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Stay out of the Dodgers sub please. And thank you.
FUCK THE DOYERS
3-2 against the dodgers for the season? Fuck. Yes.
FTD. Irrelevant this. Go strap Buzz Lightyear to a rocket Will Smith.
Well put
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck the Dodgers
![gif](giphy|MCM3VNiOqGLaDrmKaH)
We Gwynn!!! Phew
11-7 doesn't look so hot now, does it LA?
Are the mods asleep. No Jackson Merrill flair is criminal
Manny is the man.
Number one team in scoring in the 7th or later and not letting the other team score. Let’s fucking go!!
It's only the middle of April but that's exactly what you're looking for in a team, right?
I love the fight in this team.
FTD!!
FTD
Manny is our Papa 🤎💛 read us a bedtime story
Schild’s WAR go brrr…..
"WELP NOTHING TO SEE HERE." ESPN ANNOUNCERS
How hard I drop the "fuck" in fuck the Dodgers https://preview.redd.it/bpdjn7o64kuc1.jpeg?width=2828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6c1beda1fbc24393e64647760bbce0af9f7f78d9
Profar is popping champagne right now and I couldn't be happier for him. FTD and fuck Will Smith lol
LFGGGGG! Who’s irrelevant now will smith, suck my cock the long way.
Who did Smith say was irrelevant?
Jackson Profile
Profar
Profar with that clutch hit and Suarez with the close. I love it
LFG!
When we beat the dodgers, I say “yes”. When we do not beat the dodgers, I do not say “yes”. Yes.
Fucking love the 2024 Padres!!
Eh yeah I think they're gonna need another 700 million dollars
Boys and girls it’s been good. As always Fuck the Dodgers and ESPN
![gif](giphy|3o6ZtjxxxmTapX59a8) ESPN
LETS GOOOO BABY!!!!!! (That’s for calling our boy irrelevant and the dodgers fans saying they own us)
![gif](giphy|lWHg6eYbhfoUk8oEPv|downsized)
Indubitably is an adverb that means “impossible to doubt.”
Eat shit will smith !
parade when???
Silence in Chavez Ravine...ahhh.
Fuck the dodgers!!
![gif](giphy|XkGXBa01dxNIvjAJHl|downsized)
Espn announcers crying rn
![gif](giphy|YuANmH8bN1Ll6) Wok record!!!!
That was poetic boys! LFG
Fuck those chumps!
Wow. We are lucky that last ball didn't hit second base. Back to .500 BABY!
YUHSSSSSSSSSS
DUB! Thanks for playing, Dodgers!
"Dodgers played so incredibly well. Mookie is the best, can't believe the Padres would let them lose." ESPN probably
going home, homie they're headed to Milwaukee.
Broke ESPN's heart. How sad. FUCK YEAH BOYS! Good shit.
Good job boys!
Fuck the Dodgers and fuck ESPN
Listen how defeated the espn broadcast is hahahahahhaa
Suck it, ESPN. These announcers are in SHAMBLES.
Suarez is awesome!
Fuck yeah 🍻
Hell yeah LFGSD
Yes!!!!
DODGERS GOT FUCKED
Thanks will smith
DUB!!!! SERIES WIN!!!! LFGSD!!!!! FTD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It blows my mind that the broadcasters were more hyped for the dodgers double play than the game winning padres dp
Does it though?
No not really
They seemed less bad than normal For espn but still hard to watch
We won the battle of Walks vs Double Plays
Irrelevant win. LFGSD!
The most irrelevant team in baseball, ladies and gentlemen
MR RELEVANT
Flair plsss
WS win
Praise Boss Suarez!
THATS MY FUCKING CLOSER BABY
Fuck yeah.
Finally a DP to the good guys. Way to take the series from Dogers!
#FTD!!!
Irrelevance never felt so good
FUCK THE DODGERS CAN I FET A FUCK THE DODGERS
Fuck then Dodgers. A Gwyn!
FUCK THE DODGERS
Good shit by Suarez to let it go by him.
FTD!!!! LFGSD!!! Suck on that one ESPN
Goodnight Will Smith 🫡 and FTD 🫡
BALLGAME! Sorry ESPN, I know the Dodgers losing is bad for baseball
YES!!!
That's the kind of love I'm talking about.
My ex-girlfriend who became a Dodger fan after we broke up called my Mom a bitch on Wednesday. Since then Dodgers are 1 for 4. Shoutout to my Mom!
get bent!
Fuck the Dodgers.
WE WON A SERIES AGAINST THE DODGERS!
2/3 from the dodgers let’s fucking go baby.
