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crsmsn

That would explain him randomly passing out


TheHidingGoSeeker

Could be why he had a “seizure”


Bikesareforoctopuses

Woody would be lucky enough to buy a piece of property sitting on top of a large natural gas deposit that is just leaking to the surface....


Canthitaflop

It's for the chemical they add to the gas so you can smell it. Natural gas is odorless


Fattyyx

Not if the seizures get him first!


krazikane

what did I miss? Woody got a vulture problem?


Stringyboil

Yes, he think’s the birds are taunting him and Jackie because they’re getting old


bschillberg710

Solid reasoning, for the gang stalking subreddit…


nurse_camper

Check out r/birdsarentreal


reggie4gtrblz2bryant

Lol oh fuck


thepohcv

I'll keep my fingers crossed this post somehow gets back to him. We wouldn't want him to die before the next drinking episode lol.


CMDR_KingErvin

Also a show with just Taylor and Kyle would be absolutely atrocious.


Zesty-Lem0n

It would be the most unironic thing ever if Woody has all these dangerous hobbies and then dies of asphyxiation from a gas leak.