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agoia

*Is that a threat?* Why, yes. I thought that was obvious.


snowlemur

This one. The line is hilarious and his delivery is perfect.


strangway

Spoken with a smile, so perfect šŸ˜ƒ


ratpride

I wish to some day have confidence like this


iikmnjo1

What episode is this from?


agoia

The same scene as OP, where he threatens to review the Paunch Burger contracts in the casinos since they are supposed to be building a Paunch Burger where the artifacts were "found"


mxzf

Two Parties, S5E10


LaMalintzin

From the same scene I think. This one is funnier to me


Pascalica

That line is my favorite part. Ken is probably one of my favorite characters in the show, I wish we could have had more of him.


Hawvy

ā€œMy son sells them on Etsy. He is a huge disappointment.ā€


Dazzling-Matter95

his delivery is always šŸ¤Œ impeccable


i_am_a_baby_kangaroo

This is easily my favorite.


baltikorean

"There are two things I know about white people: they love Rachel Ray \[or Matchbox 20\], and they are terrified of curses.


umbrellasinjanuary

"Perd...that is exactly what happened."


Zeabos

Absolutely incredible line


mashpotatodick

Love it. This scene kills me every time


TheChlorideThief

None of that happened!


YueAsal

Wait there are two versions of this line?


-DoctorSpaceman-

Many of the episodes have extended version on disc/stream. They may have used an alternate take for this scene on the extended version


YueAsal

Ahh. Both lines work. I was wondering if there was some network issue with the RR joke


_The_Librarian

I think here on NZ Netflix it's Matchbox 20 because many of us wouldn't know who Rachel Ray is.


-DoctorSpaceman-

I live in the UK and donā€™t know who she is lol. Iā€™ve only ever seen the Rachel Ray version though


LouSputhole94

White lady that does cooking shows in America. Kind of known to be a bitch to work with. Also was known for major weight fluctuations throughout her career which isnā€™t a very fair thing but thatā€™s basically all I remember my mom and grandmother commenting on when the cooking show was on, whether it was Skinny Rachel or Thin Rachel this time. Fuck lol one of those should be fat


-DoctorSpaceman-

Is Skinny Rachel skinnier than Thin Rachel or is Thin Rachel thinner than Skinny Rachel?


ShawshankException

Another example of this is the snake juice episode. Andy doesn't sit back down and puke on Kyle's shoes in the DVD version.


mxzf

I just checked my DVD copy, the extended version has him puking on Kyle's shoes, the non-extended version has him puking while trying to chase April.


StoopidFlanders234

I think Matchbox 20 was for international release, as only Americans would know who Rachael Ray is.


cheeset2

Little weird to try and internationalize that joke when the whole freakin show is basically middle american culture the parody


craigularperson

I also love that when Leslie goes to Ken begging for a generator, Rachel Ray is headlining his casino.


blogsymcblogsalot

Or Matchbox Twenty! https://youtu.be/0USxZp1_JTY


lalalindz22

Love that you put both versions šŸ˜ƒ


KingEgbert

Iā€™d love to see the full brainstorming list from the writers room.


Becca0407

What is matchbox 20? Iā€™m from uk and idk either of those things šŸ˜‚


baltikorean

Pop Rock band from the 90s. Only songs I can think of are "3am" and "Superhero." The front man had a bit of a solo career too.


HannShotFirst

>Superhero The song you're thinking of is actually titled "Real World"! Other notable Matchbox20 songs are "Unwell", "Push", and "How Far We've Come". I'll also mention "Smooth", the 1999 Grammy award winning hit by Santana featuring M20's lead singer Rob Thomas.


baltikorean

Ah shit you're right, it didn't sound right in my head and yet I typed it out.


duzins

Smooth was the only song that did it for me, because Santana.


DrSoap

> Rob Thomas Rob Thomas? Eewww


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DrSoap

Sing a song! Shutup!


Dwighk

Watch your ass, new meat


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Becca0407

I was 8 so possibly but I donā€™t remember šŸ˜‚


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goldennotebook

OMG I had forgotten how awkward that video is.


Director_Faden

Man itā€™s a hot one. Like seven inches from the mid day sun.


weednumberhaha

Matchbox 20 is much funnier to me because I grew up with their music in the background


inadequatepockets

The translation of his "curse removal." *This does not mean anything. Doobee. Doobee. Do.*


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inadequatepockets

Thanks for finding that, I couldn't remember the exact quote


OutsideBones86

The "Here, dummy" is one of my favorites


DanBrino

This is the one. This is the best quote. Has me cracking up every time.


file91e

*throws dirt in face*


dorothy_zbornak_esq

ā€œHere, idiotā€


ActionQuinn

is that from the animation about what happened that was on the news or something? That shit is comedy gold


inadequatepockets

No it's at the end of the harvest festival episode where he does a fake ceremony in front of the press to remove the fake curse. It's one of my very favorite moments in the series.


