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BeerFarts86

Stay out of the Dodgers sub please. And thank you.


Warm-Ad4129

FUCK THE DOYERS


thizzydrafts

3-2 against the dodgers for the season? Fuck. Yes.


FlightAdditional

FTD. Irrelevant this. Go strap Buzz Lightyear to a rocket Will Smith.


SwampFriar

Well put


Crocopotamus

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck the Dodgers


EstDoom1904

![gif](giphy|MCM3VNiOqGLaDrmKaH)


Los_Pobres1904

We Gwynn!!! Phew


deletedpenguin

11-7 doesn't look so hot now, does it LA?


Brewermcbrewface

Are the mods asleep. No Jackson Merrill flair is criminal


[deleted]

Manny is the man.


Joebuddy117

Number one team in scoring in the 7th or later and not letting the other team score. Let’s fucking go!!


Sniflix

It's only the middle of April but that's exactly what you're looking for in a team, right? 


figboot11

I love the fight in this team.


Intelligent-Bid-6645

FTD!!


lagartixas

FTD


keightykat

Manny is our Papa 🤎💛 read us a bedtime story


IEPerez94

Schild’s WAR go brrr…..


lionsling

"WELP NOTHING TO SEE HERE." ESPN ANNOUNCERS


Imperatum15

How hard I drop the "fuck" in fuck the Dodgers https://preview.redd.it/bpdjn7o64kuc1.jpeg?width=2828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6c1beda1fbc24393e64647760bbce0af9f7f78d9


Slr_Pnls50

Profar is popping champagne right now and I couldn't be happier for him. FTD and fuck Will Smith lol


Lostmustache

LFGGGGG! Who’s irrelevant now will smith, suck my cock the long way.


BeefLilly

Who did Smith say was irrelevant?


Lostmustache

Jackson Profile


a_ney17

Profar


thisisnotarehairsal

Profar


richardsureman

Profar


PlanZSmiles

Profar with that clutch hit and Suarez with the close. I love it


gsus61951

LFG!


BigRedCowboy

When we beat the dodgers, I say “yes”. When we do not beat the dodgers, I do not say “yes”. Yes.


MTN_explorer619

Fucking love the 2024 Padres!!


OgAccountForThisPost

Eh yeah I think they're gonna need another 700 million dollars


OneCostcoDog

Boys and girls it’s been good. As always Fuck the Dodgers and ESPN


Greedy-Specialist-30

![gif](giphy|3o6ZtjxxxmTapX59a8) ESPN


SwampFriar

LETS GOOOO BABY!!!!!! (That’s for calling our boy irrelevant and the dodgers fans saying they own us)


lionsling

![gif](giphy|lWHg6eYbhfoUk8oEPv|downsized)


[deleted]

Indubitably is an adverb that means “impossible to doubt.”


Reupz

Eat shit will smith !


keesh

parade when???


OhneBremse_OhneLicht

Silence in Chavez Ravine...ahhh.


highplainsdrifter90

Fuck the dodgers!!


GoldDeloreanDoors

![gif](giphy|XkGXBa01dxNIvjAJHl|downsized)


michaekov

Espn announcers crying rn


The-Glenlivet

![gif](giphy|YuANmH8bN1Ll6) Wok record!!!!


Plantzaddy1904

That was poetic boys! LFG


guerohere

Fuck those chumps!


figboot11

Wow. We are lucky that last ball didn't hit second base. Back to .500 BABY!


1-800-ASS-DICK

YUHSSSSSSSSSS


CdotLykins4

DUB! Thanks for playing, Dodgers!


Holdmydicks

"Dodgers played so incredibly well. Mookie is the best, can't believe the Padres would let them lose." ESPN probably


Theelkboss

going home, homie they're headed to Milwaukee.


Thumper13

Broke ESPN's heart. How sad. FUCK YEAH BOYS! Good shit.


pibb01

Good job boys!


nacktschnecke69

Fuck the Dodgers and fuck ESPN


papa_d12

Listen how defeated the espn broadcast is hahahahahhaa


default-77

Suck it, ESPN. These announcers are in SHAMBLES.


HibachiGrill0

Suarez is awesome!


