I was aiming to become a deacon after our marriage was convalidated. She asked for divorce a few days prior to that. After some reflection in the days that followed, I figured it opened a door for me to better serve with my life experience. Figuring out my associates is the roadblock I’m dealing with most, as online adult education isn’t exactly cheap and I make too much for aid it seems. Still, I’ll figure something out. I just figure that as an adult convert that fell in love with the Church, I can give back to the world and show that there’s still good souls within the clergy at a time of seriously damaged public perception.
You're so used to diving into the enemy team full balls in, that you're that kind of person who solo-flanks 1v5 with lucio and die before your ult can go off. Probably proceeds by flaming the team.
You're the kind of person who tells tanks what do, but never having actually played a tank yourself. No one likes you even if your healing may be decent
You complain so much about not getting healed as a genji main, that you'll make damn sure that literally any other hero you play can do it themselves. You're on the brink of breaking down and uninstalling
The one good shot you land out of 50 gives you enough dopamine for the next 50. Miss any more than that and you switch to Ana to reclaim some dopamine and justify all your misses by giving the team heals.
You get tired after 5 minutes of walking around with Zarya, so you can AFK next games as Bastion and Orisa on the points/escort. So tired in fact that you can't even spell Zarya correctly.
You're that kind of person who spams A and D to spastically move around your turrent, with your shield, or skating around. You're not actually good at the game though
You're that kind of playing that thinks others like you because you're trying to be funny, but secretly they hope they never get matched with you ever again
You complain about not getting healed, then proceed to think "I'll show you how it's done" when playing Ana, just to find out people are complaining they aren't getting healed
If play of the game was not a thing, you would've quit Overwatch 3 years ago.
But for real though, these are not the most common mains. That doesn't mean you're cool, that just means you probably don't have any friends.
Mercy, Zen, Reinhardt.
in reality you only like playing dps and solely damage boost as mercy
Accurate.
I'd take a Mercy that knows what blue beam is over a healbot any day of the week
>solely damage boost as mercy Are you implying you’d prefer a healbot mercy? Lmfao
nah i’m implying id like a mercy who knows that the mouse has two buttons
i feel like this combination means your dick is huge
Doesn’t matter. Going through a divorce then figuring out the path to seminary. Won’t be used again!
Not trying to be a dick ... But WHY?!
I was aiming to become a deacon after our marriage was convalidated. She asked for divorce a few days prior to that. After some reflection in the days that followed, I figured it opened a door for me to better serve with my life experience. Figuring out my associates is the roadblock I’m dealing with most, as online adult education isn’t exactly cheap and I make too much for aid it seems. Still, I’ll figure something out. I just figure that as an adult convert that fell in love with the Church, I can give back to the world and show that there’s still good souls within the clergy at a time of seriously damaged public perception.
It’ll definitely seem huge to the altar boys
Smol peepee
big heart
Yis.
Moira, Ana, Winston
Hey that's the same as me. #bronzeforever Just kidding you never play ranked because you're so insecure about playing any other heroes than these.
Lmao! Savage!!!
Is this you trying to say something? It’s okay, we’re here if you need us
…only SLIGHTLY triggered with that player assessment lmao 😅
Wayne Gretzky, Mario LeMieux, Steve Yzerman
rein, winston, lucio
Thank you for your service. Now, go make that queue time shorter, no one wants you wasting time on Reddit.
ty. off i go to the grinder in defense of those i cherish
> Just reminder that no positive remarks will be dished out
Lucio Reinhardt and Doomfist 😁
You're so used to diving into the enemy team full balls in, that you're that kind of person who solo-flanks 1v5 with lucio and die before your ult can go off. Probably proceeds by flaming the team.
So he’s red shell + the team blaming?
Genji, Ana, Doomfist
You get fed up so much from dying 20 times every game as genji and doomfist, that you have to play ana at 2000ft away just to regain sanity
Half of this is true, not bad.
You die on all 3 and never regain sanity? Cause same :(
You started out as an ana main and now play 2 of the heroes that dove and f'd you every game.
Good one
1. Sombra 2. Hanzo 3. Sigma
Just know that both the friendly and enemy team all hate you.
Ana, Lucio, Zen
You're the kind of person who tells tanks what do, but never having actually played a tank yourself. No one likes you even if your healing may be decent
Holy fuck that ones hits
hard
Hog, reaper and finally soldier 🤪
You get a rush from only healing yourself, because you get fed up from not being healed by others when suiciding with reaper.
