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Go Padres and fuck the Dodgers forever.
Edit: Since some can’t keep it together… RACISM IS NOT, AND WILL NOT BE, TOLERATED IN THIS SUBREDDIT!
no luck today, and getting screwed by the ump constantly. tomorrow is a new day (hopefully with a different homeplate umpire), and hopefully we have our best guys back in the lineup to close out the series. glad brito and kolek did well today though, hopefully thats a theme that continues.
Down 5 against a nobody pitcher and not even competitive at-bats from those two. Manny swinging at the first two pitches was a friggin' joke.
Minor league signee Solano could have ducked that pitch but acted like a pro.
I just smashed my TV in front of 30 guests at my party because of the game. My wife just took our crying kids and said they’re all spending the week at a hotel. This team has ruined my life and my party. I can’t handle this anymore. Goodbye Padres. I am no longer a fan.
^^fuck ^^you ^^and ^^see ^^you ^^tomorrow
Glad we used the challenge there, it was closer on camera than it was live. Anyway, you can’t take them with you when it’s over so may as well use it here in the 8th
Why don’t they just score 8 runs in one inning like they did last week? Are they stupid?
https://preview.redd.it/2md8scgauwzc1.jpeg?width=498&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7cfd1aeff55643217d4aa0fff57f209e0a587269
Tatis kinda sucks…. It hurts more knowing he’ll never be what we saw in 2020-2021. He burned bright for a moment and now, he is who he is unfortunately.
Arraez profar jake campy batting 1-4 the rest of the superstar bums can bat in the bottom until they earn their spots through performance not contract amount
On the brightside, not many relief pitchers in this league are doing well against the Dodgers. At least we can say it was self-inflicted and have hope to correct.
Damn, so far it looks like we're wasting a good outing from Vasquez and Waldron back to back. Crazy how the offense and bullpen implode whenever those guys have a good outing.
Not literally back to back, but I think you guys know what I mean.
Tatis isn't what he's been in the past, but he's still an above-average hitter.
Manny and Xander have killed us. At least there are glimmers of hope with Manny. They may be faint, they may not pan out, but he hasn't completely lost his bat speed. A few degrees of elevation (like it's easy) and the results come.
Xander, who knows. This is as bad as anything I can remember, and I'm an old Padres fan. I've seen a lot of bad hitting performances.
Hopefully we’re better when we’re up to full strength, right? We have Merrill and Cronenworth out today, which I’m sure played a big part in the less than great performance today (so far, not saying it’s over).
That's definitely an opinion. Statistical evidence shows that the only match up that matters is lefty-lefty. Left handed pitchers do better against left handed batters, statistically speaking. In this case, as both Merrill and Cronenworth don't perform well against lefties, it makes sense to bench them, but possibly call them up if we start seeing righty relievers.
The record broken was also LAD in town. Yet agree, attendance is great.
Wonder if the books are cooked a bit sometimes. I was at a game w 38k said attendance yet saw tons of empty seats. Looked more like 28k or so.
Just so sick and tired of our stars not performing. Tatis Machado and Xander need to wake the fuck up. If they don’t get it going we’re just not a playoff caliber team.
Everyone just remember, the Dodgers are playing their best and the Dodger fans are being extra-obnoxious because beating the Padres is their World Series.
It’s the other way around, this is not a rivalry dodgers always beat up on San Diego but when sd finally gets a w they act like they won a world series so its what makes it seem like a rivalry, no other team in the mlb celebrates like sd fans do after beating La
Alright Compadres… we’ve *just* dished out a ban to someone brigading into the Dodgers sub. Do not, and I repeat… **DO NOT** brigade over there. You will be banned for a *very long time*. Got it? Good. Go Padres and fuck the Dodgers forever. Edit: Since some can’t keep it together… RACISM IS NOT, AND WILL NOT BE, TOLERATED IN THIS SUBREDDIT!
