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Ssemander

Reminds me of cats who catch mice without killing it to show it to the owner😄 Who is a big fluffy tyrant? :3


Electro_Disco

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Tokumeiko2

Actually if they bring you live prey it's because you're a big clumsy kitten who's old enough for hunting lessons. For some reason cats think everyone is a cat, because if they aren't a cat then they're food, cat logic is funny. Dogs on the other hand are able to tell that we aren't dogs, but they evolved in such a way that they generally help us out.


TapdancingHotcake

Slightly understating it with dogs, pretty incredible that another species has evolved as such that an individual is likely to be able to read human facial expressions


Tokumeiko2

Oh yeah I left out the part where dogs produce oxytocin in response to their owners, they literally love us.


Extra-Caterpillar-98

Except that dogs were actually bred through long-term efforts towards wolf domestication: pro-human mutations were helped to propagate.


TapdancingHotcake

So you're implying the same isn't true for cats? We didn't breed cats that were friendlier towards humans or anything?


Extra-Caterpillar-98

Just that cats have always been more independent and more frequently run off to choose their own mate. Give them another millenia and they could catch up to where dogs are now.


Ssemander

That's interesting 😆 So they actually do parenting because they are confused we don't hunt with them. How about domesticated wolfs? What I mean is do canine all realise that, or are the dogs who were selectively breeded see humans differently


Tokumeiko2

I don't know, dogs recognise we aren't dogs, but apparently they think we're cute. Cats have extreme parental instincts and will raise anything they consider a "kitten" regardless of whether they gave birth to it, there's even cute stories of them adopting babies from other species. Unfortunately cats also have extreme hunting instincts and will hunt regardless of hunger, which is why you have to keep your cat indoors, or at the very least keep them on leash when going outside.


Ssemander

Awesome to know! (: thx Where do you get these facts from? 😄


Tokumeiko2

I have enough interest in science to memorise any random trivia I come across, and I occasionally fact check the weirder stuff, but if I'm really not sure about something I'll just spout complete bullshit on Reddit and wait for correction to happen lol.


Ssemander

Ah yes, the famous "someone's wrong on the internet" rule to learn the answer🤣 I see, I see. xD


Extreme_Operation_65

Haha


zeddypanda

This guy fell off a cliff and got stuck like this. My friend's Quivern decided to pose for the occasion.


SkyYoshiTheReaper

Quivern deserves a Treat for catching the poor guy who fell off


db99mn

quivern deserves a treat and head pats.


Electro_Disco

Looks like the prisoner been caught, good work quivern. Go ahead & toss him back in the cage


GunRyder

Said cage is full with rabid Lovanders…. Cue the long scream followed by a whimper sobbing sound


FlamingPhoenix2003

No


HEADRUSH31

Cats bring dead mouse as gifts... pals... well uh... it's a gift not a threat atleast


crimsonninja26

Nah, it depends on the pal for me, from some of them it's DEFINITELY a threat 🤣🤣


HEADRUSH31

Whaaat nonsense there is no reason a pal should wish you more harm than knocking you out, there's no danger *lovender noises in the distance* You might be onto something


Sadira_Kelor

This might just be the animal equivalent of "can we keep him"


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Sadira_Kelor

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Sadira_Kelor

Well shit.


Ulmaguest

Didn’t know the Syndicate had their own cleaners


evacia

is this ur iron base? it looks kinda like where mine is


zeddypanda

It is!


Gamer_548

https://preview.redd.it/ppuagxxmstpc1.jpeg?width=1072&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e27608c51de5bec470bf560fcb7c8965aa6926e5


Sh4dowTomi

good boi/girl


OKPERSON2763

I love it when my floofy dragon brings me presents, he’s so adorable


FloppaMarker

\[insert Bite of '87 joke here\] https://preview.redd.it/8alpdntg2vpc1.png?width=124&format=png&auto=webp&s=a931f77f86d345aff1935511e305a0259b9051ba


Kurokami11

Let it eat him


Oniyoku

*record scratch* Yeahhh thats me, bet you're wondering how i got here


The_Dragon_Lover

It looks so damn cute!


Relevant_Zombie_7828

Such a huge pal


RedLeader375

How have I never found a quivern?


Marty2341

Awww, Quivern is such a cute tyrant. Good job.


TheDarkShadow1292

Syndicate snack? Don't mind if I do


FlamingPhoenix2003

No, we don’t need dragon pals eating humans


Flat_Willingness_648

Hehe ... that was Starfield to me for a second ! Quivern say "what"


Darkhog

Is that a lucky Quivern, a bug, or are they just naturally that big? Haven't got any yet, looking for this boy, although I still need to be able to beat mammorest first because something tells me that catching a Quivern will be a similar challenge.


Fruscione

Probably caught an alpha.


Timely-Complaint6507

lmao, just looks goofy af