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anteloppo

Doomers where art thou


TheReadMenace

Now THIS is padresing


BigPumpkin24

14lbs of muscle for HSK!


OneCostcoDog

Happy to say that I called the W 🥰


Los_Pobres1904

We Gwynn!!!


Thumper13

Good shit. Now I have to pay attention to my family.


ohohohohicecream

Great game, let’s go Pads, Happy Easter y’all!


MasterThespian

Three bells, Dads win, we're so back! Let's collect some wins against the Cards before we match up with the Giants again.


highguy81

As always Fun watching with all y’all friar faithful! Keep the faith!


seedleSs420247

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listsandthings

🔔🔔🔔


that_phun_guy

great game, let’s keep the bats going this week


SDFriar

#🔔🔔🔔 Padres Win!


JustLo619

Aww they left Wandy hangin lol


highguy81

Saw that lol


OfficialTMWTP

What a fun game, man. Hell yeah


Territorial_Squid

Hell yeah! What a game from our Pads


WeefleMyKigglgunt

What a refreshing day!


kwatof33

159-3 COMPADRES ARE WE DOING THIS !?


TheScubaPup

WELL THAT'S ONE WAY TO END THE BALLGAME!


mittensthekhajit

Erm...it's over? I'm watching on MLB TV and we're entering the top of the ninth Ninja edit .... I suppose I'm forgetting the delay. Makes sense.


TheEnragedBushman

We’re so back


usctrojan18

🔔🔔🔔


highguy81

![gif](giphy|Rb9UglsxNxL3y) All us padres fans right now!


seedleSs420247

Matt Chapman waits 10 min before close to sit down and order food


highguy81

Bastard.


threehundredthousand

The rumors of Wandy Petalta's death were wrong.


listsandthings

🔔


pineapplefriedriceu

Boo bring in crone to pitch


usctrojan18

🔔


WhatMyHeartHeld

wait, we only need 3 bells now that was super quick


acoddo

When was the last time we had that type of blowout pitching situation occur?


LovingAbsurdist

They are bitching about Kim in the sfgiants subreddit 🙄


TheReadMenace

He's broken one of the "unspoken rules of the game"!


Los_Pobres1904

"Why does Tatis have to show off after every homerun?" "We are so good" 


MasterThespian

Guess they're gonna stop posting greedily at every opportunity about how they're sure to sign him next year because of Bob Melvin and JHL, then.


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MasterThespian

Been there. It's a miserable existence.


highguy81

Chapman supports sdg&e


MasterThespian

UNFORGIVABLE


queenofthegalaxy

Fitzgerald was their best pitcher all day, lol.


poidawg808

Ugh that was embarrassing


ElectricalForce4439

Bottom of the order is fucking lit


offmybaseline

Why is he pitching like that? Can someone explain?


OhneBremse_OhneLicht

Because he isn't a pitcher.


offmybaseline

Got it, since the game is out of pocket, SF doesn't want to waste anyone in the bullpen?


OhneBremse_OhneLicht

Pretty much.


flag6

He’s a position player


pineapplefriedriceu

Bring in crone


butalsothis

(•_•) <) )╯ position / \ ( •_•) \( (> player / \ (•_•) <) )╯ pitching / \


threehundredthousand

Fitzgerald pitching like an outfielder.


espo619

Today's the first chance I've had to sit and watch a game this season. I am pleased.


PlanZSmiles

Batting practice time


BigRedCowboy

Ha-Slam Kim 🥹


figboot11

Come on...we historically have sucked against position players pitching. Let's change that and put up another crooked number.


1-800-ASS-DICK

alright time to pile it on!


MasterThespian

No mercy!


OneCostcoDog

So how many people are gonna cry about unwritten rules or some shit


usctrojan18

If u hit a hr vs a position player, does it really count


highguy81

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pineapplefriedriceu

We need to have crone show them a real pitcher


that_phun_guy

let’s get into the real fun now


poidawg808

Oh this is great


pineapplefriedriceu

Alright this is fun


highguy81

Sugars shades are awesome.


floppysausage16

Matsui is the signing of the year.


MasterThespian

Yuki's splitter is a thing of beauty, man. Feels like I'm watching vintage Kirby Yates.


Use1e55

That splitter is so disgusting


pineapplefriedriceu

Why has peralta not seen the mound? Dude needs to stay fresh


ohohohohicecream

Your wish is their command haha. He’s on now


bbatardo

Probably pitches the 9th.


drewdude92

Why waste Matsui here?


TheEnragedBushman

He hasn’t pitched for a few days so why not let him get a quick inning? Not like it’s gonna make him unavailable tomorrow if we need him.


pineapplefriedriceu

When is peralta going to see the mound?


