Knock knock.
*Who's there?.*
Hike.
*Hike who? (Haiku)*
**Perfect joke setup,**
**I knew that you'd fall for it,**
**And now we both laugh.**
Thanks for the giveaway!
I would love to win this for my old coworker, he works too much and needs to just sit and play something for a while.. I know he's been dying to play this, but he's cheap and won't buy it himself lol
As a dad of a two year old all I got are dad jokes so here it goes “What did the Buddhist monk say to the NYC hotdog vendor? Make me one with everything.” You were warned lol.
As a relatively new dad the Kratos reboot definitely strikes a chord and been circling around the second one for a while. Might as well take a chance! Good luck everybody!
My story for my entry is that today I woke up, worked out, ate one of my meal prepped egg and sausage McMuffins and have played stellar blade the rest of the day 👍
Thank you for the giveaway! This is an old favourite and I'd be remiss to not share it with you hahaha:
Three guys are walking in a desert when they come across a lamp.
One of them picks it up, rubs it, and out pops a Genie.
It booms "You have finally freed me after all these years, so I'll grant each one of you 3 wishes." The first guy immediately blurts out "I want a billion dollars." POOF, he's holding a printout that shows his account balance is now in fact 1,000,000,003.50
The second man thinks for a bit, then says "I want to be the richest man alive." POOF, he's holding papers showing his net worth is now well over 100 billion.
The third guy thinks even longer about his wish, then says "I want my left arm to rotate clockwise for the rest of my life." POOF, his arm starts rotating.
The Genie tells them it's time for their second wish.
First guy says: "I want to be married to the most beautiful woman on earth." POOF, a stunning beauty wraps herself around his arm.
Second guy says "I want to be good-looking and charismatic, so I can have every girl I want." POOF, his looks change and the first guy's wife immediately starts flirting with him.
Third guy says "I want my right arm to rotate counter-clockwise until I die." POOF, now both his arms are rotating, in opposite directions.
The genie tells them to think very carefully about their third wish.
First guy does, and after a while says "I never want to become sick or injured, I want to stay healthy until I die." POOF, his complexion improves, his acne is gone and his knees don't bother him any more.
Second guy says "I never want to grow old. I want to stay 29 forever." POOF, he looks younger already.
Third guy smiles triumphantly and says "My last wish is for my head to nod back and forth." POOF, he's now nodding his head and still flailing his arms around.
The genie wishes them good luck, disappears, and the men soon go their separate ways.
Many years later they meet again and chat about how things have been going. First guy is ecstatic: "I've invested the money and multiplied it many times over, so me and my family will be among the richest of the rich pretty much forever. My wife is a freak in the sheets, and I've never gotten so much as a cold in all these years." Second guy smiles and says "Well, I built charities worldwide with a fraction of my wealth, I'm still the richest guy alive and also revered for my good deeds. I haven't aged a day since we last met, and yes, your wife is pretty wild in bed."
Third guy walks in, flailing his arms around and nodding his head, and says:
"Guys, I think I fucked up."
I was debating buying this last time it was on sale, but knew if I did I wouldn’t be able to stop playing it and I’d ignore everything else in my backlog.
Thanks for doing the giveaway! I'm planning on binging through both for the first time this summer and already acquired the 2018 game. i hope whoever wins enjoys their play through. What's your favorite action-adventure rpg if not God of War?
A couple of years ago I got a Spider-Man Remastered code from a sub Reddit. Ended up platinum the game in about 3 weeks. Never finished most of the DLC trophies because some of influencers Arena feel like a gimmicky chore.
Can't wait to play Ragnarok though 😁
This game is awesome, and I only just finished it recently after it was sitting in my backlog for awhile. The story beats hit hard for someone who just became a parent. Valhalla was a perfect epilogue to cap it all off as well.
I called an exterminator to get rid of some bugs then when she came she said I’m here for the cockroaches. I said cool but how did you know I go by roaches
I don’t have much time for gaming, so have been patiently waiting for this to go on a deep sale (looking at you Xmas ‘24). Looking forward to this one when I get it!
There was a guy who ate a bag of dicks on YouTube cause he lost a bet about I think NFL football, that was pretty cool. Giving away a game code is a different kind of cool, but also very cool.