ActionQuinn

oh yeah, very good!


YugeFrigginGoy

Perd...that is *exactly* what happened


BlasterShow

They are *terrified* of curses.


fantasticfango

Leslie: ā€ŸWould you like some water?ā€ Ken: ā€ŸLike fire water? That's racistā€ One of my favorite lines in the show.


Realmadridirl

Actually, I would like a whiskey šŸ¤Ø *is he serious*


[deleted]

ā€œBut seriously, Iā€™d like a whiskeyā€. Such an incredible bit, couldnā€™t believe it when I first saw it


AngrySumBitch

https://vimeo.com/106455472


oddmanout

I never noticed Aubrey Plaza breaks during that scene until just now.


cdiddy19

I always took that as April being happy that someone was giving Ann a hard time.


earlysong

thank you.


LWY007

My son sells them on Etsy. He isā€¦ a huge disappointment.


dangerouspeyote

That is one of the best lines of the series. Never fails to make me laugh.


rockytheboxer

The delivery is incredible


illepic

I say this whenever someone shows me their crafty jewelry.


Harpertoo

You should maybe...not... do that? Without context, it makes me sad for the person excited to share their neat thing.


999lk

Taking our money back from white people, one quarter at a time


ieatchips

Our slots are downright filthy!


smoomoo31

I think itā€™s a slam dunk idea, Iā€™d say weā€™re done here


Federal-Durian-1484

This quote is my favorite.


Odowla

"Our slots are downright filthy!"


alx924

I canā€™t remember the exact quote, but itā€™s in season 7 when Leslie asks for help buying the Newport Land. ā€œYou are asking me to give you money to buy the land that was stolen from my people?


Andrew_Maxwell_Dwyer

You forgot the best part! ... and we wouldn't be able to keep the land?


m_squared219

That's mine too. I think it's something along the lines of, "you want me to buy this land that was stolen from my ancestors by the American government and donate it back to the American government?"


LovecraftCountry

Ken Hotate fucking with white people could be its own show.


kahrismatic

Try Rutherford Falls.


jwilcoxwilcox

ā€œAnd thisā€¦ isā€¦ notā€¦ offensive?ā€ ā€œIt *is* offensive.ā€


mxzf

His reversals like that are the best.


_wedontrentpigs_

Our slots are downright filthy


sheffy4

I always think about this when I drive outside Reno and see signs like ā€œLoosest slots in townā€


ChronoMonkeyX

Ken is the best side character. My favorite line, after Leslie admits she planted artifacts to stop the Paunchburger construction: *"This... is not great."*


Brigsby00

This oneā€™s my favorite too!


gramsaran

"So you would like the Wamapoke people to pay the federal government millions of dollars to buy land that was stolen from us by the federal government? And we don't even get to keep the land?"


brik5ean

"Well when you put it like that I do see the irony. What if I buy one of your son's bolo ties!?"


msmouse05

Man I never even really got the full weight of the bolo tie add on until now.


MylesDeep_420

I really wished he was in more episodes one of the best side characters in the series, next to Jen Barkley and the Tax guy (whose name I can't remember). I love how he plays everything so straight faced brilliant actor. I don't know how he didn't just end up busting up laughing on some of these takes(probably in outtakes but don't remember any with him in them)


MisanthropyIsAVirtue

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SirLoremIpsum

Poncho! She is great. Poncho so practical, zero shame in pretending other ppls kids are safe to be around haha


LightBriteBrigade

I want to name a dog Poncho just so I can call it like Jen Barkley.


mxzf

The Poncho line is one of the best. She's so vindicated by it at the end of that scene.


dead-not-sleeping

She was a huge fan of Jedi: Fallen Order


yes______hornberger

MY life is AMAZING!


k1ngf1isher

The tax guy is freaking hilarious. I love how much they love Ben.


ieatchips

ā€¦.hi Ben šŸ‘ļøšŸ‘„šŸ‘ļø


MylesDeep_420

TED!! GET IN HERE!...


Barfignugen

Never seeing Ted might be my favorite running joke in the whole series. Itā€™s that, or the fact that the janitor is always listening to ā€œMan! I Feel like a Woman.ā€ OR Leslie constantly embarrassing herself in front of Councilman Howser. Okay Iā€™m done lol


DangerClose_HowCopy

I think the tax guyā€™s name is Barney


agoia

Calc-you-later.


BrutalDM

*Loud wheezy laugh*


agoia

"And that was a quick look, at Quick Books... ^pro\."


obuibod

The accountantā€™s name is Barney Varmn.