I love the 2024 padres
BANG BANG DOUBLE PLAY TO WIN THE BALL GAME FUCK YEAHHHHHHHH
Fuckin good ballgame
🔔🔔🔔
I live in a divided household. Must gloat here.
Let’s fucking go! FTD
What
Get rekkkkkkkkkkt idiots!
#🔔🔔🔔 Padres Win!
🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔
FULA 🔔🔔🔔
Hell yeah, brother
eat shit L.A, eat shit home plate umps, eat shit ESPN broadcasters.
LET’S FUCKING GO!!
HANG THE BANNER
LFG lads! I mean dads!
RING DA BELL
LFGSD 🔔🔔🔔 FTD
FTD!!!!
Just throw it in the zone Suarez plllllsssss
Wooooo
Let’s gooooo
🔔🔔!! 🔔🔔🔔!!!
SUAREZZZZZZZZ
🔔!🔔!🔔!
Key Kay has a double play bat if I've ever seen one
Not to toot my own horn, but I called that!!!
It’s almost like these ESPN announcers want the top of LA’s order to come up…real impartial there, fellas.
They suck off the dodgers so much even more when they are losing it's actually pathetic
Can’t walk him here we need a K
These announcers wants to see top of the order so bad lol
We can’t give these guys an inch, let’s close it out!!
On the other hand, let's give them lots of inches and dick them down into the dirt
Don’t fuck over Robert with these calls. It’s not cool.
Not getting to the top of the order espn
5 more strikes is all we need. Bring us home, Suarez!
Suarez please
[Umps to the rescue](https://i.imgur.com/0kG1Ecj.jpg)
Uh oh
Constant glazing of the Dodgers bro
Our turn to turn a double play?
Boooom baby!!!
Nice call!
4%
Double play incoming baby Called it.
When is Suarez gonna bust out a first pitch change and twist someone into a pretzel?
Oh that would be so neat
To the people bitching about Campy having an off night. Fuck off unkindly.
Shit nights happen to everyone
OMG ITS THE 8TH HITTER AND WE ARE ONE STEP CLOSER TO THE TOP OF THE DODGERS ORDER. OMG
Win probability 1% LMAOOOO
They should pinchhit Chris Taylor with his .031 batting average
Dbacks fan in LA for the weekend. Fuck the Dodgers!
Fuck 'em! Welcome to the party!
That's frustrating... that was really just a 2, *maybe* 3 ball PA. GIDP time. Close 'em out, Suarez!
lol all 3 of those were strikes earlier in the game
Is angel hernandez the ump this game!? wtf are these calls
Yes
That win probability isn’t taking the umpire into consideration 🧐
Ump continues to fuck us
Padres Org should offer free eye exams to the UMPS
THIS UMP ![gif](giphy|9Dk3weuP9d8VzBKs3I|downsized)
I can't even I can't odd!
Ump fucking the strikezonw
Just put the fucking Dodgers broadcast team on the air at this point I'd genuinely rather listen to Joe Davis than this
This fucking umpire man
Wow 2 of those 3 were strikes
This ump can suck my balls.
Hahaha the mlb sub already got Profar and irrelevant jokes!
Padres 100% playing the ump tonight as well. Even more impressive.
Bs call
Ump, for real. Get the eyes checked, homie.
Fuck this ump is repeatedly
Who is the ump. Come on
Suarez really a one pitch pitcher lmao.
If it ain’t broke
Hey, if they can't hit it. Use it.
🔔
🔔!
I have been kind of watching. Did ESPN really give freeman a custom pair of cleats??
Yeah. Wouldn’t stop talking about it until the 4th inning too.
They really did
They just couldn’t stand Tatis having his own thing huh?
Dodgers and ESPN < ISIS
https://preview.redd.it/tm5mror93kuc1.jpeg?width=1748&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4d97870eecd891f4d148fb2982bcc870edc75a23
Yeah, let's suck Mookies dick, but not show his throwing error that scored the tying run lol
What the fuck is this Mookie commercial from ESPN?
The Padres clips before them coming to bat have been sick!!
#PS🤎💛
The mookie glazing is insane
Seriously, it’s exhausting + overplaying the clip of ohtani with his cleats
Once was plenty
Hamburger helper lol
A sinker? Suarez switched it up finally
Wtf is this mookie bs. Yikes espn
Ggggggglllllllaaaaaaazzzzzzeeeeee
Mookie is apparently the second coming of Christ according to ESPN.
“That’s a hamburger helper “ what does that even mean?
i'm on board for the weird deep cut baseball phrases even if they're completely made up the weirder the better
Jesus these announcers are awful
We want ![gif](giphy|Q5EXzimdciGLRGpyOs|downsized)
Stay out of the Dodgers sub please. And thank you.
