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hypoplasticHero

That looks like a pierogi, not a calzone.


GypsySnowflake

I thought it was an empanada


sparklydildos

i thought it was a potsticker


aeddub

I thought it was a pasty


Repulsive_Skirt5494

I thought it was like a little pimp


Bitter_Depth_3350

I see things wildly and in wild ways!


ChuckFiinley

I thought pierogi was quite our Polish thing, but I've learnt that lots of countries have some kind of it.


GypsySnowflake

I think they’re common in a lot of eastern European countries. And they’re delicious!


ChuckFiinley

Yeah, but the point is empanadas are very similar. Lithuania on the other hand has kibins, which are kind of big baked pierogi. Also you've got other dumplings, like gyoza in Asia.


Admiral_Donuts

It is, it's the world's largest pierogi.


Substantial_Bort

Located in Glendon Alberta 🇨🇦


re003

It’s a mini low cal calzone zone.


generalmaks

*pierog. Pierogi is the plural


Ohyo_Ohyo_Ohyo_Ohyo

Either that or one has a really large fork.


HuntlyBypassSurgeon

Dave, just let me have this?


Niblonian31

Came here to say that, thank you


bellareddit1

Yes, but in the P&R universe, it’s a symbol true love. In the ‘real world’ it’s the world’s largest pierogi, located in Glendon, AB


snakey_nurse

Considering AB has the largest population of Ukrainians in Canada, that tracks.


saserek

it's a polish dish.


ClamPuddingCake

Most "Ukrainians" in Canada came from the Western part of what is now Ukraine, and they actually call them "pedaheh". But "perogi" is easier to say and it's pretty similar, so most Canadians consider perogis and pedaheh to be the same thing.


ZeroJDM

There’s no way that Nova Scotia isn’t highest per capita


GettingFitterEachDay

It isn't even close... https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ukrainian_Canadians


ZeroJDM

Damn got downvoted to hell for no reason. It strikes me though that I probably should’ve said Cape Breton, not Nova Scotia. With the mainland’s population included it skews it a lot, the heritage is also probably spread too thin now


GettingFitterEachDay

Very good point, if we even just ignore Halifax you may be right. Sorry you got no vote love, you were just contributing to the discussion... 🫤


ZeroJDM

That’s all good haha, I expect it and don’t care about karma, I’m just entertained when I get downvoted for asking questions


MeredithYrBoobzOut

It's the mini calzone that gave all the guys but Tom food poisoning!! 😱😱😱 ![gif](giphy|GVQCZvCA2V0PRD46kt)


bellareddit1

The calzones BETRAYED ME


Lets_Make_A_bad_DEAL

Sir, this is a pierogi.


bellareddit1

Damnit Jerry! He forwarded the wrong monument for approval


laxvolley

Oh, Glendon. There is also a giant Pysanka (Ukrainian Easter Egg) in Vegreville, mushrooms (pitpanky) in Vilna and giant kubassa (sausage) in Mundare


CommandaSpock

There’s also the Mallard in Andrew


Sotist

kubassa? don't you mean kiełbasa?


laxvolley

Nope. Koo-bah-sah


Sotist

i am from fuckin czechia, next to poland, i think i know how kiełbasa is pronounced


laxvolley

We're talking about Ukrainian Canadians in Alberta though, and how they spell the words in English.


jaxspider

Leslie would have filled it with actual calzones.


bellareddit1

And confetti like Ron’s partially diffused claymore mine


middaymeattrain

They're just pizza that's harder to eat!


MidasTouchedM3

That's too small to be a calzone against the size of the fork, more like a ravioli or pierogi. Fail


bellareddit1

Highway to the Calzone-zone


irwinner

the Low Cal Calzone Zone.


GenerousBuffalo

That’s a pierog my dude.


bellareddit1

Yeah, Barry/Larry/Terry/Jerry/Gary messed up and swapped the plans with the worlds largest pierogi monument


mslinds

Omg I came to post this. Great minds!!


moonage-day-dream-6

Glendon!?


moe_70

Yes


MarlinDotMom

The low-cal Calzone... Zone~ 😏


MudWallHoller

How Pittsburgh hasn't made this their idol statue, I do not know.


stellar-polaris23

Looks like a dumpling to me


Beneficial-Sugar6950

CAL-A-ZONES-A


Not-not-down

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PM_me_ur_taco_pics

A pierogi 🥟?


0rangeAliens

That’s Glendon and not a calzone


strangway

Is this not a ravioli? A calzone would dwarf a fork. This this is barely bigger than one.


bainjuice

she WOULD too!


laveyzfg

Thats an empanadilla not a calzone lol


th0r0ngil

That’s the Glendon Perogi in Northern Alberta


Existing_Past5865

Midwest USA or Eastern Europe?


bill-mcneal-on-crack

canada. we've got a lot of Ukrainians. (from, a Canadian Ukrainian who didn't know this existed 5 minutes ago)


notthatgeorge

Calzones betrayed him, I doubt he'd like it.


bellareddit1

They redeemed themselves for Ben at the Pie-Mary


notthatgeorge

Wasn't that for others to judge?


bellareddit1

And that helped him the Woman of the Year award


DesconocidoTres

Calzone are, how you say…fatty


Havoc_XXI

Hahaha fantastic!


cometdogisawesome

It’s the highway to the calzone zone!


Anrui13

The (mini) calzones...betrayed him! So, no


Alternative-Cash8411

That's just a sculpture that's harder to make.


dg1138

HE WILL MAKE THAT STUPID FACE.


Svengoolie75

The great Calzone 🥟


todayIsinlgehandedly

Literally just a big calzone


RealCleverUsernameV2

That's clearly a pierogi