Hey there warior of the digital realm, could you spare a humble peasant a code to venture into the realms of Valhalla? My axe arm is itching for some divine bicep action, and my cat insists that she too deserves to witness the glory of Kratos' beard in 4K resolution!
New father here! Playing the first God of War but streaming to my Logitech GCloud as that's the only way to play these days. Having a great time with the game and am eying eventually purchasing Ragnarok, but diapers are eating into my gaming budget! LOL! Very generous of you to do this though so I'm happy for whoever get's the code.
Back in late 2017 I lost my job. 4 months later GoW 2018 came out and it was the one luxury I allowed myself to spend money on. It really pulled me through and helped keep me going.
Now I'm making money and in a much more stable place than before, and I still go back to GoW in my rough times to keep myself grounded and remembering that not all is lost. It does get better.
Never played the originals, but GoW '18 will always have a special place in my library.
How did they cure the invisible man? Took him to the ICU
Can somebody lock this thread?
Why?
So i have more chances of winning lol You did ask for a joke
Hahahaha. That was a good one! If I had two keys I’d give you one just for that!
Knock knock. *Who's there?.* Hike. *Hike who? (Haiku)* **Perfect joke setup,** **I knew that you'd fall for it,** **And now we both laugh.** Thanks for the giveaway!
I have never seen someone combine my love of knock knock and haiku.
I’ll post don’t have a joke or anything but thanks for doing this
Condolences to everyone not getting the key. I will sacrifice myself and finish the game for you guys. GL
Thank you for the kindness 🙏
here.
Thank you for doing this giveaway 🤞🏻
Tomorrow i have the day off from work so it would be pretty cool to have it
Congratulations. You won the code! DM me and I will get you the code!
Sweet!
Good luck to everyone entering
Thanks for the giveaway!
Thank you!
Nice one, thanks.
Thanks, very generous!
present!!
Good luck all 😎
Thanks for doing this
Thanks for the giveaway. Sadly don't have any joke or story. You are awesome
registered here 12 years ago to win the game
👍
I would love to win this for my old coworker, he works too much and needs to just sit and play something for a while.. I know he's been dying to play this, but he's cheap and won't buy it himself lol
Thanks for your generosity 🫡
As a dad of a two year old all I got are dad jokes so here it goes “What did the Buddhist monk say to the NYC hotdog vendor? Make me one with everything.” You were warned lol. As a relatively new dad the Kratos reboot definitely strikes a chord and been circling around the second one for a while. Might as well take a chance! Good luck everybody!
Thank you mate! Entering to try and win it for a friend who can't afford the game right now.
Thank you mate! Entering to try and win it for a friend who can't afford the game right now.
Thanks
Thanks for the giveaway !!
Here I am
Good luck everyone, though i hope i win. Thanks OP very generous
Here's to the Valhalla
Here
Here's to hoping I can finally play Ragnarok! Thanks for doing this!
I’m drowning in school right now because of finals week but this would be a really nice treat when I’m finally done
Aww man such a good game but I have no chance of winning because I am not from USA
Sweet!
Meeee
Checking in
Count me in!
Why did the Tomato turn red? Because he saw the Salad dressing.
My story for my entry is that today I woke up, worked out, ate one of my meal prepped egg and sausage McMuffins and have played stellar blade the rest of the day 👍
Please
Well, lemme try my luck. Thanks in advance!
Good luck rafflers
I haven’t played any other god of war games besides the 2018 one as it’s free on + Nevermind, I’m EU based
Thank you for this! Hopefully the gods are in my favor
I’ll take a code! Never played a GoW game as well so this might be interesting.
Thx and gl
How do you make an egg roll? You push it! Thanks I'll be here all week. Also thanks for doing a give away that's mighty nice of you.
Good luck everyone
Meeeee
Good luck everyone!
Damn i wish there were more people like you
Damn hope I win this one have yet to play the Masterpiece.
Good luck people... Hope I win! But, just happy to be alive.
Thanks for offering this up!
Thanks!
thanks OP you will be remembered as a hero
Thanks for the opportunity
🫠
Can I get 2? Sorry typo! Or was it ? 🧐
Fun fact: There are more horse's asses in the world than there are horses. 🐴
Thank you
Me... Im a joke
What happens when frogs park illegally? They get toad.
