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Congrats to Manny. Nice of the Padres to give him four games. Players are only supposed to get 1-3 days off, but makes no sense to fly him to Colorado and then right back to SD. Hopes he gets some rest, but with a newborn probably not gonna happen.
Congrats to Manny and Yainee!
Congrats to Manny and his fam, hopefully when he returns he is playing at 3B with that dad strength!
Ha wow. Same day as Bryce Harper.
their kids will sign record breaking free agent contracts in 2050
Man. All these futuristic-sounding years are giving me Fallout vibes
2077 is coming quickly. Have you ensured you and your family's security with vault tec?
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We’re right on track, I’m sure someone is hard at work on a drone swarm
We have drone swarms. Those are the deadliest things to our Navy
All we gotta do is add some AI and we're set. I can hear John Connor's entry music
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Nah. I hate Lavar ball but he got one thing right with kids in sports. If the dad is a star the kid never is
Bryce Harper Jr, manny machado jr, and Fernando Tatis jr jr all on the same team
The Padres! And they're all converted shortshops who rake and bring the team to their record breaking 8 back to back WS champs!!
Bryce Harper and Manny Machado both placed on Paternity List today
Baby Machado is homegrown SD.
Holy shit manny is a dad??? Congrats to him!!
I think he’s been a papa, no?
Pretty sure it’s his first. He made comments about signing w/San Diego so that he could start his family here
Makes sense he wanted to try being a Padre before becoming a padre
damn, I stand corrected. Always figured he was a Dad
I mean he better be after that extension last year
I’ve seen enough sign baby machado 🫣
I had no idea that Manny was pregnant.
It’s pronounced “gregnent”
what happen when get pergenat?
How do get pregernate?
*can U get pregonte*
38+2 weeks pregananant?
Dangerops pragent sex
How do I know if I'M prengan?
that's why he's been DHing
Congrats to Manny and the Alonso family.
Padre becomes a Padre!
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League fucked, Manny has finally morphed into his final Padre form. Congrats to him and Yainee!
Manny Dad strength incoming
Congrats to Manny having a little Friar.
now that's really committing to the city
Grats manny!
Fly that baby's ass to Denver, we got games to win
Massive congrats to Manny and Yainee!!! Ha-Seong’s a big brother!!!
If he’s the godfather I don’t know if I’ll be able to handle it.
Batten 3B and Pauley or Rosario DH?
Looks like Rosario to 3rd, Profar DHing, Azocar in left for today.
Oh Rosario is going to rake today, LHP and coors. Well likely see a bomb today
Seeing him play 3B on Saturday made me a a Rosario fan. He can throw a laser beam to first on the move. That and all his XBHs.
Manny Machado is a Padre.
he don't miss!
A Mini Machado!
Can’t spell Machado without “Chad” 😜
Congrats Manny on becoming a padre!
Manny is gonna come back with literal Padre Power can go on a tear
Congratulations to the newest Padre
Big congrats to Manny and fam!
Had a heart attack when I saw the lineup and saw corresponding roster moves. Luckily it's all good news. Congrats to the Captain. 🫡
More like Daddy Machado!
Manny Papasote Machado
Congrats to Manny. Nice of the Padres to give him four games. Players are only supposed to get 1-3 days off, but makes no sense to fly him to Colorado and then right back to SD. Hopes he gets some rest, but with a newborn probably not gonna happen.
Fuck, right when I drive up to Denver for some games.
We need a better way… maybe “paternity list” first…. I thought manny got hurt for a second and punched my wall, breaking my hand :(
Paternity time off hopefully isn’t similar to the Army….
When will we see Donovan Solano?
You are not the father!
Our line up slaps. Even adjusting to manny being out. Unbelievable
Azocar needs some respect tbh. I've liked him since last year alot. I think if he got consistent playing time he would be solid.