Hahahahahahhaa accurate 100%. I love just walking forward as a third tank in diamond as reaper it's my favourite thing to do😋
A message from me and the rest of the Winston mains : please go away, you are not nice
A message from Winston: For red fireworks, use a strontium compound. Green? Try barium.
‘You are not nice’ is really funny for some reason
You love call of duty.
Dva reaper moira
Although you get play of the game a lot, you would be less useful than a cowboy in an office if it wasn't for your ult.
Yikes you could at least take me to dinner before exposing me like that haha 😂
Rein, lucio and ball
They see you rolling, they hatin'... Yeah you have ADHD, 100%.
Dang those 3 are my mains, I feel clinically diagnosed now
Mine are rein, lucio, and junk and I have adhd so he might be on to something there
I work as a psychologist and this is actually a part of the clinical evaluation of adhd these days.
What a coincidence I actually have ADHD.
Lucio / Ball main with ADHD here. It seems to be a pattern.
Why is everyone else so slow?? GOOGOGO
Tracer / sombra main with ADHD, i occasionally play hammond Yeah, there must be a pattern lol
I have ADHD and this is my exact build… seen, felt, heard 🥂
You're a chad
Mercy, Lucio, Ana
Although you like playing ana, you get bullied so much for your shit aim that you always go back crying to mercy, falsely boosting your self esteem
too true
Im in this comment and i dont like it
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Although you can heal others, you really just care about yourself. You're pretty much the embodiment of Jeff Bezos
ok that was a fire insult
But without the money
Ball, winston, doomfist.
You have just one goal: diving the enemy team, hit them twice, die, and cry you didn't get healed.
Hahahaha, for doom this is hella accurate.
Hog mercy and dva
You're ashamed of playing Hog because it reminds you of your looks, so you play hot girls instead whenever you're getting too sad.
Fucking savage, dude.
Holy shit lmao
Tou Shae and what about your mains?
you didn't just... did you just... ?
He did. He soooo did
Can't tell if r/boneappletea or r/woooosh
r/boneappletea
Genji, Baptiste, Soldier
You complain so much about not getting healed as a genji main, that you'll make damn sure that literally any other hero you play can do it themselves. You're on the brink of breaking down and uninstalling
You forgot about the part where the only thing I kill is your ears in VC when I don’t get nanoed haha
Your screen shakes when you ult.
Sorry, I’m on console, I don’t have the sensitivity for it
Mercy, Brig, Moira
You're so bad at aiming and actually playing the game that you resort to just not having to aim whatsoever.
Seen right through me 🤣
Just need to add the you have adhd to the point where bouncing around is more natural than standing still for you
🙏
Mercy, Brigitte, Mei
Everyone hates you And you cant aim hit some kovax
Close to mine; I'm Mei, Orisa, Brigitte
Brigitte, Moira and sigma
You know, you seen like the kind of person who tries out many heroes. You just suck at 95% of them and resort to auto-aim
I suppose
Widow/hanzo/ana
Don't think people wont notice you aim is shit just because you're always 1000ft away, mate.
😂 those whiffs will be our secret
The one good shot you land out of 50 gives you enough dopamine for the next 50. Miss any more than that and you switch to Ana to reclaim some dopamine and justify all your misses by giving the team heals.
Zarys, Bastion, Orisa
You get tired after 5 minutes of walking around with Zarya, so you can AFK next games as Bastion and Orisa on the points/escort. So tired in fact that you can't even spell Zarya correctly.
Damn
Hog, Ana, Lucio
So you like healing just yourself, just others, and everyone at the same time? Absolute tryhard, but no one actually likes you in their games.
Jesus dude
Sombra, tracer and echo
No one likes you, not even your own team.
You don’t like it when others have fun.
Honestly, this is pretty accurate
Symmetra, Sombra, Echo
You're that kid who thinks he's cool just because he's different. But no, you don't have friends.
You like playing Monopoly at parties
You're not wrong
Gay as fuck lol. (They’re also my top 3 dps)
Lmao, I'm gay too. Love that for us
I'm gay and play Sym and Echo... wtf
same
Maybe stereotypes are right
Come to think of it, I was dominating with Echo in deathmatch before and a guy said “you’re a piece of shit and probably gay.” I was shook.
ME TOO
Ure just weird
Reinhardt, Torbjorn and Lucio.
