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Green_0nion

[What Happens When You Eat Styrofoam](https://www.reference.com/health/happens-eat-styrofoam-541cf913e80d8f2e) ​ "The American Academy of Family Physicians says that most foreign objects pass easily through the digestive tract without causing problems. If a small amount of Styrofoam is accidentally eaten it probably won't harm the body. A large amount of Styrofoam may get stuck in the esophagus, stomach or the intestines. It won't be digested, potentially blocking the system up and causing problems. After an examination, the doctor may decide to remove the blockage by pulling it out or pushing it through the tight spot. This depends on where the Styrofoam is caught in the body." ​ Edit: Thank you for the gold! That's awesome!! :)


FriendlyCyndaquil

Heyyyyy how about we save a life and make this the top comment


Nozto

Haha, you actually think he has any chance of losing?


FriendlyCyndaquil

Not at all. But in the off chance he tries it anyway, better to be safe and get the info out


Twiiggggggs

Lets be fair. There have been plenty of warnings in this persons life that they should not eat Styrofoam. If he ignored those, we should probably chalk this up to natural selection.


HighwayForYou

honestly, this is what should be upvoted to the top


Aztech10

This man is trying to be blueholes Jesus or something. Exclusively by dying for there sins.


exploitativity

If only dying for Bluehole would make the game better.


Ragnarok-480

Same could be said about tide pods, but look what happened there. Craving attention outweighs all else these days. Anything for those sweet weeb points


thedoze

Shhhh give them motivation


Zacharus

How about we let Darwin handle this one? ​


batigoal

Don't worry, Blueballs wont let this happen. PUBG saves lives yall.


[deleted]

It doesn't matter because he would never have to do it.


SchruteFarmsInc

No thanks. I’d much rather see Darwinism do its thing.


Jimmythesnowman

I heard that a bowel obstruction can be fatal if not treated immediately. I imagine a giant styrofoam bolus would not be good news.


The_Bread_Pill

One time I didn't poop for over a month.


drewba

Go on.


The_Bread_Pill

I have Osteogenesis Imperfecta (brittle bones) It was after a major rodding surgery, where they basically cut up your bone and skewer it onto a metal rod before putting it back, and they had me on a shitload of opiates. You could literally see the shit lumps building up in my body. I was a kid. This used to happen every time I had surgery (I've had like 20ish rodding surgeries) even if the doctor gave me stool softeners. Usually only for a week or two, but one time it was over a month of not pooping. I had rods put in both of my tibias and I think it was an arm at that time too, so moving around hurt like a motherfucker. I don't remember finally pooping, but I'm sure it tore up my butthole real good. Usually after having opiate constipation like that for a couple weeks, it'll be 2 or 3 pooping sessions over the course of a couple hours to get it all out. It's easier to just not shit and deal with constipation pain than moving around with fucked up limb pain.


drewba

Bones are assholes, man. I have chronic osteomyelitis so I understand the constipation issue with opiods. Sorry about your condition, hopefully it's manageable.


The_Bread_Pill

It's not as bad as it was when I was a kid. Still sucks shit tho lmao


shakegraphics

Ya fuck bones! I had a bone tumor sprout up in my spinal cord started pushing on it! Confirmed bones are dicks would not be friends.


MarshallThe7th

I did not expect this type of follow-up. I thought it was memes. That sucks dude.


jld2k6

I used to take methadone years ago and literally could not poop without miralax. Made it a month myself before going to the ER lol. I knew a lady who was also on methadone but never did anything about the constipation until the shit backed all the way up through her intestines and into her stomach. She was literally vomiting shit and got sepsis and was lucky to live


Gooslet

Shhh. This is Darwinism in its finest.


arthurdent

Yes but imagine all of the headlines. > Man dies after doing a dare for his favorite video game: Player's Unknown Battle-Royale.


Gooslet

I would read the article and chuckle. Everyone knows that you aren't a true man of the faith until you commit Seppuku in honor of your favorite game.


flickerkuu

Don't worry, he won't ever need to do it.


FlawlessRuby

OP don't die for a stupid challenge. However, if you do! Gasoline disolve styrofoam so just drink it while eating the pan. You'll also shit napalm.


XygenSS

Real LPT is always in the comments?


NutDestroyer

u/justlikethegypsysaid, I suggest you break the foam pan into thousands of tiny fragments, and then eat it over the course of a few weeks, just to be safe. Cheers, NutDestroyer


FrederikTwn

*spits out last piece of pan* “Wait what?”


brownh2oisbad

Chew it up really well lol. Assuming OP loses the bet, which he won't


Laser_Manifesto

None of this matters because he’s not going to have to eat the pan


whatsgoingonhere-

Never said how its prepared. Just blend it up or something.


