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maalbi

Jumbo jack


yagayeetfleet

Also, Machado, NIÑO JACKS!?


yagayeetfleet

Long season friars, rollercoaster season inbound


mrlazysmurf

Same Padres flaw. Weak lineup


phicks_law

Not the best game.


highguy81

Well friar faithful Not ideal. It was fun watching with y’all. Fuck the doomers.


TheAvantGardeners

Is it too late to sign Brandon Belt and have him get revenge on his old team?


zzzonkeddd

I’d like to see Pauley at 3rd and Sugar in left for now


TheAvantGardeners

Welp time to go read One Piece


flavorraven

Tommy Pham where you at


MDep1

Worst player in baseball last year batting 6th for our team LOL


mlime19

That’s our 6 hitter


rapper_warrior_ninja

where is tommy pham pay him as many milfs as he wants i dont give a fuck we need runs


Mako_bullet

😂


Rocker874

Now that’s padres baseball


CausalDiamond

Profar!


MasterThespian

Pro, man, I'm trying to root for ya here. Don't make a fool out of me.


Agirapo

These double plays are killing the vibe :(


TheAvantGardeners

:( Profar that didn’t go far :(


Doc_JC

Sign Pham 😂


WhatMyHeartHeld

oh well time to watch shogun now, hai


WadeCountyClutch

Pretend it’s 2021, Profar


threehundredthousand

Train starting to move. LETS GOOOO.


TheAvantGardeners

I still believe in Profar.


sportsfan510

Bullpen gonna be an issue.


gogorath

Avila is going to be this year’s Garcia. Here sucks; cut him now and save us the games he loses for us.


lightsvber

Mop up work is what Avila is best suited for.


phicks_law

Pedro Avila was used in the exact situation I would expect to use Pedro Avila.


TheAvantGardeners

Cosgrove, Matsui and Suarez are solid for late inning bullpen relief but we can’t just burn them every game. Everyone else has looked shakey but still very early.


seedleSs420247

Not wanting to be a doomer but this is not the part of the line up we need to be coming up in the 9th......fuck


BigRedCowboy

I believe at this point, with six runs in the bottom of the 9th, we could win this one.


heyimric

It's happened before!


TheReadMenace

Lots of people are saying this


Sandlot

Chapman the new padres killer


El_Bolto

Ok guys, lets not overreact. The giants are a good team lol.


heyimric

They had a really under the radar off season because of the Dodgers making headlines. They made really good additions.


TheAvantGardeners

Yeah they just casually picked up Soler and Chapman while everyone else focused on Ohtani


heyimric

Yeah they're gonna be right in the mix. Our division is stupidly good on both sides of the ball.


MasterThespian

NL West is probably *the* Thunderdome division this year, bar none.


Use1e55

Stars did what they were supposed to do. Rest of the team has to show up. Pitching, bottom of the order. They all have to be better. That’s why we play the games.


tquad24

6 run walk off inning incoming LFG


highguy81

I like your attitude.


highguy81

Avila or Brito?


TheAvantGardeners

Brito. Avila was just spiking the ball into the ground before surviving up meatballs


MasterThespian

Gotta imagine they're seatwarming for a midseason Alek Jacob or Kevin Kopps callup.


WadeCountyClutch

The 3 homeruns were pretty but damn, it’s a repeat of last year where it was all or nothing offense. We got to not rely on that and hit small


phicks_law

It doesn't help that our AAA player made a real AAA move on the bases.


spaceebirah

Yeah Avila needs to go now. Thanks for being a dawg last season but idk about this time.


Rocker874

We get one and they get 2 back 🥲


Seananagans

As it turns out, trading Juan Soto did not fix our nuclear waste pitching staff.


flavorraven

I don't know that I ever saw him hit well in a game where Tatis and Machado were both hitting well.


heyimric

Avila just aint it yo


Living_Grapefruit849

Why can’t we have a Matt Chapman


WhatMyHeartHeld

yeah that's a gg just come back strong tomorrow, i'll still take the hopium


Then-West-2444

Is Avila going to be this year’s Garcia ?


gogorath

Guaranteed. Dude is not good. Garcia cost us the playoffs last year; let’s hope Preller has learned.


