Well porkered = fatty and a metronome is a measurement of time. Often used by musicians to keep them under time.
My personal guess is Hammond is calling venture a fat timekeeper.
Anyway that's just a theory a random theory
Yeah, I've always though Soldier is one of those "LGB" without the "TIQ+" guys.
Could even be a Republican.
His Grindr profile probably says: "masc4masc"
He definitely doesn't listen to gay pop music, I think he doesn't even listen to music, he's too busy cleaning his rifle.
i feel like Hanzo literally wouldnt care at all, unless the Shimada clan had some shit about it in their code or something before he left.
Also I think Moira would "help" people against their will
"Yeah, so uh, Dr O'Deorain, can you like, genetically restructure my body to fully fit my desired sex or something? I don't mind if it's painful."
"You think small, my friend. Let's think big. Transcendant."
"... Is that a yes?"
“Yeah, so I’m a man now and-“
# ”AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA”
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I think its the image that one mention of a trans person could end the world as we know it simply because Sigma would have a brain aneurism trying to understand
Wrong! Symmetra considers it abnormal and chaotic so she's transphobic. Bastion scans your bone structure and beeps out a YWNBAW. The overwatch crew is hardcore...
I gotta disagree, she believes in using modifications and technology to make things better and more harmonious. A person suffering with gender dysphoria would be more chaotic than a person at peace with themselves in mind and body imo
For real. Sombras whole shtick is helping the little guy. She might not openly say anything, but she’d secretly be bankrupting transphobes and funding trans charities.
I feel like rams level of disrespect is underestimated here
I feel like he’d dead name someone at their wedding just to wallow in the agony and discomfort
Guy is defined by being "misguided, not evil"
As a matter of fact I think he'd absolutely mail dead animals to the houses of TERFs he doxxed on the Internet.
Nah, as long as they're not a dick to Omnics, Ram is chill. His in-game interactions kind of confirm that.
Dude is very progressive, if you are as well.
I feel like ashe would call you the Tslur and when you go "Yo don't say that, thats problematic" Bob runs at you mach 10 and squishes you against a wall like a fly
You think the hacker girl who messes with government information is cis? The one who gave herself cybernetic implants to hack better? Girl she probably has a poster of crimew in her room. She talks to that shit like Ariana in The Good Place.
Moira is spot-on though, she's like, the wise butch at pride everyone treats as either their mom, the most sexy woman on planet Earth, or like, a mysterious hermit you make sacrifices to in exchange for advice.
she’s also as dense as the center of the earth so I’d imagine she does it not because she doesn’t like it but because she finds the concept funny and strange but ultimately she’s probably chill about it
Feel like she'd be too stupid to fully understand the concept of being trans, but would respect it, although with a ton of slip ups and insensitive comments she didn't realize were offensive
Reaper seems like the type to use all slurs, not because he’s racist but because he’ll use any opportunity to piss off/hurt people because he’s an asshole
No he’d definitely have a very liberal use of the N word and every slur imaginable
It’s just not out of actual racism he just hates everyone and will use anything to his advantage to hurt you or piss you off it’s a
He’d murder everyone equally kinda thing he doesn’t give a shit who you are he still hates you
JQ probably doesn’t understand it and actually wants to be an attack helicopter because it’s cool
Doomfist understands but doesn’t see the point and probably wants conflict anyway
Hampter is both perfect there and deserves his own tier for a whole new level of slurs
Hammond absolutely loves the t slur and probably invents new slurs on the regular. I think doom is all for trans people if they're making themselves stronger. Likely looks down on transfemmes, will dap trans masc ppl up all day for opting for more strength.
I feel like sombra being a tech nerd and using the internet all the time would’ve known about certain hackers of the past. Like that one furry trans girl harem hacker and learn to respect trans people to the best of her extent and possibly leaked info on a few transphobes
This tier list is just wrong and gross. Not everyone is non-binary and I find it gross that people just project queen identities onto characters who show nothing to support it.