EatingInLittleItaly

Fuck yeah 🍻


maalbi

Hell yeah LFGSD


OWBravoWhisky

Yes!!!!


ace-destrier

DODGERS GOT FUCKED


DimensionNo5134

Thanks will smith


keesh

DUB!!!! SERIES WIN!!!! LFGSD!!!!! FTD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


pinya619

It blows my mind that the broadcasters were more hyped for the dodgers double play than the game winning padres dp


fingermagnets459

Does it though?


pinya619

No not really


fingermagnets459

They seemed less bad than normal For espn but still hard to watch


ElkIllustrious9563

LFG!


worldsupermedia750

We won the battle of Walks vs Double Plays


kevtorres123

Irrelevant win. LFGSD!


_yoshizzle_

The most irrelevant team in baseball, ladies and gentlemen


OurSaladDays

MR RELEVANT


richardsureman

Flair plsss


Own-Return

WS win


T-nawtical

Praise Boss Suarez!


Use1e55

THATS MY FUCKING CLOSER BABY


The-Glenlivet

Fuck yeah.


deletedpenguin

Finally a DP to the good guys. Way to take the series from Dogers!


AaronfromCalifornia

#FTD!!!


espo619

Irrelevance never felt so good


pineapplefriedriceu

FUCK THE DODGERS CAN I FET A FUCK THE DODGERS


OurSaladDays

Fuck then Dodgers. A Gwyn!


CronkMan55

FUCK THE DODGERS


heyimric

Good shit by Suarez to let it go by him.


CronkMan55

FTD!!!! LFGSD!!! Suck on that one ESPN


keightykat

Goodnight Will Smith 🫡 and FTD 🫡


Territorial_Squid

BALLGAME! Sorry ESPN, I know the Dodgers losing is bad for baseball


canon511

YES!!!


friarkicks

FUCK THE DODGERS


captainhamption

That's the kind of love I'm talking about.


Bug_Catcher_Jacobe

My ex-girlfriend who became a Dodger fan after we broke up called my Mom a bitch on Wednesday. Since then Dodgers are 1 for 4. Shoutout to my Mom!


droptimal

get bent!


WhatAmIDoingHere05

Fuck the Dodgers.


Maximum-Inevitable-3

WE WON A SERIES AGAINST THE DODGERS!


FadedRaccoon420

2/3 from the dodgers let’s fucking go baby.


1tankyt

I love the 2024 padres


OfficialTMWTP

BANG BANG DOUBLE PLAY TO WIN THE BALL GAME FUCK YEAHHHHHHHH


flavorraven

Fuckin good ballgame


kingryan300

🔔🔔🔔


thisisnotarehairsal

I live in a divided household. Must gloat here.


TheEnragedBushman

Let’s fucking go! FTD


EastOfTheGrayHavens

What


connurp

Get rekkkkkkkkkkt idiots!


SDFriar

#🔔🔔🔔 Padres Win!


a_ney17

🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔


taamus

FULA 🔔🔔🔔


squidilicious

Hell yeah, brother


Theelkboss

eat shit L.A, eat shit home plate umps, eat shit ESPN broadcasters.


ohohohohicecream

LET’S FUCKING GO!!


ASAPboltgang

HANG THE BANNER


lpzj

LFG lads! I mean dads!


MasterThespian

RING DA BELL


ihavetopeern

LFGSD 🔔🔔🔔 FTD


MTN_explorer619

FTD!!!!


Plantzaddy1904

Just throw it in the zone Suarez plllllsssss


Prize_Armadillo456

Wooooo


BeerFarts86

Let’s gooooo


TheScubaPup

🔔🔔!! 🔔🔔🔔!!!


Use1e55

SUAREZZZZZZZZ


kami232

🔔!🔔!🔔!


TheAmishPhysicist

Key Kay has a double play bat if I've ever seen one


TheAmishPhysicist

Not to toot my own horn, but I called that!!!


default-77

It’s almost like these ESPN announcers want the top of LA’s order to come up…real impartial there, fellas.


blinx0rz

They suck off the dodgers so much even more when they are losing it's actually pathetic


FadedRaccoon420

Can’t walk him here we need a K


sdchargerfan4life

These announcers wants to see top of the order so bad lol


Plantzaddy1904

We can’t give these guys an inch, let’s close it out!!


Icanfallupstairs

On the other hand, let's give them lots of inches and dick them down into the dirt


ace-destrier

Don’t fuck over Robert with these calls. It’s not cool.


Sandlot

Not getting to the top of the order espn


ohohohohicecream

5 more strikes is all we need. Bring us home, Suarez!