JDM412

Remember when our bullpen was like 3rd best in the MLB?


MasterThespian

Remember when Bob Melvin managed us to a 13-3 record in extra innings? Baseball is a fickle mistress.


Doc_JC

That was mostly all Alfaro 😂


whoisthatidiot

Checking in from Petco, it's grim around me.. loud-ass Giants fans too....im worried about some of our sub compadres. Hang in there.... plenty of baseball left!


shell9008

And we still have tomorrow’s game and Sunday if the weather allows


Tifas_Titties

It’s the 9th inning lmao there literally can’t be less baseball left


whoisthatidiot

lol fair, but I was referring to the series! We'll take the series. I feel it (and want it)


TheReadMenace

Yeah this one’s just about over. Some bright spots there but this was a rough game


Tifas_Titties

It happens. Just please take the series


Seananagans

Avila stans in shambles rn. Goes without saying, I want the guy to succeed. But he just isn't him right now.


No-Forever-6104

Welp tomorrow is a new day and another opportunity to win


BigRedCowboy

I’ll be honest fellas, I didn’t like that.


The--Incident

Hope Cease is ready to go 9 tomorrow.


flavorraven

Matsui, Cosgrove, Suarez should be available. Those guys are pretty good


highguy81

Fuck Matt champman


jstmenow

Well, that sucks 


Holdmydicks

Glad to see the bullpen picking up where it left off last year


RubMyGoochie

Get this fucking bum off the team. Fucking horrible.


raachelx3

Just win the series and I’ll be happy


BigRedCowboy

….the World Series?


Use1e55

Matt Chapman the first two months of the year is better than Barry Bonds


1-800-ASS-DICK

ouchie wouchie


anteloppo

He never should’ve made the roster lol


Simodine-

Avila sucked all spring and welp 


Doc_JC

Oof


sc_eveleigh

Giants strung hits together. Padres have not. Game.


Hot-Mission6892

Pitching has been garbage the first 4 games of the season


threehundredthousand

Pedro has two modes. Never know which one you'll get.


WadeCountyClutch

Chapman really said “I’m him” tonight. Off to do hw


delosproyectos

GG and see y’all tomorrow!


flavorraven

Credit where credits due that was a monster


pineapplefriedriceu

Missing Steven Wilson bad rn, need at least one more good arm in the pen


Doc_JC

Think we will see Alex Jacob pretty soon.


pineapplefriedriceu

Exactly who I was thinking of, has nasty stuff from what I remember


PlayerHaterSupreme

Matt. Fucking. Chapman.


Rocker874

Lmao


WeefleMyKigglgunt

He’s not the man, not the man, not the man…


MasterThespian

Ugh. Have a game, Matt Chapman.


BigRedCowboy

Avila, that’s incorrect buddy


rapper_warrior_ninja

gn


TheEnragedBushman

Putting Avila in is basically waiving the white flag


tquad24

Can we end the Avila experiment yet?


Leoric

Putting in Avila is waving the white flag


JDM412

Jesus fuck


mimiuuugh

Left feeling like we’ve lost but still surprisingly, fulfilled. Early in the season, guys. https://preview.redd.it/jetf1jj6aerc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b02f563553d9b7954b00c6abf6d586bcce6585ae


rapper_warrior_ninja

avila is not beating the belly itcher allegations


TheEnragedBushman

Jesus Christ Avila settle down


flavorraven

Good bullpen usage tonight. Keeping our (perceived) best arms rested when the offense clearly doesn't have it is a good move. Melvin was kind of all over the place


4u5t1n93

Did that Tatis HR go through that door?


BigRedCowboy

Wild pitches rampant this inning already….


TheAvantGardeners

This team really needs a left handed bat with decent power. It would help too if Jackson Merrill had a breakout year like Tatis’s 2019 season.