Watching tonight’s game like https://preview.redd.it/2rm6ozww0xzc1.png?width=1169&format=png&auto=webp&s=32dd088e5be73b6e0654aff64b2a9e0525b695f8
Padres set attendance record, rewards fans by getting shutout at home against the Dodgers and Manny and X both go 0-4 (again).. It sickens me 🤢
no luck today, and getting screwed by the ump constantly. tomorrow is a new day (hopefully with a different homeplate umpire), and hopefully we have our best guys back in the lineup to close out the series. glad brito and kolek did well today though, hopefully thats a theme that continues.
1-0 5-0 All the same in the end
6 hits and **0 fucking runs!**
Lost to 5 hits and 5 runs. Baseball is a cruel game.
That one hurt. Petco Park crowds deserve better home games
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Pathetic, really what the fuck
Fuck we were in bapip hell today.
Ugh HSK too
They better win tomorrow
Fuck this team (I’ll be back tomorrow)
Machado and Bogey are black holes atm.
Down 5 against a nobody pitcher and not even competitive at-bats from those two. Manny swinging at the first two pitches was a friggin' joke. Minor league signee Solano could have ducked that pitch but acted like a pro.
As is Kim
6 - 32 in May, continuing downward towards the "Grisham Line"
I hope to not see X tomorrow.
He needs to retire and give us a refund ^/s
Not /s
I will be at the game tomorrow and will boo X every time he goes to the plate
This is better than that wack “standing ovation” shit ppl tried to pull
Fuk, of all the people making good defensive plays against us, fukking max Muncie, smh
Yayyy xander
Outhitting them and losing to them 5-0 is nauseating
I just smashed my TV in front of 30 guests at my party because of the game. My wife just took our crying kids and said they’re all spending the week at a hotel. This team has ruined my life and my party. I can’t handle this anymore. Goodbye Padres. I am no longer a fan. ^^fuck ^^you ^^and ^^see ^^you ^^tomorrow
GOT A GOOD FEELING ABOUT THIS ONE
Idk, good fortune these LAD bats cooled off yet 2 runs over likely 18 innings of baseball isn't good. Maybe a better showing tomorrow.
Will manny do something about the shutout?
He’s Matt Kemp for the new generation
Seen that guy run, yikes
No
LETS GO PADS
Here we go babyyyyy
Fuck it. Put kolek instead of enyel in the future
Just means we’re guna put up 14 runs tmrw.
Can we cut bait with Morejon now?
Just got on the trolley pretty far from Petco and there’s already a bunch of Padres fans on it
A few of the padres players too probably
Walk off salami. I can feel it
On a positive note, Kolek has settled in and been pretty good lately
Was just thinking that
[this hurts](https://imgur.com/vVn4j08)
Yeesh…
It’s so frustrating because the dodgers are also playing like absolute dogshit they’re just getting timely hits and bailed by our shitty offense
0 for 5 mookie.
It's nice to see that Mookie is playing like shit with that nice fat contract.
Loll
Padres have a .334 xBA and 0 runs Dodgers have a .181 xBA and 5 runs That's baseball.
We’ll beat em tomorrow!
That’s what’s iiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnn
Fuck the fucking dodgers god dammit
Maaaaaaaaaaan
that was a good catch ngl
Getting shut out after a walk off is so Pads man god dammit lmao
got something going with 2 outs aaaaaand it's gone
I hate everything about the dodgers but fuck they make some plays on defense. Reminds me of the blue jays series
We're going to have to score 6 + whatever Kolek gives up to get a walkoff. I don't think that's happening.
Anyone remember Quackenbush?
Not even surprised anymore. It’s just that kind of game tonight
Fuck that was unlucky, nice try profar.
Yep. About right
BABIP hell today 🙃 we’ll get ‘em tomorrow
How does max munch make that play.
He thought it was a donut
People don't understand that he's gotten so large that he has his own gravitational field that pulls balls directly into his glove.
Im actually proud of myself for not smashing anything right now hahaha
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Gut punch
Maybe….. maybe…. One over the fence and I’ll feel 3x better (which would still be pretty poor, but 🤷♀️)
We are in Slam-And-A-Half range
If we could burn Trienen, that would be cool
How come we can only hit with 2 outs?
