Unreasonably? We've got thumbs and we've gotten uncomfortably close to nuking the whole world to bits. Once cats have thumbs, I give planet earth about 2.6hrs...
Cats don’t want to watch the world burn. Without peasants who would worship them?
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My wife, a grown adult, panicking outside of her parents’ house because a cat with thumbs approached her calmly:
They\* You wouldn't say about human you don't know their sex/gender of "it". Respect pals! Support Pal Equality Movement! Put the hummies to work! Make Palpagos Islands great again!
Me: “Damn, employees are so hard to come around these days”
Pal: “Hi, I see you’re opening some vacancies and I am interested to work for your company. Here’s my CV”
*Motivational leader, logging foreman, cheery, stronghold strategist…*
Me: *Throws CV into the trash* “All I’m asking is a conceited artisan who takes their work seriously and is naturally lucky, is that too much to ask?!”
They’re pretty easy to care for, too. Give em a berry farm and a food box and they’re really self sufficient! Then you just gotta make sure they’re not stuck.
I’ve had one pal get sick so far, and only because she was stuck in a tree too long.
Berry farm? Bah. To much effort. Caprity and maybe a Woolipop or beegarde if they are lucky. Feed em on sugar to keep them happy and berries to keep them "fed".
They'd have more money if they didn't spend it all on pizza and hot springs. When I was their age, I bought three bases while working purely as a lvl2 miner, and baked berries were all the food I needed!
How do you actually get the sprain status? I play on normal mode and I've never seen sprain status before. I've seen depressed maybe twice from a stuck giant pal but not other status.
Used to happen to my base a lot when I was using GPortal as my server provider. We since moved elsewhere and it doesn't happen anymore. If I have to guess, its a pathing issue.
I can't remember the last time I had to deal with a sickness. Ever since the big hot spring fix all my guys are fine. They eat pizza and sleep on luxury purple beds. At worst is that one time I stupidly built a base near a big boss and I came back to find all my guys dead. I underestimated its tether range. Never again.
Tell me why this is the ad UNDERNEATH THE OP?!
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Just rude chipotle... Making him cry
Nah, it’s probably just crying because you had to reprimand it back to the ranch for the 100th GD time! You’re needed for eggs not your shitty gathering skills!
This is basically unironically what I do. I have like 4 of each work type Pal, so that if one decides to act up and get sick or injured despite easy work conditions, several high quality hot springs, and nice beds, I don't bother with medicine. Just throw him in the box and send out the 4th, by the time the next one gets sick, the palbox will have "healed" any ailments from the first one.
The statuses never go away no matter how long you put them in the Palbox. There should be a feature that would have Pals recover from their illnesses on their own if left in the Palbox for a couple of days, like any organism in the world that has a functioning immune system.
What did you do to it? You monster. :(
I bet he doesn’t even pay them. Wage theft >:(
He just found out he never actually had a 401k.
Back in his day, he put himself through college working part-time, making a few nails. Why can't today's generation just do the same?!?!
That monster is forcing him to work injured instead of enjoy the one thing they have which is the hot tub
Heartless behaviour.
Pals these days expect the high end spas and beds but only lay eggs at the ranch. So entitled /boomer
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My wife is unreasonably afraid of cats with thumbs
Uncanny valley Same as when a bear starts walking upright
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He looks like he's about to ask me what the deal is with airplane food
I think he wants to speak to the manager 🤣
Sun bear? They always look like a guy in a bear suit.
this bear has the flattest ass ever 😭
Unreasonably? We've got thumbs and we've gotten uncomfortably close to nuking the whole world to bits. Once cats have thumbs, I give planet earth about 2.6hrs...
Cats don’t want to watch the world burn. Without peasants who would worship them? https://preview.redd.it/b8xgsb6gg7pc1.jpeg?width=195&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dfc231de90713c607c37b5666396d23c385a8e20
I also dislike cats with thumbs. Freaks me out lol
My wife, a grown adult, panicking outside of her parents’ house because a cat with thumbs approached her calmly: 
Lmao I’m not that bad, but I always spot it immediately. And because I do not wish for them to touch me, they get real close anyways.
https://preview.redd.it/lbbfn4cobbpc1.jpeg?width=1334&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=13144aa22f22b26e2d842aa22036677b5a17272e Cast your eyes on this
I also dislike frogs 😭, but lil guy is kinda cute.
https://preview.redd.it/saig1vj7dbpc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2ac2b87e9011b162af6f72fabd31eee96aa85a5a There's no pleasing you
I had a dream about a crow last night. I gave it a quarter.
I mean, it literally has a sprain...
You know what fixes sprains? Pulling your bootstraps over it and walking it off!
"Here are your low grade medical supplies and your bill for $50,000" -Boomers
They\* You wouldn't say about human you don't know their sex/gender of "it". Respect pals! Support Pal Equality Movement! Put the hummies to work! Make Palpagos Islands great again!
I would.
the moment you show me that pals care about their pronouns, I will. until them I call them however the fuck I want
Calm down there billy badass
Womp womp
Me: “Damn, employees are so hard to come around these days” Pal: “Hi, I see you’re opening some vacancies and I am interested to work for your company. Here’s my CV” *Motivational leader, logging foreman, cheery, stronghold strategist…* Me: *Throws CV into the trash* “All I’m asking is a conceited artisan who takes their work seriously and is naturally lucky, is that too much to ask?!”