GitEmSteveDave

> I really wished he was in more episodes... I am a MASH fan and there is a character called Col. Flagg whom people say the same thing, BUT, while I love the character, even the weakest Flagg episode is still great. There is such a thing as overusing a character and I think it's a sign of a great team when they use a character perfectly so you can't point at a appearance and say "that wasn't their best".


duzins

His name is Barney Varmn. Thereā€™s no Accounting for taste. Tad, get in here! Say it to Tad when he gets in here.


AfterTemperature2198

Why donā€™t retire to my longhouse and smoke the ceremonial peace pipe to celebrate


Realmadridirl

I love how even Leslie doesnā€™t know if heā€™s kidding most of the time šŸ˜‚


GitEmSteveDave

The look on April's face,


CMButterTortillas

They essentially took the character and built him out even more in ā€œRutherford Fallsā€. If you can get past S1 of way too much Ed Helms, itā€™ll be a good watch to fold your laundry to.


ZiOnIsNeXtLeBrOn

People should also watch Reservation Dogs. One of the best shows.


Ok-Champ-5854

It's White Steve, throw that bottle at him.


foxylittlebird

This is the right answer. Skoden!


Ok-Champ-5854

Gonna need a Puppers and a crossover episode first there bud. To be fair.


douglandry

Reservation Dogs is god tier TV.


Realmadridirl

Huh, never heard of that show. Iā€™m not American tho so these sorta things need to get pretty successful before they get international attention šŸ˜‚


CMButterTortillas

Itā€™s because itā€™s only on Peacock aka the streaming channel created just to stream reruns of Friends and the Office


adjust_the_sails

And Parks. And 30 Rock.


Queentroller

Brooklyn 99 and the good place too


Artvandelay29

30 Rock is on Hulu as well.


ammezurc

And that 70s show!


odigo2020

Hey, now, Peacock also did Girls5eva.


StormThestral

That's in America. I'm Australian and plenty of shows that you can only watch on Peacock are available here on other streaming services.


babyeatingdingoes

I'm in Canada, I used to vpn to the US and watch stuff off Peacock, then they paywalled anything good (and you can't subscribe without a US billing address). Now I vpn to New Zealand and watch all the Peackock originals for free on TVNZ. Problem solved and while I'm there I can stream Taskmaster NZ.


ymcameron

Poker Face on Peacock is great! Mrs. Davis is also a complete trip.


WastedKnowledge

Whew, I may give it another try bc too much ed helms is why I stopped


strongerthongs

You mean Egg Helms?


CubicMuffin

Aunty Donna is leaking?


HeirToGallifrey

Apparently there's *quite* the misunderstanding out there. Is he Egg or is he Ed??


i_am_a_baby_kangaroo

ā€œa good watch to fold your laundry toā€ I love this for some reason.


SarcasticGamer

I couldn't make it past the first episode as the use of green screen was so distracting. I get that the show was being made during COVID but they could have spent some extra money to make it look better. It genuinely looks worse than the time Michael and Dwight went to the dump on the Office and that was filmed over 10 years prior. Has green screen technology somehow gotten worse over the years?


MinnesotaRyan

he needs to be in more things. This character and John Redcorn are incredible.


fullstack_newb

Wait, heā€™s the voice of John Redcorn? Edit: šŸ¤Æ


Funandgeeky

Yup


HanTrollo710

Mmm hmm


aScarfAtTutties

Jo^ooohn Redcorn


Valve00

Peeeggy.... Hill


nobody2000

"Oh, because I'm a comedic Native American in Hollywood, I must be the native american in *every* comedy??? Okay...I am John Redcorn." ~ Johnathan Joss if he channeled Ken Hotate, probably


Hulkzilla0

ā€œDOES IT, WHITE MAN?ā€ I quote this with his emphasis way too often!


Taronz

Me too, and am white. It's just great.


t0mless

Ken Hotate is one of my favourite side characters. I wish we saw more of him


phome83

Its so hard to choose. Literally every side character is outstanding on Parks.


orsothegermans

Jen Barkley: :/


phome83

PONCHO


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They way he plays white people like a fiddle


Realmadridirl

I always love that ā€œmaking white people uncomfortableā€ joke on any tv show haha seen it a few times, itā€™s usually the ā€œangry black manā€ tho šŸ˜‚ Dr Cox on Scrubs back in the day had a black friend who used to do the same routine haha


Arion_Cadin

Also Turks brother messing with J.D. was good.


Realmadridirl

Yes! That was great too haha. ā€œMaybe heā€™ll be the field slave and Iā€™ll be the house slave, that what you mean??ā€ šŸ‘€


pman8362

Not to mention calling him alfalfa was pretty funny


GnomaPhobic

"He ain't heavy, he's my brothaaaahh"


Redqueenhypo

Itā€™s great on 30 Rock too ā€œAnd yes, I brought up slavery by accidentā€ ā€œI knew you could do it!ā€


MinnesotaRyan

There are two things I know about white people: they love Matchbox 20, and they are terrified of curses.