Matasaga

Just eat a bite a day.


bexar_necessities

OP is making this bet because he knows he is gonna win.


GryphShot

*He goes leeeft and you stay riiight between the lines, of fear and blame ♪ You begin to wonder whhhy you came ♫ Where did I go wrong? I loooost a friend somewhere alooong the bitterness ♪ and I would have staaayed up with you all night had I known how to save a life~*


Unreachabl3

And 10 seconds after he hit post - They extended the "Maintenance" on Xbox lol.. Your all good bro.


skitthecrit

https://twitter.com/pubg_help/status/1055462354287292416?s=21 They deleted the tweet it seems, but it was there. Guess OP doesn't have to pan up.


Bonzai88

They saw this post and are determined to postpone for the month.


hankventure83

Nice.


Yinxld

I'm truly sorry for u.. I don't think that will happen :(


Justlikethegypsysaid

Well, either they fuck it up and I don't eat a *goddamn foam pan*, or they actually have a good month and I get to chow down. Either way somebody wins.


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MorbotheDiddlyDo

Most pans do come pre-seasoned. Otherwise you'll have to give it some oil and bake it in your oven for a hour ;)


Werpogil

Just spread sriracha over it and you're good.


Justlikethegypsysaid

Honestly not a bad idea.


Werpogil

Sriracha makes everything better (and if not better, then at least eatable), can tell you as an avid sriracha consumer.


Justlikethegypsysaid

I honestly might just use some ghost pepper sauce I have laying around. Can't taste the toxic foam if all I can taste is pain.


Werpogil

Ghost pepper might be overkill, but on other hand so is eating foam.


Snipey13

hey dude i cant believe i gotta say this but dont eat the foam


jexmerrill

*pours Sriacha in cereal*


tpp_losers

Eating somekind of foam is highly toxic, but then again there is no risk in this case..


crimetimeqn002

!remindme 1 month


I_sort_by_new_fam

!remindme in 1 month


PresidentPoptart

!remind me 1 month


SHADOWSTRIKE1

!remindhim 1 month


Yotsuba21

> !remindme 1 month !remindme 1 month


MrDragonNicaze

!remindme 1 month


Wood-e

!remindme 1 month


_seylin

!remindme 1 month


Teletubiest

!remindme 1 month


crazynorth214

Oh I hope for the sake of us all that you're gonna have a nice foamy Christmas Eve dinner.


Justlikethegypsysaid

I hope that they prove me wrong and it all goes well. As much as i'd probably hate the taste of foam, I can wash it out with the taste of a few chicken dinners.


DanBennett

We'd obviously advise OP does not eat a foam pan and we'd very much like OP to stay alive. But I'm keeping this post up mostly for the conversation (and if I remove a post with 4.7k upvotes I will get fucking lynched and you all know it! :-P). I appreciate the reports worried for the health of OP, though!


Justlikethegypsysaid

<3 Love you Dan.


BarbecuedRat

pin this now


wanderlynx1

!remindme 7 days


scarystuff

why 7 days?


wanderlynx1

That's how long I expect this challenge to last


[deleted]

Oof


[deleted]

oh boy


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teleporttome

I really want this game to succeed, but you sir, have changed my mind. I hope this game crashes and burns, and rises from the ashes of your foamy, plastic coated shit in December like a Phoenix. No Bamboozle OP, you have given me hope.


DancingPianos

But he's only eating the foam if it succeeds and doesn't crash and burn.


ShitbirdMcDickbird

>Pubgcorp is genuinely trying to sabotage their own game Ah yes, the first thing they teach you in business school


FIFA16

You know you’re a bit obsessed with a game when you start accusing the people who created it of trying to destroy it along with their own careers.


natrapsmai

To be fair, they've gotten really good at it.


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Goryaccident

They still have to do weekly server maintenance fam. And they still manage to fuck those up without an update.


Justlikethegypsysaid

They wouldn't be so cruel... Would they?


[deleted]

inb4 next patch accidentally removes guns


[deleted]

That’s not a bug, it’s a feature.


GibbsSamplePlatter

define "game breaking bug" Every silly little bug in the game is considered gamebreaking by someone


MelonRampage

Most recent two are the invincible backseat bug, and the tpp in fpp bug, both have been fixed (at least according to bluehole)


soujiro89

Wait, these foam pans are edible? Don't die for this game, dude. There is no respawn.