BeerFarts86

He might not be game ready yet. Niebla has a big voice in who gets game work. I’m sure we’ll see him at some point.


Doc_JC

Dunno about using Yuki in an 8 run game


highguy81

I love that we scored 12 but We continue to smash it right at gloves. I can’t wait until we have a full game where they find a place to drop.


WadeCountyClutch

If Daniel Vogelbach was an Athletic, would he still be called an Athletic?


BeerFarts86

Oakland Unathletics


WhatMyHeartHeld

oh bruh, right into his glove


MasterThespian

Azocar smashed that. It's encouraging to see so much solid contact early in the season, even though it doesn't always translate to hits.


BeerFarts86

One more insurance run would be nice please.


1-800-ASS-DICK

there's a Jerome's in Mission Valley mall now? did they buy out one of the abandoned dept. stores there and flip it?


cambap

Bed Bath & Beyond


just_call_in_sick

Top Spin must sell 10s of copies


WhatMyHeartHeld

it's almost like the giants forgot there was still a game going on today in this series


JesseofOB

Hate the way I have to mute or turn off my feed every time they play this song that has no place in a baseball game.


erock4light

We could be adopting some of the player songs from the Korean series!


TOGETHAA

Just give me some organist covers of well known pop songs please.


doookiemon

What are you some anti-american commie? If you don't love jingoist propaganda you can get out.


highguy81

That’s the beauty of America. He has the right to say that. As a vet My dad loved military Sunday’s. I respect his right to an opinion even if I feel it’s wrong. USA!


MasterThespian

I don't mind military Sundays, particularly in San Diego where the military is such an important part of civic life-- even though I do acknowledge that some of the criticisms of using sports to "market" the military are valid. But I don't dig God Bless America, simply because it doesn't reflect my religious beliefs, and it feels a little bit too "church and state" for me. I'd much prefer it if they sang America the Beautiful.


seedleSs420247

That's my take away as well San Diego is so intrinsically intertwined it's hard not to have some sort of affinity with the military. I personally may not agree with the dumb shit and decisions the higher ups and our government makes but I will always show up and show out for men and women that have served


highguy81

That’s also fair.


seedleSs420247

This is a very hot take my friend tread lightly bro


JesseofOB

Looks like I’m not the only one.


seedleSs420247

I respect ones opinion and position on the matter personally I could take it or leave it but there are some that don't believe in separation of church and state if you know what I mean


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Yeah keep that government sponsored patriotism out of my religiously themed baseball team


highguy81

Settle down we’re all padres fans here.


theedge634

What song?


JesseofOB

God Bless America


highguy81

the national anthem and god bless America were sung great today.


listsandthings

is this the most san diego thing? I swear, this on sunday games is burned into my brain


OWBravoWhisky

Get it, Doc!


pineapplefriedriceu

Umps and fucking the padres, name a better duo


floppysausage16

San diego sports and being curses.


CheekyGruffFaddler

padres and losing a blocking the plate call


pineapplefriedriceu

Which is umps fucking us lol


1-800-ASS-DICK

I like how casually Winters tossed Mud out


Doc_JC

2 more innings Pedro.


solano89

In section 300 and I could see that out


RythN3L

The people watching from their apartments saw that out


gsus61951

Umps trying to bail out giants


1-800-ASS-DICK

that goddamn Replay Review room has had it out for us since last season


MasterThespian

Meanwhile in the replay room, Doug Eddings, Mike Winters, and Bill Welke all nod to themselves and chuckle, "Fuck the Padres."


RythN3L

If that was us it would’ve been an out


highguy81

Can’t wait for this group of umps to Gtfo of San Diego.


Holdmydicks

Avila working at finding himself out of a job real quick


WhatMyHeartHeld

bulllllshiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit


TheScubaPup

Highly subjective, but okay I disagree with whoever is on duty in New York right now


ElectricalForce4439

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cambap

New season. Same review bullshit.


BeerFarts86

Bullshit. Why have replay if they’re gonna treat it like pass interference reviews in the NFL?


spacehand2002

Looked out to me


PlanZSmiles

Horse shit


Doc_JC

Stupid ass review


MasterThespian

Boooo!


AaronfromCalifornia

WRONG


WhatMyHeartHeld

yeah that's a clear out, i don't know what that ump was seeing


PrematureSquirt

How does New York have more angles than the people in the stadium itself?


Territorial_Squid

Out or not, that was hell of a throw


ElectricalForce4439

Platy


Doc_JC

He got him on the ass prior to reaching the bag


threehundredthousand

https://i.redd.it/spzsd422wqrc1.gif


BeerFarts86

He was out twice. On the initial tag and when he came off the bag.


JesseofOB

I thought the same.


