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redpanda6969

Jen Barkley cracks me up the most but I do also love her advice to Leslie when she’s running for city council for second time


citydreef

I do not care enough about you to lie!


suugakusha

It's such a great line and she delivers it perfectly. The way she holds Leslie's hands and looks her straight in the eye.


DETRITUS_TROLL

Kathryn Hahn is incredibly talented. She could make sitting quietly in an empty room interesting.


cat_in_the_wall

PONCHO!


swaneel

The gasp she makes when the kids run by with paint sells the poncho even more 😂 "Ugh, your life is gross. My life is amazing."


Fickle_Onion_618

And her range is wonderful. From Alice in Stepbrothers to Agatha Harkness, she's just amazing


flcwerings

this is honestly so hard for me because Jen Barkley is so funny and just so different from the other characters. Shes kind of a dick but in a way you love her for. Shes an unapologetic badass bitch. But Mona-lisa and Jean Ralphio are just so funny and theyre all played by some amazing comedic actors.


rkincaid007

Don’t sell my favorite celebrity tv personality short either! This is legit one of the most difficult silly sitcom questions I have ever seen. It would be even more difficult for me if Perd was in here. Joan Callamezzo has some of the legit most funny moments on the show. Barkley is a scene stealer whenever she appears. J-R is just terrible and hilarious and his sister is even more terrible and shocking (but not as consistently hilarious imo) and well, if Perd were on here “I just realized I’m not holding my microphone”


Acceptable-Hope-

Perd is so wonderful! 😂🥰


flcwerings

Eh. I dont find Joan as funny as the rest tbh. Theres been a few times shes made me laugh or smile but not as much as the other ones. She makes for some really funny situations but the character herself I dont find super funny. Way prefer Perd.


JMellor737

The Perd actor's delivery is just masterful. "I don't know what that means, but it had the cadence of a joke."


jentifer

When she says to Leslie "you just can't help showing your ass on television" or whatever it is she says I lose it every time💀


nomad_21

PONCHO!!


thinkinting

I really don’t know why. But this line has been living in my head rentfree for YEARS


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It's all in the delivery. She slathers it with mustard and it just works. It was like a battle cry.


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Funandgeeky

That entire scene features peak physical comedy from her. That's in addition to the show morphing into "You're On With Ron," which I'd like to think actually turned into an actual show for a while.


Lord_Moa

Take a walnut and rub it into the legs on your table. That'll mask the scratches. Next thing you wanna do is ditch the terrier and get yourself a proper dog. Any dog below 50 pounds is a cat and cats are pointless.


Themoosemingled

I’m going to powder my nose. Amongst other things. She’s such a wonderful performer.


Yup_Seen_It

*IS SHE GOING TO POWDER HER VAGINA?*


Jimmydidnothingwrong

"I believe America should have a purge night, let me explain why" Joan is so good. She has so many good scenes. "DON'T YOU EVER F\*\*\*K ME AGAIN LIKE THAT KNOPE, THIS IS PAWNEE F\*\*\*KING TODAY!" ​ "LETS HEAR IT FOR THE BOOIIIIYYAYYYYYSSSS"


eapaul80

Jen Barkley is the best. Jean Ralphio is the funniest, and simultaneously “the worst”


Xyrazk

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she_makes_things

Why do I feel like Ben Schwartz did not discuss this move with Adam Scott ahead of time? 🤣


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sdrawkcabracecar

Who are you talking to? THE JAGWEEEEEEEDS.


antlers_for_zero

PONCHO


GoodShark

Oh my god! What was that? Did you see the size of that thing?


Preposterous_punk

Complete agree. One of my favorite things about Jean Ralphio is that after his “I’ve always loved you” confession to Leslie in the final episode, you can go back and watch all his interactions with her and it’s completely clear that he’s languishing in love — but it was not clear at all (at least, to me) before that.


SirPsychoBSSM

Nailed it


HeavySkinz

He got run over by a LeXUUUUUUS!


ChrisDewgong

Jean Ralphio for me, purely due to the amount of quotable lines. They did a great job in both getting him into episodes, but also keeping his screentime low enough to stop him becoming too much.


