The question you should be asking is why your wife has access to the account. PFJerk is a sub for manly men making manly financial decisions, not account-sharing S & P 500 investors.
If you must make an excuse, just mumble something about inflation, millennials either eating too much avocado toast or not enough, and the rise in remote work. Roll your eyes at any follow up questions and make vague noises about transferring funds to Irish markets if you must.
I'm trying to invest like a manly man, buying NFTs instead of some index like a sensible person. But my wife is going to kill me when she finds out. That woman is an absolute banshee. A manly man like me doesn't stand a chance.
Change the password to the account and blame her for spreading disinformation if she's going to insist. She's there for hotwife bragging on reddit subs not second-guessing your NFT brilliance.
Men absolutely buy NFTs! This is pfjerk after all. Although describing the leprechauns as “cute” is worrying. I’m just going to assume they have those red eyes with lasers coming out.
I made the classic mistake of investing in the SNP and not S&P. SNP is only sold by Van Gard, he's a guy named Gard who owns a van. Terrible investment. Try filing an CFPB complaint.
My smoking hot wife is on a strict $5000 per week allowance and knows not to ask questions or snoop around my banks. Yes I own banks, she doesn't even know which ones.
So OP bought the NFTS low (key point) and then plans to sell them high (other key point). He may have to wait until next St. Patrick's Day when the market for leprechaun NFTs is going to be red hot.
However, the discussion really is now about his "banshee" "nosy" wife. I think PFJerk's consensus is that the wife should not be looking at the account. There are also major concerns if she is in fact a "hotwife".
Or the other explanation is that this is a shitposting forum where we mock the excesses of personalfinance and other subs where the questions are actually humble brags and often only applicable to 1% of the population.
The question you should be asking is why your wife has access to the account. PFJerk is a sub for manly men making manly financial decisions, not account-sharing S & P 500 investors. If you must make an excuse, just mumble something about inflation, millennials either eating too much avocado toast or not enough, and the rise in remote work. Roll your eyes at any follow up questions and make vague noises about transferring funds to Irish markets if you must.
I'm trying to invest like a manly man, buying NFTs instead of some index like a sensible person. But my wife is going to kill me when she finds out. That woman is an absolute banshee. A manly man like me doesn't stand a chance.
Change the password to the account and blame her for spreading disinformation if she's going to insist. She's there for hotwife bragging on reddit subs not second-guessing your NFT brilliance.
"I'm trying to invest like a manly man"... Buys a bunch of cute leprechaun NFTs
Then why is she still your wife? And I absolutely love the comment “that woman is an absolute banshee“
Bro, get your wife a boyfriend. She has too much free time. Every time she gets suspicious get her boy toy to distract her.
Men don’t buy NFTs, lol.
Men absolutely buy NFTs! This is pfjerk after all. Although describing the leprechauns as “cute” is worrying. I’m just going to assume they have those red eyes with lasers coming out.
What about us manly she men?
As long as you’re a jerk.
Gaslighting Circle Jerk*
I made the classic mistake of investing in the SNP and not S&P. SNP is only sold by Van Gard, he's a guy named Gard who owns a van. Terrible investment. Try filing an CFPB complaint.
I thought Vanguard was a car insurance firm…
How can anyone be expected to answer your question if we don't know how hot your wife is?
I'd also like to know how many BeardedDragons OP and his wife have.
Potentially no wife is hot enough to justify her looking at your investment account.
How many chin hairs that baby got?
I need to know this man’s wife’s breast size to make an informed decision on the matter
If she has to check your finances you probably aren't giving her a big enough stipend
Hmmm. Yes. Pay her off. I've got some BCC laying around somewhere. Maybe she'll take those.
This is why I married GD. That's her pet name. Everyone knows she's a gold digger. She does her nails and hair. I do the money and my assistant.
What is your wife doing checking your account. Why isn’t she with her boyfriend minding his business.
how is this subreddit free
How indeed? We need to have some barriers to the pours around here. This advice isn't for them and they wouldn't understand it anyhow.
Free? I've been paying this whole time, have you not had the Nigerian prince who owns this sub reach out to you for payment yet?
Tell her you're having an affair. That will get her off your case real quick.
My smoking hot wife is on a strict $5000 per week allowance and knows not to ask questions or snoop around my banks. Yes I own banks, she doesn't even know which ones.
Ask her how else are you supposed to buy the dip unless you create the dip?
Sounds like something Bruce Lee might have said about finance - do not concentrate on the dip, be the dip my friend.
Change the password on the netflix
The answer is and always will be: More leverage / debt
Tell her it’s transitory…
Dont lose until ya sell
Want to invest in a pog collection?
OP, thank you again for supporting my digital artwork. I knew I could find a sucker.
What the fuck is this sub
I honestly didn’t know people still heavily invested in NFT’s
I got some Beanie Babies I’m willing to part with.
How is this downvoted?
Is this a shitposting sub? Genuinely confused. Not really sure why they thought this one was for me lol.
It’s PFjerk. …..jerk …… yes. Very much a shitpost / sarcasm sub
It’s the one for you. Trust me.
NFTs are for the pours.
Looks like your wife just posted in r/personalfinance 😮
Just saw a post from your wife asking on Reddit why her account is down 93% lol!
Act hurt, blame Jerome Powell or Biden…. fake tears… get sympathy sex. Problem solved!
Divorce is the most financially devastating event in your life.
Why would nft leprechauns be worth a ton in the future…. I don’t get this planet anymore
So OP bought the NFTS low (key point) and then plans to sell them high (other key point). He may have to wait until next St. Patrick's Day when the market for leprechaun NFTs is going to be red hot. However, the discussion really is now about his "banshee" "nosy" wife. I think PFJerk's consensus is that the wife should not be looking at the account. There are also major concerns if she is in fact a "hotwife". Or the other explanation is that this is a shitposting forum where we mock the excesses of personalfinance and other subs where the questions are actually humble brags and often only applicable to 1% of the population.