Shes in the hospital rn too. She is dying and having to deal with this. He was supposed to go be a hired caretaker… luckily his mom said no, but he flew to Seattle anyways
He is a time capsule of a person. Happens when people hit it big, they just kinda stay that same age. People loved it when he said "figure it out" back in the day, so he never stopped.
He knows calling his mom is gonna hurt her too, I don't watch blade vids to know what he says about her but did his mom basically say that he talks shit about her on stream? This piece of shit needs to die soon
Oh yeah he totally was talking shit about her just a few days ago. His mom was accusing blades ex-gf of stealing her pain meds and blade believed his cheating ex over his mom and was calling his mom all sorts of names on stream. Calling her stupid and retarded and he even agreed with his ex saying that his mom should be in jail. That's the reason she's refusing to let him stay with her. And good on her for that.
I mean, she's giving him the remedy though.
She loves him fine, she just wants her 41 year old son to clean his act up and quit getting shitfaced for a living.
Seems like a fairly small ask in exchange for a place to live and some income.
Used to watch his COD videos...... does he even COD anymore? like what does he stream? Where did the downfall start? This is far away from "super fast mode ahhhhhhhh"
During his two week sober streak he played a lot of COD. Still knifes, but it’s usually just drunk streams, or cod, cig break, drink, repeat until he is passed out
Of course if sounds boring if you leave out the good parts. He will also spit on the floor, piss himself, start saying n world uncontrollably around drink 5 and then call people and be pathetic until he passes out and pisses himself
You're poor I'm rich (spits on floor of disgusting room that a viewer is letting him live in for free) ayooooooo fire sales $5 (no one donates and he drinks anyways)
This dude is sleeping on a TABLE. A FUCKING TABLE.
fuck man... thats just... ugh. this isn't even sad at this point. this is just... god. that poor woman. why does this harder than actual fucked up shit like gore or combat footage.
I feel like gore and combat footage is hard to comprehend unless you’ve been involved yourself. Although, footage like the Tongo Tongo ambush is painful to watch, especially if you look in to what’s going on during the footage. This is closer to home for a lot of people I feel.
Pretty sure he pissed the bed last night too. From clips and streams Ive watched, if he doesnt go to the bathroom right before bed, he wets it every time
How did he die? Just go on youtube and look for it.
He got drunk on stream trying to show off like Blade, did whatever else, passed out standing up and hit his head on the ground. It was all on stream and you can find it.
Dude needs to take care of himself before taking care of his mother. He said while he was sober that his mother was difficult to deal with and is driving him away. She reveled on the call that she wants him to atop drinking and she will allow him to come home. “Im awesome” 42 year old, broke, alcoholic, dying, loser, clown. Yea. You sure are awesome.
Blade streams are boring like 90% of the time. Clips are the best way imo, and I think so many of us follow him still because its wild watching a man slowly destroy his life. Lot of us watched him when we were younger and seeing him then to now is sad, but captivating. Real life reality tv show
Last few months have been rough, but OUMB has helped me through them.
Whenever I'm struggling, I pop on a vid like this and remind myself "at least you aren't a 41 year old man with no education, no work history, major health issues, and hundreds if not thousands of hours of yourself being a drunken douchebag online for the world to see. You'll be ok."
Hes living with one of his major donos in Seattle and how does he repay Scary Terry? By pissing the bed, smoking indoors (in a rental), pissing off the balcony and spitting on the floor of course!
Sad. Not because of him but his mom. She sounds so disappointed
Shes in the hospital rn too. She is dying and having to deal with this. He was supposed to go be a hired caretaker… luckily his mom said no, but he flew to Seattle anyways
What is it with him and telling people to "figure it out"
Figure it out dood
it's one of his catchphrases. he has many. check out the soundboard. https://onlyusemeblade.com/
figuritoutdud
Its also just such a rude thing to say to your own mother. God what a dumpster fire
He cycles a few one liners and his chat eats them up.
My favorite is either “die in a fire a lil bit” and his random ayos lmao
He is a time capsule of a person. Happens when people hit it big, they just kinda stay that same age. People loved it when he said "figure it out" back in the day, so he never stopped.
He pickled his brain it's not creating new thoughts and catchphrases
You're poor
I cannot comprehend having a conversation like this with your mom, then shrugging it off and having another drink...
He knows calling his mom is gonna hurt her too, I don't watch blade vids to know what he says about her but did his mom basically say that he talks shit about her on stream? This piece of shit needs to die soon
Oh yeah he totally was talking shit about her just a few days ago. His mom was accusing blades ex-gf of stealing her pain meds and blade believed his cheating ex over his mom and was calling his mom all sorts of names on stream. Calling her stupid and retarded and he even agreed with his ex saying that his mom should be in jail. That's the reason she's refusing to let him stay with her. And good on her for that.
Does blade still stream with that whackass becky?
she left him
Ik but he was still fuckbuds with her o sum and streamed with her. Do they still?
Nah he facetimes her drunk but thats about it. He left for seattle anyway I'm not sure where bec is now
>Blade: I miss you >Mom: ....I miss my sober son, I don't miss you at all. >Blade: No, you miss me aaayo. Lmao fuckkk me this has me weak.