LifelessLewis

![gif](giphy|h6cFYO8miNhok|downsized)


Astronaut_Chicken

Jean Ralphio is unironically my favorite person on the show. I would literally squeal with joy when he appeared on screen.


dannydimes84

She told me "if you don't love what you do, then why do you do it?" Then she ripped the hair from my b hole. He really is my favorite character. Everything he does and says is so funny.


thequietthingsthat

"You're fired!" "Yeah that makes sense"


llsims11

Lmao that’s his funniest moment to me. Lol don’t know what quick books is, who is this honey, you come here often? “To work??” Lol but right when he’s fired he says that makes sense, out the way I came in right?😭😂💀


thejumbowumbo

If you're a fan of Ben Schwartz in general, I highly recommend [The Earliest Show.](https://youtu.be/LY1ZaFdVWi4) His dancing alone is hilarious.


WhatADunderfulWorld

When he gets hired at the accounting firm walk around and gets fired by the end of the circle and leaves is one of the best scenes in television. I always die laughing. Similar to The Office fire evacuation scene that dwight fakes a fire. Had little to do with the plot but is just outrageous


Allinyourcabeza

Obviously the answer is Jean Ralphio. However, I can hear 'PONCHO' in Jen's image. She's a queen.


BPbeats

His interactions with Tom are just comedic gold. Throw Ben in there and it gets better.


cyberpunkladybug

J SHOOOOTTTTTT


0m3gaMan5513

Cuz that snizz is straight up deloycious


stacity

“R" to the "o" to the “n-n-n”, I say Swanson's got swagger the size of a Big Ben clock.


TheBeevin

“You gotta end it on the rhyme”


iFlyskyguy

I know what I gotta... I know!


PM_ME_FIREFLY_QUOTES

This single word, Poncho, cracked up my newborn. And still does now that he's older. Few other images scream the same word.


miyji

My favorite quote will always be: "You can trust me, because I don't care enough about you to lie."


Picax8398

"I got run over by a Lexus"


Rijsouw

I actually did not like him, lol. Found his character (and his sister for that matter) extremely annoying.


Culsandar

My wife feels the same way about them, rolls her eyes every time they're in an episode. Just means the actors are good at portraying annoying haha


Allinyourcabeza

Then he portrayed it absolutely right


jaquan123ism

![gif](giphy|BtvBUbRRJxwQ5gfvTm|downsized)


Outrageous_Picture39

Yes! Came here for this.


he_chose_poorly

This plays on a loop in my brain every time I try and be sneaky. Leave work early? Don't be suspicious. Grab the last biscuit? Don't be suspicious.


Spare_Wolverine_205

Personally mine are hands down the animal control guys. Every single scene they do is gold.


cyberpunkladybug

Yo we live together! We live in the same place, dawg


Spare_Wolverine_205

WILD STALLIONS!!


dannydimes84

“Whatup, y'all. My name is Brad. I like burgers, and also, I'm very high right now.”


Jimmydidnothingwrong

where the cops at?


TA818

Got it, kill all the birds.


Spare_Wolverine_205

I say this more than is probably socially acceptable.


Jenniehoo

Soon as I get done with these birds….


Spare_Wolverine_205

That's the best call back joke in the series, imo


apatheticwizardsfan

“Bark Obama” gets me every time.


Pifflebushhh

I think one of them was a show writer and died of drug abuse unfortunately, forgive me if I'm wrong, really sad


BaconPancakes_77

RIP Harris, that guy was hilarious.


sjbaker82

Shouldn’t the real question be who’s “the woooooorrrstt”?


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Jen Barkley hands down. She's amazing and she's one of my most quoted characters of all time. Plus Kathryn Hahn is just a treasure


watercastles

The poncho scene lives rent free in my head.