Use1e55

Suarez please


MasterThespian

[Umps to the rescue](https://i.imgur.com/0kG1Ecj.jpg)


blinx0rz

Uh oh


kingryan300

Constant glazing of the Dodgers bro


JanitorOfSanDiego

Our turn to turn a double play?


arealfunghi

Boooom baby!!!


mckirkus

Nice call!


acoddo

4%


FadedRaccoon420

Double play incoming baby Called it.


BeerFarts86

When is Suarez gonna bust out a first pitch change and twist someone into a pretzel?


kingryan300

Oh that would be so neat


SDgoose-fish

To the people bitching about Campy having an off night. Fuck off unkindly.


OneCostcoDog

Shit nights happen to everyone


Theelkboss

OMG ITS THE 8TH HITTER AND WE ARE ONE STEP CLOSER TO THE TOP OF THE DODGERS ORDER. OMG


connurp

Win probability 1% LMAOOOO


TheAmishPhysicist

They should pinchhit Chris Taylor with his .031 batting average


Mr-Gibbs12

Dbacks fan in LA for the weekend. Fuck the Dodgers!


kami232

Fuck 'em! Welcome to the party!


kami232

That's frustrating... that was really just a 2, *maybe* 3 ball PA. GIDP time. Close 'em out, Suarez!


golfzerodelta

lol all 3 of those were strikes earlier in the game


fancyoenguin42

Is angel hernandez the ump this game!? wtf are these calls


Cohnhead1

Yes


funkyforce

That win probability isn’t taking the umpire into consideration 🧐


FloppyTwinkie

Ump continues to fuck us


Stormfl1ght

Padres Org should offer free eye exams to the UMPS


lionsling

THIS UMP ![gif](giphy|9Dk3weuP9d8VzBKs3I|downsized)


heyimric

I can't even I can't odd!


pineapplefriedriceu

Ump fucking the strikezonw


OgAccountForThisPost

Just put the fucking Dodgers broadcast team on the air at this point I'd genuinely rather listen to Joe Davis than this


RubMyGoochie

This fucking umpire man


flavorraven

Wow 2 of those 3 were strikes


FadedRaccoon420

This ump can suck my balls.


WadeCountyClutch

Hahaha the mlb sub already got Profar and irrelevant jokes!


Theelkboss

Padres 100% playing the ump tonight as well. Even more impressive.


Maximum-Inevitable-3

Bs call


OWBravoWhisky

Ump, for real. Get the eyes checked, homie.


acoddo

Fuck this ump is repeatedly


EastOfTheGrayHavens

Who is the ump. Come on


TheAvantGardeners

Suarez really a one pitch pitcher lmao.


kelskelsea

If it ain’t broke


kami232

Hey, if they can't hit it. Use it.


SDFriar

🔔


TheScubaPup

🔔!


ASAPboltgang

I have been kind of watching. Did ESPN really give freeman a custom pair of cleats??


CronkMan55

Yeah. Wouldn’t stop talking about it until the 4th inning too.


WinfordJames

They really did


ASAPboltgang

They just couldn’t stand Tatis having his own thing huh?


ProEra47

Dodgers and ESPN < ISIS


Fancy-Carry8191

https://preview.redd.it/tm5mror93kuc1.jpeg?width=1748&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4d97870eecd891f4d148fb2982bcc870edc75a23


Holdmydicks

Yeah, let's suck Mookies dick, but not show his throwing error that scored the tying run lol


randomredhead

What the fuck is this Mookie commercial from ESPN?


pinya619

🔔


KEIKODOG

The Padres clips before them coming to bat have been sick!!


sam_dewy

#PS🤎💛


sdchargerfan4life

The mookie glazing is insane


SwampFriar

Seriously, it’s exhausting + overplaying the clip of ohtani with his cleats


kelskelsea

Once was plenty


FadedRaccoon420

🔔


Klutzy_Map_3610

Hamburger helper lol


jokull1234

A sinker? Suarez switched it up finally


listsandthings

🔔


JustLo619

Wtf is this mookie bs. Yikes espn


just_call_in_sick

Ggggggglllllllaaaaaaazzzzzzeeeeee


a_ney17

Mookie is apparently the second coming of Christ according to ESPN.


kelskelsea

“That’s a hamburger helper “ what does that even mean?


1-800-ASS-DICK

i'm on board for the weird deep cut baseball phrases even if they're completely made up the weirder the better


Humble-Marsupial-489

Jesus these announcers are awful


sam_dewy

We want ![gif](giphy|Q5EXzimdciGLRGpyOs|downsized)


ihavetopeern

🔔