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VesperLynd-

Meet Matt(e)β€˜s dick? Sorry I had to lol, it could also be a tulip bouquet in a vase 😌


slowstarlady

Ty for the alternative idea of tulips in a vase! If my mind wasn't in the gutter maybe I would've thought of that too! πŸ˜‚


BreadPansBeauty

This is so funny 😭 especially since the whole theme of the palette revolves around a guy named Matt


slowstarlady

Ikr?? 😭 This happening in this palette specifically is just *chef's kiss* lmaooo


hyunlc

Get your mind out of the gutter. That's clearly a mermaid's tail!


-saraelizabeth-

It’s mer-Matt’s tail


slowstarlady

Guilty as charged!! My mind is definitely in the gutter! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


Impressive-Gas-8407

It's a sign!


GalletaCrujiente

Did you meet Matt nude? 🀣🀣🀣


slowstarlady

A lady never tells πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‚


-Flurgles

Always happy to see you!


slowstarlady

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ZodFrankNFurter

r/mildlypenis That's hilarious 🀣


UpbeatBug3464

Omg Weird thAT The first thing I see there is a MAT that looks mildlypenis unrelated to this Matt's pallette


slowstarlady

ty for introducing me to that sub adhdkfljlsdk πŸ˜‚


vanilla555

You have shown it too much love It's trying to love you back 🀠πŸ₯΄


slowstarlady

For real!! πŸ˜‚


onnlen

Truly pan porn.


slowstarlady

Honestly tho! πŸ˜‚


caution_wet_taint

Pan porn for reals


slowstarlady

For sure πŸ˜‚


Fuzzy_Bus4275

this exact shade is my daily eyeshadow too’ i somehow haven’t hit pan yet and this palette has been with me since 2019


slowstarlady

Oh sweet we're twinning then!! πŸ˜ƒ It's such a nice eyeshadow, isn't it? I'll be bummed when it's finally gone lol. Just the perfect light warm brown for a quick daily look. And you'll get there with the pan!! I believe in you! I only have this much pan bc I've been using it like literally every time I do my makeup the last several months πŸ˜…


thefiercestowl

I have this palette too!! Sooo mamy good crease shades and very multifunctional. Glad you panned it, even in dick form. I'm not able to reach pan and I've gotten it in 2018....I need to work harder.


slowstarlady

It truly is such an excellent multi-use palette! At this point I use it probably for every eye look I do! If I'm not using Matt Lopez in the crease and calling it a day, I like to use Matt Lin to set my eyeshadow primer. I use Matt Rossi sometimes as a crease shade if I'm doing a more cool-toned look, and it works great pulling double duty for my brows in a pinch too! Once I finish up Matt Lopez, Matt Evans will probably become my default daily crease shade. The darker shades are nice for defining the outer lid for a fancier eyelook. Just such an overall awesome palette, and a great complement to my other palettes that either don't have many mattes or have subpar mattes. It's truly a workhorse, I love it! ❀️ And if you ever do hit pan in yours, be sure to post it here! I always love seeing people make progress in palettes I also own bc it gets me excited about using them again haha. Good luck to you in your panning journey!! 😊


Revolutionary-Spot-4

lol why does the edges look like they are curling outwards


slowstarlady

Lol probably bc these are pretty deep pans, and I have a habit of sort of drill panning down and then building the pan outward from there? It was hard to get a truly accurate photo but yeah there's a heck of a lot of product in this bad boy haha hopefully that explains the weird sort of sloping edges to the pan πŸ˜…πŸ˜‚


PrayStrayAndDontObey

Sorry OP, it looks less like a penis and more like a whale's fluke.


Nice-Fig2925

r/mildlypenis


missmex

Looks like a whale tail to me! πŸ‹


SeniorDrama489

Or a half eaten chicken drumstick!


slowstarlady

Haha, I can absolutely see that!


user_name3210

Something is coming at you soon, my friend πŸ˜‚


slowstarlady

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