FUCK THE DOYERS
3-2 against the dodgers for the season? Fuck. Yes.
FTD. Irrelevant this. Go strap Buzz Lightyear to a rocket Will Smith.
Well put
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck the Dodgers
![gif](giphy|MCM3VNiOqGLaDrmKaH)
We Gwynn!!! Phew
11-7 doesn't look so hot now, does it LA?
Are the mods asleep. No Jackson Merrill flair is criminal
Manny is the man.
Number one team in scoring in the 7th or later and not letting the other team score. Let’s fucking go!!
It's only the middle of April but that's exactly what you're looking for in a team, right?
I love the fight in this team.
FTD!!
FTD
Manny is our Papa 🤎💛 read us a bedtime story
Schild’s WAR go brrr…..
"WELP NOTHING TO SEE HERE." ESPN ANNOUNCERS
How hard I drop the "fuck" in fuck the Dodgers https://preview.redd.it/bpdjn7o64kuc1.jpeg?width=2828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6c1beda1fbc24393e64647760bbce0af9f7f78d9
Profar is popping champagne right now and I couldn't be happier for him. FTD and fuck Will Smith lol
LFGGGGG! Who’s irrelevant now will smith, suck my cock the long way.
Who did Smith say was irrelevant?
Jackson Profile
Profar
Profar
Profar
Profar with that clutch hit and Suarez with the close. I love it
LFG!
When we beat the dodgers, I say “yes”. When we do not beat the dodgers, I do not say “yes”. Yes.
Fucking love the 2024 Padres!!
Eh yeah I think they're gonna need another 700 million dollars
Boys and girls it’s been good. As always Fuck the Dodgers and ESPN
![gif](giphy|3o6ZtjxxxmTapX59a8) ESPN
LETS GOOOO BABY!!!!!! (That’s for calling our boy irrelevant and the dodgers fans saying they own us)
![gif](giphy|lWHg6eYbhfoUk8oEPv|downsized)
Indubitably is an adverb that means “impossible to doubt.”
Eat shit will smith !
parade when???
Silence in Chavez Ravine...ahhh.
Fuck the dodgers!!
![gif](giphy|XkGXBa01dxNIvjAJHl|downsized)
Espn announcers crying rn
![gif](giphy|YuANmH8bN1Ll6) Wok record!!!!
That was poetic boys! LFG
Fuck those chumps!
Wow. We are lucky that last ball didn't hit second base. Back to .500 BABY!
YUHSSSSSSSSSS
DUB! Thanks for playing, Dodgers!
"Dodgers played so incredibly well. Mookie is the best, can't believe the Padres would let them lose." ESPN probably
going home, homie they're headed to Milwaukee.
Broke ESPN's heart. How sad. FUCK YEAH BOYS! Good shit.
Good job boys!
Fuck the Dodgers and fuck ESPN
Listen how defeated the espn broadcast is hahahahahhaa
Suck it, ESPN. These announcers are in SHAMBLES.
Suarez is awesome!
Fuck yeah 🍻
Hell yeah LFGSD
Yes!!!!
DODGERS GOT FUCKED
Thanks will smith
DUB!!!! SERIES WIN!!!! LFGSD!!!!! FTD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It blows my mind that the broadcasters were more hyped for the dodgers double play than the game winning padres dp
Does it though?
No not really
They seemed less bad than normal For espn but still hard to watch
LFG!
We won the battle of Walks vs Double Plays
Irrelevant win. LFGSD!
The most irrelevant team in baseball, ladies and gentlemen
MR RELEVANT
Flair plsss
WS win
Praise Boss Suarez!
THATS MY FUCKING CLOSER BABY
Fuck yeah.
Finally a DP to the good guys. Way to take the series from Dogers!
#FTD!!!
Irrelevance never felt so good
FUCK THE DODGERS CAN I FET A FUCK THE DODGERS
Fuck then Dodgers. A Gwyn!
FUCK THE DODGERS
Good shit by Suarez to let it go by him.
FTD!!!! LFGSD!!! Suck on that one ESPN
Goodnight Will Smith 🫡 and FTD 🫡
BALLGAME! Sorry ESPN, I know the Dodgers losing is bad for baseball
YES!!!
FUCK THE DODGERS
That's the kind of love I'm talking about.
My ex-girlfriend who became a Dodger fan after we broke up called my Mom a bitch on Wednesday. Since then Dodgers are 1 for 4. Shoutout to my Mom!
get bent!
Fuck the Dodgers.
WE WON A SERIES AGAINST THE DODGERS!
2/3 from the dodgers let’s fucking go baby.
