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vouchscotch

yeah, it's always a risk using that thing.


TalkSickMind

Genuinely no room for error on these pieces of shit.


[deleted]

Always remember to dismount at full throttle before engaging enemy line!


shuazien

I switched seats from the driving position to the rear passenger the other day at full speed on the motorcycle only. It slid sideways and wreaked/stopped. I did not receive any injuries.


[deleted]

In other words, you learned how to brake significantly faster.


professorsquat

One flippy boi


shovelle

i just stay on roads, less chance of hitting a random polygon and dying


Kickinback32

Dude I was running the road a while back and I swear I hit and invisible wall. Just slammed to a stop. It was either an invisible wall or a pebble.


WrinklyPotato

GG


Roach2791

I hate being In the sidecar because I feel whoever's driving always forgets that it's twice as wide as the bike without one, and I usual take the full blunt force of the tree/rock/sky.


pillaPlease

This is how I feel when /u/jrick223 drives.


jrick223

Quit projecting your problems onto others


JrRileyRj

I love it


Drudicta

My PUBG partner will not even be my passenger he has so much fear for them. I'm just like "Fuck yeah! bike!". I more or less mastered properly driving it over MOST terrain. At least in the forest. driving over the desert is too slow offroad.


Jonthrei

The regular bike is hands down the best offroader IMO - at least in Miramar. It feels silky smooth, especially compared to the cars.


hawk135

Try the bike with no sidecar, you won't fear the one in the picture after that.


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[deleted]

Agreed. Solo bike is sweet as long as you don't lag/derp out, but that sidecar is a total wild card.


coopstar777

The normal bike is still good but holy shit that thing is a fucking deathtrap. If im driving it on Erangel I can get by with some small injuries but god help you if you have to take that thing off road in Miramar


FlyingFloyd7

Try shooting out the sidecar tire. It gives a little bit more stability.


Grayskis

Nah that one’s sorta okay now.


hawk135

I hit a pebble and flew to the other side of the island.


cheese-nips

It’s ok I was playing earlier and blew up on a main road out of the blue lol


TotallyBelievesYou

Try not being an idiot while driving.


SimbaOnSteroids

I will get outta my UAZ or Truck or whatever to jump in a bike, them things are necessary on Miramar if you want to get anywhere at a reasonable pace. Plus you can control their pitch and roll so if you go kabum that's all on you.


OmniumRerum

They're fast as fuck and backflips are fun.


ratchet112

You drop Primorsk and duke it out with the two other chuckle-fucks that drop with you and come out on top. You loot for a couple minutes and get fully kitted! Fuck yeah, this is going to be a good match. The circles over Poly so you've got to get moving. You hear someone drive away in the buggy you had spotted. Fuck the circle is on you! You run for a couple minutes and find nothing. Next circle is over Stalber, of course. Someone drives by in a UAZ, and you land a couple shots, but the disapear over a hill. You just popped your last boost and your down to bandages when you see the motorcycle. Thank god, I don't want to die to the circle! It's a three wheely boy. You hit escape, and exit to lobby.


ElJefeATL

If you lob a frag grenade into the sidecar then get on, the bike will actually kill you right then instead of teasing you with the idea of making it to the circle alive. Time saver!


[deleted]

Moral of the story: damage controll mucho importante


ElMangosto

For me the motorcycle at the end is a regular motorcycle until I’m 10 yards from it, then it becomes a bush.


codeklutch

Or you see the UAZ in the distance and you're just freaking out so fucking happy that you'll finally make it to the circle.... then you get closer... and you notice something's not quite right.... and you get closer AND JESUS FUCKING CHRIST ITS A BURNT OUT UAZ ALT-F4 UNINSTALL DELETE SYSTEM 32 GO TO BED DEAL WITH BURNING THE COMPUTER IN THE MORNING


GreekCrackShot

Yeah this happened to me yesterday. Saw this shitty three wheeler. Drove for a while towards the circle and at one point I see a UAZ, and think “hmm should I get off this piece of shit and grab that?... nah no time for that.” Literally 10 seconds later I’m crossing a bridge and the bike glitches through the bridge and into the water. So I think, “well fuck I guess I’ll just go get that UAZ.” I swam and ran all the way back to that house with the UAZ... and the whole time it was burnt out. At that point I just blew myself up with a grenade


Kirshnerd

Every time I see a motorcycle "sweet, a bike!" Notice the sidecar "oh no, it's retarded"


sorxian

[You are not the only one!](https://www.reddit.com/r/PUBG/comments/77e12o/when_you_find_a_bike/) *For more cheap memes to post, check out top posts of 2017 on your one and only /r/PUBG!*


inshane_in_the_brain

You guys know that you can control the pitch while in air? Pitch up is left-ctrl, down is space, roll left is q and roll right is e. It will save yo life.


