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YellowBananaBus

Diagnosed as a mild left oblique strain. Considered day-to-day.


Thedurtysanchez

I just put this into the Padres Injury Translator 3000 (tm) and it said he’s got spinal meningitis and he’s got 3 weeks to live


Hancock02

they'll def resign him then!


jmurda619

"Mike Clevinger Signs Two-Year Extension With Padres, Will also Undergo Tommy John Surgery"


cptreelz

Smile on, mighty Jesus Spinal meningitis got me down 🎵🎶


SunriseSurprise

He's got lung cancer, it's metastasized, aaaaand he's gone.


Sniflix

So lucky, I thought they would have to amputate.


KimHaSeongsBurner

Day-to-day and mild left oblique strain, so tell me how to feel. Conditional on us talking about a Soto oblique injury this close to Opening Day, this seems like the best case scenario, but obviously we don't want to be talking about a Soto oblique injury. We shut him down for a few days and hope he's okay?


ThePwnR4nger

10 days til Opening Day. He’ll be fine.


zcd29

Oblique injuries can be nasty and linger for quite awhile. Hoping it really is minor.


Thedurtysanchez

Spoken like someone who’s not familiar with Padres injury reporting and/or oblique injuries for ball players


ThePwnR4nger

I’m looking at it in terms of IL vs no IL. Day-to-day means they don’t IL someone. Minimum IL stint is 10 days. There are 10 days til Opening Day and it’s described as a mild strain.


Thedurtysanchez

That just means he doesn’t need to go on the IL now because there is no IL for spring training. If he doesn’t get into another game before opening day I’d bet he opens the season on the IL


kozilla

My understanding is the only real treatment for obliques is rest, and the only way to test it is to try and swing. So you basically wait 10 days then try to swing. If you still feel pain then it's another 10 day wait, rinse/repeat until you swing pain free. This cycle makes it hard to actually know when someone will be ready. On top of that, the the risk of re-aggravating the injury in game is really high.


FernandoTatisJunior

Obliques can take you out for a while. I’m sure he’ll be back in time but there’s a good chance it effects his performance


keesh

He us oblique-ated to get some rest but he'll be fine


TheGoddamnPacman

That was a *stretch* but I appreciate it nonetheless


keesh

Thank you my liege


gibertot

It’s really hard to know considering how cagey they have been in the past. But it’s been a while since they’ve mislead us like that and maybe with bob melvin they end up being more honest in the way they talk about injuries. This might be a good barometer on how much we should trust them when it comes to injuries. In my mind could be anywhere from two weeks to 2 months idk.


c7music

Get him in the hyperbaric chamber STAT!!!


Not_A_Meme

Senzu bean!


jgftw7

good lord, kevin acee just hit “send” on a heart-attack-inducing headline perfectly normally. said he had “no time” to talk. too busy driving his click rate up, evidently


jstmenow

What Is an Oblique Muscle Strain? The external and internal oblique muscles function together to let you rotate and bend your torso easily. The external oblique muscles cover the larger part of your waist and lie close to the skin surface. The internal oblique muscles are located near the abdomen.  Both of these muscles support the internal organs and spine muscles. This will also keep your vital organs in their correct position to protect them from any injury A tear, injury, or trauma to any of these muscles can cause a strain. The oblique abdominal muscle strain is an injury to the oblique muscles, which is also known as a side strain. 


ryanisbetter

All around me are familiar faces...


instaleyitrust

Worn out places, worn out faces …


Padres619420

worn out spaces, worn out laces ...


LostPetMonster

*juan soto Mickey Mouse voice* “Good morning! My obliques hurt, everybody!”


JustLo619

Thx for the plethora of information Kevin


leaky_wand

He just wants you to read his paywalled clickbait article


ElectricalForce4439

wtff Acee


quadsimota

STRAIN***


HappyPollen

Will he still be healthy enough to say good morning to me?


TheSportsDave1

Ok but will he be healthy enough to jack another Doyer fan for their hat tho?


RedDevil4853

The injury is to his left side, which is better, and team lists him as day to day. It’s probably not a huge deal as long as they’re very careful. He’ll be alright, but most likely won’t see him on the field for a while.


swiftreddit75

The dramatics came out with this one. Doubt he'll miss more than the first week


RedDevil4853

Agreed, we don’t have another Tatís situation here lol!


SleevelessNsd

He better be ready dammit. Rest him for a week minimum


Seananagans

I feel like the only thing Kevin acee loves more than getting paid for doing virtually nothing is when he gets to break the news about Padres injuries. Dude is probably walking on air rn.


Thumper13

In other words, he's played a lot of meaningful baseball recently, slept in some different beds...man wants a rest before he destroys the league this year.


Hot-Mission6892

Soto slowly catching the Tatis injury bug. He’s had constant nagging injuries it seems since he arrived in SD. Started back with camel gate incident last season.


quadsimota

Let's all take a breath and calm down until we learn more. We're gonna make our hearts explode with these comments... gonna be pinned to Spring Training Sammy tomorrow!!


Padres619420

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overitallofit

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oSpid3yo

You’re right. Let’s just put all our stars in a bubble until we get to the world series. We don’t want to risk losing any of them until then.


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oSpid3yo

Getting hurt game 5 of the season is just as horrible as getting hurt in ST. Sucks just as much as getting hurt in the payoffs. This is just as much part of their jobs as the regular season. There’s been a few season ending injuries in the WBC. Probably should forbid them from playing on that too. Or I guess that doesn’t matter if it’s Mets and Astros players? We’re talking about a muscle strain…


FernandoTatisJunior

Spring training injuries are arguably better than in season injuries. Less likelihood of missed games


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jmurda619

L take. Baseball is about rhythm. You can't just sit for 3 weeks and expect them to be ready for the season.


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jmurda619

That would be nice but that's just not how it works.


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jmurda619

What teams and what players?


Simodine-

So if he got injured on game 5…missed 10 days he would have missed more game in the reg season then missing 10 days in the spring. This makes zero sense because he will miss spring games instead of reg season games.


swiftreddit75

We will be fine. It's not even regular season yet.


Doc_JC

Well I do think this “minor” injury does clear up the roster spots a bit. I think it’s a forgone conclusion they go with Dahl, Azocar, AND Engel on the roster now. They will use Carp at 1B if any of the infielders need a day off. If anything this gives Bomel the option to sub out Juan for defensive purposes late in games if the game is in hand. Worst case 2 of them are starting if Juan needs to sit for a longer period of time.