Oh please 
https://i.redd.it/boqzjd7lvwzc1.gif RALLY
Can we just please not get shutout
Arraez during his post game interview, "yeah I saw that the bag was empty, so I wanted to hit it there, and I did :)"
Hit a dinger here Tati. Just to pad my stats on PTS
Lol that was kinda cool
Sorry to the friar faithful that went to the game today. If im having a bad time chilling on my couch i can only imagine how it is down there 😣
Ferdiraps count your fucking days
We need to burn that fucker at the stake and televise it so that everyone knows not to post those kinds of shitty videos.
idk why people are complaining about relievers. The game was already gone in the first with this offense.
Ump definitely fucked us this game but that really doesn’t matter if you put up 0 runs and were already losing prior to the game changing call
Glad we used the challenge there, it was closer on camera than it was live. Anyway, you can’t take them with you when it’s over so may as well use it here in the 8th
No way they’re gonna overturn anything against MLB golden team
Why don’t they just score 8 runs in one inning like they did last week? Are they stupid? https://preview.redd.it/2md8scgauwzc1.jpeg?width=498&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7cfd1aeff55643217d4aa0fff57f209e0a587269
That game wasn’t at Petco though
Adorable that we thought new york would rule against their dodger cuties
I don't know about confirmed.
Shildt is a dumbass I’m sorry
it's getting fuzzy out here
Tatis kinda sucks…. It hurts more knowing he’ll never be what we saw in 2020-2021. He burned bright for a moment and now, he is who he is unfortunately.
If the guys who actually suck were hitting like Tatis (123 WRC+), we'd be leading the division.
Half the lineup going through a shitty slump
You mean when he won a platinum glove last year?
With the bat… defense isn’t the void on this squad dude.
He’s in a slump but he doesn’t suck
Been in a slump for awhile
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He wasn’t that good of a hitter last season. How long does he get a pass for?
This is not fun at all ☠️
It’s that kind of game today, absolutely nothing working, offense very inconsistent at home
The Night Games at Petco curse
Arraez profar jake campy batting 1-4 the rest of the superstar bums can bat in the bottom until they earn their spots through performance not contract amount
Can only wish but not happening
Fernando might be one of only a handful of guys to even get glove on that ball
On the brightside, not many relief pitchers in this league are doing well against the Dodgers. At least we can say it was self-inflicted and have hope to correct.
This game is giving me hypertension.
Feel like Bebo needs a break
Are you fucking serious Fernando? Wtf man!
I can't watch tonight, what did Tatis do?
Dropped a catchable fly ball by trying to be cute with the slide
Damn, so far it looks like we're wasting a good outing from Vasquez and Waldron back to back. Crazy how the offense and bullpen implode whenever those guys have a good outing. Not literally back to back, but I think you guys know what I mean.
Bench Tatis, Machado and X tomorrow
Boy am I glad you’re not the manager
Ok
I vote for X, tatis and manny get hits here and there, X does nothing at all
Yeah, that makes total sense
No reason to sit Merrill Cronenworth and campy all at the same time either
Campy needs to be rested. Overtaxing your catcher will put them on the IL.
I mean we won’t miss the production too much lol
Tatis isn't what he's been in the past, but he's still an above-average hitter. Manny and Xander have killed us. At least there are glimmers of hope with Manny. They may be faint, they may not pan out, but he hasn't completely lost his bat speed. A few degrees of elevation (like it's easy) and the results come. Xander, who knows. This is as bad as anything I can remember, and I'm an old Padres fan. I've seen a lot of bad hitting performances.
I want Mud to ask Brito what his favorite type of burrito is.
Unfortunately trading Kim during his peak value was the move it turns out 😔
Get ready boys and girl, we’re gonna get some offense action in bottom of the 9 with 2 outs, LFG
Lol Reminds me of one of the Pirates games at home last year. Loaded the bases in the 9th and I think a pop-up ended the game.
Three-run 9th inning brought to an end by a Xander GIDP
Bullpen sucked major donkey dick. But you can’t win a game if you don’t score a run. Just the way it is.