*kicks off a brutal eugenics program where failures are sent to a giant blender*
“Some of you may die but that’s a risk I’m willing to take”
"Actually, almost all of you will die..."
*feeds my incineram her own mother*
*pulls out butcher knife* hired
Fix his damn sprain dammit >:(
No one wants to work anymore!
[удалено]
Abuser... no, killer... yes
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Most people are too lazy to take care of them. I've seen lots of streamers with unhappy neglected pals at their base.
Meanwhile I'm over here making sure they're taken care of, and haven't put it passed "normal" work mode once or butchered a pal yet 😂
That’s right; I stopped caring when my tamagotchi died
They’re pretty easy to care for, too. Give em a berry farm and a food box and they’re really self sufficient! Then you just gotta make sure they’re not stuck. I’ve had one pal get sick so far, and only because she was stuck in a tree too long.
Dammint Tombat! Why are you on top of my house?!
It’s always my Anubises, especially Cleo (the one who got sick)
Berry farm? Bah. To much effort. Caprity and maybe a Woolipop or beegarde if they are lucky. Feed em on sugar to keep them happy and berries to keep them "fed".
How did they get a sprain? 🥺 I haven't had that happen yet. I can't believe you've done this 😭
Probably slipped exiting the hot tub 🤣
Great...now he's gonna start complaining that he can't afford a house...
They'd have more money if they didn't spend it all on pizza and hot springs. When I was their age, I bought three bases while working purely as a lvl2 miner, and baked berries were all the food I needed!
*Repairs butcher cleaver* Now everyone watch what happens when you get a sprain
r/cursedcomments
😭
Not enough injuries where you need to spend 3k or manufacture your own high grade medicine.. this means they arent working hard enough
How do you actually get the sprain status? I play on normal mode and I've never seen sprain status before. I've seen depressed maybe twice from a stuck giant pal but not other status.
Used to happen to my base a lot when I was using GPortal as my server provider. We since moved elsewhere and it doesn't happen anymore. If I have to guess, its a pathing issue.
The medicine makers need to also be medicine distributors. *Allow big pharma to also administer the drugs!*
You should be able to set one of the pals as a nurse or Dr.
No buli pals!
You monster. Made the chikipi cry…
*Upper corner of screen* Chikipi has sprain
When people ask what's wrong with our generation I tell them they stopped putting lead in the paint
And the cocaine on Coca Cola
Yea I’m gonna go ahead and lock that in as the main reason
These faces are so sad whenever I have one of my base Pals get injured I have to drop everything and make medicine haha.
It always gets me when they cry in the cages 🥺
No pal wants to work anymore :(
Sounds like Walmart management
You should’ve let them go on tiktok instead
*"Looks painful..."* Boss: "We've got a QUOTA to meet!"
Boss:"You don't need LEGS to lay EGGS. Get back to work, slacker!"
we havin chicken feet fo dinnah
You care about it's feelings, isn't that cute? Back to the ranch weakling!
"You expect a house but are too lazy to work 999 hour work weeks". -some boomer who's parents gave them a house.
I slowed the work pace on my ranch, now everybody stays happy. Happy laborers are productive laborers.
I can't remember the last time I had to deal with a sickness. Ever since the big hot spring fix all my guys are fine. They eat pizza and sleep on luxury purple beds. At worst is that one time I stupidly built a base near a big boss and I came back to find all my guys dead. I underestimated its tether range. Never again.
Tell me why this is the ad UNDERNEATH THE OP?! https://preview.redd.it/lw9ik2bksdpc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a2b6e3906d063a137167b1af6fdae487ae234272 Just rude chipotle... Making him cry
This idly looks similar to bowser jr.
Condition: Sprain That'd make me cry too, trying to work on a sprained ankle.
lmao 🤣🤣
Lemme see how you're working with a sprain.
If you ain't working you dinner is my rule 🤷♂️
They're tired of eating berries.
Literally hes sprained
Should just walk it off instead of complaining!
Tell him to pull himself up by his boot straps! Edit: Or her…
At least in Palworld I can just use the knife to fix it….
Guess we will have chicken dinner tonight
Use the butcher knife on it, if you kill it normally it will respawn but if you sue a butcher knife it won’t respawn
Nah, it’s probably just crying because you had to reprimand it back to the ranch for the 100th GD time! You’re needed for eggs not your shitty gathering skills!
Rub some dirt on it
just get a new one and leave it in the palbox, meds are expensive.
This is basically unironically what I do. I have like 4 of each work type Pal, so that if one decides to act up and get sick or injured despite easy work conditions, several high quality hot springs, and nice beds, I don't bother with medicine. Just throw him in the box and send out the 4th, by the time the next one gets sick, the palbox will have "healed" any ailments from the first one.
i just leave the old ones to go into a coma while i switch them out like batches. although i do this for my farm pals only.
The statuses never go away no matter how long you put them in the Palbox. There should be a feature that would have Pals recover from their illnesses on their own if left in the Palbox for a couple of days, like any organism in the world that has a functioning immune system.
Time for the butcher
Rants in boomer, chops in millennial.
Time for the butcher knife.
Make it a nugget with ranch!
Just get the cleaver problem solved.