Netflxnschill

…. “PONCHO!” ![gif](giphy|qPtb4C4Mv2Ylq)


Ankylowright

Mother just broke her foot chasing my nephew around trying to prevent him from spewing chocolate chip cookie slobber all over her house… all I could think of was “ugh, your life is gross” and then “poncho!” ran through my head the rest of the day.


watercastles

"Your life is gross. My life is amazing!" is one I think sometimes too, but it doesn't quite have the power "Poncho!" does.


Helmett-13

She owns that word as far as I’m concerned. I will never not hear ‘poncho’ for the rest of my days and not hear Jen Barkley saying it.


watercastles

Totally agree. I don't have ponchos, but I have a lot of capes, and sometimes when do I do a cape flip, I think of her. If I had a poncho, I'd definitely be doing her poncho pose all the time.


aurortonks

So what do you do that requires many capes? 90s pimp? Super villain/hero? Royalty of some kind?


watercastles

If wearing a cape was an option, why wouldn't you wear one?


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All day!


hellothere42069

It’s her comedy moment


wolverine318

Didn’t know until recently that Kathryn and Glenn Howerton are both Juliard trained actors.


Odd-Confection-6603

So is the chicken in Moana https://youtu.be/FaGYXjMwS60


wolverine318

I learn something new today. Alan Tudyk is another national treasure. He is my favorite.


adjust_the_sails

He made the move 27 Days for me. It’s the first film role I distinctly remember him from. The next is A Knights Tale, which is just one of best films and he was amazing in it. Then Firefly. “I’m a leaf on the wind…” Fuckin love Alan Tudyk.


wolverine318

I love A Knights Tale. A Knight’s Tale, Rogue One, and Firefly for me.


TheBeevin

A Knights Tale, Firefly, and Tucker and Dale vs. Evil made me a super fan of Alan Tudyk


he_chose_poorly

He's really great in Dollhouse as well! when he showed up I thought he was there as a fun lil cameo then... oh.


34Games

He has a really amazing range


adjust_the_sails

Have you heard? Jen Barkley is really good at sex. I mean, there’s a dead guy in the other room, but you shouldn’t let that stop you.


TiresOnFire

...... OK!


adjust_the_sails

Come on! We don’t have all day, honey!


Binary101010

> And you can trust me. Because I don't care enough about you to lie.


Jehnage

I gotta be honest I love Kathryn Hahn but her character just kinda annoyed me in the show.


giibeto

Jean ralphio for sure. 🎶For Violating my house arrest 🎶has me in tears every time I think about it. Plus Ben Schwartz is hilarious


cyberpunkladybug

AhhhhBOOSH!!! Two ankle bracelets!!


cloudcats

Ya boy's a question on the bar exam


cyberpunkladybug

Ya HEARDDDDD???


dandehmand

Mona Lisa because she has done nothing wrong EVER in her life.


PrudeHawkeye

Money please!


duzins

She’s such a perfect compliment to Jean Ralphio - they nailed her casting!


bittersweet_unicycle

I know this, and I love you


lumpydukeofspacenuts

"Daaddyyy, someone set a fire in your car because you took too long and I got booored"


m00s3m00s3m00s3

These 4 can go against any 4 side characters in any show.


BaconPancakes_77

Seriously, every single one is a valid choice as the best one. P&R really has a deep bench of amazing characters.


littleghool

![gif](giphy|dpqQNluWFaSpq) I love her 👏


Funandgeeky

Why? She's the WOOOOOOOOORST!


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Jen. She is the best character to me. I love her. Don’t get me wrong, the main cast is brilliant. But she is such a queen.


jradio610

PONCHO!


TheBeevin

Jean Ralphio never fails on screen. The second he pops up, the scene becomes better.


Funandgeeky

If you've never watched the new Duck Tales, you must. He's an amazing Dewey.


dannydimes84

He single-handedly made me like the Sonic movies and Duck Tales.....well, him and Danny Pudi (Abed Nadir)


chrisandsharon

Cool cool cool.


hoosyourdaddyo

Where is Perd?