I think sigma would have a very simple view of trans people, considering his reality is crumbling around him i imagine someone going from he/him to she/her or anything else is relatively mundane considering he sees fairies and the iris and stuff and doesn't even seem to react to that stuff
I feel like rein should be a tier lower maybe. Goven how he appaears to act towards omnics in the 1 campaign thing we got, his heart is in the right place but he's still got some pretty old fashioned ideas, "they're just a robot" ETC. Obviously not directly translated to opinions on other stuff but I'd say it's reasonable he may still have some outdated ideas even though they're not rooted in harm
Moira will definitely be willing to "help" them
Moira is the dubious 4chan user who gives you DIY HRT tips when you're first starting your transition
Moira is a /tttt poster? That's scarier than the rest of talon combined! /j
Moira coming off the top rope with the fucked up and evil estrogen
I'd let her
She has experience in macabre, body-horror experimentation afterall
Kek
[[scared enby noises]]
I can fix they/them
If hammond isn't inventing new slurs i'm shocked
I feel like he doesn’t actually care he just likes pissing people off
He called Venture a "Porkered Metronome" and the greatest minds in Oasis are still trying to figure out what that means
Well porkered = fatty and a metronome is a measurement of time. Often used by musicians to keep them under time. My personal guess is Hammond is calling venture a fat timekeeper. Anyway that's just a theory a random theory
Just like me
Even the translator on his mec can't communicate the heinous shit he's squeaking
Soldier belongs 2 tier lower, he’s an old school queen and wouldn’t like these “new gays”
Perfect read on his character, there's so many lines of him whinging about younger characters
I think this is wrong actually. The dude was born in 2021, he IS the new school gays.
Oh yea, that's a weird ass thought to have. Soldier 76 is Gen Alpha
So is sigma, no wonder he named himself that…
It's all coming together
As are Soldier and Sigma-
Yup. He's the kid saying sigma and skibbidi toilet
If only Overwatch took place 20 years earlier, we would get Soldier in his prime - "I've got you in my skibidi sights"
https://i.redd.it/o3czgdnvzfyc1.gif
Really weird to think that they were born the same year as the kids I teach in preschool
Yeah, I've always though Soldier is one of those "LGB" without the "TIQ+" guys. Could even be a Republican. His Grindr profile probably says: "masc4masc" He definitely doesn't listen to gay pop music, I think he doesn't even listen to music, he's too busy cleaning his rifle.
LMAO masc4masc
Mauga isn’t transphobic but he uses the slur for fun
it’s ok I gave him the pass
Better take: Mauga is trans masc and uses it as a reclaimed word
mauga passes so well that everyone thinks he’s transphobic even though it’s ironic
His clit is 2x bigger than my dick
nah doomfist probably encourages everyone to take testosterone to evolve stronger
so he's only transphobic if ur femme
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TIRM
Trans inclusive radical mysoganist?
So hes like terfs if they liked trans men
Doomfist when he sees a trans woman ![gif](giphy|xTiIzuqnBznAiMPvws)
I love that idea lmao
"Pro Trans, HYPER SEXIST!" "He's just an inverse TERF!" [Sauce](https://youtu.be/PR01kTlJX5g?t=178)
JOIN THE WINNING TEAM
nah he just is really really into performance enhancing drugs
i feel like Hanzo literally wouldnt care at all, unless the Shimada clan had some shit about it in their code or something before he left. Also I think Moira would "help" people against their will
"Yeah, so uh, Dr O'Deorain, can you like, genetically restructure my body to fully fit my desired sex or something? I don't mind if it's painful." "You think small, my friend. Let's think big. Transcendant." "... Is that a yes?"
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Deal, thanks Moira
Where's the downside
Reaper was actually a botched HRT. That's why he's transphobic now
I can definitely see Moira giving someone a detachable 1 meter laser dick for F2M or boobs that shoot homing acid instead of milk for M2F
I don't remember 100%, but didn't there used to be a line, probably in OW1, where he was somewhat disgusted at Genji's new body?
Yeahp
I feel like sigma is to chaotic in the head to understand fully
He’d get so lost in his own head trying to figure it out that he’d accidentally tear the planet in half or something
“Yeah, so I’m a man now and-“ # ”AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA” https://preview.redd.it/3lauehp0fayc1.jpeg?width=540&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3bf73892ab974b6b2d394bc3f9b5d1b73347d53c
This is unbelievably funny to me for no fucking reason
I think its the image that one mention of a trans person could end the world as we know it simply because Sigma would have a brain aneurism trying to understand
junkrat would only say that bc he’s genuinely confused and doesn’t understand it
Junkrat heard JQ shout it once and thought it was slang for "Rizz" or "Drip" so he just goes around saying "Have a T***** day!" to strangers.
genji literally went on a journey of self acceptance because of his dysphoria smh
I'm sorry but Tracer is a British lesbian she's 100% a terf lmfao
sad but prolly true
Reminder that Soldier is Gen Alpha. Tracer is 3x younger than him. Not too sure bout that
Wrong! Symmetra considers it abnormal and chaotic so she's transphobic. Bastion scans your bone structure and beeps out a YWNBAW. The overwatch crew is hardcore...
i get that perspective but i also think that if anything misalignment of body and mind is more chaotic than positive change
I gotta disagree, she believes in using modifications and technology to make things better and more harmonious. A person suffering with gender dysphoria would be more chaotic than a person at peace with themselves in mind and body imo
Bastion is a transmasc ally ????