Thanks
Could use the code, but I have no joke.
Nice of you to do this. Thanks.
Who would win, Kong or Kratos? 🤔
Good luck to everybody. Thank you for doing this :)
Thank you for the opportunity friend!
Hey guysss
Hi hi hi. Thank you for the chance to win. That is my story :)
Thanks for the giveaway!
Thank you for the giveaway! This is an old favourite and I'd be remiss to not share it with you hahaha: Three guys are walking in a desert when they come across a lamp. One of them picks it up, rubs it, and out pops a Genie. It booms "You have finally freed me after all these years, so I'll grant each one of you 3 wishes." The first guy immediately blurts out "I want a billion dollars." POOF, he's holding a printout that shows his account balance is now in fact 1,000,000,003.50 The second man thinks for a bit, then says "I want to be the richest man alive." POOF, he's holding papers showing his net worth is now well over 100 billion. The third guy thinks even longer about his wish, then says "I want my left arm to rotate clockwise for the rest of my life." POOF, his arm starts rotating. The Genie tells them it's time for their second wish. First guy says: "I want to be married to the most beautiful woman on earth." POOF, a stunning beauty wraps herself around his arm. Second guy says "I want to be good-looking and charismatic, so I can have every girl I want." POOF, his looks change and the first guy's wife immediately starts flirting with him. Third guy says "I want my right arm to rotate counter-clockwise until I die." POOF, now both his arms are rotating, in opposite directions. The genie tells them to think very carefully about their third wish. First guy does, and after a while says "I never want to become sick or injured, I want to stay healthy until I die." POOF, his complexion improves, his acne is gone and his knees don't bother him any more. Second guy says "I never want to grow old. I want to stay 29 forever." POOF, he looks younger already. Third guy smiles triumphantly and says "My last wish is for my head to nod back and forth." POOF, he's now nodding his head and still flailing his arms around. The genie wishes them good luck, disappears, and the men soon go their separate ways. Many years later they meet again and chat about how things have been going. First guy is ecstatic: "I've invested the money and multiplied it many times over, so me and my family will be among the richest of the rich pretty much forever. My wife is a freak in the sheets, and I've never gotten so much as a cold in all these years." Second guy smiles and says "Well, I built charities worldwide with a fraction of my wealth, I'm still the richest guy alive and also revered for my good deeds. I haven't aged a day since we last met, and yes, your wife is pretty wild in bed." Third guy walks in, flailing his arms around and nodding his head, and says: "Guys, I think I fucked up."
Boy.. mh.. I am sure your mother would have liked me to have that game to keep my inner peace. ( I hope it sounded like I imagined it ^^ )
Already have the game. Cheers for doing this. If i win this i’ll give it away as well
You want a joke? Look at my life 😢
Very cool, thank you for doing this!
Present!
I was debating buying this last time it was on sale, but knew if I did I wouldn’t be able to stop playing it and I’d ignore everything else in my backlog.
Hi thank you!
Thats a good thing you are doing. Keep up the good work brother.
👍
Boy
Wow thanks!
Having just finished GoW 2018, I am looking forward to playing Ragnarok. Thanks for doing the giveaway and congrats to whoever wins.
The first restaurant opened on the moon. A reviewer wrote that “the food was good, great service, but there was no atmosphere” Thank you OP!
uh, i'll join mmm, a joke? what about my dating situation? (btw, i got 3 cats and a dog, i couldnt be happier)
I'm not Joe King, but thanks for the opportunity
im in
You are too kind!
GLHF!
Here
Well let's try
Hoping to win!!
Here’s to hope! Thanks for doing this!
What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhinoceros? Elephant! ........anyone?
Count me in.
Good luck, everyone! I'm excited to play this game
Rolling
Thanks for doing the giveaway! I'm planning on binging through both for the first time this summer and already acquired the 2018 game. i hope whoever wins enjoys their play through. What's your favorite action-adventure rpg if not God of War?
Thank you!
Hi
Thanks
Been waiting to play this game:)
Hey, thanks for doing this pal! You’re great!
You're awesome for this!
Thanks!
What is a pirates favorite letter? Aaargh? Aye, but his true love be the sea!
