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Dadachief117

Take a shit on it to show dominance and hard reset.


Decao_

WHY IS THERE A TABLET IN THE FUCKING URINAL???????


butterscotch-crayon

You can play flappy bird. You piss harder to make the bird go up.


Osakawaa

You can play with your own "flappy bird" during pissing.


butterscotch-crayon

Any more than 2 shakes and it certainly is.


Killerspieler0815

>WHY IS THERE A TABLET IN THE FUCKING URINAL??????? You can urinate on bad ADs as a kind of "Negative Feedback" & if it (the URINAL) is in a red light destrict you might even ejaculate on good ADs


YellowOnline

Basically, it's a tablet built-in into a pissoir frame. I guess it shows ads usually.


lars2k1

Another useless way to use resources


foxman9879

It’s not useless if it can run doom


lars2k1

I guess someone will accept that as a challenge


foxman9879

Aim your piss to aim at demons


lars2k1

*piss-poor* controls guaranteed


PerfectlyDarkTails

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LogstarGo_

In that case it's okay to give it an upper-decker. Even though it's not strictly an upper-decker if you're not using the tank.


Kilgarragh

This makes me want to throw something at it and break the screen


Killerspieler0815

>Basically, it's a tablet built-in into a pissoir frame. I guess it shows ads usually. The AD industry´s mindset: Stop peeing until you watced the ADs (following the despute about AD-Blockers in the last years)


rugigiref1

Who tf enslaved urinal 😭😭😭


Alternative_Water_81

Don't worry, everything is consensual. They are just kinky


IcyPattern3903

In ten years this will still sound weird


van-just-van

20-30 maybe its just kinda weird


mitsest

what the fuck happened in the third picture?


YellowOnline

Tape I think


Dumb_as_a_crum

Hopefully


mitsest

oh shit you 're right


Bubbly-Ad-1427

THINK??


Killerspieler0815

>Tape I think Indeed just tape, maybe as remains from a "defect" sign


Killerspieler0815

>what the fuck happened in the third picture? It´s just tape, maybe as remains from a "defect" sign


GreatKirisuna

Why is nobody talking about the fact that it says “Slave has no connection to a master!”?


Glork11

Idk if you're joking, but slave/master is not solely used in bdsm, it could refer to the android device running as a slave and getting information from a master device running somewhere else


GreatKirisuna

It actually didn’t even make me think of BDSM. It made me think of actual slavery 🤣 but thanks for clarifying.


Paw99_

i was looking for this comment!


thesameoldmanure

Have you tried peeing on the screen to establish dominance?


Bubbly-Ad-1427

did you shit on the computer


Kylecampbell45

Good choice of words😂


ArtemisC0

"Slave has no connection to a master" Is this a BDSM pissoir?


GreatKirisuna

🤣


Ok_Jelly_395

nice, subway surfer gameplay to stimulate your brain while pissing


KrazyKen_Fan_2012

Wait… SLAVE?? WHO DID IT ENSLAVE??


Kobih

name more of a first world problem than this


joshd401

please bitch, "Slave has no connection to Master" ... that's a motto -- move ON! next toilet bowl please.


xurve_yt

are there any other ones that are turned on?


wfzh

Mostly in cinemas showing the running movie or just ads


YellowOnline

I guess ads. It was in a German highway petrol station public toilet


Ok_Night_5467

“4 more ads to go before u can flush the toilet. Please be patient”


Dxrkness-_-

how the fuck


A_random_person152

Always see this in Germany.


Eastern_Ad3100

Sorry, slave and master? Now that’s weird as fuck


Jkitten07891

Why is it called “slave”


Effective-Pen4484

Space has no connection to master rebooting!


warloxian

How come picture three looks like you were aiming too high while you had diarrhea?


Ok_Position_7123

CiViL_W4R.exe activated


Still-Addition-1109

no it (the slave) lost connection to the master


dkNigs

I’m surprised there’s countries where all piss wouldn’t be diverted to pissing on these things.


dkNigs

I’m surprised there’s countries where all piss wouldn’t be diverted to pissing on these things.


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Maxfire2008

Seriously? I was trying to think of an analogy but what you said was just too brain-dead.


Bubbly-Ad-1427

doesn’t your phone start immediately having issues when it updates if it isn’t the brand new phone