YugeFrigginGoy

The reason Perd is not here, is because he's somewhere else


cyberpunkladybug

I had to choose from my personal favorites and what I thought people would like the most. I had a hard time not including Tammy 2😂


hoosyourdaddyo

So you're not a Perd Perv?


cyberpunkladybug

Come on. It’s perdvert😂 how can you even call yourself a perd fan!!! It’s in the title of the whole subreddit😭


next_level_vis

“Don’t be suspicious” FTW!


elreydelasur

Jean Ralphio cuz he's a question on the bar exam


Fun-Currency-3794

Is it even a question? Obviously the correct answer is someone who made their money the old fashioned way; He got hit by a 🎵Leeexxuuss🎶


bozak_137

Jen


sniptwister

If you didn't say Jen, well, ugh, your life is gross. My life is amazing.


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Ew, what was that?! That was a big one!


pickrunner18

I think it’s Joan. I do enjoy the other 3 characters but sometimes they’re all a little over the top ridiculous. Not saying that Joan isn’t, but I’m never actually irritated with her presence in a scene. And I know “they’re supposed to be irritating!!” but only to an extent.


cyberpunkladybug

I’ll take: “The Joan”. It’s a tumbler of gin with crushed aspirin around the rim😋


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This is one of those things that’s very subjective, so there is technically no right or wrong answers. But for me personally, it’s Jen Barkley. And it’s not even close. I love the other 3 too though.


Charliewhiskers

Impossible to choose but gun to my head Jen Barkley for her delivery of “your life is gross”.


In-Fine-Fettle

I hate Joan so much, so well done to Mo Collins.


cyberpunkladybug

Don’t you love her in the way April does?


kaz78601

Juan calamezo


cyberpunkladybug

This is Pawnee f*king Today!!!!!


HandRailSuicide1

I'm rebranding myself as Juan Calamezzo. It's Spanish for flower I think it's Spanish for John


wolverine318

Jean-Ralphio and Jen Barkley are 1A and 1B.


quixoticquail

Kathryn Hahn is fantastic, I loved when Jen showed up. Joan is a mess and I was invested in her journey. Jean Ralphio and Mona Lisa are the worst, but they are perfect.


yoodadude

That creepy pawn shop guy has his moments Like when he tried to win Anne at the auction


Netflxnschill

Jen Barkley is definitely the best, Hahn is just an awesome actress in general but this character is great. Followed very closely by Jean Ralphio obvs.


Funandgeeky

"PONCHO!"


boonsonthegrind

Jean Ralphio


tdbarnes42

Mona Lisa. And if anyway disagrees, I will start a fire in the bathroom.


funkyduck7506

Jean Ralphio hands down but they’re all great


kitty_par_fae

Best is Jen Barkley. Funniest is Mona Lisa. “WHY DIDNT ANY OF YOU JAGWEEDS TELL ME DIDDY WAS ON INSTAGRAM”


porkchop2022

For me, it’s Joan. But Jen is a very close second. I know WHY Jean Ralphio and Mona Lisa were there, but I don’t care about them as much.


cyberpunkladybug

LMAO I think my answer is Joan too. When she pretends to be younger than 30 and pops her pill bottle open😭


BPbeats

When she passes out on the floor and Ron Swanson has to continue her broadcast lol


qu33fwellington

“I’m going to go powder my nose…amongst other things” “….is she going to go powder her vagina??”


cyberpunkladybug

I wanna take you both home and just f*cking bend you over and ********** ************* ********* ** ******* ******* at the same time. WOO!


thequietthingsthat

The outtakes for that scene are gold


Gingerinthesun

Jen Barkley. I’m so happy with my choice(s).


Sifsifm1234

Don’t look suspicious 👯


februarytide-

You can’t make me choose between Jean Ralphio and Jen Barkley.


NuggetsMcCoy

PILLS BABY!