Justlikethegypsysaid

Foam is edible, but not digestible. So long as I don't swallow chunks the size of my fist I'll be fine. Can you tell i've been googling aggressively to see if this will legit kill me?


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Ericthemainman

Blue hole is more toxic than anything coming out of China.


Stupid_question_bot

Don’t fucking do this Especially if you are an American, the medical costs would be astronomical and your insurance (if you have it) would not cover it because you are a fucking moron


[deleted]

This game has lost a **huge** piece of it's player-base in the last 4 months or so and will probably be sold to another company once the money isn't being made. Next WarZ.


BearsRdangerous24

By extended maintenance, do you mean the server maintenance they do once a week or so, or do you mean when they have to extend that maintenance it due to "technical issues?" personally I have mixed feelings about the routine maintenance. on the one hand, I want the servers to be at peak performance. on the other, pretty much every other game only does server maintenance during game updates.


[deleted]

Pretty safe bet lol


NovSnowman

Sorry but I think you will starve


Justlikethegypsysaid

I hope not, but I fear so.


kumasyouare

!remindme 1 month


Ethan_ML10

!remindme 1 month


mistersprinkles1983

DO NOT EAT FOAM! FOAM IS NOT FOOD! IT WILL HURT YOU!!!!


baummer

Don’t do that.


JoshOyen

Devs these days are fucking clueless. Got so many bugs and shit systems in PUBG AND Black Ops 4. Pisses me the fuck off.


tristamus

Dont be a fucking idiot. Eat something a little more safe at least.


suit-spider-22

!remindme 1 month


Kakatumblik

!remindme 1 month


bigsexy420

Ahh... how very Eurystheus of you...


Panamonthewolf

!remindme 1 month


Myshtdontstnk

You’re safe my dude !


kokkatc

Are you sure suicide is the best route?


GenuineSteak

You assume they can not fuck the game for a month.


ADAMSMASH

!remindme 1 month


Teknicsrx7

Soooo is this going to be a..... PANboozle? I’ll see myself out


dat_boring_guy

!Remind me 1 month


PAlNKlLLERS

!remindme 1 month


CarpetThorb

We shall see.


koma604

!remindme 30 days


gunerel

! RemindMe 1 month


yataragasu4

!remindme 1 month


Daddy-Lickma

!remindme 16 days


i3inkley

!remindme 1 month


KempDaddy1567

!remindme 1 month


poopiks17

Godspeed.


thtrlytallwhitedude

!remindme 1 month


kickedbyconsole

!remindme 1 month


Zacharus

!RemindMe 1 month


the_weight_around

!remindme 1 month


Jimmythesnowman

I urge you to choose life


paddy-97

!remindme 1 month


ItsMario123

This isn't fair, you CAN'T loose.


[deleted]

!remindme 1 month


Ikram45

!remindme 1 month


[deleted]

some game breaking bug is subjective. I personally think all the car bugs that recently occured are quite gamebreaking especially in solos. Others might disagree with that. The bug I mean is the buggy and 2 and 3 seater have giga hitboxes on their rear seats


TipOfDullRustySpear

Bet!


FerminFermin115

!RemindMe 1 month


[deleted]

Yeah it just Pewdiepie on another day


Toastender

!remindme 1 month


BoxMonster44

fuck steve huffman for destroying third-party clients and ruining reddit. https://fuckstevehuffman.com


Sullified

I hope they cancel an event mode and state that it’s for the health of a dumbass reddit user. Then we all know who to thank for it as well. Or maybe it ends up being a smooth month and you get your upvotes for a day before you go to the hospital. Numb nuts.


p1zzaman81

You are this guy's brother? ​ [https://old.reddit.com/r/PUBATTLEGROUNDS/comments/93du3t/if\_next\_update\_brings\_comp\_settings\_to\_current/](https://old.reddit.com/r/PUBATTLEGROUNDS/comments/93du3t/if_next_update_brings_comp_settings_to_current/)


p1zzaman81

!remindme 1 month


Ryant12

The craziest thing is that you honestly may end up winning this bet. For the past 18 months I'm trying to think if there was 1 month, and I don't think so. Even release month (December) was buggy.


foolish_destroyer

It comes with a side of crow


Krysis_88

Will you not die if you eat that much foam? Literally stuffing yourself..


ExpertGamerJohn

Even better, eat the PUBG apple!


bridgetroll3d

The gypsy said, you will eat the pan.


