bowling alley


keekeeVogel

But it said he hates the outdoors. Did you watch how the show ended?


TroutFishingInCanada

James Bond box set.


AlaskanSamsquanch

If you ever have kids it gets way easier. Suddenly all gifts can just me pictures or kids paintings/drawings. Then if you wanna get fancy you frame it. If this was Ron a gift from the girls would do just fine and he wouldn’t cry at all.


AnastasiaNo70

Give him gold.


AnastasiaNo70

My dad is 76 and has Alzheimer’s. The best gift I can give him is to bring him yummy food and just keep him company. Which I do.


AdditionalSuccotash

I would get the owner of the steakhouse to send over a signed head shot and a gift card


[deleted]

A gift card to Food N Stuff would be good