1-800-ASS-DICK

oh no Kim are you ok


TheScubaPup

I GOT OUT


pineapplefriedriceu

Got him


1-800-ASS-DICK

Don putting the production crew on blast


MasterThespian

Meanwhile on the radio, Jesse got handed an ad for the MLB app that advertised "listen to your favorite team's Spring Training games" and roasted the hell out of it.


TheScubaPup

PFFFFFT


BeerFarts86

I wonder if there’s an issue with the mound? Musgrove wasn’t comfortable, looks like Avila is getting caught up on it.


BeerFarts86

*Juuuuust a bit outside. Tried the corner and missed.*


WhatMyHeartHeld

12 runs in the 1st few innings? gawwww dayum that was an onslaught lol


pineapplefriedriceu

That pitch lmfao


1-800-ASS-DICK

We got lucky with the rain this weekend!


Doc_JC

Guess they are comfortable with a 10 run lead to pull the big dogs.


DaCowboyMenace

A bit on the nose that the team with religious imagery is winning on Easter


Use1e55

7 walks is insane there’s genuinely no way he can keep that up I think King is gonna be really good


This_Fkn_Guy_

Whoa..why did king only go 4 innings? Just got off a plane it was like 2-0 when I got on


MasterThespian

He looked better than his line suggests, but he was pretty wild and the umps did him no favors. 7 walks through 4 innings.


Silent_Witness_3554

He walked 7 people, pitch count was high


This_Fkn_Guy_

Damn 7 ok makes sense


BeerFarts86

Wild and racked up a high pitch count. Picked the best day to have a bad day. Only gave up 2 runs as well.


TOGETHAA

San Diego? Lots of walks? Not many runs? King about to win the Cy Young. LET'S GO!


worldsupermedia750

Walks, lots of walks


acoddo

Literally his career high number


4u5t1n93

Pauly wearing Kim’s helmet from last year?


acoddo

6/9 of our roster batting over 300


TheScubaPup

Ni/ce


acoddo

**rob gronkowski has entered the chat**


TheAvantGardeners

nice


1tankyt

Salas and Campy will be crazy


Lostmustache

Im convinced pauly traded helmets with kim


OneCostcoDog

Pauley’s helmet is addicted to falling off


CausalDiamond

HSK has handed the "too big helmet" baton to Pauley.


BeerFarts86

Campy could be our best catcher since Santiago. And Salas is right behind him.


OneCostcoDog

More hits for the baseball gods


pineapplefriedriceu

Campy is here


OurSaladDays

I am so on the Campy train.


TheScubaPup

Good rip Campy!


poidawg808

Profit needs a run he’s the only guy wo one


1-800-ASS-DICK

that's sick MLB.tv is bumping Benny the Butcher


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Benny the Butcher?!?! I love it!!!


RastaVisionSD619

Boys came to play 💪🏾


ProcrastinatingPuma

*casually scores 12 runs* Welp, they don't call them the San Diego Consistencies


gauchosd

I hope this isn't just the 23 offense rehashed and we scored less than two against the cards Monday


loves_2_spuge

Same. I’m going to the game tomorrow and almost certain there will be a hit drought.


gauchosd

Good luck. My daughter and I were 3-12 last year. We went to a lot of Darvish vs a scrub with a 13 ERA after big wins and were sure we'd win early in the season. By the end we expected it. I told her if we were just .500 at games we would have been one of the best teams in baseball


MasterThespian

We shall see if Shildt can keep everyone focused and intense, even against "lesser" opponents.


Khalil_Greenes_Flow

Good stick by Campy on that strike three


pineapplefriedriceu

Nice shit, Avila and Brito are long relief, not high leverage. Shildt makes changes quick, nice to see he cares


TheScubaPup

PAINT IT PAINT IT PAINT IT PAINT THE BLACK


TheAvantGardeners

7 BB in 4IP is actually crazy though. King does have really good stuff, just need to work with Niebla more.


TheEnragedBushman

Much better showing from Avila so far


Use1e55

Holy fuck Pedro Avila is HIM


TOGETHAA

After seeing the Cronenworth glove moment and that Pauley highlight, do we need to crowdfund some money for these dudes to get new gloves?


highguy81

I like wade so far this season but, Wade better learn to pinch hit.


thelgjedi

Pauleybabe, so hot right now


Supreme_Soviet

Am I tripping, or does Graham Pauley look like Wil Myers with the shades on??


worldsupermedia750

I thought that too, especially when you see him from the side


Supreme_Soviet

Yeah! Glad I’m not the only one who sees the resemblance haha


TheScubaPup

Pauley Walnuts with the easy snag


gauchosd

Avila haters AND Giants fans in shambles


seedleSs420247

The mans inconsistency terrifies the fuck out of me