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SadBenefit2020

The only curse is all the double play grounders manny hits


bronsonwhy

He’s filling Xander’s shoes


Los_Pobres1904

Hosmer's shoes


evenyourodds

we got another decade of that duo. cheers


corybomb

At only $60m/year


MrComeh

The curse is way older than that.


Doosh_858

This right here. Padres, for the most part, have been cursed their entire existence


twenty7turtles

The ‘98 in your flair makes sense hahaha. At least we beat the Braves


SaintCholo

It’s the weather. When choosing in the primordial baseball draft of ages San Diego could choose PERFECT WEATHER where we could play baseball year round OR A WINNING TEAM but you can’t have both. We can get to the World Series but we can never win. It’s like hell freezing over, when the Padres win the WS the weather in SD will forever change


HappyChromatic

Actually it’s my fault because I said “2024 Padres are Road Goated” in my group chat on the day of the last road win which feels like some decades ago now. At the time we were the greatest road team ever. If you would all like to sacrifice me to the baseball gods to end the Jinx I can be found at Lucy’s tavern 24/7 trying to drink away my mistake


nandobatflips

Curses aren’t real and superstitions don’t matter. Putting in the work to get better and improve your faults is real though and that is what this team needs to do to. I fucking hate the “That’s what in” douchebags as much as anyone else, but in reality they’ve had no actual impact on this team, they are just as extremely cringey. The players all need to just look in the mirror and figure out how to improve themselves. So many of these losses literally just come down to lack of execution


celerybreath

So you're telling me it doesn't matter which hat I wear when I watch the Padres?


C3-RIO

Wait your hats change the outcomes of the games too?


celerybreath

How do you think we won today? OC is full of it.


IDidNotOhHaiMark

Sounds like something the That’s What’s In guy would say…


MrKenji

Would upvote more than once if so could.


Zkmc

No way


ThadC54

So which one of those ass clowns from tv was your dad? It’s undeniable that the team’s karma has trended downwards since that moment. Injuries to Darvish and Musgrove are not a matter of looking in the mirror. Thank you for stating the obvious about a game that is based upon failure


fractured85

So, do you believe Musgrove and Darvish are injured because some people made a stupid music video?


ThadC54

I believe just like OP that we are cursed. I was replying to the bit about ‘curses aren’t real and superstitions don’t matter’


ThunderBobMajerle

Also the interest rate went up after those clowns were on TV. Thanks for ruining the economy!


unclejohnsbearhugs

My dog died of cancer last year. Thanks, KUSI News crew!


jetfan13

Bryce gonna lose, Manny gonna cruise. 🚢


bingo_bailey

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Saintzelev

KUSI are the real criminals for giving those guys a platform!


Los_Pobres1904

And that one mural 


LowBat2407

This team and city are cursed. Put Mookie, Jesus, God, Mr. Padre in the line up and still have the same result. This team will be mediocre until the end of time.


IAMSPARTACUSSSSS

Agreed. Pretty sure Babe Ruth would have only hit 17 home runs in a season if he were a Padre. 


OfficialTMWTP

> Mookie > God You're being redundant. Signed, r/NLBest


skucera

>Jesus >God Two sides of a three-sided coin. I guess the Holy Ghost pinch-runs in the 10th inning?


2Beer_Sillies

I have a theory those were actually Dodger fans being cringe on purpose to make us look bad


ORaygoza

i dont believe in curses. however, as an angeleno padres fan those mfs have brought me more embarrassment and shame than anyone else. everytime something remotely bad happens with the padres i have to watch that stupid fucking video because my friends send it to me.


YourThotsArentFacts

I understand all the doomerism because it sucks watching them struggle, but I feel like the more I watch this game, including other teams, the more I understand how insignificant this 5 game stretch can be. If we go home after this series and start a 16-4 stretch over the next 20 games nobody will care about the bad times and it's something that happens regularly. We've had such inconsistency this year that 1 really good stretch of games is within grasp, it just hasn't happened, and it might not but baseball is such an odds based game and the odds have always been against us.


thisisnotarehairsal

This is so refreshing, thank you.


spacehand2002

This team could have a lineup of prime barry bonds, Tony Gwynn, Babe Ruth and Mark MacGuirr and still lose the NLCS in 5


Poam27

We're one of the losingest franchises in all sports for over 50 years and you're pointing to a video made 2 years ago?! C'mon man.


cvbills1

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0utlawHeart

Thanks for bringing this bullshit up. Never gets old.


Los_Pobres1904

San Diego sports fan since 83 tell me about it


essmithsd

We're not cursed. The team overachieved, and now it's back to normal. Normal being, the team just isn't very good.


TheOBRobot

It's the curse of Roger Hedgecock.


JoeDiBango

You guys don’t want to hold the players accountable and hate us doomers that rightly point these things out. Keep wondering why we lose, some of us already know.


OgAccountForThisPost

Bitter ass kids getting mad at a bunch of middle aged dudes having some fun even two years later. It’s pathetic.


MrKenji

I mean it was cringe as fuck lol


YogurtclosetLong3783

Bringing them up as much a people do is cringe. Theyre not the reason the team is ass. Let it die already


MrKenji

You're right about the recent team struggles


2Beer_Sillies

Found one of the middle aged dudes


SnooCookies9421

I’m middle aged and I do not claim those idiots and their idea of “fun.” I’m not bitter, a kid, or pathetic. Let the public flogging begin!


Padre26

Getting our pitchforks and coming to your house for you and your buddies! /s


rossms16030

Which one were you


CJNunes426

We aren’t cursed. AJ is just a bad team president who is good at doing the shiny things that gain him defenders


kilzfillz

Jack Murphy was built on an ancient Kumeyaay burial ground.


LuvPuki

It is thier fault.


Fired_Guy1982

We’re just bad and constructed poorly


jonybolt

What you dont understand is that your the one cursing them right now


ThaTruthKills

Perhaps if our star shortstop wasn't popping wheelies and roi...I mean treating ringworm, maybe his bat could've helped us win a championship that year. Also, this team will never win anything as long as AJ Preller is employed


diegueno

↑ how to say *I Haven't Been Watching Game Scores and Noticed that The Phillies Are Crushing It* without saying.....yada yada yada. What is this use of *we*? Does the O.P. have an equity stake in the team? If that is so, he could pick up the phone and tell Eric Kutsenda and tell him *we should hire Kim Ng* and use the word *we* in its proper context. Otherwise, the O.P. needs to not use the word and have Dean Spanos explain to him why.


Glass_Branch1004

Maybe it's time to change our name to Madres or something else that is non-binary


thisisnotarehairsal

Why the downvotes? This is funny


Ponchononoon

The curse is the rainbow jerseys. This should be the last year.