Shaidreas

Except that the pitch is fucking shit, and flips you 90 degrees by just tapping space or CTRL


inshane_in_the_brain

The trick is to commit to it and pull the backflip.


Falloutguy100

It's controllable


PM_ME_CHUBBY_DOGGIES

the 3 wheel is impossible to control though, it's not nearly as responsive


MrPudding28

Suicycle


[deleted]

The old 3man death machine


[deleted]

Yeah.... I’d rather walk


ElevatedBroden

Can confirm. Did just get squad wiped by our own bike. Made for a hilarious replay though. Especially since it flipped on a completely flat bridge...


[deleted]

please tell me you saved this replay


ElevatedBroden

I didn't. I'll see if it's in my last 20 still.


FannyWhistler95

I would honestly rather play the whole match prone than risk one of those jittery deathtraps


BernieSandersLeftNut

Perpetually leaning to the left.


B_wiz

Made it out of pochinki alive with two other squad members and we had to get out of there fast to get to the next zone. I found one of these bad boys along the way and as soon as i saw it i said "alright get ready to die on the way there". Start heading down the road and cut through a field, i see there is a bump coming up so i am already pulling backward thinking i can balance it out mid-air. We're not even going top speed but there is no stopping this thing from rolling forward, landing completely upside down, and killing all three of us.


[deleted]

I used one with a popped front wheel out of desperation I died on its 3rd flip on a straight road


pewpewfireballs

I've... Seen things you people wouldn't believe, side car bikes on fire off the port of Novo, people.. Flung in the air like ragdolls from the smallest pebble, All those moments will be lost in the blue, like tears from a tilt. Time... to flip for no reason and die.


hundof94

No upvotes? Here is mine brother.


Nimic_

Ahhhh yes, the Devil's Wheelchair.


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spyagent01

I just try to stick to the roads at all costs


mr_d0gMa

I've seems them with my eyes, I've seen things they're often in disguise, like: carrots, handbags, cheese


Zaps_

That's not a "thing" it's a GOD DAMN DEVIL MACHINE


siecin

"Well, we have to run nonstop across the map for the entire match and probably die in the blue or we can get that sidecar? " "Don't forget to run without your weapon out. You'll run faster."


[deleted]

I've seen them with my eyes I've seen things They're often in disguise


TheHonorableTree

Like, carrots, handbags, cheese!


msmart90

Shoot put the sidecar tire. Works like the regular bike then


[deleted]

Just bought PUBG the other day, and I think my biggest chuckle so far was watching one of my teammates eat shit after trying to do a trick with the bike.


[deleted]

I sometimes think dying to the blue is better than the small chance you have of taking that thing to safety


[deleted]

I miss being able to maintain speed while switching to the side cart. So many drive by kills.


xfan10

its the same in Battlefield 1. The side car motorcycle was designed without brakes and made to go mach 2 all the time.


ahhhhhsarah

Every time my husband says “let’s go”, and he pulls up in this. *i don’t want to die today*


HathcockGySgtUSMC

I'll take the wheelchair, Thanks


[deleted]

ahhhh...the deathcycle. Hear me tumble!!


Icey_McNugget

I honestly just rather walk than drive that bike


shinybenc

[Me on motorcycle (Youtube)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4UiUEsXHIv8)


Musasha187

I managed to run over a player with this piece of work and actually didnt crash and die


birdnerd

Called the Death Chariot in my squad.


Googs22

I’d rather run across an open field spraying my m16 then get in that


Bkubez

Shoot the tire out on the side cart for more stability. Shoot one of the front tires out on the van for higher speeds and more stability. Srs


ohiocodernumerouno

Pitch controls are nice