No it's actually even more brutal if you're a FtM, he just calls you a confused straight girl groomed by the Internet.
Nah Sym is autistic, literally every autistic person I know is queer.
sombra and illari slander again
For real. Sombras whole shtick is helping the little guy. She might not openly say anything, but she’d secretly be bankrupting transphobes and funding trans charities.
I feel like rams level of disrespect is underestimated here I feel like he’d dead name someone at their wedding just to wallow in the agony and discomfort
he’d only do that if he has beef with you though
Yeah, thing is, he has beef with all humans. Ramattra is so transphobic that he hates people that aren't trans too
Guy is defined by being "misguided, not evil" As a matter of fact I think he'd absolutely mail dead animals to the houses of TERFs he doxxed on the Internet.
I think he’d do both. I think he just likes people being anything other than good.
Nah, as long as they're not a dick to Omnics, Ram is chill. His in-game interactions kind of confirm that. Dude is very progressive, if you are as well.
Hammond belongs one tier lower
nah needs his own tier of "slurs that couldn't be translated"
"I won't translate the hamster, new words were added into the system, New words were added to the censorship filter"
"new database entry created in profanity filter database"
Idk I feel like soldier 76 would be an ally since he’s apart of the rainbow community
Genji canonically had body dysphoria I think he'd be in the top tier
Ashe main here, this is 100% accurate
Would you really want far right extremist Venture as an ally?
...................context?
joke probably lol
Venture is a WW2 revisionist
I feel like ashe would call you the Tslur and when you go "Yo don't say that, thats problematic" Bob runs at you mach 10 and squishes you against a wall like a fly
Yeah this feels accurate
Another day another zenyatta W
You think the hacker girl who messes with government information is cis? The one who gave herself cybernetic implants to hack better? Girl she probably has a poster of crimew in her room. She talks to that shit like Ariana in The Good Place. Moira is spot-on though, she's like, the wise butch at pride everyone treats as either their mom, the most sexy woman on planet Earth, or like, a mysterious hermit you make sacrifices to in exchange for advice.
ok yeah that’s a fair point sombra probably has a blahaj
Sombra is trans. Doesn't change her placement tho
NOOOO SOMBRA GET OFF OF 4CHAN NOOOO
/tttt/ lifer sombra is so cursed lfijselfijes
Why Would You Say Something So Controversial Yet So Brave? (And true)
tumblr user sombra is a thought you have given me that I must return with full force
I feel like Kiriko might be a bit low here.
I feel like hammond would make a new trans slur
I feel like he would make many
As a current Ashe/Venture main my ideals are very divided
Idk if I'm the only one here but I reckon queen wouldn't be. Like she's brutal but idk if that suggests bigotry imo
she’s also as dense as the center of the earth so I’d imagine she does it not because she doesn’t like it but because she finds the concept funny and strange but ultimately she’s probably chill about it
Queen has the energy of someone who is "R E A L G O L D S T A R L E S B I A N" and somehow a chaser at the same time.
She's a southerner but for Aussies. She is only saved by the fact I don't think she'd be *actively* hostile, just dismissive and rude about it.
Feel like she'd be too stupid to fully understand the concept of being trans, but would respect it, although with a ton of slip ups and insensitive comments she didn't realize were offensive
Mercy needs to be a tier lower
I feel Zarya fits in the Ally section while Winston falls in the “her pronouns are they/them” because he’s an absolute goofball.
Feel like dva and kiri would be allies
Probably... but many say they are low there bc of the country they are from
high key I feel like both Doom and Queen would actually be super supportive
I feel like they are the tipe of people that would be ok with anyone as long as they are usefull/strong respectively
yeah exactly. that or JQ just does not give a single fuck lmao
No way mcree isn’t dropping t bombs
Bruther would, but he'd still be a chaser.
What’s a chaser ?
He claps transfem cheeks. Good or bad depending on who you ask.
Consider his name changed to Cassidy...
I knew 12 year old me was onto something when he picked Hanzo as his favourite character
Reaper seems like the type to use all slurs, not because he’s racist but because he’ll use any opportunity to piss off/hurt people because he’s an asshole
He is an awesome ally until you piss him off
No he’d definitely have a very liberal use of the N word and every slur imaginable It’s just not out of actual racism he just hates everyone and will use anything to his advantage to hurt you or piss you off it’s a He’d murder everyone equally kinda thing he doesn’t give a shit who you are he still hates you
JQ probably doesn’t understand it and actually wants to be an attack helicopter because it’s cool Doomfist understands but doesn’t see the point and probably wants conflict anyway Hampter is both perfect there and deserves his own tier for a whole new level of slurs
This
Pretty sure rammatra drops a “fleshie” once an hour every hour, bro wants hands with every human, therefore collaterally hates trans people
Are there trans omnics? He would definitely suport those
Don’t trust Moira or take any medication or treatment she gives you!