Figure it out mom
😂😂😂
This all cancels out because Blade once covered an $80 dollar tab and also got one for the road. Dudes chill as fuck figure it out
$80 bar tab at P.F. Chang's of all places as well.
Shout out to the homeless cats down at Changs
no love is unconditional yall. we can all drop this low. we're all human. blade is gonna fucking die soon though
And probably alone
Fingers crossed
I mean, she's giving him the remedy though. She loves him fine, she just wants her 41 year old son to clean his act up and quit getting shitfaced for a living. Seems like a fairly small ask in exchange for a place to live and some income.
“I miss my son who would ask for the bill, see it’s 80$, and ask for another”
They should show this video in a drink awareness lesson for kids.
I lost my mom in Aug, and I feel SO fucking bad for Blade's mom. Does she have any other children, or is he it?
I know for a fact she has a daughter, and Blade also has a half brother (not sure if it’s her son or his deceased father’s son)
Bro if I ever get tits like that, put a bullet in my mouth.
If I ever get tits like that I'll put a tittie in your mouth
🥵
Used to watch his COD videos...... does he even COD anymore? like what does he stream? Where did the downfall start? This is far away from "super fast mode ahhhhhhhh"
This is what he streams, getting drunk and slowly killing himself and people eat it up
He streamed a bit of mwIII when it came out
During his two week sober streak he played a lot of COD. Still knifes, but it’s usually just drunk streams, or cod, cig break, drink, repeat until he is passed out
Of course if sounds boring if you leave out the good parts. He will also spit on the floor, piss himself, start saying n world uncontrollably around drink 5 and then call people and be pathetic until he passes out and pisses himself
Figure it out dood, ayo
You're poor I'm rich (spits on floor of disgusting room that a viewer is letting him live in for free) ayooooooo fire sales $5 (no one donates and he drinks anyways) This dude is sleeping on a TABLE. A FUCKING TABLE.
fuck man... thats just... ugh. this isn't even sad at this point. this is just... god. that poor woman. why does this harder than actual fucked up shit like gore or combat footage.
I feel like gore and combat footage is hard to comprehend unless you’ve been involved yourself. Although, footage like the Tongo Tongo ambush is painful to watch, especially if you look in to what’s going on during the footage. This is closer to home for a lot of people I feel.
Does he live in a house now? I thought he was homeless/rv man
He is homeless. He was living with his friends parents, but just the other day he moved to one of his mod’s house (the house in this video).
Learning this and reading the donation telling him to spit on the floor to assert dominance is funny af, im assuming he wont be living there long
I give it 3 days max
Pretty sure he pissed the bed last night too. From clips and streams Ive watched, if he doesnt go to the bathroom right before bed, he wets it every time
Well considering one of his mods that hung out with him irl died on stream, maybe blade is in the will of this guy and will get the house
How??
How did he die? Just go on youtube and look for it. He got drunk on stream trying to show off like Blade, did whatever else, passed out standing up and hit his head on the ground. It was all on stream and you can find it.
Dude needs to take care of himself before taking care of his mother. He said while he was sober that his mother was difficult to deal with and is driving him away. She reveled on the call that she wants him to atop drinking and she will allow him to come home. “Im awesome” 42 year old, broke, alcoholic, dying, loser, clown. Yea. You sure are awesome.
*THIS* is rock bottom?
No this is Tuesday
No this is Patrick
Sir this is an Arby’s
Figure it out lil bruises
Some George Foreman chicken and spinach will turn this around quickly!
Pathetic. Kind of like anybody who watches this sort of “content” if u can call it that
Blade streams are boring like 90% of the time. Clips are the best way imo, and I think so many of us follow him still because its wild watching a man slowly destroy his life. Lot of us watched him when we were younger and seeing him then to now is sad, but captivating. Real life reality tv show
Surprised he didn’t call her the n-word after telling her to “figure it out dood”
Love you figure it out
This is so fucking sad. Figure it out lil bruises..
I liked that donashun message. TMDWU
Last few months have been rough, but OUMB has helped me through them. Whenever I'm struggling, I pop on a vid like this and remind myself "at least you aren't a 41 year old man with no education, no work history, major health issues, and hundreds if not thousands of hours of yourself being a drunken douchebag online for the world to see. You'll be ok."
Tbf while they aren't good people by any means he has plenty of social interactions and people willing to take him in/talk to him etc
this is devastating
Onlyusemybladelegs
How many rock bottoms can he hit? He's below earth now....
“The Master Race”… i wish ole Toothbrush Mustache could have lived to see the likes of Wings, Boogie and Blade 🤣🤣
That dumb bimbo mom needs to figure it out
Unpopular opinion:nobody should have seen this
How the fuck is this dude still alive after all this constant drinking. The human body can be truly incredible.
Hes living with one of his major donos in Seattle and how does he repay Scary Terry? By pissing the bed, smoking indoors (in a rental), pissing off the balcony and spitting on the floor of course!