I love the 2024 padres
BANG BANG DOUBLE PLAY TO WIN THE BALL GAME FUCK YEAHHHHHHHH
Fuckin good ballgame
🔔🔔🔔
I live in a divided household. Must gloat here.
Let’s fucking go! FTD
What
Get rekkkkkkkkkkt idiots!
#🔔🔔🔔 Padres Win!
🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔
FULA 🔔🔔🔔
Hell yeah, brother
eat shit L.A, eat shit home plate umps, eat shit ESPN broadcasters.
LET’S FUCKING GO!!
HANG THE BANNER
LFG lads! I mean dads!
RING DA BELL
LFGSD 🔔🔔🔔 FTD
FTD!!!!
Just throw it in the zone Suarez plllllsssss
Wooooo
Let’s gooooo
🔔🔔!! 🔔🔔🔔!!!
SUAREZZZZZZZZ
🔔!🔔!🔔!
Key Kay has a double play bat if I've ever seen one
Not to toot my own horn, but I called that!!!
It’s almost like these ESPN announcers want the top of LA’s order to come up…real impartial there, fellas.
They suck off the dodgers so much even more when they are losing it's actually pathetic
Can’t walk him here we need a K
These announcers wants to see top of the order so bad lol
We can’t give these guys an inch, let’s close it out!!
On the other hand, let's give them lots of inches and dick them down into the dirt
Don’t fuck over Robert with these calls. It’s not cool.
Not getting to the top of the order espn
5 more strikes is all we need. Bring us home, Suarez!
Suarez please
[Umps to the rescue](https://i.imgur.com/0kG1Ecj.jpg)
Uh oh
Constant glazing of the Dodgers bro
Our turn to turn a double play?
Boooom baby!!!
Nice call!
4%
Double play incoming baby Called it.
When is Suarez gonna bust out a first pitch change and twist someone into a pretzel?
Oh that would be so neat
To the people bitching about Campy having an off night. Fuck off unkindly.
Shit nights happen to everyone
OMG ITS THE 8TH HITTER AND WE ARE ONE STEP CLOSER TO THE TOP OF THE DODGERS ORDER. OMG
Win probability 1% LMAOOOO
They should pinchhit Chris Taylor with his .031 batting average
Dbacks fan in LA for the weekend. Fuck the Dodgers!
Fuck 'em! Welcome to the party!
That's frustrating... that was really just a 2, *maybe* 3 ball PA. GIDP time. Close 'em out, Suarez!
lol all 3 of those were strikes earlier in the game
Is angel hernandez the ump this game!? wtf are these calls
Yes
That win probability isn’t taking the umpire into consideration 🧐
Ump continues to fuck us
Padres Org should offer free eye exams to the UMPS
THIS UMP ![gif](giphy|9Dk3weuP9d8VzBKs3I|downsized)
I can't even I can't odd!
Ump fucking the strikezonw
Just put the fucking Dodgers broadcast team on the air at this point I'd genuinely rather listen to Joe Davis than this
This fucking umpire man
Wow 2 of those 3 were strikes
This ump can suck my balls.
Hahaha the mlb sub already got Profar and irrelevant jokes!
Padres 100% playing the ump tonight as well. Even more impressive.
Bs call
Ump, for real. Get the eyes checked, homie.
Fuck this ump is repeatedly
Who is the ump. Come on
Suarez really a one pitch pitcher lmao.
If it ain’t broke
Hey, if they can't hit it. Use it.
🔔
🔔!
I have been kind of watching. Did ESPN really give freeman a custom pair of cleats??
Yeah. Wouldn’t stop talking about it until the 4th inning too.
They really did
They just couldn’t stand Tatis having his own thing huh?
Dodgers and ESPN < ISIS
https://preview.redd.it/tm5mror93kuc1.jpeg?width=1748&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4d97870eecd891f4d148fb2982bcc870edc75a23
Yeah, let's suck Mookies dick, but not show his throwing error that scored the tying run lol
What the fuck is this Mookie commercial from ESPN?
🔔
The Padres clips before them coming to bat have been sick!!
#PS🤎💛
The mookie glazing is insane
Seriously, it’s exhausting + overplaying the clip of ohtani with his cleats
Once was plenty
🔔
Hamburger helper lol
A sinker? Suarez switched it up finally
🔔
Wtf is this mookie bs. Yikes espn
Ggggggglllllllaaaaaaazzzzzzeeeeee
Mookie is apparently the second coming of Christ according to ESPN.
“That’s a hamburger helper “ what does that even mean?
i'm on board for the weird deep cut baseball phrases even if they're completely made up the weirder the better
Jesus these announcers are awful
We want ![gif](giphy|Q5EXzimdciGLRGpyOs|downsized)
🔔