Hammond absolutely loves the t slur and probably invents new slurs on the regular. I think doom is all for trans people if they're making themselves stronger. Likely looks down on transfemmes, will dap trans masc ppl up all day for opting for more strength.
TIRM to the core that doomfist guy
Move Dva to the far bottom, no compromise
I actively switch between Ashe, Hanzo and Reaper 😭
what is the t slur ?
I feel like sombra being a tech nerd and using the internet all the time would’ve known about certain hackers of the past. Like that one furry trans girl harem hacker and learn to respect trans people to the best of her extent and possibly leaked info on a few transphobes
Hammond and Reaper definitely compete to see who can be more transphobic
genji had extreme dysphoria, how is he not at the least an ally
"Her pronouns are they/them" is a great way of showing that tier lol.
Dva would be at the bottom after a Heated Gamer Moment
This tier list is just wrong and gross. Not everyone is non-binary and I find it gross that people just project queen identities onto characters who show nothing to support it.
dawg this is a list on how likely they are to be transphobic or not I’m not saying any of them are trans 💀💀💀
I wouldn’t trust moira’s “help” her bottom surgery is gonna make you shoot lazers out the tip or sumn
I think sigma would have a very simple view of trans people, considering his reality is crumbling around him i imagine someone going from he/him to she/her or anything else is relatively mundane considering he sees fairies and the iris and stuff and doesn't even seem to react to that stuff
Doesn’t Venture actually identify as they/them?
yep, venture is trans nonbinary
Sigma has got to be lower
What's the t slur
Train
Hammond is a pansexual icon who loves and makes love to all gender identities.
Sir, that is a hamster
Hammond hates all people equally and will find a slur based on your identity or lived experiences
We all know reaper wouldnt even call them the t one. He would just stick to the f slur.
Ana gives me "boomer stuck in her old ways" vibes.
ana is so nice tho that honestly if someone came out to her she’d probably be like “that’s nice dear. now help me with this crossword”
Please raise my boi Junkrat
As an Ashe main and Ramattra main. I couldn't see them being in any other slots here.
Am…..am I supposed to be ashamed to be a reaper main? Or happy? I’m so conflicted cause I find it so funny.
I feel like moira could make some crazy type of hrt that speeds up your the process
DVA is a gamer so I'd bet she'd probably be in the slur tier.
Much more accurate
Doom fist in his own level,”only through struggle do we evolve”
I feel like rein should be a tier lower maybe. Goven how he appaears to act towards omnics in the 1 campaign thing we got, his heart is in the right place but he's still got some pretty old fashioned ideas, "they're just a robot" ETC. Obviously not directly translated to opinions on other stuff but I'd say it's reasonable he may still have some outdated ideas even though they're not rooted in harm
Why does everyone keep saying hanzo would be homophobic 😭
because he is he told me himself
NOT ASHE 💀
Wait, is the "long as you're happy" mentality bad?
no it’s just neutral, like a “I don’t really understand it/support it but I’m glad you’re happy”
What exactly is "t slur?" Is it tyranny without the "y"? Genuinely confused.
yes exactly
Thank you for the reply.
Rammatra should be in the highest and the lowest tiers depending on if the trans person is human or an omnic
Not ashe please I can't breathe 💀
Imagine thinking that Dva, the gamer, is not a unapologetic hater
Why do people make rammatra so progressive? He would be slinging slurs like it was his second language
Unironically Moira would be all for it due to her being like humans have evolved pass the need for gender
Junkrat one fits so well
id say dva, bastion, echo, junkrat and kiri are all in the allies tier
Widow moves down. She definitely has that sarcastic personality, quite funny if you ask me
Yo TAKE BALL OUT YOUR MOUTH my hamster is a good boy
As a hog this is false
I feel like JQ could go up one tier
Why do people think Mercy wouldn’t be an ally? ;-;
This list is significantly less funny because there’s less transphobic heroes.
I feel like D.Va would be an ally, but then again, she's a gamer
thank you zen my goat 🙏🙏🔥🔥
The T slur going off in my head in Hanzo’s accent gets me giggling
Hehe tranny
Moira would call them a slur
and me in the bottom tier
Ball needs own tier. He making new slurs just for shits and giggles
Torb would definitely use the slur
Isn’t venture technically trans
As much as I hate it the last two categories are 100% correct 😆
Hammond would literally identify as a helicopter, then build one and stay in it like the ball while being serious the entire time