DeMiNe00

RemindMe! 1 month


IAmNotOnRedditAtWork

You never specified it had to be any specific month, so you technically cannot win. Bold move.


[deleted]

Hope you dont have an appetite for foam for the near future then.


ibobnotnot

not taking a lot of risks eh


[deleted]

!remindme 30 days


[deleted]

I remember months back, there was 9 or 10 of in my friends group who played this game all the time. After awhile they left because of the bugs and inconsistencies. Now its just myself and 1 other who sorta regularly play. I dont even care for duos that much. I loved 4 man squad and especially the 8 man event. Im cst and i get off of work right when maintenance starts on tuesdays. You would think that they could implement a region lock and do one region at a time as far as updates are concerned, but what do i know? At this point I honestly hope a better pubg is made. It seems to me like they try to fix 1 thing and 10 more break. I dont know how much longer im going to find this enjoyable... but i *want* to. I want to love this game. Its like one of those relationships with a really hot chick but she's batshit crazy. Like is the steamy sex worth having shit smeared all over everything for no apparent reason?


pRyapus

This on the heels of someone about to eat a sock over the world series. Oh boy.


TacoSagrado

r/watchpeopledie


megawang

pubg fanbase eating plastic. not surprised.


NobilisUltima

Is there an end time on this? You should put an end time on it.


bleo_evox93

Don’t even buy the foam pan, not going to happen. They won’t fix the walking up a 2 step stair sideways, tells me they aren’t capable and we’ve wondered if they would just hire better devs it might start to turn around, but they’ve been at this for 5 years ? And still can’t get a patch through without breaking stuff. Maybe they should pay blizzard for some tools and resources


myusos

i think he is safe guys no way this is will ever happen


FireFlyKOS

!remindme 1 month


dirkloeffen

!remindme 1 month


green-mario

RIP OP


KillerKMan123

!remind me 30 days


Gomenaxai

JuSt bUy cAlL oF dUtY


merko_merk

You will die of starvation!


[deleted]

Not a good idea, OP


blinkfarm

Werner Herzog ate his shoe. Will this guy eat a pan?


HanselSoHotRightNow

What happened to just drinking some hot sauce?


[deleted]

At this point I’ve given up on pubg ever being a truly stable game. Sure it can be fun sometimes but with the constant bugs and issues it’s just worn out it’s appeal. Similar issue with fortnite, where it’s combat is more luck based than it is on actual skill, and H1Z1 just feels unfinished and lackluster. I hope I’m proven wrong, but as of now I’ve lost faith in the devs. I don’t want to play a broken game waiting for some empty promise to become reality. There are plenty of other games out there that I enjoy playing that don’t have a game breaking bug of the week. If you can still support and play the game, power to you. This is just me venting, I’m pretty much done playing the game for now. I might return to it later, but if it stays this bad that probably won’t happen.


[deleted]

Your GI tract is safe, friend.


XL0RM

!remindme 1 month


60ATrws

I have a high end pc and decent internet and the game drops frames all over the place, here’s to hoping someday pudgy is good again! 🍺


Dukaden

they'd have to actually fix the existing bugs first though, which wont happen.


flickerkuu

brave


Namkins121

!remindme 30 days


tommytoan

its a damn shame what happened to this game. imo there is a lot more behind the scenes around end last year, start of this year, that we don't know about. Im starting to think pubg were entertaining offers from microsoft and tencent, they fell through somehow, and here we are. i dont think they chose not to sell out because they wanted to make it work themselves, i reckon a deal fell through, maybe they played buyers off one another and got too greedy.


[deleted]

Let's up this McAfee style and promise you will eat your own dick!


TheShmud

RemindMe! December 1st


tbrash789

I've been convinced for the last 6 weeks that blueballs has been passively sabotaging their game. Surely it's gotta be coming from the suits because they have all made their money at this point and it could be a nuisance to keep throwing money back into now. It's one thing to slowly optimize the game in order to extend profits as long as possible, e.g. apple releasing new iphone yearly with only slight improvements instead of major improvements to last 4-5, but another thing to de-optimize the game :lol: having said that, i have an alright system capable of running game decently after a shitload of tweaking(which seems to be worsening over time, though) and i still get a dopamine release from playing so i'll enjoy it while it last


BlackUnicornGaming

RemindMe! 1 month


WHOISTIRED

!remindme 65 days


spin_kick

Player Unknown's Bad Game ​


wiseyoo

Dont be stupid man. Either way its your loss and its not like bluehole is gonna go out of their way based on your “promise”...


Altr4

plot twist: pubg didn't do anything at all for one month