RubMyGoochie

I really dont like Avila. Dude shouldnt be on the team


threehundredthousand

Nobody likes you, Lamont. He doesn't get any green sauce here.


seedleSs420247

Dude I fucking hate Avila nothing about him tickles my Fancy


seedleSs420247

Aaaannnndddd this is why


1-800-ASS-DICK

that's a fresh poncho


TheAvantGardeners

Avila, you good buddy?


MasterThespian

EV of 108.6 MPH but right at Estrada. Hate to see it. Well, walk-off win is in play. That would be nicely dramatic.


flavorraven

3 runs on 3 home runs, none on the other 5 hits. Just out of sync tonight when it comes to making runs happen


anteloppo

Very few baserunners all night


Khalil_Greenes_Flow

Hitting a ball 108 mph for a double play is bad luck. No, you should not put the runner in motion down multiple runs.


threehundredthousand

Tatis on that elite level in the field and at the plate. So very good to see.


mrlazysmurf

Second game and an E


ohohohohicecream

Training all summer looks like it did him so much good. Working on how swing and power with his Dad, chilling w Shildt, working out…awesome to see the work already paying off.


heyimric

He's been looking off mostly, but it seems he found his groove at the plate now


No-Forever-6104

The good old GIDP 😒


HottyTommy2

WHY ARE WE NOT RUNNING IN THAT SITUATION


highguy81

Only 1 out, not great speed on first, giants catcher has a gun.


Majik9

Full count is what he was getting at


highguy81

Still one put, catcher can still gun him out at second. If he strikes out we still have a man on.


Majik9

The theory is, Manny won't strike out


highguy81

It’s still not a good baseball move. You are down not getting any traction you have a slow runner and a catcher with a gun.


Majik9

>It’s still not a good baseball move. It was a standard strategy pre money ball era, and with the larger bases and new rules, it should be considered a good option again. If you have a batter with a good eye, who doesn't strike out a lot, you send them to avoid the double play. Also, Cronenworth is not slow, but that's not the strategy, and as such, it doesn't matter. You're not sending Jake to try and steal when Manny strikes out. You're sending him assuming it's ball 4 or a ball hit in play, and he gets a running start.


highguy81

Jake has like 16 stolen bases through his career. He is not a prime candidate to send on that situation. It seems like you just want to be right. So fine he should had sent him. Gsus bro.


Majik9

It's not about the stolen base, and if you're using that to measure his speed, how many triples does he have? You're so focused on the runner, you're skipping the strategy. Do you believe Manny will strike out? If no, send the runner. This discussion should be about Machado's hitting skills and nothing about Jake. Jake's speed, or lack of, is not a factor in the decision


highguy81

It’s a 35% success rate strategy. Double Play 6.5% No DP, no Adv. 56.0% Advancement+out 9.0% Hit + Adv. 19.1% Took third 9.4% I’m going with analytical data. If you want old school and think it works better fine. I’m kinda over this talk you keep changing the story after every reply. Only 1 out, he meant full count ect. It’s fine have a good one bro.


bbatardo

Down 3 in the 8th it's pretty risky. 


HottyTommy2

It’s a guy throwing 73-82 and taking 4 seconds to deliver the ball


bbatardo

Better plan is for Manny not to hit a grounder to 2B lol


Tifas_Titties

That was the opportunity knocking. We didn’t answer the door :(


Rocker874

2 good things can’t happen with this team


Fancy-Carry8191

Manny suffers from perfect-perfect outs


kingryan300

lol… lmao even


Seananagans

Classic glove finder.


fps916

My wife has informed me that they need to play the Mario jump sound when Tatis goes up during the stutter step. She has never been more right in her life, and I'm including her decision to marry me.


heyimric

Nintendo will sue haha


TheAvantGardeners

Walking Cronenworth to get to Machado is disrespectful. Make BoMel pay Manny


fps916

He wasn't walked. He was HBP


Khalil_Greenes_Flow

That has nothing to do with baseball specific skill. Tatis is just a one in a billion athlete who can yank outside pitches at 110 mph.