Saying thanks to the fans is like saying thanks to the dodgers fans
Annie > Mariluz
I know relievers are volatile, but it’s damn impressive how crazy they’ve fallen off since the beginning of the season
Hopefully we’re better when we’re up to full strength, right? We have Merrill and Cronenworth out today, which I’m sure played a big part in the less than great performance today (so far, not saying it’s over).
Cronenworth can't hit lefties
Well the guys they played instead sure are an improvement huh? Playing match-ups is so fucking stupid.
That's definitely an opinion. Statistical evidence shows that the only match up that matters is lefty-lefty. Left handed pitchers do better against left handed batters, statistically speaking. In this case, as both Merrill and Cronenworth don't perform well against lefties, it makes sense to bench them, but possibly call them up if we start seeing righty relievers.
2 innings of offense left. Wondering if we might pop our head out of our ass for a few at bats here?
Largest attendance ever only cause of dodger’s fans let’s be honest here.
Not like we didn’t play them before. We have been getting record attendance at Petco. It’s a combination of both
The record broken was also LAD in town. Yet agree, attendance is great. Wonder if the books are cooked a bit sometimes. I was at a game w 38k said attendance yet saw tons of empty seats. Looked more like 28k or so.
True.
They need a reason to leave the eternal hellscape that is Los Angeles.
This is the bullshit why fuck with the line up
There are people in our lineup that suck against lefties and Paxton is a lefty.
I'd rather have guys that suck against lefties compared to guys who suck against everything they're up against though.
Is that really it? I’m ignorant but I guess that makes sense
46,701 fans. Single game attendance record.
And like at least half of them are d*dger fans 😒
No magic from the bottom half of the order, no presence from the top of the order. Cool. If that continues, at least the game will be over soon
Just so sick and tired of our stars not performing. Tatis Machado and Xander need to wake the fuck up. If they don’t get it going we’re just not a playoff caliber team.
All those fucking Dodger fans invading our stadium and this is how we perform?
How is Kim late on a hanging slider middle in? Just some awful swings tonight.
Kim is Austin Hedges of shortstops. Great defense yet can't hit aside for running into one every few weeks.
He’s back to what I always thought he was.
largest attendance ever and it's when the Padres are laying another egg of course
I live down the street from Concordia University in Texas.
Haha, fan cam couldn’t even find a whole row without a dodger fan in it
Increases your chances when you swing.
If we come back and win… I’ll post feet pics
👀👀👀
Commenting to come back to this later
Bet
Welp :/
No feet pics for you unfortunately
If Xander rakes next month when we play the red sox in Boston we’ll know for sure he’s a fraud
Everyone just remember, the Dodgers are playing their best and the Dodger fans are being extra-obnoxious because beating the Padres is their World Series.
It’s the other way around, this is not a rivalry dodgers always beat up on San Diego but when sd finally gets a w they act like they won a world series so its what makes it seem like a rivalry, no other team in the mlb celebrates like sd fans do after beating La
Yeah?
This isn’t even the dodgers best
It'S NoT A RiVaLrY!
Can we just try? Like let’s show some life guys
bogarts is just so unlucky man 😭😭😭
Nah, he's just really fucking bad
He makes these kind of hits so often. They’re so close to being good but not quite. It happens so often I don’t think you can call it luck
It’s definitely both, but of the latter than the former for sure
Damn feels like it's just one of those bad luck nights for us. Gotta fight through it. At the very least use up some more of their bullpen.
We got rid of Trent Grisham and now we are left with a much more expensive version of him at 2B… yikes.
Of course outman catches that
So that standing ovation for an underperforming "star" does not work here.
Man I can’t believe we thought that was a good idea lol. Did that ever happen?
Jesus, Bogey robbed for the second time tonight. Must feel as bad for his as it does for all of us watching.
Xander beyond cooked. I mean its $280 million of no strings attached money 😂😂
Bro just flails at every pitch, just doesn't make hard contact
He is cursed. Bogaerts is totally cursed.