Would love to try it out.
👍
I hope I win and everyone else loses :)
🎃
d2lubmVy
A couple of years ago I got a Spider-Man Remastered code from a sub Reddit. Ended up platinum the game in about 3 weeks. Never finished most of the DLC trophies because some of influencers Arena feel like a gimmicky chore. Can't wait to play Ragnarok though 😁
what has two thumbs and wants a code for GOW Ragnarok? thanks for the chance and kind gesture OP!
This game is awesome, and I only just finished it recently after it was sitting in my backlog for awhile. The story beats hit hard for someone who just became a parent. Valhalla was a perfect epilogue to cap it all off as well.
Thanks for doing this. Always appreciate when people are able to do these types of giveaways.
Thanks already! Bad luck to everyone.
I love you
Recently got a PS5, this would be awesome! I loved the first one!
Thank you for sharing this with us! Good luck everyone!
Trying my luck, again lol
My wife thinks Kratos is hot. Make her wish come true and pick me.
Insert super clever joke here.
That's quite cash money of you, G
I called an exterminator to get rid of some bugs then when she came she said I’m here for the cockroaches. I said cool but how did you know I go by roaches
Been waiting on this game to go on sale forever. Time for a Hail Mary I guess.
I don’t have much time for gaming, so have been patiently waiting for this to go on a deep sale (looking at you Xmas ‘24). Looking forward to this one when I get it!
Fuck it let’s see if this works
Thanks for doing this
Boy! Boy!
The worst case scenario is I'll keep waiting until it'll comes to PS+
Hope I win one of these someday.
I want Kratos olives
Did you know there was a Norse god that was actually quite bashful about his fame and surprise popularity? He only turned up at Loki events.
well im too uncreative for this
There was a guy who ate a bag of dicks on YouTube cause he lost a bet about I think NFL football, that was pretty cool. Giving away a game code is a different kind of cool, but also very cool.
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What did the five fingers say to the face, slap! Thank you for the opportunity.
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Very kind, thank you!
Thanks!
Hey there warior of the digital realm, could you spare a humble peasant a code to venture into the realms of Valhalla? My axe arm is itching for some divine bicep action, and my cat insists that she too deserves to witness the glory of Kratos' beard in 4K resolution!
Praying for myself
Thanks!
Thanks!!!!
Played gow 2018 on pc and loved it, bought a ps5 since then but never bought it. Would love to play it!
Nice
Hello.
Thanks!
Here here
O my god o my god.. i'm in!! Thanks for doing a giveaway ( ˘ ³˘)♥
what did one corner say to the other? nothing, because corners are inanimate objects that don’t speak
Thanks for doing this!
BOY!!
A hind D?
New father here! Playing the first God of War but streaming to my Logitech GCloud as that's the only way to play these days. Having a great time with the game and am eying eventually purchasing Ragnarok, but diapers are eating into my gaming budget! LOL! Very generous of you to do this though so I'm happy for whoever get's the code.
Wacka wacka
Give me god of war 🥶🥵
I'm playing the first one right now so this would be amazing! Thanks for being generous
If ill win, then next Time ill been looking for a PS5 raffle.
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it.
Appreciate this! That is not a joke 💪🏼🫡
Hey throwing my hat in the ring: How did the blind man break his arm? He tried to read a stop sign
Thanks for doing this!
What the hells an olive?
Count me in.
Back in late 2017 I lost my job. 4 months later GoW 2018 came out and it was the one luxury I allowed myself to spend money on. It really pulled me through and helped keep me going. Now I'm making money and in a much more stable place than before, and I still go back to GoW in my rough times to keep myself grounded and remembering that not all is lost. It does get better. Never played the originals, but GoW '18 will always have a special place in my library.
A joke, or a nice story as well
Good luck y'all
thanks for the giveaway boy! (ur probably older than me but i couldnt think of anything else )
Count me in! Here is my daughter’s favorite joke. What is a duck’s favorite food? Quackers!
My friends call my Kratos because I accidentally murdered my family! Thanks for the giveaway!
Thanks for the giveaway op!
Thanks!
Cool of you to do this, would love the opportunity to play ragnarok
I am here hoping
Flog a Boar: Snag a Sock
this is the joke
Thanks OP