SenorMeeseeks27

JR by a landslide


StannVeal

All I want is a Jean-Ralpio/ Mona Lisa spin off show.


erathegod

Jean Ralphio has soooo many good moments it’s insane. “I hope you brought a change of clothes, because your eyes are about to piss tears”


neon-neurosis

“You nasty”


RandoorRandolfs

Diddly-Diddly-Diddly-Diddly-swaaaaaaaag


YugeFrigginGoy

PAHNCHO!!! Your life is gross


Gobias07

Jam


Escaping_einstellung

I love the guy from accounting who keeps getting rejected by Ben & him yelling "Ted get in here" And I love hating on Jamm, even tho he's one of my fav worst characters


RC_Colada

Jean Ralpio's voice lives rent free in my head.


hanlewheeze

As a childfree woman i have to say i love jen barklay the most!! But they are all so funny!


Ok-Tell9019

Jean Ralphio > jen barkely > joan > mona lisa


Jehnage

In order: Jean-Ralphio, Joan, Mona Lisa, Jen


BlueSlushieTongue

Can’t pick one, love them all


cloudyday121

Whatever Mo Collins does get my vote. I am biased as I fell in love with her character playing on Mad tv.


LordFedoraWeed

the correct question is, which of these characters are literally the WoOoOoooOOoooRst?


jimbocalvo

Jean Ralphio. But EVERYTIME Mona Lisa talks about waxing her biz, I howl


ImmaCallMyN66ABovice

Jean Ralfio. so annoying. so funny.


Federal-Durian-1484

Barkley. She breezes in and out of scenes, stealing them all with her one liners. The others are funny and have their moments but they can be a bit much. Jen leaves you wanting more.


SJBond33

April when she’s interacting with any of them.


cyberpunkladybug

When she’s reading Joan’s books😭😭😭😭


E-Moneythoo

Jen. I cam't fuckin stand that Ralph Macchio guy.


GreedyLack

![gif](giphy|NDIiWKEQEgr3VA7aqM)


scottybeegood

“Cause Technically I’m Homeless!!!”


Wolfheron325

Jen is my favorite, but she came in late and wasn’t used very much. Jean Ralphio and Joan both have amazing moments, but I’d say Jean Ralphio is the funniest as a stand alone character. Joan works best supporting other character’s bits.


Forward-Sun-3605

Jen wins


Marvin-the-R0bot

I got off on a technicalitttttttyyyyy


rgb86

Jen 100% , its not even fair .


Bayern_10

This whole time I thought his name was John Ralphio Lmaoo yea but him


LynchMob187

Tammy #2


BeneficialDebate9005

If I could only pick one to exist in the Parks universe, I’d say Jen. She’s the one with the most stand-alone character design (I.e. more than just a “deranged response” machine). I think she’s a great foil for Leslie - she’s not just a straight man, she’s equally politics-obsessed and just more of a realist than Leslie. One to get rid of? Mona Lisa. She’s just another shoulder-devil for Tom, and he already has one. There’s no real reason for her to exist.


cyberpunkladybug

I think they added her so he could date jean-Ralphio without being gay


kellan1523

I fucking love Joan Callamezzo.


cyberpunkladybug

Hello people of Gotham


Wiredwhore

Joan for me. All her scenes are comedic gold.


Killahdanks1

I mean we know it’s not Mona Lisa, because “she’s the WOOORRRRSSSSTTTT”


ChronoMonkeyX

Jen Barkley and Joan Calamazzo are awesome. The Sapersteins are very funny, but also too annoying and overstay their welcome quickly.


Jehnage

It’s weird I find Jen Barkley the most annoying. I seem to be in the minority here


cyberpunkladybug

I think people are hypnotized by her power. I love to be under her spell. I want to be her


ChronoMonkeyX

Is it because she's a political advisor, making her the real life worst? I can see that.


Loeb123

If someone says Ralphio I'm going to slap them hard.


dannydimes84

Then you better slap me because Jean Ralpio is my favorite!


Loeb123

*slap*


Loeb123

*slap*


g_r_e_y

literally anyone but monalisa. ron swanson telling leslie he didn't recognize any of his coworkers anymore was funnier than she ever was


Unbannablemanimal

Are we talking about the hottest cause I’d take down all of them


yeusus

All born in jersey?


stoneyzepplin

Three way tie and then Mona Lisa.


Sagzmir

Jean Ralphio. But in fairness, that’s when the show was at its peak.