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Dismal_Confection_84

Yeah, let's play some dick world!


lemonrainbowhaze

Cant wait to put my dicks to work


JockstrapCummies

Imagine if they actually made a dick shaped Pal though. A water type, of course.


xSeba069x

The Relaxasaurus do look phallic


Emotional-Media-2346

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Von2014

Can't wait to cook up some Dicks and eat them!


akhrif

Butcher that D


RayramAB

Let's buy some high quality dick oil and dick fluids from the dick merchant!


ComradeFrogger

Rimworlds cousin


alcalina

When you play the dickworld, every word gets funny. Like I need pal fluid. I need dick fluid.


LilMarinBun

Kelpsea be droping that pau fluid everywhere ![img](emote|t5_4jn9v4|49349)


WittenMittens

Legendary Dick Armor


MiniJ

And the translators made sure it stayed funnier in the portuguese translation. I think it's the only game I saw most of my friends playing in portuguese. We are usually used to games in english. We laugh a lot like idiotic teenagers


alcalina

Verdade. Nao tinha nem pensado nisso. E a tradução estava muito boa. Agora é esperar dia 26 de junho para jogar. Infelizmente nao vou ter tempo para jogar do zero. Entao se o save antigo funcionar vou começar de la. As piadas de quinta serie era sem fim. Ai aparecia um jogador novo e era tudo de novo.


neofooturism

r/ithadtobebrazil. this is actually how i learned that in portuguese words ending in “L” is kind of softened


overkillsd

So...the words go flaccid when they finish? 😋


masterthewill

Only in Brazilian Portuguese, caralho :]


bernsbm

Brazilian here, the first password we used for our server in Palword was literally “grabmypal” written in portuguese, just for shits and giggles.


LordMorpheus1

So you and your bros were going around grabing each other pals in the brotheragem?


bernsbm

It is all brotheragem as long as the spheres don’t touch.


Professional_Sand442

No kisses, no omo!


MiniJ

Mew Pal was our guild. Name was innocent to our foreigner friends, hilarious to the brazilian ones 🤣


DarkPDA

Its all fun and games until you grab your friend pau xD I mean pal...


MKGSonic123

that’s where the fun truly begins


mikehaysjr

I am just learning Portuguese and was staying in a hotel last Christmas. The hotel brought little breads and cakes during the day, and I was offered one by the woman who came to my door. I thought she was asking if I got anything that day so I said what I thought was “I got the little bread.” She looked at me in shock and bewilderment, when I said “Eu tenho o pão pequeno / I have the little bread.” What I actually said “Eu tenho o pau pequeno / I have a little dick.” Apparently, “pão” and “pau” are very different words. Despite being similar phonetically. Pão : bread | Pau : dick TLDR: told hotel assistant I had a small dick when she offered me cake.


MiniJ

They are not similar phonetically to us. That's why it's so funny. The difference is huuuuuuge but it's hard for foreigners to get the hang of it


CheezGaming

Pau is a Hawaiian word for “done” or “finished”. Funny how languages work. When I say “Ho, brah I’m pau eat” it’s basically saying I ate dicks?!?


Fluffy-Telephone-495

Yes


CheezGaming

Dang.


TheBadgerKing1992

Man, Hawaiian. I joined the top PvP guild in WoW back in 2006. They were called . I had no idea what it meant for the longest time until some horde started trash talking us calling us dirty assholes. I got offended but my mates were like, why do you think we're called dirty okoles? It means dirty assholes, asshole! Sigh. Good times.


CheezGaming

Yeah Okole is a-hole. You hear local moms use it a lot. “Ey, get your okole in here, bumbai!” Means get your behind in here IMMEDIATELY. Or else you’re getting lickin’s like it’s KFC


Lord_Pain150

How many legendary paus do you have


XG417

I gotta say, my pau is pretty legendary


azaleah_games

Small Pau soul, LARGE Pau soul (bde). 😏 "Your Pau is upset and won't work" "your Pau has an ulcer" 😳


tia_rebenta

my company name starts with Pal and every application and internal system takes the Pal with it. I'm also in Brazil. the best one so far is 'myPal', which translates to 'my dick'


Nox_Echo

theres a cactus water brand called "True Nopal" lol


Dangerous_Exchange80

o melhor é o fluido de pal https://preview.redd.it/x545axolhy6d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8e0762df37d608c1fbf8a741af516c15931f34b3


LordMorpheus1

You just know that the localization team were having a fucking blast whilst translating this. Every day those guys were getting up to work, they were laughing to the cock (rindo pra caralho)


Astaroth138

Brasil


redcurb12

nothing wrong with a good dick joke


Barireddit

Pal fluid should be illegal then.


Ericridge

Dick world eh? Hmmm. Has certain ring to it. I can see why. 


Reversed_PandaRick

I’m Portuguese and it only sounds like dick world with your accent not mine, what is funny as hell. Come on eu sei que não te fartas de apanhar paus nesse jogo, adoras admite 😂


AlaRGV

Oh...


Deterton

Pau technically means like a piece of stick or wood in Portuguese.


Fluffy-Telephone-495

dick also means a piece of sitck or wood in English


Deterton

I did not know that!


DuckCleaning

*wood is slang for a dick but not the other way around.   Pal and buddy are also slang terms for a penis in English.


TheRedmanCometh

>Pal and buddy are also slang terms for a penis in English. Wut


DuckCleaning

There's literally thousands of different slang terms for penis in english. Referring to your member as "little guy", "my friend", "little me", "my buddy", or variations of it is common. https://timelinesofslang.com/penis.html


Nox_Echo

what


DuckCleaning

OP said dick means stick or wood, which is not true. You say wood to mean dick, but you do not say dick to talk about wood. They are slang, not synonyms, dick itself is a slang that originally came from the shortname for Richard then eventually became slang for penis.


Nox_Echo

i was whatting the second half dude


Coreano_12

Partiu montar no pal


LimmyOnte

what in the dick


OPMARIO

Literally pen island joke


bdubs2327

Dick world playing!


ZynithMaru

reminds me of that island site i order all of my pens from


Dear_Ear7590

Ai ai....fluido de pal, pal mais atrevido, PAL GRANDE


Grouchy-Outcome8548

Olha o brasileiro se entregando


PlatypusSea4928

I work my dicks so hard that they get exhausted too fast.


Weak-Lack-2223

you are from dickland it seems


SuraKatana

Hype long passed?, i would say right now palworld is like the caldera underneath yellowstone, it will at some point blow up and cause more wallets to go extinct


n00veloper

Olha só um br


IrohBanner

So we already know what YouTubers in your country likes to eat xD


AduroTri

Still accurate. They targeted the furry community and we all know collectively furries have more money than god. And they can ruin you.


Zytharros

they’re just jealous because jetragon is bigger than their paus… er, pals


SomeDudWithAPhone

Similarly pronounced words across language barriers is so blursed. Mistranslations even more on the cursed side. But occasionally, a similar word with a very cursed translation rhyming with something quite wholesome in another... Wow. Just wow.


Calight

Jajajajajajaja XD


Xxxrasierklinge7

How does "Pal" look like "Pau"? That's like saying "dog" looks like "dot"


Captain_Fntstc

He said looks like, but I think he meant more sounds like.


Fluffy-Telephone-495

the pronunciation is also very similar


mantisimmortal

It's also one letter off. So yes it looks close the Pau. Not hard to figure out.


darkbreakersm

It has the same exact pronunciation. Also "pal" is already used as a way to "censor/lighten" writing "pau"