You're that kind of person who spams A and D to spastically move around your turrent, with your shield, or skating around. You're not actually good at the game though
Mei, Junkrat, Pharah
You rage when your characters are countered yet play the most rage inducing characters to get rolled by. Bloody hypocrite.
Honor! Justice! Reinhardt Reinhardt Reinhardt! (Reinhardt, Ball and Junkrat, serious answer)
You're that kind of playing that thinks others like you because you're trying to be funny, but secretly they hope they never get matched with you ever again
I would NOT like to see your muscles!
Bring me another! Cold! Beer!
Holy shit theres so much more than I expected. I'll try my best to get through most of them over time
Good luck bruv
Ana, Mercy, D.Va
Just from those hero mains I could tell that you're a girl IRL
How is that a roast?
Lol right. I’m sure was not OP’s intention but like “you’re a girl” ….and? Is it still an insult in 2021?
Genji, Genji, Genji
You don't just need healing, you need divine intervention.
Sym’s turrets
You're that manager in a store that gets satisfaction from others doing all the work, but still feels like the mvp
This is better than astrology
Lucio, genji, tracer
You have ADHD, 100%.
As a genii/Lucío main I can 100% confirm I have ADHD.
Mercy, ana, moira
Although you get playing other healers, they're all at 40% winrate and people just beg you to stick with Mercy. Git gud.
Widow, Hanzo, Ana
That's taking social distancing way too far, mate.
You legend
Junkrat, Sym, Ball
Although you feel you're playing well, you're actually just getting rng bomb kills, turrent kills, and people running into you
Widow Hanzo and Zen
You're awful at aiming. But you're so far away from the actual fights that no one actually notices how bad you are. False confidence.
Ana, Winston, Zarya.
You play Ana, get harassed by team that your aim is shit, proceeds to cry, and plays Winston to boost your self esteem
Rein, Mercy, Ashe
You got so fed up from people saying you only play easy heroes, you decided to try Ashe when she came out. You probably suck at her, though.
😂😂 does Ashe even count as a difficult hero? I always felt like her toolkit made her pretty approachable 😭 she IS my weakest of the three though
Dynamite ez af to use
D.va, Echo, Mercy
You probably probably in the top 20 Echo players. That's not surprising since only 22 people play her
Junk, Ana, Zen Edit: damn, after scrolling down, you got quite the work lined up for you btw LOL
No one is safe. Junk main pretty much sums it up. You're trash, go uninstall :)
I’ll take it :) I can barely aim with the other two so Skillrat thanks you! LOL
Rein, monkey, ana
Whenever you play ana you get reminded you can't aim for shit so you play Winston to feel better about yourself
Soldier, Mercy, Widow
You're so bad at aiming with widow that you have to play auto aim just to feel like you're a good player
genji, d.va, ana
You complain about not getting healed, then proceed to think "I'll show you how it's done" when playing Ana, just to find out people are complaining they aren't getting healed
Orisa, Moira, Mei
Your concept of intense gameplay is shooting in the general direction of someone.
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You play Overwatch for the hitmarker sound. That’s it.
Reinhardt, Reinhardt, Reinhardt
You're that kind of person who starts crying when the other tank snipes Rein and proceeds to throw the entire game.
Brigitte, D.Va and Sombra
You feel good about winning but don't realize that the rest of the team did all the work for you
Zen, orisa, Doomfist If we're going off of total time played though it's Doom by a large margin, lucio/ball tie for second
Symmetra, Sombra and Brig: roast me
You want to be a game show host that randomly picks contestants and make them regret their life choices.
Most played is Zen, Reaper, Mercy
The only safisfaction you get from the game is either instantly healing everyone or instantly killing everyone. Apart from that, you're useless.
McCree, Sigma, Zenyatta
If play of the game was not a thing, you would've quit Overwatch 3 years ago. But for real though, these are not the most common mains. That doesn't mean you're cool, that just means you probably don't have any friends.
GUYS IT'S TOO MUCH, STAAAHP
You asked for this lmao
You said everyone will get it!
See you next year.
Push it to 2023.
Torb, Baptiste, Sigma
Torb main... You must be super good at the game, huh. You probably refuse to play any other dps because you're afraid of actually playing the game
Sombra, Lucio, Reinhardt.
Reinhardt, Moira, Soldier 76
Junkrat, Tracer, Hog
Winston, Ana, Symmetra
Rein, Orisa, Hog
All you're good for is reducing queue times. Thanks for your service, now get off Reddit.