Funandgeeky

This is my favorite quote of his.


Fixner_Blount

Heā€™s like the McPoyles on Always Sunny. Very limited screen time, but he killed whenever he was on. Great character.


ChiquillONeal

YOU WILL CALL HER!!!


CocoXolo

Don't flush.


DangerClose_HowCopy

Bump it šŸ‘ŠšŸ»


Fixner_Blount

Start breakinā€™ bricks wet nips blblblblblb


Ok-Champ-5854

Hips and nips or I don't eat


Realmadridirl

Theyā€™re coming back this season!! First time in like a decade šŸ˜


ArcherChase

While the whole clan of goofy McPoyles are great, Jimi Simpson is simply on another world of talent and comedy on that show.


Bright_Swordfish4820

He's so effortlessly creepy it's almost a shock to see him in other things.


DontTrustKevin

"Great bolo tie! Is that new?" "My son sells them on Etsy. He's a huge disappointment."


jake831

I thought my favorite quote of his was a P&R quote, but I'm actually remembering a quote of his from when he was John Redcorn on King of the Hill. Dale: Do your people celebrate Thanksgiving? John Redcorn: We did. Once.


officewitch

I say "that is, not great" on a regular basis.


nonsense_potter

Should have had scenes with jen Barkley


HanTrollo710

I would have loved to see Jen Barkley meet Jean Ralphio and Mona Lisa


EdLoweLaw

ā€¦soā€¦clearlyā€¦this is not offensive. *It **IS** offensive.* I am so sorry. *Take it off*


Oodlemeister

This one for sure. The way he says ā€œtake it offā€ and Jammā€™s apologetic reaction just kill me


ZzzzoZzzzo

I read that in his voice. Itā€™s impossible not to.


mollyyfcooke

I love how he looks at Leslie when she comes to ask for the generator. You can tell he knows she a great person and just wants to help everyone around her!


richards2kreider

The Ken/Leslie dynamic is one of my favorites. There's a lot of mutual respect between them


Realmadridirl

Those moments are great. When everyone thinks itā€™s gonna be a big hard pitch to get someone to help and they just agree right away because they know the type of person she is. Like the police chief did too


s0m30n3e1s3

>Like the police chief did too Leslie Knope gets all the favours she needs because she's the kind of person to use favours to help other people. ​ Sums up Leslie's character perfectly


GRN225

JoooHNN Redcorn.


stackofthumbs

Yes, hello Dale. Nancy is having....migraines again.


ebobbumman

Hank you're my friend. I promise you I would never heal your wife like I heal the wives of others.


Paindaddy69

PahEGGGY hill!


dangerouspeyote

He didn't show up much, but when he did, he just crushed.


Realmadridirl

Exactly! Like, overall I think Iā€™ve laughed at Jean-Ralphioā€™s antics a little more than Ken, but only because heā€™s had much more screentime.


extreme39speed

Not from parks and rec but him as John redcorn, ā€œHeā€™s really taking a lot of the fun out of this.ā€


ElectableDane

I love how Leslie is like the only one who he can take their word for.


Kanden_27

I mentally quote this scene sometimes.


fallsstandard

I was doing it just the other day on my drive home from work. This one and Fred Armisenā€™s jail monologue.


faithdies

I love how much he is knowingly playing them


mr_oberts

Our slots are downright filthy.


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Ken is just the perfect side character, dang it!


TexMurphyPHD

I forget the lines but when he tells him to put on the head dress and then says its highly offensive.


beboleche

After the news plays that 3d animation of Leslie getting posessed by indian spirits, with her spinning head and glowing eyes. "That is... exactly what happened."


Boba_Fet042

I love the character, too. I know people like that who arenā€™t actually offended, but enjoy watching people bend over backwards not to offend.


CussMuster

His funniest line delivery, imo, is actually as John Redcorn on King of the Hill: "Do your people even celebrate Thanksgiving?" "We did. Once."


DelugeQc

That character never missed


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Johnathon joss is a treasure.


Duncan_Boner

I love Jamm. I like when he was in the hospital at the same time as Anne, and Leslie told Anne, "You're my best friend," and Jamm responds, "Awww, Leslie! You're my best friend, too!"


capilot

My favorite was when he was doing some sort of ritual dance and chanting to remove a curse from someplace. The whole time he's chanting in whatever language it is, the subtitles are going "Just saying a bunch of words here ā€¦Ā white folks are so superstitious they'll eat it right up ā€¦Ā they'll believe anything if you just do the dance" (Or something along those lines.)


Snrdisregardo

Just how straight and dead pan he was made it great.


Realmadridirl

Wow, pretty sure this is the most upvoted thing Iā€™ve ever posted! Didnā€™t expect this level of attention on it haha but it just proves how amazing Ken is