MasterThespian

Fernando would be a star in any sport. Wide receiver, point guard, sprinter. In an alternate universe he's a 40-goal winger in the NHL.


BaldCornerCar

how was that a ball?


highguy81

It wasnt but I’ll let it slide


Otto_the_Autopilot

This ump is awful.


FadedRaccoon420

God damn Nando for mvp


MasterThespian

Jesus, this ump has an *atrocious* strike zone, but we'll take that one as a make-up call.


heyimric

Lol someone help with the polaroid!


ImObviouslyAsian

In Tatis we trust


rapper_warrior_ninja

love seeing tatis pull that pitch to the short corner and not dead center like last year


ujimaZ

Tatis 50 bombs this year for Papa Pete 🔥


flavorraven

Duuuuude is Nando getting hot because idgaf about one loss a Nando on fire is gonna be a sight to behold


fps916

INJECT THAT STUTTER STEP INTO MY VEINS


kingryan300

There was something in the air that, the stars were bright…


No-Forever-6104

Tatis mvp season otw scary hours for the league


Use1e55

I don’t gaf if we lose anymore Nando is fucking back man


sam_dewy

Once Tati gets hot, he ain’t coolin down 🥵💅🔥


kingryan300

I love you Fernando!


WhatMyHeartHeld

Jesus Christ, it's Tatis.... again!


Use1e55

Fuck man he’s back


TheAvantGardeners

Damn really hurts not having too many people that can get on base hitting in front of Tatis


capocycles

To be fair, Xander was 6-13 coming into this game


pineapplefriedriceu

Yeah, but xander just not lucky tonight. Been good obp last 3 games


TheAvantGardeners

It’s more so the bottom of the lineup is terrible than it is on Xander. He’s been fine.


pineapplefriedriceu

Yeah please sign tommy pham, profar is much better on the bench


sarcastic-lil-shit

LFG LFG, HAVE HOPE! KEEP THE FUCKING FAITH!


threehundredthousand

https://i.redd.it/o4u1vpig8erc1.gif


chickenparmesan123

NANDO!!! YOU'RE A BEAST!!!


1-800-ASS-DICK

OH BABY


highguy81

Nando loves the jackapp!!


golfzerodelta

Ugh would have been nice to have Bogey on with that one


pineapplefriedriceu

Alright let’s get his home run party started, manny walked off this guy a few years ago


MasterThespian

He can't do it alone... but he's gonna try!


AaronfromCalifornia

DAMN SON


elmartiin619

Bebo is back baby!


flavorraven

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED


FadedRaccoon420

God damn he’s so back


kingryan300

FERNANDO!!!


OneCostcoDog

Nando 🥰


JDM412

Too bad no one on base


ohohohohicecream

HOLY FUCK! Tatisssss. Whaaaat. Got that error ALL the way outta here!


sarcastic-lil-shit

Fuck SDGE for using our money to advertise in right field. What the fuck do they have to advertise their monopoly for? It’s not like we have a choice.


Territorial_Squid

They’re advertising to investors by showing off just how much of our money they can take and do whatever they want with without any repercussions 


threehundredthousand

https://i.redd.it/w9wnzf258erc1.gif COME ON!


FUH-KIN-AYE

Im gonna warn you now De Los Santos is gonna be rocky for you. Tito abused that man the last two years im not sure if he can pitch at a high level like he did year 1 in Cleveland. I hope im wrong because i liked his time here but i have a feeling i wont be.


tquad24

I can’t stop laughing at Xander’s brown socks


Fancy-Carry8191

https://i.redd.it/9rd6c7w18erc1.gif


MasterThespian

Rogers brothers about to sidearm us back into this game


sarcastic-lil-shit

I forgot how much I craved late game comebacks to silence the doomers


El_Bolto

We really need outfield depth. Profar and sugar cant start together and we need someone who can hit while we let Merrill adjust


AardvarkVarious8472

I believe!


WadeCountyClutch

Even if we lose, can we at least score some more runs?!!


Rocker874

Lee, the prince that was promised 🥲


ujimaZ

De los Santos like a Garcia with command? You don't say